Chapter 3598: a family of three
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1373 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:54:23
Luffy smiled, "Well, after listening to it for a long time, I suddenly found out in horror that the whole thing was not the monster with the human head and pig body, but the origin of the monster with the human head pig body."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Wait a minute, I found myself a little confused. Why is there such a monster with a human head and pig body? And is it still such a reason to shock the world?"
Luffy sighed, "Seriously, I was also shocked by the so-called truth. It turns out that the strange little animal is the product of the combination of man and pig."
Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "However, normally, if a normal person does this kind of thing, he can only think that this person is abnormal, but now, the person who does this kind of thing is actually a fool, and this kind of thing is - Keke, I don’t know what to say."
The village chief smiled, "Okay, you guys don't want to discuss it anymore, let me continue. The silly cow laughed triumphantly after speaking. The other two adults present, the village head and the uncle, were completely scared. Stupid, especially the uncle, shivering for a long time, suddenly picked up a pole placed by the wall, ran to the sow, picked up the pole and hit it without thinking, you bastard, get me up and make this It’s embarrassing, do you still have the face to lie in my pigpen? The sow was lying peacefully on the ground and was beaten for no reason. She tried to get up several times and wanted to escape, but she seemed to be because After giving birth, he was weak. After standing up several times, he couldn’t stand up, and he was concerned about the little piglet under him. In the end, he didn’t stand up, but turned his back to the uncle and tried his best to use his weak body. Protecting a few little piglets. When the silly cow saw it, he ran over immediately, said angrily, stop! You are not allowed to hit it, it is my person. You are not allowed to touch it. Uncle can't laugh or cry, sneer, your person? , That's a good point. Silly boy, I think you are really a worthless guy in your life, do you know that no woman will like you, this useless idiot, so you simply find a sow to solve your physical problems? You She is a coward and a fool. The silly cow said angrily, I don’t care what you call me, anyway you must not hit him. It is my woman. As soon as the voice fell, the monster with a human head and pig body suddenly squeaked again. Scream. Silly Niuer coughs and coughs, and my children, you must not discriminate against them, I will definitely protect them. Uncle look at Silly Niuer and the strange-shaped pig in his arms, and then Look at the sow lying on the ground that seems to be swearing to protect her child. She can’t laugh or cry. Well, it’s great. A family of three is all gathered. The silly cow said angrily, I’ve already said it, you dare to hit it again, I Just fight with you. Uncle laughed, idiot, you are so great, are you planning to fight me hard for a pig? Silly cow angered, I don’t care how you insult it, but I just don’t allow you to hit it .You can hit me, and plan to never allow you to touch it. The uncle feels very depressed, so he lifted the pole and wanted to hit it. I was caught by the village chief, forget it, don’t hit it again. Uncle angered, this is simply too much. It’s not like words. Village chief, tell me, if this kind of thing spreads out, how will it be? It’s just a pig, and it’s just a pig who actually did such an unconventional thing with people. If you say this thing is known to everyone , How should I behave in the future? What will people think of me? The village chief sighed, I said, little brother, don’t be nervous. Now that things have reached this point, even if they know the truth, they will only think that everything is The responsibility of this fool and the sow is not your responsibility. As you said, you are very busy, you have to go up the mountain to get hogweed, and you have to feed the pigs and clean up. You are so busy every day. A spinning top, you don’t have any free time to take care of this sow, and you can’t stare at it 24 hours. Uncle sighs, yes, I know, it’s not my responsibility at all for things to happen like this, but I still feel very Annoyed. I’m so busy that I don’t have enough time to guard the pigsty. That’s why this stupid idiot takes advantage of it. Entering, I made my pig, and gave birth to such a monster who is neither a pig nor a pig. Why is it so embarrassing for me? Moreover, this sow is too unbelievable, just let this fool follow her? No, don't stop me, this sow, I must teach it well, why did it dare to hook up with men among humans? The uncle got more and more angry, lifted his pole, and wanted to hit the pig again. The village chief hurried forward and grabbed his hand, brother, why bother, what use is it for you to hit it? It's just a beast, and the beast doesn't understand anything. Moreover, animals have no ability to resist in the face of powerful humans. If this kind of thing happens, it is also a victim. Wouldn't it be unfair to hit it? The uncle sighed and put away the pole angrily. The village chief, you said so well that my sow had with humans and gave birth to such a monster that is neither human nor pig, but you told me, call me Don't fight it? You said, I don’t fight it, who should I fight? The village chief sighed and did not answer, just turned around and looked at the silly cow. At this time, the silly cow was still holding the little pig and looking at them silly, the uncle smiled bitterly, I understand, what you mean is, I shouldn't hit the sow, I should hit this with insufficient brains, right? The village chief sighed, little brother, this kind of thing, I have lived for dozens of years, it is the first time I have met, who should be beaten, I don't know, you can figure it out. The silly cow smiled, oh, didn't you want to hit me? Since you want to hit me, come here, let's go on together, and get the ink. The uncle saw that the silly cow was so arrogant, he stomped his feet with anger, bastard, you are too much, don't think I dare to beat you. To tell you the truth, if it wasn't for you to be a fool, I would have beaten you to the ground. You bastard, it's really shameful. Make my pig like this and dare to come out and shout. I really wish I could kill you with a pole to relieve my hatred. After the uncle was finished, he planned to carry the pole again, but was clinging tightly to the village chief. Okay, I can't beat him. Hi, or else, you wait here first, I'll call someone to go. The village chief turned around and ran, but was caught by the uncle. The village chief, you are confused, this kind of thing is too shameful, as soon as we know it, it will be over. Don’t call the whole village. If everyone in the village knows, how can I behave in the future? The mouths of people in the village, as you know, those aunts and aunts, chewed their tongues to death. The village chief smiled bitterly, don't worry, the person I called to you will not make the shame of today. You, just stay here and wait for me to come back. "