Chapter 2739: chameleon

Luffy frowned, "Mom, this captain is about to shoot immediately. Meow is not so bad this time."
Moyue smiled and said, "Luffy, don't worry. Although Meow Meow is only three years old, it has performed countless missions, and every time it can be saved, otherwise you will not see the lively and cute Meow Meow now. Up."
Luffy sighed, "Well, you quickly tell me what the next plot is like. I am very worried about Meow's safety."
Moyue smiled and said, "I know that you are a fan of Meowmeow. I am very worried about Meowmeow’s safety. I have already said that Meowmeow is a lucky man, and it will be fine. At that time, the captain of the guard found that no one was listening Ashamed of his command, he had to shoot himself. Before firing, he specially loaded the gun. However, when he was about to shoot, a person appeared in front of him in time and blocked the muzzle. I ask you now, who is this person?"
Lu Fei smiled, "Well, this person is naturally a dumb guard. Because the dumb guard said just now, he intends to let the captain take the blame."
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, this time, your pig's brain is not slow, and you guessed it is a stupid guard. Actually, I told you before that the stupid guard is not really stupid, he just It looks rather dull. Seriously, I feel that among the group of guards, the smartest is the dumb guard."
Lu Fei smiled, "Well, I admit this. It's like saying that the smartest person among a group of people is actually an idiot, such as Gao Peng. And that person doesn't seem very clever, even a little slow to respond, occasionally. The guy who can make all kinds of off-line reactions is the smartest, like me."
Moyue coughed and coughed, "I said Luffy, you can really praise yourself. Compliment yourself roundly, do you think this is really good?"
Luffy smiled, "What's so bad? I'm telling the truth. Although I look stupid, I'm actually smarter than them."
Mo Yue smiled and said, "Well, take advantage of Gao Peng's absence, you can hack him up, if he is there, Zhuanbao will have to fight with you again."
Luffy smiled bitterly, "Gao Peng is like that, he likes to fight with words, I let him every time."
Mo Yue smiled, "Luffy, don't justify yourself. If you really let him every time, how could you two quarrel so fiercely? As the saying goes, one slap can't make a sound. In my opinion , Every time you count the arguing the most."
Luffy frowned, "Okay, don't talk to me anymore. Hurry up and tell the story. I'll wait to hear the following."
Mo Yue laughed and said, "You just pulled it first. I think you pulled it so vigorously, so I'll go along with it. Okay, I'm going to talk about it. At that time, the captain was about to shoot. I didn't expect it, stupid. The guard ran up to him and blocked the gun. The captain was taken aback and said angrily. Hey, get out. Didn’t you see that I was going to shoot? You actually stood in front of me. My bullet is not long-eyed. I'm not irresponsible for hurting you. The dumb guard grabbed the captain's gun and shook his head vigorously. The captain, can't shoot. The captain pointed at Meow in a panic, and roared, I said stupid, are you? Didn’t you see it? The cat made a human laugh. The cat is obviously a monster and must be killed. After that, he broke free from the stupid guard’s hand and tried to shoot again. The stupid guard grabbed the captain firmly. His hand, said with a wry smile, Captain, that cat is not a monster. Captain didn't understand the behavior of the dumb guard, frowned, hey, what are you doing? Is the brain broken? How can a cat make human laughter. A cat like this that can make human laughter is not a monster, and what is it? You told me. Anyway, it seems to me that this cat is a monster. You quickly let go and let me kill the monster. The dumb guard tries hard. Shaking his head, Captain, no. You must not shoot. Captain is puzzled, don’t shoot? Why are you keeping this monster here? Are you crazy? The dumb guard laughed, I'm not crazy, I just thought Tell the captain that the cat can not only make human laughs, but also use human language to communicate with us normally. Before you came, we had a very pleasant conversation with the cat, ahem, that."
Lu Fei couldn't help laughing when he heard this. "This stupid guard is so funny too? Just now they had a long time dealing with Meow Meow, and they thought it was a very pleasant talk."
Moyue sighed, "Then how do you want him to express it? Could it be that they have been suspicious of Meow Meow's identity. In fact, until now, they still doubt Meow Meow, but no one dared to call Tom to confirm Meow Meow. Meow’s identity is nothing. That’s why Meow stayed here for so long. Okay, let me continue telling the story. The captain was furious after hearing the stupid guard's words, bastard, you are not playing me. One. It’s just a cat that can speak human language? How can this be possible? Meow listened to the captain's scolding, haha ​​laughed, captain, I do speak human language, it’s no surprise. You humans can still understand a lot. Is it a Chinese language? I can speak human languages ​​just like you humans can speak several languages. The captain was scared out of his mind, ah? How could this be? You are just a cat, a cat is a low-level creature , You can’t speak by nature, you can’t learn human language at all. The dumb guard coughs twice, Captain, this cat is different, it’s an agent. The Captain is even more surprised, from ear to ear, huh? What are you talking about? Is this talking cat actually an agent? The dumb guard smiled, yes, this cat is an agent, it is not an ordinary house cat, it is a cat agent. And It came here today and made an appointment with Tom. Hearing the dumb guard mentioning Tom, the captain's face changed drastically, huh? Did it actually come to look for Tom? The dumb guard nodded, yes, it was here to look for Tom According to it, it was an appointment to meet tonight. The captain is always a guy who sees the wind and is Tom’s flattery. The guards have long looked down upon him, but they are the captain, and Tom is very respectful. He, so none of these guards dared to provoke him. In fact, the captain was selfish and fickle, and the guards privately gave him the nickname Chameleon. At this time, the captain looked at Meow again, and immediately put the gun away, his eyes were Liang, greeted me with a smile, and said to Meow Meow, oh my god, this brother, hello, so you are the guest that Tom invited. Well, if you stand so high now, will you feel dizzy? , Do you want to come down and talk? Or if you have been on it for a long time, will you feel thirsty and hungry? Or should I get some dried fish and milk? Looking at the captain respectfully, Meow laughed triumphantly."