Vol 2 Chapter 1034: call
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
- 3387 characters
- 2022-01-02 06:51:07
Fake, everything is fake!
The stars who came up from the mortal world were flushed with embarrassment, even the old gentleman was a little embarrassed.
Up and down the heavenly court, I was fooled by a person.
This is the real social death scene, which is much more embarrassing than exposing some privacy under the public.
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"...I am my own, and I can be a vanguard against Li Xiaobai. Don't do anything to me. Once you kill me, this world will be over."
Let the world full of love once again entered the cooling-off period, Li Hailong said for the first time.
After speaking.
Even he was a little embarrassed, he looked at everyone and laughed out loud, but with the Dihua skills, he could only be a dead horse doctor.
I can't really pit myself to death.
"Hmph!" The Jade Emperor snorted, and did not pay attention to Li Hailong, but looked at Laojun Taishang, "Laojun, what do you think?"
"It's a matter of urgency. You need to leave the heavens first, and then do your care." Old Jundao, "I don't know what Li Xiaobai is going crazy. He stays in the heavens, and he will be controlled after a short while. Nothing can be done. Going to the earth is fine. Arrange calmly."
"Goodness." Everyone said in unison.
"What will he do?" The Jade Emperor looked at Li Hailong, "Li Xiaobai is the devil in the world, and he is not a good person. Since there is no high-dimensional world, get rid of them, and the Three Realms will be peaceful."
"Your Majesty, I am one of my own." Li Hailong looked at Jade Emperor sullenly, "Killing me, it won't do you any good, leaving me alone can make Li Xiaobai behave everywhere..."
Jade Emperor frowned, looked at Li Hailong, affected by Di Hua, fell into contemplation again.
"Your Majesty, after a while, you will know that what he said is true or false." Dou Mu Yuanjun glanced at Li Hailong and said quietly.
"You don't need to verify the authenticity, I am really sincere." Li Hailong said, "Since you want to deal with Li Xiaobai, you have to crack his magical powers of becoming a dog. You need to find a couple in advance, even if they are not sincere. When you become a dog, you can only release it with a kiss of true love. Why not go down first, find someone to do it alone, and then come back to fight Li Xiaobai!"
Selling Li Xiaobai, who won’t!
Love skills are coming.
Li Hailong's words changed: "I actually discussed with a group of evil people how to harm people. This allows me to deal with myself. I once thought that the old man is the most kind person, but I didn't expect to lose sight after all."
Taishang Laojun looked ashamed: "The old way is wrong. Your Majesty, don't mention anything that hurts others. If Li Xiaobai is at fault, we should also give him a chance."
Jade Emperor said: "The old gentleman said it is very true."
...
Three minutes passed in a flash, and the picture of peace and friendship was broken instantly.
Ignore the shameful Taishang Laojun and others.
Li Hailong continued: "Old gentleman, we already know about Li Xiaobai's flaws, we don't need to be busy killing him. Now, he is concentrating on the realm of love. In the heavenly court, there will be no other emotions except love. I think this pair of changes The grown-ups of the stars and the Buddha are an opportunity. After all, the kiss of true love is more likely to happen in this situation. Why not take advantage of it?
If you miss this opportunity, and want a kiss of true love, it will be difficult to turn back into a human being. Moreover, after gathering all the heavenly soldiers and generals who have no flaws, wouldn't it be more certain to fight Li Xiaobai? "
An instant of silence.
Lingxiao Hall, everyone's eyes were focused on Li Hailong.
is still a human-shaped fairy with a weird expression.
The breath of the fairy gods who have become dogs is a bit heavy.
Only Li Jing suddenly understood why he was taken care of by Li Xiaobai in the first place. His feelings had already broken Li Xiaobai’s supernatural powers.
I knew that Li Xiaobai’s supernatural powers were so easy to decipher, why did he suffer so many setbacks at the beginning, and pity his hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers were all turned into dogs!
...
If something goes wrong, it must be a demon.
Haiwang kept saying that he was not an enemy of Li Xiaobai, but he sold him out of words!
makes the hearts of a group of immortals feel a little unsure.
"Don't look at me like that. You said that I didn't deal with Li Xiaobai. We are the one." Li Hailong said shyly, "After all, Li Xiaobai turned me into a dog and caused my agency to die so many times. It’s normal to retaliate against him, right? People have selfish intentions and defeat Li Xiaobai, so that we can have a good life. Besides, the person who knows the current affairs is a handsome man. Li Xiaobai has already committed public anger. I will stand on his side again. It's not a thing."
"What do you intend to do?" Old Jun asked.
"Alive." Li Hailong smiled, "Lao Jun, Your Majesty, can let me live, even if I go to the Nantian Gate to look at the gate, it doesn't matter."
"..." The four heavenly kings were shocked, and at the same time they glared at Li Hailong.
"Old gentleman, it's better to do as Neptune wants!" Taibai Jinxing turned into a silky stalker, "The Three Realms will always be restored to stability, and having a group of dogs as the star king is indeed not in line with the Changqing... to be forgiven and forgive, I don't think Li Xiaobai looks like a wicked person. After all, he has repeatedly emphasized that he cannot hurt people's lives."
...
Repeatedly.
A group of immortals finally passed Li Hailong’s plan.
Orders were passed out.
Taking advantage of the fifty-second interval, the many immortals who had just gathered in the heavenly court faded away like a tide, wrapped in Li Hailong, hula la and broke into the mortal world.
in a blink.
The heaven was empty again.
Dihua plus the dual authentication of "Let the world be full of love" is enough to prove that Li Hailong's method is correct.
If you want to beat Li Xiaobai, you must first find someone.
Although the method is a bit awkward, but in the several battles with Li Xiaobai, which one is not awkward anymore?
I can solve the problem once and for all, and I have found the target. If the big deal is solved, Li Xiaobai will just break up.
Fearing that the scandal would leak, all the objects found were left in the heavens afterwards, and then looking for another opportunity to send them into the six reincarnations, and arrange a good family.
For a stable Three Realms.
Everything is worth it.
this time.
The Bodhisattva and Arhat of Buddhism also gave up. Finding a temporary object is better than being turned into a dog by Li Xiaobai!
These days, they have also seen that in the state of a dog, it is too difficult to get a kiss of true love.
Especially.
After being rejected by Li Hailong on the fourth wall and the Avenue of Love, being turned into a dog by Li Xiaobai became mere torture, meaningless.
Heavenly Spirit Mountain, as well as the many immortals in the mortal world, are one heart and the same enemy.
Li Xiaobai’s lawless behavior and the behavior of treating anyone with nothing has already committed public anger.
No one wants such an unscrupulous lunatic in the Three Realms.
...
The intersection of heaven and earth.
Li Mu noticed the movement of the heavenly court, frowned slightly, noticed something was wrong, but did not terminate his plan.
Up to now, he has no retreat.
Soldiers came to cover up the water and the earth, it was really nothing, and it was enough to announce that the mission had failed and returned.
The difficulty level of this mission to ascend stars is too high, and Li Hailong is dragging his feet everywhere. He can deal with it alone, and it is indeed somewhat powerless.
As for whether there will be danger, he is not afraid of death during the mission.
Die once, and wash off the negative skills brought by the big snail blowing, maybe it will be helpful for future tasks!
Put the big blown conch?
Li Mu didn't have this plan. Up to now, the task has been carried out, and it doesn't make much sense to switch skills.
The two missions with big snail-blowing have a good ending.
But he was really miserable when he was blown away by the snails, and there was a shadow of the big snails in his heart.
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The world.
Twenty-eight nights, Li Jing and his son took special care of Li Hailong to prevent him from escaping.
Li Hailong also didn't mean to escape.
Could it be Wang Tu in the whole world, in the Journey to the West, he looked like a dog, and Li Xiaobai would send out "make the world full of love" from time to time, and defeat his Dihua skills to death, even if he gathered a group People, the result will not be any different from now?
And the army following the heavenly court, as long as he has utility value, is the safest, even if he goes to fight Li Xiaobai?
Li Xiaobai can't take him anything, maybe he will protect him!
Li Hailong had seen it a long time ago, Li Xiaobai’s unscrupulous, only for the task, as long as it does not interfere with his task, and occasionally takes advantage of him, it will not be a big deal!
He is really good to his own people.
Besides.
He bears Murphy's law on his back and completely betrays Li Xiaobai. Maybe it is the best solution.
By now.
He couldn't control the direction of things.
...
Not long after leaving.
A group of celestial gods re-entered the mortal world and forced to find objects. There were few female celestial beings in the heavenly court, and those who were not divided enough, so they had no choice but to hit the mortal females first.
This is not too difficult for them. Some believers in the world are.
Li Hailong said that as long as there is an object, he can crack the magical powers of single dogs.
But the fairy gods still hope that their significant other can be more handsome.
And.
To be on the safe side, they feel that at least they have to visit the church.
So.
The mortal eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law have suffered once again, and they are jumping up and down.
However.
This time, the real fairy gods descended to the earth, and they were willing to take them to heaven to enjoy the blessing.
One person has the Dao, the chicken and the dog’s ascension is widely circulated in the mortal world, these years, who does not have a dream of immortality!
So that they will confess their feelings in the confession time of the day, and be disgusted again, no one cares anymore.
They don’t care, and even the stars in the sky don’t care.
In the final analysis, all they need is an object, a talisman to prevent becoming a dog.
One day in the sky, one year on the earth.
Li Xiaobai is tossing in the sky, and he has plenty of time in the mortal world, and there is no time to get married.
One time.
Lands and festoons are everywhere in the cities and towns, and families hold weddings, which is even more lively than the surprise marriage before the emperor chooses his concubine.
"The daughter of Zhang Yuan's family is married to the heavenly town hall spiritual official, and the family is just around the corner."
"What the hell, Rich Lord Li’s youngest daughter is said to be married to Tianshi Zhang, and Tianshi Zhang agreed to give an elixir and take her to the sky soon!"
Famous gods such as Sanqing, Siyu, Wufang and Five Lao do not need to find objects in the mortal world. They chose the fairies with eyes closed in the heavenly court, and they also secretly became relatives. They added an amulet to themselves, although a little shameful, But no longer worry about being turned into a dog by Li Xiaobai, everything is worth it.
The two evils have the least power!
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The same is true of Buddhism.
...
At the same time, there were Taibai Jinxing, Jiuyao Xingjun, Buddha and Bodhisattva who were previously turned into dogs. They also followed Li Hailong’s advice and silently brought their beloved woman into the heavenly court, intending to take advantage of Wu Tianzun’s east wind to let He transformed back into a human form.
For fear of leaks.
They concealed it from ordinary heaven soldiers who had become dogs.
Hundreds of thousands of tengu, all took women to the heavenly court, the movement was too loud, and it would easily arouse Li Xiaobai's alertness.
and so.
Those who are qualified to take their lovers to heaven are all middle and high-level people in the heavens.
...
However.
Li Mu is not blind.
A large group of gods came in and out, which aroused his vigilance early.
But seeing that a group of dogs came back with the woman, he hesitated for a moment, did not interfere with them, but chose to wait and see.
Single dogs need true love kisses to crack.
To make the world full of love is indeed the easiest way to produce true love.
These gods obviously thought of going with him.
Time has passed for a short period of time. I don’t know how many times the skill that makes the world full of love has been released. However, Tang Seng and others are too scattered. Li Mu doesn’t know how they are doing. The only thing he knows is that there is no hint of the success of the mission.
but now.
A group of dogs took the woman to the sky, so he had a reference.
As long as one of these dogs receives a kiss of true love, it proves that the problem lies with him.
after all.
Dogs can get true love, and Tang Seng and others are not inferior to dogs.
In order to get accurate information for the first time, Li Mu simply guarded the Nantian Gate.
...
The fairy gods in the world are busy getting married, the dogs in the heaven are busy cultivating feelings, Li Mu is constantly brushing up skills, Li Hailong is busy helping the Jade Emperor to fill in the gaps...
Westward Journey World is in a very strange state.
ready.
at last.
More than a day has passed.
A wild smile came from the Palace of Venus.
A little while later.
Taobai Jinxing, who has recovered his human form, took advantage of the gap between the two skills, like an arrow from the string, went straight to the South Gate, and wanted to go to the mortal world to announce the good news to the Jade Emperor.
But when he just flew out of the Nantian Gate, Li Mu's skills just came out.
Seeing Taibai Jinxing reverting to a human form, Li Mu's eyes lit up and he walked out of the dark: "Congratulations to Jinxing, Congratulations to Jinxing. Finally received a kiss of true love and transformed back into a human form."
"Thank you Wu Tianzun for your blessings." Under the image of love, Taibai Jinxing was very open and looked at Li Mu regretfully, "Tianzun, you really are a believer and say one thing. It is a pity that you have been betrayed but you don't know it. Haiwang has already clarified all your details. It was leaked to the heavenly court, and the heavenly court will soon want to fight against you. You are brave and can hit a few nails. I accept your love, and hereby advise you, and run away quickly!"
"Thank you Venus." Li Muhun didn't care, "I'm afraid there is any misunderstanding in this. As long as the Three Realms can be filled with love, Xiao Bai has a clear conscience, why fear life and death?"
...
Some open dialogue.
Taibaijinxing gave the heavenly celestials go down to the earth to find a target, and so on, the countermeasures that everyone had discussed...
Three minutes passed quietly.
The moment I wake up.
The two look drastically changed at the same time, it!
Tao Bai Jinxing knew that he had missed a major event, so Zong Yun wanted to flee.
But Li Mu's hands were quicker, and a thought was lost. The song "Good intentions" had already enveloped Taibai Jinxing and controlled him on the spot.
...
"...You said you want to escape, but you are destined to settle down..."
"MBD, the problem really lies with me, is the mission going to fail?" Li Mu said to himself with a wry smile looking at Taibai Jinxing singing alone outside the Nantian Gate.
He didn't blame Li Hailong.
After all, Li Hailong is carrying Murphy's law. As long as he doesn't lean on him, he is right to do anything. He helps Heavenly Court harm Heavenly Court.
The problem is that after a mission, I haven’t finished it!
"What to do, give up?" Li Mu frowned, looked back at the heaven, and then down again, muttering, "I'm really unwilling! I haven't reached the end of the road... But let me go. Where can I find my love?"
...
at the same time.
Heaven and earth, the daily fixed confession time is suddenly interrupted.
Everyone immediately realized that it was wrong.
"Your Majesty, something has happened." Taishang Laojun glanced up into the sky, his face changed slightly, and he rushed to the Jade Emperor for the first time, "Call the gods quickly and go against Li Xiaobai. It's been a long time, I'm afraid of something else. misfortune."
...
After the ability to make the world full of love stopped, the learning team came to the Nantian Gate for the first time and found Li Xiaobai.
After being nurtured by the skills, the feelings of each pair are much more intimate than before, even if they are not standing together, they can feel the tacit understanding between them with one look and one action...
"Junior Brother, now Lao Sun and A Zi are really together, there is no other grudge and careful thinking." Monkey King looked back at the purple-clothed fairy, turning a blind eye to the singing Taibai Jinxing. Instead, he looked at Li Mu and asked, " But why am I still not comprehending the way of love?"
"Maybe the chance is not here!" Li Mu shook his head.
Xing Shujing, who was holding Lu Ren's arm, looked at Li Mu and opened his mouth to say something. Lu Ren shook his head slightly at her, and Xing Shujing obediently closed his mouth.
"Since the opportunity is not here, what are we going to do next?" Sun Wukong asked, "Junior Brother, Patriarch must give you something back!"
"Great Sage, there has never been a avenue of love, everything is deceptive." An angry voice suddenly came from the Nantianmen, but it was the fiery-tempered Sun Yaoxingjun, he still maintained the form of a dog. , "There has never been a fourth wall..."
Swish!
A MV fell on Sun Yao Xingjun again.
"Sea King has already said everything, Li Xiaobai, you are finished." Another voice came from the Nantianmen, it was Lord Luohu, "Can you control a few of us, and can you control the entire heavenly army?"
"How many will you control?"
Li Mu did not hesitate to throw the MV skill again, and controlled all the dogs in the Nantianmen.
And now.
Outside Nantianmen.
The heavenly gods and the Buddhist Vajra Bodhisattva led by Laojun and others took the lead, one by one, murderous, covering the clouds and the sun...
Li Mu’s MV skills were spilled out without money, and in a blink of an eye he controlled everyone within his reach.
One time.
The sound of music between heaven and earth mixed together and turned into harsh noises.
"Brother, what they said is true?" Monkey King changed his face and asked with a trembling voice.
"Fake, brother, let me show you how people from the outside world come." Li Mu glanced at Monkey King, gritted his teeth, and blatantly activated his summoning skills, and a time-space gate emerged.
A woman in white clothes like an immortal teleported over.
Suddenly came to a strange world and heard all kinds of harsh sounds. She was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Li Mu, a color of surprise flashed across her face: "Xiao Bai, is that you?"