Chapter 1314: Ouch, ugly old man, do you think I was scared?

Master Azan was unprepared, and Wu Yingying was hit on the nose firmly.
With a puff, nosebleeds spurted out.
Upon seeing this, Wu Yingying laughed triumphantly, "Ugly man, this is how you offend me."
Mage Azan wiped off his nosebleed depressedly, and waved his hand, "Get out! You ladyboy, if you don't get out, you will be dead."
At this moment, Master Azan wanted to blast Wu Yingying away, but Wu Yingying thought that if she didn't leave, he would be rude to her. So he jumped his feet and shouted, "Ugly, what are you doing? This place is not owned by your house. What qualifications do you have to drive me away? To tell you the truth, the more you want to drive me away, the less I will leave. Anyway, I have time for my old lady! Ugh-wow-"
Before she finished speaking, Wu Yingying supported the big tree next to her and threw up again.
Master Azan not only smelled the peculiar sourness of an filthy thing, but also smelled a strong scent of alcohol. Thinking about her ferocious appearance before, he couldn't help but smiled bitterly, "It turned out to be a drunk chicken. ."
At this time, Wu Yingying was completely anxious, she wiped the dirt on the corner of her mouth with a tissue, jumped up and shouted.
"You bastard! You are not allowed to call my mother's nickname."
Master Azan laughed, "I just said that casually. I didn't expect you to be called Drunk Chicken. This nickname really suits you."
"Drunk your mother, did you call Drunk Chicken?"
Wu Yingying screamed and burped.
Master Azan looked at her and couldn't laugh or cry, "You said you are a pretty woman, why don't you find someone to marry you? Why do you fight drunken punches on the road in the middle of the night? Image."
"Married! Married! Why does each of you call me to marry? Men do not have a good thing? Men are all bastards! All of you men are liars!" Wu Yingying finished, crying.
Master Azan watched her crying into tears, and suddenly thought she was very interesting. The last minute she fisted herself viciously, and the next minute she covered her face, crying in a mess.
"Ohhhhhh, I said eldest girl, in the middle of the night, don't cry. If you are seen by someone who doesn't know the truth, you think I'm bullying you. Hurry up, wipe away your tears."
"Don't come over, don't talk to me, don't try to take advantage of me while I'm crying."
Master Azan smiled bitterly, "Okay, as long as you don't cry."
At this moment, a slight strange sound rang.
ChirpChirp
Although the voice was very slight, Wu Yingying heard it. She immediately stopped crying and looked at Master Azan in surprise, "Hey, ugly, what was it just now?"
Master Azan frowned, "You go quickly, don't stay here anymore."
Wu Yingying noticed that Mage Azan suddenly became flustered, and immediately became nervous, "What are you doing? What's the matter? What's the thing about that chirping? Why is that sound so flustered?"
"Don't ask, just leave as soon as possible."
"No!" Wu Yingying shook her head, "You have to tell me what that thing called Huan is, otherwise I won't leave."
Women are curious, and Wu Yingying is even more boring when she is still young and homeless. Coupled with her resentment towards men, she will never let go of any opportunity to molest a man. .
Seeing Master Azan panicked, she just planned to take this opportunity to tease him.
Master Azan waved his hand impatiently, "You'd better not ask about that thing. When you figure out what it is, you won't be able to leave again."
"Ouch, old ugly man, do you think I was scared?"
"I kindly advise you, if you don't leave, don't blame me for something that happened."
"Huh! Don't scare me anymore."
Wu Yingying has never been afraid of men, and she doesn't take it seriously what men say.
"I didn't scare you, I said it seriously."
As soon as she finished speaking, Wu Yingying immediately felt that a cold Bingbing thing was rubbing against her ankle, and then rubbing up her calf, and quickly reached the base of her thigh.
Wu Yingying stared at Master Azan with wide eyes, and said sharply, "What are you doing? It's best to get your dirty paws back!"
"What are you talking about? Isn't my hand always here?"
Master Azan raised his hand to show her.
"That's your foot rubbing my leg."
"Are you crazy? My feet haven't even moved at all."
Wu Yingying was scared now, and she trembled and said, "Huh? What is it that is touching my thigh?"
Master Azan lowered his head and saw that the thing came out of his crotch again and got into Wu Yingying's skirt, and he immediately stammered in shock.
"It's that thing, it got into your skirt."
"What is it?"
Wu Yingying looked down and saw the thing popping out of her skirt, snarling her mouth full of fangs, as if smiling at her, "Chirp—Chirp—"
At this time, she finally understood what was making the sound.
"Damn! Monster! A monster! Help!"
In the middle of the night, Wu Yingying suddenly saw such a foreign object, scared her half sober.
"I told you to leave long ago, you just didn't listen, now it has found you. Okay, please stop yelling, you yelled my head."
Wu Yingying opened her panicked eyes, looked at Master Azan, and then at the monster with a body like a snake with only one mouth. She suddenly understood what the thing was, so she shouted desperately like a frightened sparrow. Up.
"God, I understand now. This monster turned out to be your thing! You are disgusting! I have never seen a man as disgusting as you."
Master Azan sighed, "How can I explain this thing to you? It's not mine at all."
"It's not yours, who's that?"
Facing Wu Yingying's questioning, Master Azan was speechless, "You still don't ask so much. This is a long story."
"Since it's not yours, how could it grow on you? Aren't you contradicting yourself?"
Mage Azan sighed, "How should I explain it to you? This thing is stuck on me, it was not mine before."
Wu Yingying frowned, "Are you talking about tongue twisters? I don't understand at all. Are you lying? In my opinion, this thing belongs to you. Are you a monster yourself?"
When Master Azan saw the thing dangling restlessly, he felt his scalp numb. In order to avoid another terrible tragedy, he quickly reminded Wu Yingying.
"Stop the ink, go quickly! It's eyeing you now, if you don't go, you will really be in trouble."
As soon as the voice fell, I heard the excited roar of the thing.
ChirpChirp