Chapter 937: Not bad money (2)

Seeing the two fooling around so much, everyone's interest suddenly rose.
At this time, Xiaoqing suddenly said: "Grandpa, I'm a little hungry."
When Zhao Banshan heard this, he asked, "Are you hungry? Let's have a bowl of noodles."
Xiao Yunhai said: "78 a bowl."
"What noodles, so expensive?"
"Scottish noodles."
"Is your bittern expensive?"
"No money for halogen."
"Then you can give me a bowl of braised pork, and taste the saltiness first."
Hearing the conversation between the two, everyone laughed.
"Damn, this Zhao Banshan is cheaper than Emperor Yun. This is fine."
"Niu, it's a reply."
"Looking at Emperor Yun's stupid expression, I really laughed at me."
Their performances won numerous applause from the scene.
"Master, I want to say that you want noodles without money!" On the stage, Xiao Yunhai showed a trace of disdain and left the stage.
In the monitoring room, there was a joy from Zhao Wuyan and below.
Their propaganda strategy is not wrong. The cooperation between Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan attracted all the attention of Chinese audiences. The ratings rose by 10% in just one minute, reaching 20%. Sixth, and it is still on the rise, the highest ratings have exceeded last year.
Zhao Wuyan completely let go of his heart. Twenty-six percent is equivalent to a quarter of the viewers in the country watching the program. He did not believe that the other two TV stations could surpass him at this moment.
Indeed, even though the next programs of the nnc and nbc television stations are the singing of Istar, Dong Piaopiao and Ningxia three peerless beauties, the ratings have dropped to the lowest point.
In the NNC monitoring room, Tang Kewang looked solemnly at the sketches of Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Banshan on TV, without a slight smile on his face. The reason why he switched the TV to CCTV was to see what kind of means the other party used to defeat him.
After discovering that Xiao Yunhai played such a role regardless of his personal image, everything has been understood.
If you changed yourself, you would definitely want to see Xiao Yunhai's sketch, it's really unusual.
On the stage, the sketch has gradually become better,
"Oh my god, Teacher Bi is here." Xiao Yunhai shouted.
Zhao Banshan came over, pushed Xiao Yunhai aside, and said, "Don't shout, this is the guest I want to invite."
Zhao Banshan shook hands with Teacher Bi and introduced himself.
Bi Tingjian said, "Brother, I am looking for your son."
Zhao Banshan said: "He is waiting for you in the village. The layout in the village is grand. The secretary of the township is standing there waiting for you. I have set up a hall and got you a big picture to hang in the middle. There are flowers all around. !"
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
"This is a welcome ceremony? How do I hear it like a farewell ceremony."
"Emperor Yun is so talented that the welcome ceremony can be a funeral, cow."
"Ms. Bi's expression is almost crying."
Bi Tingjian asked hurriedly, "Brother, what color are the flowers?"
Zhao Banshan said: "There are white and yellow ones! They are beautiful, the people, they all cried with pens waiting there."
When Bi Tingjian heard this, his smile instantly froze on his face.
"Oh, I'm going. This is the welcome ceremony? God, I'm going crazy."
"My stomach is almost dying from laughing. This is the rhythm of wanting my life."
"This sketch is so funny. Every sentence is a laugh, definitely the funniest sketch I have ever heard."
Many people laughed forward and closed, and couldn't help wiping tears.
On the stage, Zhao Banshan began to approach Bi Tingjian.
"We are fellow villagers, aren't you from Dalian? Where do you live in Dalian?"
"I live in Dalian Old Turtle Bay."
"Oh, there are relatives, the child's grandfather lives there, and the surname is Bi."
Zhao Banshan's cliché kisses made everyone laugh again.
Looking at the smile on Bi Tingjian's face, Zhao Banshan said, "Look, this smile is more like the picture of your grandfather before he left."
When Bi Tingjian heard this, his face immediately became stern.
Xiaoqing made up the knife again: "Grandpa, look at it, it's more like not smiling."
"Puff.\"
\"Hahaha"
"This relative is too unremarkable."
"Like a photo of someone before leaving, ha ha, who can stand that."
But what they don't know is that the real climax has just arrived.
On the stage, Zhao Banshan gave Xiao Yunhai a wink, Xiao Yunhai also gave him a clear expression, and the two began to order.
Zhao Banshan said: "Four Australian abalones."
Without thinking about it, Xiao Yunhai said politely: "I'm sorry, no."
Although already known that this will be the result, everyone still couldn't help laughing, and the scene began to booze.
Zhao Banshan was not affected at all, and continued: "A lobster of four catties."
Xiao Yunhai said, "I'm sorry, it's not that big."
Zhao Banshan was taken aback, and asked with some guilty conscience: "How big is there...?"
Xiao Yunhai was also a little dumbfounded, and said tentatively, "There are... more than a catty?"
Zhao Banshan asked: "Are there more than a catty?"
Xiao Yunhai uttered the most classic rhetorical question, and said, "Yes... or not!"
"Hahaha."
"Gosh, I'm going crazy."
"This question is simply amazing."
"The Emperor Yun and the King of Xiaopin are really in harmony."
"Isn't it about to show off?"
The audience was already laughing wildly, applause and cheers were everywhere.
At home, Xiao Yunhai's whole family had long been unable to laugh.
"This guy Yunhai is so funny, my stomach is about to burst." Xiao Yuanyang laughed and said while pointing to the TV.
"I took it, I took it. I didn't expect that when I shed tears, I was still crying. Yunhai is so talented. Hahaha." Cho Zhenbang wiped his tears and laughed wildly.
Others are not much better, especially if the performers on stage are their own family members, it is even more unbearable.
Xiao Yunling was already laughing and his stomach hurts.
On the stage, Zhao Banshan calmly patted his trouser pocket and said, "I told you, this is your store, don't you know? We are not bad for money."
Xiao Yunhai immediately showed a suddenly realized expression, and said, "That's not it."
"Haha."
The audience leaned forward and backwards amused by Xiao Yunhai's open eyes and nonsense.
Zhao Banshan falsely said angrily: "Why don't you want anything from your hotel? What is this for? Get your boss."
Xiao Yunhai seemed to slip his mouth, without even thinking about it, he replied, "No."
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
"This answer is too strong."
"Not even the boss, what an international joke."
The whole scene has become a sea of ​​joy, and the atmosphere has risen to the extreme.
It wasn't until Bi Tingjian said that he wanted the folk's daily meal, Zhao Banshan relaxed and said confidently: "Then come to the folk. Let's do this, boy, let's have a little pheasant and mushroom~EbookFREE.me~Xiao Yunhai didn't even think about it, and replied, "No. "
Zhao Banshan was obviously taken aback, rubbed his nose, and said softly: "This is okay."
Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and said, "This is really not there."
"boom."
The whole scene was completely detonated by this sentence of God's reply, and even the people with the highest points of laughter couldn't help laughing. Some viewers with low smiles even slapped their thighs.
The host Xu Jun squatted directly on the ground, clutching his belly, laughing and tearing wildly.
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