Chapter 508: Couplet competition
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Infinite: The Protagonist Must Die
- Abomination of the Butcher
- 1297 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:38:53
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Since it was the method proposed by Lu Gaoxuan, he naturally came forward to take the lead.
He arched his hand towards Gao Xianda and others and said, "Master Rui, everybody, Lu Moucai, come out first and throw a brick to attract jade."
Zhou Peigong was born in the imperial examination, and the four books and the five classics are also familiar. Seeing that Lu Gaoxuan is a scholar, he took the initiative to stand up and say: "Brother Lu, let me talk with you."
Lu Gaoxuan said: "Okay, since we are all readers, let's play with the readers. How about our couplet?"
Zhou Peigong didn't seem to be very good at this, and he was a little stunned. However, there are no other cultural people around. Since he has stood up and can't return, he can only say: "Brother Lu please ask questions."
Lu Gaoxuan said: "I go out to the League: good sailing every year."
Zhou Peigong replied: "Everything goes well."
Lu Gaoxuan said: "A century of heaven and earth is back to life."
Zhou Peigong said to him, "The Tongtong Mountain and the Taihe River are peaceful."
These are ordinary couples on the couplet spectrum, and they are often posted even on private homes, so it's not difficult, Zhou Peigong is naturally not to mention. Lu Gaoxuan This is to start, to say auspicious words, to make everyone happy.
But after paving for two times, he changed his style of play and came up with a problem, saying: "The three towers, towers, towers, and towers in front of the Three Pagodas."
Zhou Peigong could be stumped.
He thought for a long time, and then looked at Zeng Leyan next to it, and then he got a good idea, and said: "I'll give you right: five floors behind Wutai Mountain, Taiwan, Taiwan, Taiwan."
He could barely match up.
Lu Gaoxuan saw Zhou Peigong met again, his eyes rolled, and said: "I will give you a hard time this time, if you match, even if I lose."
Zhou Peigong even paired a few pairs, and he also had some confidence in his heart, saying: "Although stop talking."
Lu Gaoxuan said: "I go out to Shanghai: Nantong State, Beitong State, North and South Tongzhou State to North and South."
Tongzhou is a place name, there is Tongzhou in the capital, there is also a place called Tongzhou in Jiangsu, and the two places are important cities connecting the canals. It is quite difficult to encounter such a coincident place name.
This time, Zhou Peigong was stumped.
He thought left and right and there was no answer. Helplessly looked at Gao Xianda and wanted to admit defeat.
Gao Xianda knew nothing about Spring Festival couplets. It was quite easy to answer several couplets before seeing him. This time Lu Gaoxuan's couplets were in chaos. He didn't know what to say. Naturally, it was very difficult to know.
Therefore, Gao Xianda did not blame him. Haha smiled, picked up the glass, and said: "Ha ha, the two gentlemen's ethics are really good. My elder brother doesn't understand it at all. Even if we lose this time... "
He was talking, but before he lost his words, Zhou Peigong said: "Slow, I know!"
Lu Gaoxuan looked at Zhou Peigong and frowned, "Oh, so I would like to hear the details."
Zhou Peigong said: "East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east pawnshop as something."
This couplet is particularly neat. And it's more suitable for north and south.
Lu Gaoxuan suddenly froze. He didn't seem to expect Zhou Peigong to be able to get it right.
He just said that if his Peking couplet can still play out this couplet, even if he loses. Since he has broken this while, his face is naturally not good-looking. He looked at Zhou Pei generally and said, "This dear friend, since we said that it was an order made by two people, it would be not good for others to give directions."
Zhou Peigong didn't speak, but Wang Yu behind him said: "Your couplet is very easy, and it's not just one kind of match. General Zhou wants to get it right. It's easy for me to make a couple of couplets."
Lu Gaoxuan's martial arts are very high, and his ears are good. Just before he spoke at Gao Xianda, he seemed to hear someone talking to Zhou Peigong. This kind of kung fu is called transmission of sound and secret, that is, the sound is with internal work and only one person can hear it. But the person who transmitted the sound was not deep enough, so he was heard by Lu Gaoxuan.
But Gao Xianda was talking at this time, and Gao Xianda's voice was loud, so Lu Gaoxuan was not very sure, so he could only beat Zhou Peigong with words.
Who knows that Zhou Peigong did not speak, but Wang Yu spoke first.
It's him!
Lu Gaoxuan has always been very confident in this one. He did not expect that Zhou Peigong had been paired up. He was unhappy, and Wang Yu mocked his couplet.
Lu Gaoxuan said: "You said there are other ways to deal with it? It's better to say one to listen."
Wang Yu was also unambiguous and said directly: "What's so difficult, listen! Boys, girls, boys and girls are boys and girls!"
This remark is easy to understand, and even the elders such as Gao Xianda understand it. The audience, including Wu Yingxiong, immediately laughed.
Ms. Sanjin, Fang Yi, and others, although inconvenient to laugh, but after understanding, they also covered their faces and smiled. The scene became very pleasant.
Only one person did not laugh, that is Lu Gaoxuan. He blushed and did not speak for a long time.
Wu Yingxiong also laughed for a long time, and then remembered it was his own mistake. He coughed and said, "It's okay, we lost this game. Come on, a few brothers, if you want to talk, let's drink one!"
After all, he took the big bowl in front of him and drank his wine into it.
When others saw it, it was not good to refuse again. Although Fattou and Wugen Taoist are monks, they can't help but drink. Seeing that he lost, he picked up the bowl and drank it.
Lu Gaoxuan drank a large bowl of wine, and his face turned even redder. He said angrily: "I still have a lot of couplets to say, let's come again!"
Gao Xianda asked Zhou Peigong in general. Zhou Peigong shook his head.
Gao Xianda said: "Everyone is dominated by harmony and drinking, but not to win or lose. What are these crepe things for?"
What he meant was to change a game.
At this time, Wang Yu stood up and said, "It doesn't matter. Since Mr. Lu likes couplets, I will play with him for a while!"
Gao Xianda said: "If you are right, you are right. Don't keep telling jokes about men and women!"
When he spoke, he still couldn't hide his smile.
Lu Gaoxuan resented Wang Yu's ridicule just now, and said: "Okay, I'll be right with you! My Shanglian is: Beiyan Nanfei's wings spread up and down!"
He was okay this time, and he didn't leave anything for Wang Yu to face north and south. He spoke all the brains in the couplets.
He said in his heart, "Boy, look at you this time!"
Wang Yu blinked his eyes and said calmly, "I'll give you right: Nan Yan flying north and flying west with his wings down!"
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In other words, although South to North and East to West, Wang Yu is right. But he just adjusted the order of the other party's uplink!
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