Chapter 1596: Hilarious
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Entertainment Guru Rebirth
- A romantic leaf
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- 2021-03-03 07:39:35
"I rely on it, Emperor Yun is dead."
"It's disgusting. Even if you aren't a beauty, you can't abuse people so badly."
"Who is this actor? I swear to find him out. I can't, I want the bathroom, I feel sick."
The appearance of like a flower made China’s large and small movie theaters blow up, and it was funny but also very sick.
What makes people speechless is that after Ruhua was thrown into the water by Xiao Yunhai, everyone immediately walked over and asked him: "What's wrong?"
Hou Di Kedi alone hated the lonely sun
Xiao Yunhai said: "He wants to grab money, this dead monster."
The three of them all showed surprise expressions: "Huh?! Shemale?"
The queen is not far cool
Huang Bo's Zhu Zhishan handed the folding fan to Zhengming and shouted: "Shemale, I like it."
After speaking, he jumped down the river.
lonely ball to catch Sun Chou
Xiao Yunhai was speechless.
But then, Zhengming sighed and said: "It's a pity, let him be one step ahead."
Tang Bohu, played by Xiao Yunhai, was even more surprised that his eyes popped out.
This scene of robbing a ladyboy naturally received a roar of laughter from the fans again.
In another theater, the director Jiao Fangtao, who will be screening his new film the day after tomorrow, sat in a corner with Li Xun, Wu Jun, and Zhang Xiaojing, watching this movie by Xiao Yunhai.
Know yourself and the enemy, never end in battle.
Although this "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" was not favored before, no matter how bad it is, it is also Xiao Yunhai's work. No one dares to look down upon it.
Actually, not only their "Sword Fairy" crew, other crews that are publicized outside are also watching them in theaters in various regions.
Jiao Fangtao glanced at the film critic who had left, and asked, "What do you think of this movie?"
Zhang Xiaojing is a young man. At this time, his smiling face is full of red, and he said: "It's quite funny, and our movie is completely two extremes."
Jiao Fangtao continued to ask: "Then how many points would you give it?"
Zhang Xiaojing thought for a while and said: "If the plot behind is as funny as the previous one, then I will give it a score of 9 points, no, at least 9.5 points. Because this movie is much more funny since "Charlotte's Annoyance" ."
Sun Qiu Ke hate enemy Qiu Mo Yue Ji Yu Sun
After no hatred is far-reaching, the ball is cold and hated
Jiao Fangtao was silent for a while, and asked Li Xun.
Li Xun narrowed his smile, thought about it, and said, "Exaggerated performances, sharp editing, elegant fights and funny lines, this series has formed a huge magnet, which firmly attracted the attention of fans. Director Jiao, everyone underestimated my junior brother before. This movie will definitely be a gold swallowing beast, and the threat to us is much greater than those blockbuster movies."
Wu Jun nodded in agreement and said: "Like the original "Charlotte Annoyance", the word-of-mouth of this movie will definitely show two levels of differentiation. Critics will give negative reviews, while fans will give good reviews. I didn't expect it. With his capacity as the world’s number one director, he would actually make such a film. Didn’t he know that this is a rhythm to be attacked by film critics?"
In the film and television industry, what kind of movie should be made for what kind of identity.
Sun Yuanke is not alone in the enemy's hate war and cold star
If you are a newcomer, it is enough to make such a vulgar movie, but Xiao Yunhai, as the king of movies, a benchmark character in Chinese movies, does not take his identity seriously when making such a movie.
Jiao Fangtao said: "This is where Mr. Xiao is admirable. Since he is going to be shooting a comedy, it must be worthy of the word comedy. He did it completely, although it is exaggerated and vulgar, but it really does make movie fans. We laughed endlessly. As for things other than movies, he hadn’t considered anything. Look at it, at the time of the Spring Festival, whether it’s the bullish Hollywood blockbusters or the great big productions that have been rendered in our country. You have to kneel in front of this laughable movie. This is our true opponent."
After the end of the love of Keke, the hate battle against the lone enemy finally
Wu Jun, Li Xun, and Zhang Xiaojing looked at each other and nodded, obviously they think so too.
The comments of those other big directors are almost exactly the same as Jiao Fangtao's, and they regard this film as a rival.
The big screen, with the laughter of fans, the movie has entered one of the most classic plots.
Xiao Yunhai looked at Qiuxiang, and in order to chase her, he wanted to get into Washington, conspired with the boatman, and pretended to deceive Qiuxiang and Pomegranate.
"Neighbors from the neighbourhood, come on, the dutiful son who just came out is very afraid of selling, if you don't buy it, you can take a look!"
As soon as Xiao Yunhai's slogan came out, the fans couldn't help but laugh.
The enemy is far away from the enemy
After a conversation, Sister Pomegranate expressed kindness and said: "It's so miserable! We just happen to be missing someone, I think--"
Before the words fell, a miserable scholar pushed a wooden cart and walked over. There were six dead people in the cart, and he vomited blood while walking.
"Puff."
"Haha."
Seeing this plot, everyone laughed again and said in their hearts: "Now, Tang Bohu has met his opponent."
Sure enough, the scholar shouted: "I'm so miserable, I sell myself to bury my family!"
Xiao Yunhai showed an unbelievable expression, and said, "No way?"
The scholar said: "Two girls, have mercy on me, my family of six died in one night. I am infected with grade 10 tuberculosis, half sold and half free, you can buy me."
Qiuxiang said: "Oh, pomegranate, you think he is much pitiful, let's buy him back to Washington, okay?"
Pomegranate cried, and said, "Then buy him."
Xiao Yunhai saw something bad, and said, "Sister, I'm here first."
Pomegranate asked: "How can you pay attention to come first and then arrive later. If you have anything worse for him, tell me quickly."
Xiao Yunhai showed a bewildered expression, and said, "I...I...this...this..., you see, I haven't cut my nails these days, it's all black mud inside. Isn't this miserable enough? "
The scholar cried bitterly: "Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, and you are kind and righteous to me, but now I haven't even given you a meal. I've eaten, I'm sorry, Wangcai!"
Seeing Xiao Yunhai standing there, stunned at the scholar's performance, the movie fans almost laughed.
If the enemy is not a science, it is not cool to learn Moyang and make trouble
"Oh hello, what is stronger than strong, one mountain is still high. I understand today."
After learning Moyang Nao, the three of them all showed surprise expressions: "Huh?! Shemale?"
"This scholar's acting skills are amazing. Tang Bohu is obviously going to be much worse."
On the silver screen, Xiao Yunhai suddenly saw a cockroach and shouted, "Be careful."
The pomegranate retreated and trampled the cockroach to death.
Xiao Yunhai showed a distraught expression and cried loudly, "Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I've been with you for so many years, and I've been teaching you like your own flesh and blood. To support you, I can’t imagine that today, a white-haired person will send a black-haired person!"
Pomegranate said: "Sister Qiuxiang, they are both so miserable, what should I do?"
Qiuxiang thought for a while, and said, "Look at it and talk about it."
The man saw Xiao Yunhai crying there, and he was surprised and annoyed.
Ship Kekedi Ghost Enemy Investigation War Cold Enemy
He walked to Xiao Yunhai and said, "Big brother, stop making trouble. You can see how clean you are, go in and put on some makeup before you come. Look at me, my life is bad, my hands are sore, how can you be so miserable? what?"
As soon as this remark came out, the fans once again caused a roar of laughter.
Not far from the ship
Xiao Yunhai said: "Don't follow me, I can't stand people following me!"
The scholar said: "What about you?"
"Aren't you forcing me?"
"Can you make me miserable?"
Xiao Yunhai picked up a wooden stick, severely interrupted his arm, and laughed: "You said you have sores on your hand. I have broken my whole hand now. Who is so miserable!"
The scholar said angrily: "You played too hard, right?"
Xiao Yunhai snorted ~EbookFREE.me~ and said: "You, I, I with you today!"
The book was angry, and said: "I will play with you to the end! Damn, come on!"
The scholar picked up the stick and smashed his head. He immediately bleeded and said triumphantly: "Want to play with me? I don't even want my life. See how you do with me! Who-dare-me-miserable-ah? "
After finishing speaking, he fell to the ground and died.
Xiao Yunhai was stunned and said: "Good boy, if you are miserable, we will have a period later!"
Pomegranate stopped him and said, "Since he is dead, I will buy you."
Sun is far from the enemy and hates the enemy
A classic tragedy code ends, and the laughter in the theater has never stopped since the beginning.
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