Chapter 538: I forgot my ID

I'm going to kill you!
Vardy, already mad, looked around, looking for Balotelli, the culprit.
Grab him and give him a punishment!
At this time, the other teammates only realized what was going on, and they all couldn't help it. Balotelli was really looking for death!
No one can match Valdy's ability in aggression and round-up tricks, even Balotelli is far behind.
Today you feed Vardi mustard sauce, and tomorrow Vardi can feed you shit
Balotelli is courageous, just stupid!
Of course, Valdy's revenge generally doesn't like overnight, grab Balotelli, is a beating, hit Balotelli crying father crying mother, and almost kneel to Valdi!
"Wait, tomorrow I will bring you a drink. If you drink it all, nothing will happen! If you can't finish it, I will beat you!"
Vardy finally said fiercely to Balotelli.
Really, think about the torture that you have suffered, and you really don’t hate it, and Valdy must make a big move to teach Balotelli.
In the previous life to attend the wedding of classmates, his favorite show was to give the groom a mixed drink when the bride and groom light the cigarette.
Liquor, beer, soy sauce, vegetable soup, fish sauce
Stirring these things together, the taste can take you to realize a different life.
Of course, Valdy's favorite thing to watch is the expression that the groom doubts about life after drinking.
It's just that when you are in the first day, someone will do fifteen. When he gets married, good guy, this bunch of gave him a big pot, and it was still in his face.
Liquor soup is nothing, this group of guys actually bring their own spices, the variety is complete, it is no problem to open the spices shop.
A handful of salt, a handful of pepper, and a whole bag of mustard sauce are almost gone
Anyway, he died miserably that day.
Now, Valdy feels that he is going back to his old business, and he also made a mixed drink for Balotelli to let him try it.
But Valdy thought about it again, and it seemed that he was reborn again. Isn't it a bit low to engage in the tricks of the previous life?
And it seems particularly uncreative?
Well, it seems that only a real nirvana is possible!
So, Valdi mailed a box of Laoshan snake grass water online
Balotelli, you wait for me, you won't die if you drink, even if you are great!
What is Laoshan snake grass water?
According to legend, it may be the most unpalatable liquid in the world, and may not even have one.
The specific taste, even people who have drunk may not be able to describe it, because they took a sip and vomited before they swallowed it.
Snake grass water is probably a kind of drink. After drinking, half of the people think that there is nothing more difficult to drink than this. The other half think about it and say that it is really delicious and highly recommend it to friends.
Some said the smell of mats, some said the smell of sea fish soup that had been boiled to death for half a month, some said that the smell of sweat was added with monosodium glutamate, and the smell of smelly feet was not washed in three days
Anyway, Valdy feels that there is probably no way to describe this taste in words, because this taste has challenged the limits of humankind and cannot be encountered in daily life.
Beiye claims to be the man standing at the top of the food chain, but the snake grass water expresses his disapproval. There is a kind of bottle you can make sure that you kneel down and call your father.
When the snake grass water arrives, let you taste the power of the first five poisons.
Just after turning off the computer, Valdy felt like he had forgotten something, so he turned on the computer and placed the order again. This time the address was the address of Rooney's house.
The little fat man has always tasted hard in all aspects, just don't know if he can bear the power of snake grass water.
No matter how much it is anyway, send him a box first.
Brother is interesting enough, still thinking of you!
My name is Lei Feng, no need to thank!
Now that Rooney has been given a share, you can't forget Ronaldo. Needless to say, place your order again!
Valdy feels that snake grass water will soon become popular in Europe!
Balotelli watched Vardy's eyes timidly these days, as if frightened, he was really afraid that Valdi would beat him again, good fellow, feeling that hitting him was like punching a sandbag.
Of course, as far as Vardy said to bring him mixed drinks to drink, he didn't care much. In his view, Valdy is nothing more than making some mustard with soy sauce, which is hard to drink at most, and will not die.
But I don't know why. Valdy suddenly lost his movements in the past few days, as if to forget about it, but let Balotelli breathe a sigh of relief.
It’s not that Valdy forgot, it’s that the mail package hasn’t arrived yet!
Before the arrival of the package, Inter Milan had expedition to Russia and challenged the Moscow Central Army away. This is the third time Vardi has come to Russia in a short time.
If it weren’t for Mancini to allow players to hang out before the game, Valdi had long gone to find Elena, but now he can only sleep in a room with Balotelli, which is really sad.
Fortunately, Russia was not cold at this time. Vardi didn't want to play in the ice and snow, but when he thought that Italy's winter was also very cold, Valdi felt powerless.
For this game, Inter Milan still attaches great importance. Although the three opponents in the group are generally not strong, in general, the opponents have no ability to be upset, especially at their home court.
Inter's task is to lock the group first as early as possible, and then transfer their energy to the Serie A league, where they are entangled with them, it is really meaningless.
Speaking of this, the Moscow Central Army has the same style as Russian football in overall style. The style of play is simple and straightforward. The offensive and defensive are basically those three axes.
In the Moscow Central Army formation, Valdi also has no acquaintances, only one Krasic is familiar, knowing that he later joined Juventus.
Of course, it's enough to be careful of opponents' extraordinary play at home.
However, I thought it would be a bouncing game, but whoever thought that the game hadn't started had a big accident.
He and his teammates took the bus to the home of the Moscow Central Army. When they got off the train and entered the field, Valdi only realized that he had forgotten his player ID.
According to UEFA regulations, in the UEFA Champions League game, players must go through the ID check before entering the stadium, otherwise they are not eligible to enter the stadium with the team.
At the beginning, Vardy didn't care much. After all, he brought his credentials to prove the identity of the player. Can't he brush his face to enter the court?
Unexpectedly, the staff of the Central Army Athletic Stadium actually stopped Vardy.
The teammates looked at this scene curiously, but in fact they did not expect it.
"Certificate!" The security staff reached out to Valdy with a blank expression.
Vardy replied rather helplessly: "Forgot to bring it!"
It is also Mr. World Football who says what he says. As long as someone who has a little relationship with football, how could he not know himself!
So he felt that the strong Russian man would let himself in.
However, he was answered with an indifferent expression.
"I'm sorry, I can't let you in without documents!"
Vardi asked doubtfully: "I am Valdi, don't you know me?"
"Know, why don't I know you?" The security staff smiled at this time, "It would be better if you could sign me!"
Vardy smiled at his teammates, see if he is well-known, and it's okay to brush his face.
By the way, the big brother of security was signed, and Valdi would walk into the stadium.
But as soon as he took steps, he was stopped by the security elder brother!
"Do you still want to take a group photo?" Vardy stunned a bit and said randomly: "No problem!"
However, the security staff shook his head with a smile, and then said with a straight face: "I'm sorry, I still can't let you in because you didn't bring the player ID!"
Valdy's face collapsed, should he be so dedicated?
You said that you are brain-dead, and you know who I am, just because of a small document you won't let me in?
Why are you so old-fashioned than the Germans, don't know the workaround?
At this time, the lively teammates are all laughing, and it is rare to see Valdi eating deflated. Unfortunately, how can it be worthy of this accident!
But at this time Mancini knew the severity of the matter~EbookFREE.me~ Seeing the attitude of security personnel, they knew that they would strictly enforce the regulations.
Mr. World Football, it’s not easy to use, and you will not be allowed to enter without documents!
Quickly let the team staff to communicate with UEFA officials, and at the same time arranged a car to go back to the hotel to find the ID in the Valdi room, both ways, less than two hours away from the start of the game, if the problem cannot be solved before then , Then I'm afraid Vardy really missed the game.
Although Inter Milan without Valdi is still a strong team, but no one wants to have a sudden change in the game. Obviously, the game that can be won with ten wins and nine wins is worried for Mao!
Facing an iron selfless court security officer, Vardy really met the soldiers in the show, and it was unclear.
It is estimated that this group of jerks will joke all their lives!
When Valdi was embarrassed and helpless, Balotelli quietly pulled Lavaldi behind him.
"Otherwise you take my ID, anyway, I have no chance to play in this game, don't worry about me, I will go back to the hotel to sleep too!" Balotelli whispered to Vardy.
Vardy was moved in an instant, and then the tears in the eyes gave Balotelli a burst of thrill!
"You are an idiot, can I mix in with your ID? Why are you so black as you?"
Of course, Valdi is not racially discriminated, mainly by Balotelli.
At this time, the players must enter the field to warm up, so Vardy can only wait outside the stadium alone, accompanied by the staff.
Finally, the staff who went to the hotel to find the documents came back and brought Valdi's documents. Sure enough, Valdi carelessly forgot about the hotel. )!!