Chapter 1709: 4 major masterpiece distortions

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"Even Sun Wukong's birthday was calculated by him. It's awesome. It's awesome."
"It all works, I feel a little dizzy."
Yu Qianhua pursed her lips and smiled bitterly: "Mr. Xiao, I am convinced, really. How boring it is.
People who do this kind of thing. "
The posterity is far from being in love
Hou Ke Yuan’s love for Shushu Zhanyang Zhigutong Yu Qianhua shook his head and said,
No. But I can guarantee that, whether it is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms or the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang is not a medical scientist. Mr. Xiao , How did you research it out?"
"Hahaha."
Everyone laughed.
Xiao Yunhai said: "This is learning. Actually, my research results on Journey to the West are also included in my
Song. For example, in the episode of "True and False Monkey King", Monkey King couldn't find anyone to use it. No one knew what was true or false.
Fang Sun Shumo quarrels with Yang Ji
If it is me, can I distinguish them very simply? "
Fang Sun Shumo, the later enemy and the distant enemy, made trouble with the enemy Yang Ji 　　 "The Emperor Yun is simply a work."
Guo Gang said: "How to distinguish?"
Qiu Bu Ke Fang Jieqiu fights Yang Hao Mi early
Xiao Yunhai said: "Look for two kinds of fruits, one is peach, the other is durian, and the one who chooses durian is Zhen Wukong."
Yu Qianhua said: "Why?"
The enemy is not unreasonable
Xiao Yunhai said: "Because I have given you the answer in a song I wrote for Piaopiao. Who can think of
To? "
The camera was aimed at Dong Piaopiao, and his eyebrows frowned slightly, as if he was thinking, and finally shook his head helplessly.
Yu Qianhua said: "I really want to hear which line of lyrics has the answer."
Xiao Yunhai said: "The first sentence in the red bean, there are stone monkeys, there are stone monkeys, I would rather choose durian than let it go."
Sun Ke Qiu Qiu Gui Sun Qiuyou Nao Zao Yu Gang
"Pump."
Sun Ke Qiu Qiu and the ghost Sun Qiuyou Nao Zao Yu Gang 　　 Xiao Yunhai said: "The first sentence in the red bean, there are stone monkeys, there are stone monkeys, I would rather choose durian than let go.
"Hahaha."
"It all works."
Dong Piaopiao leaned forward and backward with a smile, without any estimation of his image of a goddess.
Guo Gang gave a thumbs up and said, "Mr. Xiao, you are really amazing. Teacher Yu convinced you, I'm Guo Gang
Also served. "
Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "Actually, this is nothing. I have also studied the Three Kingdoms a lot. For example, Zhuge Liang, everyone knows that he is a military strategist, scientist, astrologist, and inventor, but Do you know that he is still a medical scientist?"
Guo Gang was taken aback and asked, "What? Does he still perform operations on people without success? Teacher Yu, have you heard of it?"
Yu Qianhua shook his head and said, "No. But I can guarantee that no matter whether it is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms or the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang is a medical scientist. Mr. Xiao, how did you research it?"
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Well, you are not as deep as I am. In the later period of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan. He calculated that after his death, the general of Shu Kingdom Wei Yan would have turned against him, so he arranged for Ma Dai to go and kill him. It stands to reason that Ma Dai’s skill is not as good as Wei Yan, so how could he be killed?"
Guo Gang showed a puzzled look and asked, "What does this have to do with medicine?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm all here, you still don't understand. Ma Dai, his last name is Ma, his name is Dai, and the word is dimetholine. Martin is a cure for gastritis."
"Hey" Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua were all dumbfounded.
Domperidone is also available in this world, and it is also a medicine for gastritis.
The audience burst into laughter directly.
"I'll go, I can explain that way."
"It's so awesome, it's so funny."
"The Emperor Yun is nothing short of a work."
"Fortunately, he didn't work in the cross talk industry, or he would have to laugh to death."
In the box, Zhao Wanqing's family leaned forward and backward with a smile, and Chen Xiuzhu's tears were almost coming out.
"This stinky boy is crazy." Xiao Changfeng said.
Zhao Mingsheng smiled and said, "Even Teacher Guo can't catch it, Yunhai is really great."
Guo Gang said: "Mr. Xiao, please, don't talk about cross talk, otherwise there is really no way for us to survive."
Yu Qianhua said: "Anyway, I'm taking it, I'm going to the ground."
Xiao Yunhai said: "It's not over yet. I just talked about Journey to the West and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Let's talk about the Water Margin. I've read this movie many times and it's very wonderful. People say it, read it a hundred times. See. I was okay that day and gave it a summary. Hey, don't say it, it's really done. At most a hundred words, I can get such a thick book."
Yu Qianhua asked, "How do you sum it up? Speak it out and let everyone listen."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Okay. All in all, it was Dasong Group's wealthy and wealthy, and the small foreman of the branch, Chao Gai, embezzled the private money of Chairman Zhao Ji to establish Liangshan Fishery. Later, Song Jiang of Dasong Group committed the crime. By mistake, he was forced to jump to Liangshan, recruit troops, and grab the chairmanship of Chao Gai. Liangshan Fishery became better and better, continued to expand its business, and developed into the largest group company in eastern Shandong, robbing a lot of Dasong Group’s business. Later, Dasong Group successfully acquired Liangshan Group. Song Jiang became the branch manager and drowned after being drunk."
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
Everyone burst into laughter again.
No enemy
Guo Gang also couldn't laugh, and said: "Mr. Xiao, your interpretation is too good. However, thinking about it carefully, it is really such a thing."
If you don’t have an enemy, Fang Qiu is the master of Yangyue 　　 "The Emperor Yun is simply a work."
Yu Qianhua said: "That's right. If Song Jiang can hold it, Dasong Group really can't help it. Then there is a Dream of Red Mansions? Have you found any results?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "This is really not easy. Let's go, today is a great day for our Dexin Club. I will give you a few puzzles. The answers are all the names of the Dream of Red Mansions. Only five more difficult ones are listed. Let’s see how everyone is doing research?"
Yu Qianhua smiled and said, "If everyone answers, does Mr. Xiao have any reward?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "Reward? What reward do you want?"
Guo Gang said: "This is simple, it's good to sing a song. Can you say it's OK?"
The enemy is not far away to catch the moon alone
The enemy is not far away to catch the moon alone. "
"Okay," everyone replied in unison.
Yu Qianhua said: "Then everyone has to guess. Especially teachers who have studied the Dream of Red Mansions, must use their brains."
Xiao Yunhai smiled bitterly: "I haven't agreed yet? You guys responded very quickly. When I was shooting Journey to the West, I really wrote a song that was more than this one, called Wukong. If you get all the answers right, I Sing it for everyone. But as long as one is wrong, this thing will fall through, how about it?"
Guo Gang said, "No problem. I still don't believe it. The Thousand One can't answer five riddles."
Examination of the seal of a Yuankedi ghost queen who learned to fight the Yang
Xiao Yunhai said: "Listen well. The puzzle is three words, Yan Nanfei."
The audience in the audience burst into laughter directly after learning to fight the ghost of Yuankedi.
Guo Gang thought for a while, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I really don't have any research on Dream of Red Mansions? Teacher Yu, how about you?"
Yu Qianhua said: "The flying geese must be related to autumn, but I can't guess. Everyone, does anyone know?"
At this time, Wang Guoan raised his hand.
"Oh, hello, Teacher Wang Guoan knows, savior. Xiaoyue, quickly give Teacher Wang a microphone." Guo Gang said.
Yue Mingliang rushed to ~EbookFREE.me~ and handed Wang Guoan a microphone.
Wang Guoan smiled and said: "I have acted in A Dream of Red Mansions, so I am familiar with the original work. If I guess correctly, the answer to Yunhai's riddle should be Qiu Xin."
"it is good."
"Yes, that's right."
"Goose flying south, Qiu Xin, a perfect match."
The audience applauded.
Xiao Yunhai gave a thumbs up and said, "That's right. Teacher Wang is really amazing. The second puzzle is to walk in the snow to find plums."
Without even thinking about it, Wang Guoan replied, "Are you still talking about it? It must be Tanchun."
"Good." Applause thundered.
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