Chapter 1076: Fanwai take this old-fashioned way to me!
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1386 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:42:54
The appearance of the headless man drinking and drunk is really amazing. In this situation, even the well-informed Zhang Tianshi saw it for the first time, and I felt stunned.
Zhang Tianshi was staring dumbfounded, but felt a fragrant breeze coming from behind him. He knew it was not good. When he looked back, he found that the woman in the red dress had walked behind him.
Because Zhang Tianshi turned his head too fast, the woman couldn't dodge, and the distance between the noses of the two was only half a finger.
It turned out that the woman only felt gorgeous from a distance, but she felt exquisite and charming even when she was closer.
Zhang Tianshi didn't realize that she was a little bit contemplative, and the woman laughed sweetly, stepped forward, and grabbed Zhang Tianshi's sleeve.
"Master Dao, it's a rare time to come down. If you don't take the opportunity to taste the delicacies of the underworld, the taste is definitely not worse than that of the underworld. My hundred head banquet is very famous."
Zhang Tianshi shook the woman's hand and scolded, "Even if the delicacy of the underworld is delicious, I am not interested in tasting it. I still ask the little lady to respect herself."
The woman said, "The little girl has opened a shop here for many years, and your soul has the smell of a stranger, and the little girl knows it by smelling it."
"It seems that you know who I am."
The woman laughed and said, "The little girl doesn't know who the leader is, but you are going to the underworld with the soul of a stranger, don't you worry about not going back?"
Zhang Tianshi said coldly, "You can go back as soon as you can get the poor Dao. You don't bother to worry about it."
The woman's willow brows raised, "Daoist, are you quite confident? Today, the little girl told you to get up and down!" After she said, she slapped her hand and shouted, "Take me this old man. !"
When the drunk men heard the woman's shout, they immediately put down their wine bowls, stood up violently, burped their alcohol, and walked towards Zhang Tianshi.
The group of big men quickly surrounded Zhang Tianshi, and the knives that carried the knives, the axe and the axe, all stared at Zhang Tianshi unkindly.
Zhang Tianshi laughed, "Are you defeated by these remnants?"
The woman smiled, "Tsk tusk, the Taoist said that you are the remnants of defeat."
A big man immediately roared, "What an unreasonable old Taoist, all of us were heroes who died in battle before in our lives. We worked hard to defend the safety of the motherland, and we were ridiculed by you when we died? What do you think we are? Onion? Brothers, come on, kill this Taoist priest, seal his mouth, and watch him talk nonsense!"
The big guys were originally a group of reckless men with their own brute force. Hearing someone yelled, they immediately fought with a knife and an axe.
Why would Zhang Tianshi be afraid of a group of souls who don't understand magic? Seeing the group of big men rushing forward like wolves, he immediately took out a talisman from his sleeve and threw it out.
The group of big men was immediately set in place, unable to move.
The big guys looked at each other, but unfortunately they just couldn't change.
Master Zhang Tian said, "Since you have been dead for a long time, why not hurry up and reincarnate, why bother staying in this tavern, is it greedy for the lady boss?"
One sentence pierced the minds of all the big guys, and all those big guys lowered their heads in ashamed.
A big man said, "Dao Master, we originally planned to reincarnate, but after drinking the wine here, we became reluctant to think about reincarnation and rebirth. I just want to stay here every day, and spend a day. Up."
Zhang Tianshi angrily rebuked, "The lady, what on earth did you add to these wines? People lost their minds after drinking them, lingered in your store, and even forgot about reincarnation."
The woman laughed and said, "Dao Master, don't you claim that you are clever in spells, don't you see what I put in the wine? Besides, these lustful alcoholics stay with me and drink, and they can avoid ghosts. Arrest, so it's not all good for them to stay with me."
Master Zhang Tian said, "Oh, that's it, the reason why you hide in this small shop is to escape the arrest of ghosts."
The big guys said in unison, "Because everyone has some sins before their lives, so they are somewhat afraid of going to the underworld to report, because I heard that Yan Luo will condemn guilty people to and be punished. We are all dead men who fought together before our lives. After passing the ghost gate, he began to do everything possible to avoid the arrest of the ghosts. During the process of avoiding, he stumbled on this small tavern, and couldn't help but walked into the tavern because of the temptation of wine. As a result, he was hiding in the tavern. Not only can you taste good wine and food every day, but you can also avoid the arrest of ghosts, so I stay here and indulge in a hangover. I don’t want to reincarnate anymore."
Master Zhang Tian said, "You are in a mess. After the death of a person, the soul has passed the gate of the ghost, that is, to report to the underworld. This was originally a matter of course. You stay here like this and delay your reincarnation. In fact, you are harming yourself. For the sins you committed, if you don’t rush to the underworld to receive punishment, and wait for you to be caught by the ghosts and forcibly bring it back to the underworld, then you will have to receive double punishment."
These big guys were all scared, and said in unison, "Master, save us, we don't want to stay in this tavern anymore.
Zhang Tianshi laughed, recited the spell silently, and solved the spell.
The big guys knelt to the ground, kowtowing, "Thank you for your growth."
"Don't thank me, you'd better be reborn as soon as possible. After all, that's the right way."
The big guys nodded, got up, and walked towards the door of the tavern.
The big guys just walked to the door when they heard a soft drink from behind.
"Is this store a place where you can come and leave as long as you want? To tell you the truth, as long as you enter this store, no one can leave!"
As soon as the voice fell, I saw countless wine jars falling from the sky, blocking the door tightly.
Zhang Tianshi smiled and said, "Little lady, are you embarrassed to take out the small carving skills?" After that, he pointed out his sword and recited the spell silently.
I heard a loud bang, followed by the smell of wine.
Everyone looked intently again, the wine jars blocking the door were all shattered, and the floor was full of fine wine and broken porcelain.
At this time, the young man came out with a plate of dishes, and was shocked when he saw it, "The shopkeeper, such good wine is used to beat people, is it a waste?"
The woman in the red skirt didn't answer, smiled and said nothing.
The wine on the floor exudes a strong aroma. After the big guys smelled the wine, they immediately yawned, walked obliquely back to the table, and continued to drink and punch.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Tianshi was anxious. He ran to the table and shouted at the group of drunks, "What are you doing? Didn't you say that you are going to reincarnate? Why did you come back and sit down and drink?"
The big guys laughed while drinking, "What are you doing in reincarnation? Now that we have wine and meat, and beauties to accompany us, is there a more moist life than this?"
Master Zhang Tian said, "But didn't you just agree to a good deal? After saying that you should go to reincarnation, how could you forget it in a blink of an eye?"
The big guys said angrily, "You Taoist priest, you are really long-winded, you have disturbed your grandfather's drinking, so quickly roll aside, don't get out, and teach you to taste the power of grandfathers!"