Chapter 937: Not bad money (1)

With the collective praise of "Where is the Time" on the Internet, countless viewers have switched their TV sets to the central set, and the ratings have naturally risen, which greatly relieved Zhao Wuyan.
He knows that the ratings will be even higher in the future, because Yunhuang and the sketch Wang Zhao Banshan's skit "Not Bad Money" will appear soon.
He once watched their performance during rehearsal, and almost didn't break his stomach with a smile at the time.
At ten o'clock exactly, Xu Jun stepped onto the stage and said, "The next thing we will play is a skit jointly developed by Yunhuang and Xiaopinwang. The name is "Not Bad Money". Our director just asked me to remind me about the scene in advance. And the audience friends in front of the TV, don't drink water. Otherwise, you will definitely choke."
Xiao Yunhai's sketch "Not Bad Money" has begun.
In the expectation of everyone, the sketch Wang Zhao Banshan wore a coat and brought New Year's goods to the stage with Xiaoqing.
Although Zhao Banshan didn't say a word, his appearance still made the audience applaud spontaneously.
"This is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling. Scotland flirts." Zhao Banshan said, pointing to the name of the restaurant.
"Pouch"
"Hahaha."
The first sentence made everyone on the scene laugh.
Xiaoqing said: "Grandpa, you are thinking the wrong way. It should be Scottish. This old house is expensive."
Zhao Banshan said indifferently: "I brought money, thirty thousand, what about the package?"
Xiaoqing searched for a long time and said, "I'm on Luo Kang."
Zhao Banshan reprimanded her and rummaged all over her body, only more than 300 yuan was left, but the two of them still walked inside.
"Waiter." Zhao Banshan called out.
Xiao Yunhai was wearing a skirt with a hairpin for a girl in his hair, and a red collar around his neck. His movements became a little bit coy, and he looked quite feminine.
This kind of dress stunned everyone.
If it's another actor, that's all, but who is Xiao Yunhai? Huaxia's business card, a world-class superstar, don't even want to be image.
Despite this, everyone gave applause. Nothing else, just for Xiao Yunhai's so desperate performance.
"This is a real actor."
Countless audiences at the scene and in front of the TV exclaimed.
At Xiao Yunhai's home, everyone could no longer laugh when they saw Xiao Yunhai's dress.
"Sister-in-law, what is this brother doing? You laughed at me to death." Xiao Yunling had never seen his elder brother like this, leaning forward and back holding his belly and laughing.
Zhao Wanqing shook her head and said: "Counting the entire entertainment industry, your brother will abuse himself for the show."
Xiao Yuanyang smiled and said, "Look at it, Yunhai will definitely become a hit with this image tomorrow, and he will definitely be the headliner. But let alone, he looks really funny."
Xiao Yunhai said in his half-baked Northeastern dialect, "I'm sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel here and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products."
"Hahaha."
As soon as Xiao Yunhai's first sentence came out, everyone couldn't help but laugh, and the word "cheap" appeared in their minds at the same time.
"No, we are eating." Su Banshan corrected: "I said girl, this meal is very important to us."
When Xiao Yunhai heard this, he was immediately anxious, with his hands on his hips, and in a very high-pitched voice, he said dissatisfiedly: "Oh my god, who do you call a girl? People are pure men."
Looking at Xiao Yunhai's feminine posture, and listening to his pure gentleman lines, everyone burst into laughter.
"I'll go, this is still pure man."
"Emperor Yun, you are too cheap."
"Oh, my god, I can't stand it anymore."
"God, save me."
Not only the scene, but the audience in front of the TV also laughed.
At home, Xiao Leshan had just taken a sip of tea, and when he heard what he said, he spewed it out. He pointed at Xiao Yunhai on the TV and said with a smile: "What the is this brat."
Zhao Wanqing was also smiling and flamboyant, saying: "Grandpa, don't drink water. I know the sea of ​​clouds, and his sketches become more funny as they go down."
Xiao Yunling smiled at this moment, lying on the sofa without a ladylike smile.
Although Zhao Banshan had rehearsed with Xiao Yunhai many times, he couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw his inferior appearance. He held back his smile and said, "Why do you still dress up like this? And wear a skirt? ."
Xiao Yunhai said: "This is packaged in our Scottish style. Besides, this is not a skirt. They are not cropped trousers. Look, they still have legs!"
After speaking, Xiao Yunhai grabbed the trouser leg with his hand and showed it to him.
Everyone saw, good guys, they are really cropped trousers, they just wore one leg.
Xiao Yunhai took a serious look, only to realize that there was something wrong with his trousers, and a shy smile appeared on his face, and he said embarrassingly: "Mom, I ran off in a hurry. I said there is no crotch in the aisle!"
"Puff, hahaha."
"Ouch, I'll go."
"The cropped trousers are turned into skirts, so talented."
"There is no crotch, hahaha, laughed to death."
Countless viewers burst into tears.
Zhao Banshan said: "You save that leg for tomorrow to wear. Boy, let me tell you, I want to invite an important guest to dinner today. You must treat it well."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "No problem."
Zhao Banshan beckoned and said, "Come on, let me ask you, how much does it cost to eat a meal in your hotel?"
Xiao Yunhai was taken aback, and asked in a puzzled way: "So why are you still eager?"
"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.
Zhao Banshan said: "I mean to put the most expensive ones."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Take ten to twenty thousand."
Zhao Banshan pursed his lips and said, "Well, do you have this situation? I have finished eating this time, and I will pay the bill later."
Xiao Yunhai's eyes changed when he looked at him, and said, "Hit a white stripe?"
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
"This is too plain."
Zhao Banshan quickly explained: "No, it's not a baitiao, rich, not bad."
After speaking, he handed him a hundred dollars from his pocket, pretending to be a big money, and said, "Here, tip."
Xiao Yunhai's face looked like a chameleon, and his smile immediately reached his face, and with an extremely cheap expression and tone, he said, "Oh my god, you are so bright, uncle, you are handsome."
"Hahaha."
The audience couldn't help laughing again.
Zhao Banshan smiled ~EbookFREE.me~ and said: "I told you, this is not for nothing. When the guests come, you must give me enough face, and you will take care of me when I order. Focus on it."
"What are you going to do?"
"It saves me face, but it can't make me spend too much. Just...I want expensive dishes."
Xiao Yunhai hurriedly said, "I said no."
"That's right!" The two slapped their palms, and Zhao Banshan was happy, and gave Xiao Yunhai a tip of 30 yuan again.
Xiao Yunhai's smiling eyes almost narrowed, and he collected the money, and said, "Master, I'll give you something to understand, so don't worry."
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