Chapter 1707: Hilarious cross talk (3)

The stage performance continues.
Xiao Yunhai: "Leave a few words and complain about my mother. We won't recruit old people and wait to see, I won't say anything!"
Yu Qianhua: "You leave a few words for the unit."
Xiao Yunhai: "How do you say? Leaders, masters, came out to play on Sunday, and didn't pay attention to let the tiger eat it? I blame me, the organization and discipline are not strong, and the freedom and unraveling, the consequences of tigers eating me are underestimated. "
"Hahaha."
"The consequences are underestimated, it makes me laugh."
Yu Qianhua: "I can't estimate it!"
Xiao Yunhai: "I'm dead, what else should I check? Forget it, die if you die. Anyway, I haven't died once since I was young..."
Yu Qianhua: "Huh? No one who is alive has died."
"I'm going, it's so interesting."
"Hahaha."
Everyone can't laugh anymore.
Xiao Yunhai: "Speaking to the leader this time, let's be harder! Let's tell him, as much as you like to give the pension, we will neither say nor misrepresent you. Work-related injuries are not counted, at most one will be lost. "Natural death\"."
Yu Qianhua: "I think it'll be this."
Xiao Yunhai: "Why don't you finish well, big and small, if you have to let the tiger eat it, I guess you won't recognize anything..."
Yu Qianhua: "I can't ratify you."
Xiao Yunhai: "I'm just thinking about it up to this point. The big guys above can give me ideas. This said: "Hey...boy, this tiger is quite honest, let us think of a way...wait a moment. \"That said:\"Hey, someone went to the zookeeper for you!\"There was a young man who came up with an idea:\"Come on, everyone chanted slogans with me to try to scare the tiger Now, one two three, fight the tiger! One two three, fight the tiger!!\"
Yu Qianhua: "Hey, does this work?"
Xiao Yunhai: "It frightened me!" Stop shouting, stop shouting! Are you going to wake the tiger? You want to shout slogans for me. "
Yu Qianhua: "You shout?"
Xiao Yunhai: "I'm so close, it can hear clearly, really..."
"One" Xiao Yunhai yelled a loud one, then covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger does not eat, but eats the big bad guy!"
Yu Qianhua: "Well, all the children's songs have come out."
Xiao Yunhai: "Hey! The one above! It doesn't work to shout slogans, but the tiger doesn't understand it! Hey! You guys are really heroic. Come down!"
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua: "What? Let people come down?"
Xiao Yunhai: "What happened then?"
Yu Qianhua: "Doesn't people have to feed the tiger when they come down?"
Xiao Yunhai: "You feed the tiger. That is to save yourself and save others. You will die well. Then you will be reported or something. What do you think I am dead? Feeding the tiger is of no value."
Yu Qianhua: "No, no, you can still be in the newspaper if you die."
Xiao Yunhai: "On the newspaper, at most two sentences. A young man accidentally fell into a tiger's mouth while visiting the park and was killed. Relevant departments remind visitors to pay attention to safety..."
"Pump."
"Hahaha."
When some people heard this, they laughed forward and backward.
Xiao Changfeng in the box said: "This kid is really good, the burden is ringing."
Yu Qianhua: "You have been thinking about it for a long time, but it doesn't work at all!"
Xiao Yunhai: "Don't worry, you allow me to discuss with Tiger!"
Yu Qianhua showed a look of surprise, and said, "Where can I discuss with the tiger?"
Xiao Yunhai: "Tiger, tiger, you can sleep for a while. Hey, open your eyes and look at me. I'm quite thin and have no meat. If you want to eat, there is a Guo Gang from Dexin Club who is quite fat."
As soon as this sentence came out, the biggest laughter since the show began.
The camera also captured Guo Gang at the right time, when he really shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Damn, it's so funny. Even Guo Gang appeared in the story."
"Whoever says Yunhuang doesn't understand cross talk, I have to shoot him to death."
"Hahaha, I'm so happy."
Everyone leaned forward and backward with laughter.
Yu Qianhua: Ah? What do you always remember about him?
Xiao Yunhai: "I just made it up, let's not really send it. Tiger, if you don't bite me, tiger, I promise - I promise not to bite you!"
Yu Qianhua: "This is the truth!"
Xiao Yunhai: "If you let me go out, I will definitely live well. Let's listen to the leadership and work hard; at home, let's be filial to our parents and respect our younger brothers and sisters; if we go out, let's obey the traffic rules and don't spit anywhere!"
Yu Qianhua: "Hey...what are you messed up with!"
Xiao Yunhai: "Don't look at the mess, you may not remember it at this time."
Yu Qianhua: "Oh, are you proud of this?"
Xiao Yunhai: "What's the matter?"
Yu Qianhua: "You should find a way to get out now!"
Xiao Yunhai: "Find a way to get out? It's easy to say, what is this place? This is where tigers are locked! Tigers can't get out, can I get out?"
"Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai: "Look at this wall, which is more than 3 meters high, and it doesn't have a kick at all. How was it designed in the first place? Don't get an elevator!"
Yu Qianhua: "I haven't heard of it."
Xiao Yunhai: "Hey, the one above, what do you really want...what? Did you find the zookeeper for me? The manager rests on Sunday? He rests, but the tiger does not rest! Forget it, you all go! You go out of the zoo, find a TV station, and ask them to send a camera crew to take a picture and wait for a while. How will the tiger eat me!\"
Yu Qianhua: "Why do you shoot this!"
Xiao Yunhai: "Taking a movie about tigers eating people and selling them to foreigners in exchange for some foreign exchange is also considered to be a contribution to China before the buddy died."
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua: "Your consciousness is quite high!"
Xiao Yunhai: "You said it's been a long time, this tiger is panting, but doesn't open its eyes?...Is this tiger degenerating?"
Yu Qianhua: "This tiger cannot degenerate! In order to keep the tiger's wildness, the zoo often throws some live chickens and rabbits into the tiger hole."
Xiao Yunhai: "Why throw live chickens and rabbits?"
Yu Qianhua: "Training tigers to catch live food! Especially on Sundays, they have to hungry tigers."
Xiao Yunhai looked terrified: "It's bad! Today is Sunday! The tiger hasn't eaten yet! It just happened to catch my live food."
Yu Qianhua: "All let him catch up!"
Xiao Yunhai gritted his teeth and said, "This abominable zoo, after I die, I will never end with them!"
Yu Qianhua nodded and said: "Yes! Let them check it out!"
Xiao Yunhai said: "It must be checked!"
Yu Qianhua said: "Not as an example!"
Xiao Yunhai: "Next...Isn't it an example? So buddy, forget it this time, right?"
"Pump."
"Hahaha."
"My life is a life. After I die, the director of the zoo will be removed! The administrator checks! The six-month bonus will be deducted! I was thinking about this, and suddenly there was a girl's voice like a silver bell: "Hey... …The big guy quickly untie the belt, twist it into a rope, and pull the young man up!\"
Yu Qianhua: "Hey, this method is good!"
Xiao Yunhai: "When I heard it, my tears came down! What a good idea, I looked up, hey! With a call, more than 30 people are there to untie their belts! Ouch, this is really a good style. You Look at this girl, who is wearing a green skirt and unbuttoning a yellow skirt. This girl... is so pretty!"
Yu Qianhua: "Huh? It's this time, do you still have this thought?"
Xiao Yunhai: "No, I mean, you said that someone is a girl, at this critical moment ~EbookFREE.me~ who stood up to rescue a stranger, does it mean that this girl... is kind of interesting to me? ?"
Yu Qianhua said angrily: "You, the evil spirit is too great."
Xiao Yunhai: "Hey? How do you say this? Then you said that this girl has so many young men standing around her, why does she not look at anyone and see me alone?
Yu Qianhua: "Nonsense! Who let you fall into the tiger's hole? She doesn't see who you see?"
Xiao Yunhai: "No matter how you say it, it's estimated that from the top down, you can't see the size. Maybe my marriage is a blessing in disguise. It is usually a hero who saves a beautiful woman. Today is a beautiful woman who saves a hero. ..."
Yu Qianhua: "Don't laugh! When is the time, you still have this thought! Want to get a partner!"
Xiao Yunhai: "Why are you staring? Why don't you have any sympathy? As the saying goes, a gentleman speaks but doesn't move. If I don't move my mouth or hands, I will move my mind. I'm going to die, you What's more real than me?"
Yu Qianhua: "Come on, I'm still talking too much, come on, you go!"