Chapter 1590: Oh, Xiaobao's mother, why is there a big handprint on your Xiaobao's ass?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1197 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:44:39
After fighting against Zhong Kui, Master Azan felt exhausted again.
Master Azan said, "Hey, Master Zhong Kui, are you hanging up? Just a little incense offered to you by the old man, how can you stick to it now? You are not planning to consume me?"
Zhong Kui laughed loudly, "Idiot, it's either you or I'm draining you, you're draining your energy, and I'm draining your incense. Anyway, I won't give up easily. Don't cut your life roots. Son, I will never give up!"
Master Azan has the desire to die at this time, and Zhong Kui's move is aimed at his lower third. After so long, the offensive has not been reduced much. On the contrary, he is gradually weakened, weakened, and physically flexible. It's not as good as before.
Zhong Kui is just a ray of soul, and his body is naturally much more flexible than him.
Now, every time he turns and moves, Master Azan's heart is frightened, because his body's flexibility has deteriorated, and if he is not careful, his roots will be separated.
Seeing that Zhong Kui's Seven-Star Dragon Abyss Sword was getting closer and closer to his lifeblood, Master Azan could not sit still and had to think of a solution.
The so-called finding a way is to hide and rest. Although I slept for a few minutes, I didn't relieve my fatigue.
It's a pity that Zhong Kui chased too tightly, and there was no place to hide.
Remembering that before, Zhong Kui not only chopped the water pipe, but also cracked a few ancient pine trees in order to chop off his life, Master Azan shook with nervousness.
If you hide, you can only hide in the crowd, because Zhong Kui will never hurt the innocent. He is safest only if he stands on the ground.
After making up his mind, Master Azan immediately waved to Zhong Kui, "Hey, Master Zhong Kui, I am tired, so I won't play with you. I will go down and rest for a while and see you later."
Zhong Kui said angrily, "Hey, you rascal, you are not allowed to leave."
"Hey, Master Zhong Kui, I really can't play anymore, I have to rest. You can play by yourself first."
Wherever Master Azan dared to stay, he jumped and reached the ground.
At this time, the rockery was full of people, and all the residents of the community gathered to watch the excitement.
Master Azan plunged into the crowd, Zhong Kui holding the sword, where would he dare to chase him?
Master Azan laughed, "Anyway, I'm invisible, and these idiots can't see me. Master Zhong Kui, if you have the ability, you chase down and continue to fight with me."
Zhong Kui had to stay in the air, glaring at Mage Azan, with nothing to do.
Zhong Kui took the sword and roared, "Asshole, you can come up."
Master Azan smiled, "Hey, Master Zhong Kui, come down if you have the ability. If you don't dare to come down, don't talk nonsense."
Master Azan was very proud. He ran around in the crowd, patted the man on the shoulder, touched the woman's cheek, and took the time to pinch the baby's butt, which caused the sister-in-law and the young man to quarrel.
"Hey, you bastard, who didn't learn well at a young age, you actually ate my tofu."
"Who eats your tofu? You don't urinate, look in the mirror to see what you look like, Sister-in-law, I just want to take advantage of you, and I won't like you."
"Huh? You bastard, you obviously touched my face just now, but now you don't admit it?"
"Sister-in-law, your face is pitted and looks hideous. If you want to touch your face, you have to find a sandpaper to flatten it, and then touch it."
"Shameless, you bastard, shameless. Bastard, see if I don't beat you today."
Sister-in-law was insulted, of course she didn't do it, and immediately jumped up and fought with the man.
Everyone was shocked and persuaded the quarrel together, and the quarrel was a mess. Here, the sleeping baby was screwed on the buttocks, pained and cried.
The child’s mother hurriedly held the baby to coax him, "Baby be good, don’t cry."
At this time, a neighbor watching the excitement shouted, "Oh, Xiaobao's mother, why is there a big handprint on your Xiaobao's ass?"
When the child’s mother looked at the baby’s ass, her face changed a lot, and she shouted distressedly, "Which wicked thing did this good thing? You pinch the child’s ass, are you still a human? What animal did a good thing, give me get out!"
The crowd was unknown, so they all gathered around to watch the excitement.
Old man Wang and the manager also leaned over and found that the handprint on the baby's buttocks was bright red, which was obviously just pinched.
The manager frowned, "What's going on? It's okay just now, how can it become a mess in the blink of an eye?"
The sister-in-law grabbed a young man and came to the manager.
The sister-in-law said angrily, "This beast, just touched my face."
The young man sneered, "Sister-in-law, you can be my mother at all ages. I touch your face, so why not go home and touch my old lady's face."
"Don't talk nonsense, you just touch it, don't deny it."
The young man rolled his eyes, "Huh, I was slapped on the shoulder just now, who should I go to?"
The child's mother yelled, "Stop! Stop! Stop it all. My son was pinched on the ass."
Sister-in-law said, "What's a pinch ass, it's just a child's ass, my old face was touched, my fame is gone, alas, this wicked thing, I hate him. I can't go home and give it to my husband. I've confessed, today I want this little beast to look good."
Sister-in-law finished speaking, and grabbed the young man to fight again.
Everyone hurriedly stepped forward and stopped, and the young man cursed, "This sister-in-law is just a lunatic. It's okay to stubbornly on people. I'm unlucky today. Sister-in-law, are you paranoid? Go to the hospital and take a look. "
Seeing the crowds in trouble, Master Azan laughed triumphantly.
Old man Wang said, "Everyone is quiet now, listen to me."
Everyone calmed down and stared at Old Man Wang.
Master Azan coldly snorted, "What kind of bad old man is going to commit? I will listen carefully with my ears upright."
Old man Wang said, "Don’t make any noise, I think about it now, the sister-in-law’s face was touched, the boy’s shoulder was slapped, and the child’s was pinched. These strange things may not have been caused by one of us. ."
The child's mother said, "Who did that? Who is so wicked? Pinching my child's ass."
The old man Wang raised his right hand, holding the two teeth in the palm of his right hand.
"If I guessed correctly, it's probably the owner of these two teeth."
The child's mother said in surprise, "Huh? Uncle Wang, you mean, it was the monster who pinched the child's just now."
The old man Wang said, "He is not a monster. These two teeth tell everyone that he is a human. It's just that he behaves like a monster. We can't see him, but he is hidden among us."
At this moment, everyone was frightened and exclaimed in unison, hiding behind Old Man Wang.
The manager stammered, "Where will he be now?"