Chapter 1708: Crosstalk is now hanging

Xiao Yunhai: "It's too late to talk, then it's fast. Extracurricular books Ww"W.KeWaiShu.OR?G" The rope twisted by the belt is smooth. I looked up, oh! The face is looking at me while slipping his pants! So many people look at me, so you can't shame so many people. This foot hooked the old man's walking stick; this hand, took the fruit knife that my sister-in-law gave me? "
"This is called: knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and walking toward the mountains of the tigers! There is a red sun in the chest, and the east wind is dancing under your feet! Dare to compete with the evil tigers and not give in to the monsters! Grief and anger turn into heavenly strength, and there are people who come after you! I tried hard, hehehe."
Yu Qianhua said: "How is it?"
Xiao Yunhai: "I stand up"
"Pump."
"Hahaha, feeling he has been sitting."
Xiao Yunhai: "I saw that the rope was in front of my eyes, "Pop!" I grabbed it, shit, shit, shit! A few steps came to the room. As the saying goes, a dog can jump over a wall in a hurry. ! One step, two steps, three steps, four steps, that's exciting! Hey? You said that you have to follow a big tiger after climbing Mount Everest. Do you have to go?"
Yu Qianhua: "You are capable of talking nonsense."
Xiao Yunhai: "I turned my head and saw that the tiger just opened one eye, oops, this is victory is in sight, buddy won!"
"Oh goodbye, my friend! Goodbye, my friend! Goodbye, my friend. If I am here and sacrifice in battle, you must bury me."
In this world, this song, Friend Goodbye, did not appear. Although Xiao Yunhai only sang a few lines, the classic melody still made people listen very comfortable.
Xiao Yunhai continued: "Goodbye, tiger! Say nothing is coming here! You are hungry here alone! Seeing you are lonely, the zoo leaders don’t care about you, don’t be busy, wait for you guys Go out and introduce you a tigress!"
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua: "Hey! Talking nonsense about you."
Xiao Yunhai: "Face me, I kicked my legs and told you that I was out!"
Yu Qianhua: "You are saved!"
Xiao Yunhai: "The crowd cheered and I was confused. After I came here, I remembered a key question! Where is the girl's skirt belt?"
Yu Qianhua: "I am still worried about the skirt belt."
Xiao Yunhai: "Here, take it off quickly and hold it to your chest like a wreath of flowers. Ho, with the girl's body temperature, with the fragrance of a girl, with"
Yu Qianhua: "Don't smell it! There will still be sweat after you smell it."
"Hahaha."
"Teacher Yu is really good."
Xiao Yunhai: "No matter how you say it, try to get to the girl, first give her a "Golden Pearl Mamiya Grunt". I slanted and ran for the girl."
Yu Qianhua: "Why do I say you are in a hurry?"
Xiao Yunhai: "I don't have a partner yet, so I can't help but worry!"
Yu Qianhua: "Everyone saved you so, don't you thank you all first?"
Sun Shuzhan is a place where enemies are far away
Xiao Yunhai: "I'm trembling, can I tell you something?"
Yu Qianhua: "You first shake hands with everyone!"
Xiao Yunhai: "They don't hold hands with me."
Yu Qianhua: "Why?"
Xiao Yunhai: "All are carrying pants!"
Yu Qianhua: "Hey!"
At this point, the whole cross talk is all over.
When the two bowed to the audience, whether it was the actor, the queen, or the general audience, all stood up and gave the two people a thunderous applause.
"Awesome. I didn't expect Yunhuang and Teacher Yu to say so well."
"Teacher Yu is a cross talk actor, and he is good and normal. But Emperor Yun has never said cross talk before, and he didn't expect it to be so powerful.
"I have to admit that Emperor Yun is really versatile, as if he can do everything."
The prolonged applause rang for a full ten minutes before it stopped.
Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua were ready to step down. Guo Gang walked over and said, "Teacher Yu, Mr. Xiao walks slowly. Now that we are all here, let's talk. Mr. Xiao, how do you feel on the cross talk stage? "
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "It's cool. It's great for me to host the show. Especially when I heard the laughter of the audience friends, I felt unsatisfied in my heart and I spoke more vigorously.
Yu Qianhua gave a thumbs up and said, "I have never seen cross talk to such an extent in less than two days. No, I should say I have never heard of it."
Guo Gang said, "You may not know. Mr. Xiao has never been in contact with cross talk before. He took this joke over in the afternoon two days ago and started learning from the beginning. He is very serious about cross talk. He has been rehearsing for almost thirty times. Over and over, he can pick up the pronunciation and movement of every sentence. This attitude really impresses me."
"Papa Papa." There was thunderous applause.
Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "Everyone's thank you."
End the earth and distant enemy hate and then cold cold spell
Jiedi the distant enemy hates the cold and cold technique 　　 Yu Qianhua: "You are saved!"
Guo Gang said: "Mr. Xiao, Teacher Yu told you about cross talk, but I haven't yet. It's better to say a paragraph with the three of us. In terms of cross talk, it's live."
Xiao Yunhai was taken aback for a moment, and said, "What is a live hanging?"
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed.
Guo Gang said: "It means talking about cross talk without any preparation, and shaking the burden."
"Oh." Xiao Yunhai said: "It's a mess."
"Pump."
"Hahaha."
Sun Qiuyuan's ghost enemy Chamo makes a lone
Guo Gang smiled bitterly: "You can say the same."
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "That's good. Let me ask you a question first. Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu, both of you should have read Journey to the West, right?"
Guo Gang said: "I have not only read it, but also watched the TV series you made. You played Erlang in it, right?"
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Yes. I read it several times before shooting. There is one question, I want to test everyone. Who of you has ever counted the Monkey King?"
It’s not uncool, I hate it, Sun Gu
"Pump."
"Hahaha."
Everyone was happy.
Guo Gang said irritably, "Mr. Xiao, can we be more serious?"
Yu Qianhua said, "Who can figure out what Sun Wukong belongs to? I served him."
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "I figured it out."
Guo Gang was taken aback, and said, "Really? What is he?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "Count the horses."
Yu Qianhua said: "Because he has done Bi Ma Wen?"
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "No. I really did the calculation."
The enemy is not far away, but the enemy hates you and makes you Taiyue
Guo Gang smiled and said, "Then you tell me how to calculate that you belong to Malay?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "According to the third chapter of Journey to the West, "Sun Wukong discovered that the life and death in Yama's Mansion was memorial to his personal information: "The natural stone monkey should live 342 years and die well." It can be concluded that his age from birth to when he changed his life and death account was years old. "
Sun Qiu is far from alone
"Then he was recruited by the Heavenly Court to do Bi Ma Wen~EbookFREE.me~ But in Bi Ma Wen’s job, Monkey King only worked for half a month. According to records, every day is a year in the lower realm. From this, we know that, He stayed in heaven for a year."
"Sun Wukong just returned to the mountain, and Heavenly Court recruited for the second time. The fifth chapter of Journey to the West records that Monkey King stayed in the sky for more than 180 days, which is also 180 years.
"Then the Heavenly Court declared war on him. Monkey King was trapped in the alchemy furnace by Mr. Tai for forty-nine days, which is also a year. Then he was crushed under the Wuzhi Mountain. According to the thirteenth chapter of Journey to the West: "Wang Mang At the time of usurping the Han, the sky descended on this mountain, and underneath was a monkey. "It is also said that Monkey King was crushed under the mountain when Wang Mang usurped the Han. It was the first year of the year."
"Add all the previous times. Monkey King was born in the first year of the year. Based on this calculation, he was born in the year of BC, and he was born in the year of Renwu in the year of BC. He is a horse."
After listening to Xiao Yunhai's words, everyone was stupid.
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