Chapter 690: Stupid crying
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Godly Fisherman
- Lao Yang Ban Xian
- 2416 characters
- 2021-03-04 02:30:02
ps: It's another four thousand words big change, double monthly pass for monthly pass!
"Simpson! You are a scam!" Candi shouted at Simpson with the surfboard that Hall brought over.
Simpson laughed after listening, "You see, this Chinese kid is so petite, this is the best surfboard for him."
Xiao Peng waved his hand to Candi, smiled and said, "Surfboards don’t matter, do you seem to know China well? Then I want to know, what do you mean when you’re mentally retarded? Laughing so happy makes us happy too. Come on, teach me, what does this mean?"
Why couldn't Simpson hear Xiao Peng teasing that he didn't know how to pretend to understand, "I hope you can talk to you so well when surfing!" After speaking, he turned around and left to prepare for surfing.
Candi questioned: "Why did he leave?"
Xiao Peng smiled: "This girl doesn't know how to pretend to understand, combined with what he said just now, what he should want to say is,'It's a mule or a horse that leads it out for a walk.' As a result, the tongue is not good enough to make people laugh."
After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Candi also laughed.
Jenny didn't smile, and said to Xiao Peng with a sad face: "Xiao, Simpson is pitting you, it's a shortcoming! This is not for novices at all!"
There are many types of surfboards, mainly divided into the following types: longboards, which are more than nine feet in length. Because it is large and stable, it is suitable for beginners and novices. There are also soft boards and floating rafts, which are also suitable for beginners. Most of the surfers here use soft boards, because the soft boards have strong dynamic mobility, slow speed change, and are easy to operate and safe.
Experts generally use gun boards and short boards. The former is narrow and long to cope with the big waves in Hawaii, while the latter is less than seven feet in length. It is a technical wave board. The shorter it is, the more difficult it is to operate. Simpson The surfboard I brought was only five feet long and about one and a half meters long. This kind of surfboard can only be enjoyed by top surfers, and there is no guarantee that it will not change.
Xiao Peng smiled at Jenny: "Jenny, thank you. You will take care of my luggage for me in a while, and I will be back when I go."
After talking, Xiao Peng came to Simpson with a short board, "Are you not ready yet?"
Simpson gave Xiao Peng a white look: "Amateur." He was waxing the surfboard and adjusting the position of the safety foot rope. When surfing, preparation is very important. Be sure to check the equipment before launching. Xiao Peng didn't care, took off his shoes and socks, and waited for Simpson.
Simpson looked at Xiao Peng like this, he gave a cold snort of disdain, and came to Xiao Peng holding his surfboard: "Let's get into the water."
Seeing Xiao Peng's forehead, he really didn't bother to be serious with Xiao Peng. You just said that you are wearing a shirt, so why are you still wearing jeans? Isn't this a pure layman? Simpson regretted the comparison with Xiao Peng, and it was no pleasure to win against such a person.
Xiao Peng looked indifferent: "Okay, let's get into the water."
Jenny quickly stopped him: "Xiao, you haven't tied the rope yet."
Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head: "No need."
"Then you wear a life jacket." Candi said.
The Simpsons heard this, and they shook up together: "Yes, Huaxia, wear a life jacket, don't lose your life, we won't laugh at you!" In the eyes of these surfers, Surf boat life jackets, that is the worst thing in the world, it is pure cowardly behavior.
Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head at Candi: "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."
Seeing Xiao Peng's persistence, Candi didn't say much, they just reminded Xiao Peng to be careful.
"I want the front position!" Simpson shouted.
"Why?" Candi said angrily. Two people are in front of each other, surfing in the front is easier to judge the direction of the waves, and it is easier to make movements, while in the back, you usually see the reaction of the person in front before you can do the action. So the front position is always light.
However, Simpson's answer is also irrefutable. He pointed to Xiao Peng and said: "If he falls into the water, I will easily hurt him."
After listening to Simpson's words, everyone came back to their senses. The front advantage is for two masters of similar level, like Xiao Peng who wears jeans to surf, how long can you expect him to rush? It's relieved to think of this. If he falls into the water in front of him, the most likely to hurt him is the surfer behind. Simpson was still considerate of Xiao Peng. So everyone looked at Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng nodded and said: "It's good if you are happy."
"Oh, Xiao, you can't do this." Candi and the two directly persuaded Xiao Peng: "This is too dangerous."
Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Don't worry, I said, don't fight an unsure battle, hurry up and finish the match, I have to hurry."
Xiao Peng and Simpson lay on their surfboards and rowed towards the open sea: "Hey, Huaxia, you really are surfing in jeans like this? The sea is not as kind as you thought! Be careful that your life is gone! Let’s go, You surrender now, and apologize to me in front of everyone, and that's it. If you are to teach you a lesson, I won't want your things."
Although he wanted to win Xiao Peng, but now it felt like he was urging a layman to die, and he also felt a little unbearable.
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Hurry up and find a good wave and let's end it quickly."
"Huh. Are you Chinese people so ignorant of good and bad!" Simpson accelerated his stroke and swam towards the deep sea. The more you go in, the more dangerous the climbing waves are. Simpson looked at the position and said to Xiao Peng, "Okay! That's it, let's follow the next wave."
"Okay, okay, as long as you are happy." Xiao Peng said lightly.
Simpson gave him a blank look-----Can't you change the word?
At this moment, the waves came, and Simpson climbed directly onto the surfboard and began to rush into the waves.
To say that Simpson is indeed a good surfer, the wave type he found is a wave that collapses in the middle and pushes on both sides. Such a wave is the favorite wave type of all surfers. It is suitable for action and has good safety.
After Simpson made a wave-jumping and grabbing the board, a dive through the first wave, he himself felt that he was not handsome. Have you all been photographed? That kid should fall into the water, right? Simpson thought so, and glanced back. As expected, there was no sign of Xiao Peng behind him, but he saw the photographer who was surfing with them waving at him.
When surfing like these good surfers, someone will follow him to take pictures, and then cut the wonderful shots and put them on the Internet to earn clicks and increase visibility.
"This rookie." Simpson snorted coldly, secretly feeling complacent in his heart, and went back to the shore. The Chinese guy's luggage is his own. No matter what the value is, at least there are tents and sleeping bags. Are they all for nothing?
Thinking of this, Simpson was happy, waved to the photographer, turned his head, and prepared to look for the next big wave to do some wonderful moves. As a result, he turned his head back: "Oh, Shet!" He thought he was dazzled, Xiao Peng was pinching his waist and surfing in front of him at this time, too stable.
And what surprised Simpson was that the distance between the two people was too close. According to regulations, the distance between the surfer on the sea must be more than two surfboards, but at his current position, he could reach Xiao Peng when he reached out. Up!
"Damn it! Where did you come from!" Simpson was surprised. Xiao Peng smiled at him, suddenly bent down, the surfboard speeded up suddenly, and distanced himself from Thompson!
This made Simpson stunned and forgot to keep his balance. The waves came and Simpson almost fell into the sea. After shaking left and right for several times, he kept his balance: "Damn!" Simpson hurriedly lowered his center of gravity and increased his speed, trying to catch up with Xiao. Peng. However, he realized that no matter how he accelerated, he just couldn't catch up with Xiao Peng, but Xiao Peng reduced his speed and stood upright on the surfboard, keeping the position of the two surfboards with him, and then smiled at him: " Keep up with me."
This made Simpson angry, and just another huge wave came, Simpson decided to surpass Xiao Peng in this wave! Can't even a Chinese kid win? What a shame!
At this time, the huge wave just hit, watching Xiao Peng still standing straight on the board, Simpson was anxious, and directly rushed towards the crash point of the wave!
In surfing, this is a dangerous action that is absolutely not allowed!
The rule for surfing is that the person closest to the breaking point of the wave, which is now Xiao Peng's position, if his first action is to stand up, the surfer next to him must stop surfing! If someone rushes down regardless of the situation, if an accident occurs, the person who robs the waves shall bear all the consequences and liability for compensation! But Simpson was so angry at this time that he ignored it.
That is to say, he was very talented, and he rushed into the waves from Xiao Peng's side, and he did not have any physical contact with Xiao Peng. Shengsheng grabbed a position and moved closer to the wave-making area than Xiao Peng! I'm sure to win this time! Simpson thought so. then. . . . . . There's no after that. . . . . .
A wave of mad dogs rushed down from directly above Simpson. Before Simpson could react, he had been smashed into the ocean floor.
However, he was lucky. After entering the bottom of the sea, he grabbed the surfboard and lay on the surfboard. With the buoyancy of the surfboard, he returned to the surface, but Xiao Peng was no longer visible.
"Damn!" Simpson slammed his fists on the sea. But there was no way. Victory and defeated the king, Simpson returned to the shore dejectedly.
When he returned to the shore, he found a strange thing. His friends were in a circle, looking down and wondering what they were looking at. Candi and Jenny were also watching there, and there was constant exclamation. .
And Xiao Peng was sitting on the sand beside him wearing shoes and socks, as if everything had nothing to do with him. Seeing Simpson coming up, Xiao Peng smiled and greeted him: "You are much better than Candi, at least you don't need someone to rescue you. Good job."
Simpson snorted coldly: "This time I admit it! You have better luck than me and escaped that crazy dog wave!"
Xiao Peng shrugged and said nothing. Hearing the conversation between the two, Simpson's friends turned their heads and saw that Simpson had returned! But their words made Simpson puzzled: "Simpson, don't be in a daze, come and see!"
Simpson's heart is getting cold, we are such good brothers, don't you care about my situation, what should I see? And you watched with Candi and the others, are you so familiar? But how come they look at Xiao Peng's eyes a bit weird? How come there seems to be a strand. . . . . . The color of worship?
Simpson's anger was in his stomach, but he didn't let it out. He looked at the braid and said, "Hall, what the are you looking at?"
Dirty Braid Hall is Simpson’s best friend. Every time he surfs, Hall is in charge of photography, but since he fell into the water, Hall didn’t help him to get him up, and he was on the shore. I don't say that I care about myself, but I don't know what to watch here with relish! What's this special? Therefore, the voice rushed naturally.
I didn't know that Greger was not angry, but waved to Simpson: "Dogtail, don't be in a daze there, come and see God with us!"
"???" Simpson was shocked, what is it? See god? Are you taking too much drugs? Hallucinations in broad daylight?
Although he was very upset, his curiosity drove him to take a look. I saw everyone bowed their heads and surrounded an IPAD, and the video played inside was exactly the video they were surfing just now. Simpson glanced at him for the first time: "Oh, my God!"
The passage in the video was exactly what he couldn't understand, how did Xiao Peng suddenly come to him! I saw Xiao Peng directly leaning on the waves and bending forward in the sky, falling firmly in front of him!
Simpson knelt directly-----This is surfing, not rhythmic gymnastics, right?
And the crazy dog wave that threw him down, Xiao Peng's handling method is even more abnormal. He actually bent down and rushed into the crazy dog wave, and then rushed to the top of the crazy dog wave at high speed, and stood up straight on top with his hands behind his back. , This is not a scene in a Chinese movie, right? And when the mad dog wave reached the top, Xiao Peng actually backflips and jumps under the wave behind. The wave directly engulfed Xiao Peng. Just when Simpson thought Xiao Peng was swept into the sea by the wave, he found Xiao Peng here. It was a long-distance diving over the waves, and it rushed out after at least forty seconds in the waves!
Diving over the waves for forty seconds, this is unheard of! This is undoubtedly something world-class surfing masters may not be able to do!
No wonder these people gathered around here to watch. These people are surfing enthusiasts. Seeing a master like Xiao Peng, nothing is left to worship. Not to mention others, even Simpson, watching this video record, was full of shock. Seeing Xiao Peng who was packing his backpack beside him, he actually provoked such a master? That really is. . . . . .
Simpson cried for his stupidity!