Chapter 938: Not bad for money (3)

Surprisingly, Xiao Yunhai's reply not only amused the audience, but even Zhao Banshan and Bi Tingjian on the stage laughed endlessly, obviously a little laughing.
If this is normal, it should be regarded as a performance accident. But in this environment, no one felt awkward.
"I'm so laughing, I can't stand it anymore."
"Gosh, this is the best sketch I have ever seen in my life."
"I'm going, my stomach hurts with laughter."
"This work can be written by Yunhuang."
"Even the actors on the stage laughed. It's really amazing."
Just when everyone was laughing wildly, good news came from the CCTV monitoring room.
"Director, our ratings have exceeded 35%." The staff reported to Zhao Wuyan.
Zhao Wuyan patted his thigh, and said excitedly: "I knew that this sketch never ran away. It's amazing, it's amazing."
On the stage, Zhao Banshan suppressed his smile and continued to begin the next performance.
"In this way, I brought it to you, Xiaoqing, you go and take it to him."
Xiao Qing went to the back of the sofa and handed the little pheasant and mushroom to Xiao Yunhai.
"Okay, here's a dish, come idiot."
"Hahaha."
Zhao Banshan's words caused everyone to laugh.
Xiao Yunhai said dissatisfiedly, "Who is this stupid?"
Zhao Banshan explained: "No, I mean ordering a stupid egg."
Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "No."
When everyone heard this familiar word, they couldn't help laughing again.
This is the case for cross talk and sketches. If you laugh smoothly, you will be smooth.
"I have got."
Zhao Banshan handed a basket of eggs and green onions to Xiao Yunhai, who looked reluctantly, and said: "These are both dishes, so let's give you a chance. This teacher Bi is coming back and forth, your restaurant said no?"
"Give one a gift?" Xiao Yunhai emphasized with a characteristic of Northeast, "Uncle, why are you so picky? You said that if you don't order one, we have to take one, don't you?"
"Hahaha."
"Ouch, I'll go.\"
"This is fine too."
The audience burst into laughter.
Zhao Banshan said: "I didn't order it, abalone and lobster, none of your restaurants."
Xiao Yunhai said tit-for-tatly: "Is there, you still haven't counted it?"
Zhao Banshan argued: "You opened a store, didn't you say that there is no one?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Stop talking, can't you, how can you fix it later?"
You say one thing to the two of you, and I say one thing, making all the audience laugh crazy.
Zhao Banshan said: "What do you mean? What do you mean by the money?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "I know you don't need money, uncle, I mean that Teacher Bi finally came back, we can't care about money when we eat and drink. Uncle, don't look at how young I am this year, but I have concluded that people have Time is short, it's the same as sleeping. As soon as you close your eyes and open your eyes, the day will pass, howling."
"If you keep your eyes closed, this life is over, howl."
The hilarious lines and Xiao Yunhai's extremely cheap expression immediately aroused bursts of laughter from the audience, and applause broke out.
Xiao Yunhai continued: "Master, I don't mean anything else. What I mean is that people cannot take money too seriously. Money is something outside of the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? No more spend."
"Hahaha."
Zhao Banshan said: "Then do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"
Xiao Yunhai asked in surprise, "What?"
Zhao Banshan said, "It means people are alive and money is gone."
Two more classic lines made everyone laugh crazy.
At home, Xiao Yunhai's family members were already running out of strength to laugh.
Xiao Leshan shook his head and said: "Usually Yunhai speaks a bit humorous, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful on stage. This should be the most hilarious sketch I have ever seen."
Xiao Yunling's face flushed with laughter and said, "Grandpa, as far as my brother is now and how he speaks, I can only give him one word. Bane."
Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "And it's the kind of cheap home."
Everyone laughed.
On the stage, Xiaoqing took the microphone, and after a tense introduction of himself, Bi Tingjian was so frightened that he quickly opened the topic.
"Can this kid sing?" Bi Tingjian asked.
Zhao Banshan said: "What's singing? She can still write songs. Xiaoqing, sing the "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" you wrote, and let your master listen to it."
There is no Qinghai-Tibet Plateau song in this world, so Xiao Yunhai changed his lines to Xiaoqinghui's song.
Upon hearing a new song, the audience immediately thought that Xiao Yunhai must have written it by hand, and each of them pricked their ears.
The music sounded, and after the short prelude, Xiaoqing began to sing.
"Who brought the ancient call,
Who left a thousand years of hope.
Could it be that there are still silent songs,
Still the long-lasting nostalgia. "
Xiao Qing's tone was very high, and her voice was sharp and contagious. Under Xiao Yunhai's training, her emotional expression was exceptionally full, winning applause from the audience.
"I see mountains,
Mountains and rivers,
The mountains are connected.
Yeah La Suo, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.
Ah la Suo, that is Qinghai-Tibet Gao...yuan. "
In the last sentence, Xiaoqing's tone almost reached the sky, and the extremely impactful voice made everyone listen intoxicated.
It's a pity that this is a skit, and the song can only be sung for one paragraph, and it is impossible for people to see the whole picture.
Despite the disappointment in their hearts, everyone gave the girl warm applause and applause.
Bi Tingjian stood up, gave Xiaoqing a thumbs up, and said excitedly: "Xiaoqing, this song you sang is really good."
Xiao Yunhai next to him heard this and said, "Mom, how is this not bad? If it is not bad, then I can go."
Bi Tingjian asked in surprise: "You can also write and sing?"
Xiao Yunhai said with a disdain: "This is nothing, of course it's okay."
When Zhao Banshan saw that something was wrong, he quickly stopped and said, "Come on. You can serve me food quickly."
Xiao Yunhai said: "Teacher Bi finally came back, you let me sing."
"I don't have time to listen to it, it's all about the art circle, hurry up and serve it."
"If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you."
"If you want food, I'll go to your boss."
"If you find our boss, I will tell you what you told me."
"You want to say...say...you must sing better than you say."
With the laughter of the audience, Xiao Yunhai finally won the opportunity to sing.
Bi Tingjian asked, "Child, what will you do?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I can learn from dolphins?"
Bi Tingjian was taken aback, and said, "Dolphin? Is this an imitation? Then you have one."
Seeing Xiao Yunhai was really about to sing, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV waited with bated breath.
Xiao Yunhai took the microphone, closed his eyes, and filled his dantian with air. He felt almost like it, and a sharp and explosive sound came out of his mouth.
"Oh..."
"Oh..."
Xiao Yunhai had heard Vitas' Opera 2 in his previous life, but he really didn't have much research on Russian, so he could only bring the best part.
Even so, the treble that broke the limit has already stunned all the audience. The eardrum seemed to be shattered, but no one was willing to cover their ears.
Xiao Yunhai sang twice in a row before stopping.
Thunderous applause and applause resounded throughout the scene.
Bi Tingjian pointed to Xiao Yunhai excitedly, and asked, "What other songs have you written?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I have written a lot."
Bi Tingjian said: "Then you have another one."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Now it's the Chinese New Year, I wrote a song "Gong Xi Fa Cai", I hope Teacher Bi will like it."
As soon as the voice fell and the music rang, Xiao Yunhai sang the song "Gong Xi Fa Cai" sung by the former heavenly king Andy Lau in the spring evening.
"I congratulate you on getting rich,
I congratulate you for being wonderful.
The best please come,
Please go away if you are not good.
Oh, many people don’t blame it.
I wish girls all over the world,
Marry a good boy,
Two small mouths are always together.
I wish children all over the world,
Smart is better than talent,
IQ fills your head.
I wish my respectable grandma,
Thirty-six laps,
The face doesn't change without breathing.
I wish Sanshu Gong’s business,
The business is famous all over the world,
Wealth is prosperous to live in a mansion.
Swaggering and optimistic for you,
Congratulations, Fat Choi must shout boldly,
Congratulations on getting rich. "
The melody of this song is very simple, and the lyrics are full of joy, which is very suitable for performance during the Spring Festival.
When Xiao Yunhai was singing, Zhao Banshan, Bi Tingjian, and Xiaoqing were not idle either. They took out the red envelopes they had prepared long ago from their pockets and scattered them to every corner of the stage.
The whole scene was full of happy New Year scenes.
"I congratulate you on getting rich~EbookFREE.me~ I congratulate you on your wonderful.
The best please come,
Please go away if you are not good.
oh, many people don’t blame it
………..
Congratulations on getting rich. "
At the last sentence, the four actors clasped their fists together and shouted: "Congratulations on getting rich."
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