Chapter 3600: I want to beat you!

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Well, the analysis is really detailed. In fact, the beginning of the whole thing was because the sow gave birth to a monster with a pig body. After you analyze it a little bit, it has risen to psychology. In terms of category, it seems that this silly cow has not only brain problems, but also mental problems. The unrecognizable status of oneself you mentioned just now refers to mental illnesses?"
Mo Yue nodded, "Yes. This poor fool, indeed, not only has IQ problems, but also has mental illness."
The village chief sighed, "Okay, don't quarrel anymore, let me continue. The village chief turned around to go, but was caught by the uncle. The village chief, you can't call someone. You With a shout, everyone in the village knows, so how can I behave in the future? The village chief laughed and said, I said, little brother, you think too much. I will call people later, I won’t be bluffing, I will just say The caller shouted. Don’t worry, there is such a strange pig in the village. My village chief’s face is not glorious, so I will never make everyone aware of it. Even though the uncle is to the village chief Uneasy in every way, the village head still left. The uncle wanted to chase him out and catch him, but when he turned around he saw the silly cow holding the monster looking at him, and the old sow too. Lying on the ground, looking at him quietly. It feels awkward to be stared at by six eyes at once. So he wants to run, but doesn't know how to leave. He always feels that the six eyes behind him blink Staring at him without blinking. The uncle couldn't help but turned around, and just saw the three of them looking at him together. He immediately got a lot of hair. He opened his throat and shouted, hello, you three, why are you staring together? Look at me? Are all three of you crazy? Silly cow sneered, we stared at you because you were funny. Uncle was startled, haha ​​laughed, eh? Yes, I was funny, I was so funny. I raise pigs and work hard. In the end, the sow I raised was ruined by your bastard. Now that the sow has given birth to such a monster, you thinks I am funny? You are too much. The silly cow smiled, hum, you nasty guys, put the poor pigs in the pigpen, fattened them, and then slaughtered them for meat. When you did all this, did you think about it for the pigs? Have you ever thought about their feelings? Uncle laughed, it seems that you are a fool, you make me think about their feelings? I don’t have the idle time to think about the feelings of pigs. Talking about these stupid pigs, they are human After being carefully raised, you should devote yourself wholeheartedly. For example, the meat on their bodies, their blood, their hearts, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are all food for us humans. They are human food. You say , Now you let me think about the feelings of those foods? I don’t have that idle time. The silly cow said angrily, hum, because of your stupid thoughts, so you won’t realize the thoughts of these poor animals . So, you hateful humans should receive retribution. When the silly cow said this, holding the piglet, he approached a little bit, seeing that his posture meant to rush over. Uncle looked back, there was nothing behind him. One person was a little panicked. Because after the village chief left, he was left alone in the pigpen, facing this strange family of three. It is indeed a little panicked to be stared at by such a family. The uncle looked at them. The posture was wrong, he immediately opened his throat and shouted, what are you doing? Don't let you come near. You give me back. Silly cow sneered, uncle, I'm just a fool, is it possible that you are still afraid of me? Uncle sneered, joke? I’m afraid of you? Just a little kid like you, believe it or not, you can’t find North anymore? The reason why Uncle said so was just a bluff. Because now, in the pigpen, he can't find a helper. However, there were three opposing him. Although two of them were pigs, all of these six eyes stared at him directly, making him uncomfortable. Silly Niu'er seemed to see his guilty conscience, deliberately approached him step by step, scared him to back away unceasingly. The uncle retreated to the gate of the pigsty three times, and he actually retreated to the gate of the pigsty. Uncle actually didn't notice, he knew that there was a cool breeze coming behind him, and when he looked back, he found that he had already retreated to the gate, and then looked back. , The silly cow still hugged the little pig, and approached him step by step. This time, he couldn't help but burst into flames. He opened his throat and cursed, you bastard, your brain is really problematic, you keep step by step Come here, what are you going to do? Say it. Silly cow sneered, uncle, you have lived an age, can't you see what I want to do? Okay, I won't circumvent you anymore. We both belong to the same village, so you and I must be called Uncle. I just tell you the truth. I want to beat you! The uncle has already seen what his purpose is, but now, listening to him personally say it, I can’t help but feel a little surprised, huh? You bastard, what are you talking about? You want to beat me? Have you forgotten that I am your uncle, or your elder, how dare you beat me? Silly cow sneered, uncle, you said it so well. Yes, in terms of generation, you are my uncle and my elder. Juniors shouldn't beat the elders. It is said that if the youngers beat the elders, they will be struck by lightning. Uncle sneered, just knowing, then you still said you want to beat me? I think you are not afraid of retribution? The silly cow nodded hurriedly, afraid, of course I am afraid of retribution. Especially being hacked to death by thunder, this method of death is really miserable. Emma, ​​I still remember that there was a Wang Laizi in our village. Wang Laizi was an authentic rogue. Not only did he dominate outside, but when he returned home, he couldn't understand his parents and brothers and sisters. As a result, he was not killed by thunder. It is said that at that time, his body was found in the ruined temple at the entrance of the village. I don't know why the thunder was so powerful that day. The ruined temple was collapsed and his body was pressed under a pile of bricks and tiles. The whole person was squashed and looked really pitiful. At that time, all the people in our village ran to see it, and I went too. Seeing his corpse, almost all of it was covered by bricks and tiles, and only half of his head and hands and feet were exposed. Some people speculate that the reason why he looked like this at the time should be that he found that the thunder was very fierce. He couldn't get home for a while, so he ran into the ruined temple to hide. Who knows, the thunder was too fierce. The ruined temple collapsed. After the temple collapsed, others were pressed underneath. However, he probably didn't stop breathing immediately, so he used the last bit of strength in his life to crawl out desperately, but he only climbed to the point where he pulled his head. It's just the extent to which the hands and feet are exposed. "