Chapter 1161: Subtext
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 1824 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:36:05
When Shi Ming and the host walked from the backstage to the front desk together, the host first asked a question curiously: "Shi Ming, you just said that you were the big pipe wheel after losing rock, paper, scissors, why? After you lose there, do you become the master round?"
Shi Ming smiled and said, "That's it. The engine room on the ship is very dirty, oily everywhere, and the noise is loud, and the working environment is very poor, so everyone doesn't like going in."
The host asked curiously: "Then, as far as I know, the salary of the master ship should be higher than that of the ordinary crew member?"
Shi Ming nodded: "Yes, one month's basic salary will be more."
"Then can I think that your colleague deliberately gave you a chance to make more money?" the host asked.
Shi Ming's head shook like a rattle: "No, no, they are deliberately bullying me."
After hearing her answer, there was a lot of laughter.
The host saw someone raise their hand: "Female guest number one!"
Female guest one asked: "Hello male guest, are you really a fisherman? With all due respect, you look more like a model or a fitness trainer."
Shi Ming nodded and said: "Hello female guest, I am a fisherman like a fake replacement. You can tell by looking at my skin color. Such dark skin cannot be exposed in a day or two. As for my present outfit , Uh, I just said that this is designed by the stylist of the show crew. Except for the shoes I usually wear, the stylist helped me choose everything else. I usually work at sea. The look of the jacket in the VCR is mostly casual sportswear."
"Female guest number six," the host shouted.
"Hello male guest, you said that you have always liked fitness and fighting. Then you said they bullied you, wouldn't you fight back?" The question of female guest number six made many people laugh.
Shi Ming was helpless, and told the truth: "I can't beat it."
The host widened his eyes after hearing this: "Looking at the VCR just now, the way you trained just now seems to be very good."
Shi Ming replied honestly: "But I can't beat those people. In terms of fighting, I need to talk about talent, maybe because my talent is not as good as them."
The host exaggerated: "Are you training with the national fighting team?"
Shi Ming shrugged: "No, they are too weak."
There was a cry of exclamation at the scene. The host smiled and said to Shi Ming: "Shi Ming, you know that our program's ratings are still good, aren't you afraid that the national team players will challenge you?"
Shi Ming grinned: "Don't worry, I will not accept the challenge. We are not allowed to bully, otherwise my boss will be angry. I love my job and I don't like losing my job because of such things."
The host smiled and said: "Then you won't show everyone your talent?"
Shi Ming said: "What to perform? Will you find some opponents for me? I can't perform my chest crush here, right?"
Xiao Peng was happy: "What's so special, isn't it that Shi Ming can be nervous? How do you think he is not nervous!"
Yang Meng looked smug: "Of course, you don't see who brought it out!"
"What you're afraid of is what you brought out, okay? If you really carve him out of the same model as you, I will drive him out of Qianliyan first, so as not to discredit our fishing grounds!" Xiao Peng said angrily.
There was another female guest asking a question above: "You said you want to go ocean, then you must have very little time at home? How can two people be together like this?"
Shi Ming replied: "That’s the case. We sometimes go to sea. But I think everyone’s career and family are always in conflict. This is a problem everyone has to face. Like our fishing grounds, in fact, The conditions are good, but because of this problem, they are all single dogs."
A female guest next to him raised her hand and asked: "Hello male guest, are you a fisherman, right? You treat a fisherman as a career? With all due respect, it seems that LEVEL is not enough. And you have not received Higher education, And many of the women here are Thenewagewomen who have received Higher education. Don’t you think you and we will not have Thecommonlanguage?
After hearing this, Shi Ming looked helpless, and directly replied in fluent English: "No education does not mean ignorance. There is a library where we work, and we usually read books when we have time. If we talk, we will have a couple of words. An English word, this doesn’t explain how knowledgeable."
After hearing this, the host opened his eyes wide: "Do you have to be proficient in English when fishing?
Shi Ming shrugged and said, "It's not English. Many of us have mastered a foreign language because of our ocean trips. English is not limited. Some people can speak Mandarin Chinese, some can speak Japanese, and so on."
The host felt a little confused: "Are you sure that you are all fishermen? The fishermen in your place have to read books, speak foreign languages, and have good skills?"
Qian Congcong looked at Xiao Peng in front of the TV: "Brother Peng, I have the same idea as him. Your requirements for fishermen are too high, right?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "I don't blame me for this. They are hardworking and eager to learn. Okay, stop talking nonsense and continue watching TV."
There was also a female guest on TV asking: "Male guest, you think fisherman is a good job. What is the reason?"
Shi Ming replied: "The income is good, but you can go to different countries to see. I am a job that can make money and travel. What's wrong with this kind of work?"
The female guest continued to ask: "But in the traditional concept, fisherman is not a very decent job. There was a news some time ago. I don’t know if you saw it. There is a boy who delivers express delivery in Momo, and his monthly salary is At more than 20,000 yuan, his girlfriend still broke up with him because he felt that it was not decent to deliver express delivery. And fishermen should be similar to delivering express delivery like this in the eyes of some people?"
Shi Ming laughed, "Then you are such a woman? Would you break up with your significant other because he looks "indecent" because of his job? Or is there such a woman among the 24 female guests present here? Huh? Sometimes I find it strange. When I came, many people said that my muscles are similar to those of the fitness coaches who came here. I don’t know what kind of high education the fitness coaches have, so why don’t they come here to pursue them. Academic qualifications, when I get to my place, I have to ask about my qualifications? Is this because my job is'indecent'?"
After hearing this, the host gave a thumbs up: "This is a good question. Even if they really think so, they can't answer your'yes'! And now they don't dare to turn off your lights. If the lights are turned off, it will be like this. Woman! But you can easily offend people by answering this way. Okay, let Shi Ming choose his second favorite girl. Okay, female guest number one."
"Hey! Mengzi, what's the matter with this?" Qian Congcong said after seeing Shi Ming's second beloved girl, "This has no chest and butt!"
Xiao Peng said cheerfully: "But people are rich!"
"Huh? How did you know?" Qian Congcong asked puzzledly.
Xiao Peng pointed to the girl and said, "Bring your own airport!"
Yang Meng shook his head over there and said, "You don't understand this? Shi Ming is letting go. If he wants to choose, why not choose a beautiful one? He is picking oneself. This should be in line with her aesthetics. Right."
"Let me go, is he prone to love TONG? That girl doesn't look good at first glance, right?" Qian Congcong said.
Xiao Peng suddenly widened his eyes in horror: "Damn, I remembered that when you said that, Shi Ming was with Lao Pan all day, not because Lao Pan was looking for a young wife and he followed Lao Pan too, right? I’m less than fourteen years old, find someone who looks like fourteen? No, I’m going back to study this problem. Otherwise, things will really make a lot of trouble! I don’t want a bunch of perverts with me!
Yang Meng drank beer there, and after hearing Xiao Peng's words, he sprayed all over the place: "Xiao Peng, Lao Pan will cry after listening to you."
Qian Congcong also nodded: "Isn't Pan Peiyu your good brother? Is it really good for you to eliminate him like this?"
"It's a good brother that kills. I'm going to kill strangers. What should he do if he beats me?" Xiao Peng asked back.
Qian Congcong curled his lips: "That would have to beat you. Let's see what Shi Ming said about his emotional experience."
In the VCR, Shi Ming sat there facing the camera: "Because I became a soldier early and didn't have time to fall in love. After a short time after I left the barracks, I went straight to work as a fisherman from a security position, so My emotional experience is blank. Here I want to find a filial, caring and sensible woman, and start a family with me, and we will spend our whole life together."
The host was stunned after watching it: "This is the shortest VCR since the birth of our show. The male guest Shi Ming's meaning is very simple, that is, I am looking for a wife here to get married and live! This is what I have seen. The most direct expression! Okay, female guest on the 17th has a question to ask!"
The female guest on the 17th asked: "You just said that you want to find a filial girlfriend. I want to know, what step does ‘filial piety’ mean? Do you live with your parents?"
Shi Ming smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I want to live with my parents, but my parents live in a small mountain village. I want to take them to live in the city, but they are unwilling to leave the place where my ancestors have lived for generations. I can only do my best to let them live. Their living environment has become better."
"Are you a Phoenix male?" the female guest continued to ask.
Shi Ming looked at her: "Are all the phoenix men who come out of the mountain village and go to the city? Isn't it what every person who is a child should do to make his parents' life better? The countryside should be the same, right?"
After hearing this, the host applauded: "This answer is very good, but I don't think you understand the subtext of the female guest asking this sentence."
"Subtext?" Shi Ming looked confused: "What subtext?"