Chapter 3159: Perfume lily
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1246 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:52:25
Xiao Liuren couldn't help but couldn't help but, "Ah, the morning of the incident, this person's house was too busy? There was a terrible incident of a pressure cooker explosion."
Matchmaker Wang smiled bitterly, "Don’t underestimate the explosion of a pressure cooker, but it will really burn people. Think about it, what is cooked in the pressure cooker is liquid food at a temperature of 100 degrees. Liquid foods include porridge and soup. Once the pot is fried, these liquids are sprayed out of the pot. If all of them are sprayed on one person, it will be extraordinary."
Xiao Liu nodded, "I understand that once the pot explodes and the liquid food in the pot spurts out, if it is splashed by a pot of boiling water, it will feel like a hot pain."
Matchmaker Wang smiled bitterly, "Also, that Zizai's mother has amnesia, which is also terrible. This problem is very troublesome. In fact, after a certain age, too many or too few people will be a little forgetful. This is the same for me. When cooking, I often forget to add salt, or forget it right after it is finished, so I have developed a habit now. Before adding salt, I will taste the saltiness of the dish first. The taste of salt means that the salt has been spared. If there is no salt taste, it proves that I can safely add salt without adding salt."
Xiao Liu smiled bitterly, "It seems that this amnesia is not a special case, but a disease that humans tend to get with age."
Matchmaker Wang said with a smile, "Yes, in fact, when people get old, amnesia will grow wrinkles, white hair, presbyopia, and hunched back. It's the same reason, but it's just a common problem of old people."
Luffy frowned. "So, everyone will become forgetful?"
Wang Matchpo laughed, "Yes, as soon as a normal person is over fifty, his intelligence begins to decline. After sixty, forgetfulness and other symptoms of aging will appear. This phenomenon is normal and is only a precursor to human aging. That's it."
Moyue smiled bitterly, "Luffy, it seems that your story has reached the point where two teenagers are arguing over a flower in that girl's hand. Please continue telling it now."
Lu Fei smiled and said, "Okay. Zizai has already explained in detail about what happened on the morning of the incident. He even said that his mother had amnesia that he didn't want to mention, but that man's son Still unwilling to believe what he said, shook his head vigorously, no! Your story is really wonderful, but unfortunately, I am not interested in listening. Zaizai smiled bitterly, I said, brother, I told you what happened this morning, you don’t Would you still think that I was making up a story? The man's son sneered. You were making up a story. Zizai smiled bitterly, okay, then you can go to my house with me now. Zizai finished talking, reach out and grab his hand Unexpectedly, he immediately stepped aside, but accidentally stepped on the banana peel on the ground and slipped. He got up embarrassed, jumped up and shouted, what are you doing? You stretched out your hand to catch me, didn’t you want to fight, did you? , You misunderstood me. Why do I want to fight? I just want to take you to my house and let you see if my mother was burned. The man's son rolled up his sleeves and showed it to Zaizai. Did you see me? You fell to the ground just now, and the skin has been scratched. How do you say this? Zizai looked at the large scratch on his arm and was so startled to speak. Indeed, there is an obvious one on his arm. The bruise was rubbed, and traces of blood ooze out from the bruise. Seeing the greasy blood shining brightly by the sun, Zizai swallowed hard and whispered. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. The man's son saw that Zizai was irritated, and became even more angry. He grabbed Zizai by the skirt and roared, okay, you bastard, you took my woman and made up something that would blow up The story came to lie to me, and now you made me break my arm again. I must calculate this account with you. Zaizai smiled bitterly, I said, brother, you misunderstood me too deeply. First of all, I didn’t send that flower. Secondly, I didn’t mean to hit you at all. It was you who accidentally stepped on the banana peel and fell. So the thing you fell should definitely not be counted as mine. On the head. The man’s son said angrily, what? Do you still want to quibble? The fact is right in front of you. The flowers were sent by you, and I fell just now. I fell because you reached out and grabbed me. Huh? Zaizai smiled, I said, brother, don’t talk about that flower anymore, do you know what the flower is in her hand? Now, the man’s son was dumbfounded, clutching his scalp, thinking for a long time. Stuttering and authentic, the flower has white petals, a very big one. When he said this, he even stretched out his hands to compare the shape of a flower, as if the flower was being held in his hand at the moment , Frowning, coughing and coughing, it smells very fragrant. This morning, almost the entire classroom is full of the fragrance of that flower. It is a very beautiful flower, but for someone who knows nothing about this flower, I I really don’t know the name of that flower. Zizi smiled, let me tell you the name of that flower is Perfume Lily. This kind of flower is indeed very fragrant. The man’s son was stunned at first, then he seemed to realize it. Roar like, look, you all know the name of the flower, do you dare to say that the flower was not sent by you? Zaizai laughed, I said, brother, what is your logic? , I know the name of the flower, must I give that flower? Your thoughts are really ridiculous, right? Do you know how much it costs to buy a perfume lily? The man's son shook his head vigorously. I don't know that. I told you just now that I don't know anything about flowers. Zaizai smiled, well, I already guessed that you don't know. Let me tell you. The price of a perfume lily is 80 yuan, do you think I might have 80 yuan to buy a flower to give to girls? The man's son sneered, why not? How about your New Year's Eve money? Zaizai smiled, New Year's money? You think at our age, even if uncles, aunts, aunts, uncles, oh, and grandparents, grandparents and grandparents gave the new year's money, can that money be in my hands? To tell you, I'm just a of wealth. If I get lucky money in my left hand, I have to give it to my parents in my right hand. I can't get the money at all, so how can I afford to buy flowers for girls? I'm really not afraid of your jokes. I usually only have a few dollars in my pocket. It can be said that it is not more than ten dollars. I will ask you now, I only have a few dollars. The florist owner is willing to sell me an expensive perfume lily. ? "