Chapter 1:
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Master Is Pregnant
- 随宇而安
- 2279 characters
- 2021-03-03 06:31:20
Chapter 1 Chapter 1
In this place of Chen Guo, the rich is the master, men are rich, three wives and four concubines, women are rich, three husbands and four servants, in the true sense of equality between men and women.
But being called a master is actually quite unpleasant to me. What I said back then was a flower in ten miles and eight townships, screaming, my three-seven girls were called three-eight...
By the way, on that day, I was squatting in the backyard to eat a little chicken, and I heard Lian'er running up and shouting, yelling: "Master is not good, Master is not good!"
I hurriedly stuffed the little oil chicken into the flower garden, wiped my hands on my body, turned my back and raised my head and glared at her: "What are you shouting? Master, I'm fine!"
Lian'er stuck out her tongue, her small face flushed, obviously panting.
"Master, the third son and the fourth son are quarreling!"
I have a headache, why is it noisy again, can I stop it for two days?
"Let the second son go to the chaos!" I waved my hand and said.
"Second Young Master is out!"
"Master!"
"The old man is taking a nap."
I was depressed, I was annoyed, I pulled my hair, and I ran away after hearing a crunch from the front yard.
Mother, my antique vase, my jade glass, those prodigal sons, look at the master to be rich and die, right?
When I ran to the front yard, according to incomplete estimates, the ground was broken at least two thousand taels. I was so distressed that my eyes burst into tears, and that was a little oily chicken that could last a few lifetimes! I looked up and said softly to the fourth son of Joe, who was lying on the roof, "Baby, stop making trouble, come down..."
When Qiao Si heard what I said, instead of obeying me, he took Qiao on, turned his face away, snorted, and remained silent.
The gnashing teeth in my heart, do these two threes and fours at home have to toss me to death?
Turning his face, he saw Tang San holding another vase in his hand, oh oh oh, the tribute to the front! I tremblingly stretched out my hands, "Darling, put the vase down and be careful to hit your feet."
Young Master Tang San was obviously upset because I was talking to Qiao Si first. He hooked his mouth and forced a sneer. "Master, do I look more like a soft persimmon?"
No, neither of you are alike, sir, I am a soft persimmon...
I am depressed, I am annoyed, I pull my hair, I received such a bunch of "courtsmen" because my mind was caught in the door. I knew that Qi was not a blessing, and the ancients did not bully, but where can I return the goods? Lord, I robbed the ship in the morning!
"Si'er, don't climb so high, it's dangerous. San'er, don't take this vase because it is too heavy." I persuaded me from left and right. The left and right are not people. The servants are gentle and considerate. Why are these two like gunpowder? The barrel!
Have you ever seen kids getting angry? That is not to coax, the more you coax, the more energy they are getting!
I heard a crisp sound, my two hundred taels were gone again, and I couldn't bear the stimulation. I twitched my heart, and yelled twice, slowly lying on the ground, yelling in my mouth: "Ouch, it hurts me to death Now, my heart hurts..."
I want to lie still in Lian'er's arms, half-opening my eyes to observe the situation, Lian'er cleverly, loudly said: "Master, what's wrong with you, master, don't scare me, master, your hands are so cold!"
Where is my hand cold, my heart is cold...
Tang San ran over, grabbed my hand, and was obviously shocked: "Master, are you okay? Is your heart hurt again?"
I nodded bitterly.
Qiao Si also jumped down from the roof. I took a sneak peek and didn't fall.
"Lian'er, don't you ask Xiao Wu to go!" Tang San shouted.
Lian'er let out a cry and hurried away. Qiao Si pulled me out of Tang San's arms and asked worriedly, "Does my heart hurt?" He stretched out his hand to my chest.
Tang San pushed his hand away, angrily said: "Master is not angry with you yet, you get out!"
I choked silently, I was angry with you two.
Qiao Si was stunned by this wave, and I was fighting with Tang San. Oh, my heart...
I yelled and interrupted their battle smoothly again.
Alas, sooner or later I will get sick with anger.
"What's the matter with the master?" On the other side, Yan Wu came in lazily and with a smiling voice, and Tang Sanqiao listened to it and hurriedly made room for him. Yan Wu, the old fox, must know that I was pretending to be sick when I heard Lian'er's description. Alas, I was pretending to be ill. One day when I was really sick, he would come so freely. Lord, I would die unjustly. Up.
But I pretended to be so many times, and I was still unsatisfactory against Tang San Qiao Si. Sure enough, my darling loved me. Hey~
Thinking of this, I feel sour.
I was furiously drawn by Yanwu, one hand falsely put my wrist on my wrist, "Um...I was in a hurry, the old illness relapsed, and I need acupuncture." Regarding Tang San Qiao Si's reaction, he took me back to Yan Garden.
I leaned against his chest, sobbing. "Little Five, Lord, I really want to die."
Yan Wuliang said, "Master, you have left you for thousands of years of evil, and if you have my genius doctor Yan assisting him as a torture, you will definitely not die."
I twitched the corners of my mouth and pinched his chest.
He hissed, gritted his teeth and said, "Master, you have eaten the little chicken again!"
Oops, missteps!
The greasy hands betrayed me, and the smell of the little oily chicken on my body certainly can't hide the nose of the genius doctor!
I hurriedly changed the subject. "Xiaowu, where did your brother Tao go!"
Yan Wu frowned in dissatisfaction. If it weren't for two hands holding me, he would have reached out to pinch me-he had already pinched a pinch on my waist. tears……
"Tao Er wants to raise you rice worms. Where is it like you are so leisurely, hiding in the backyard and stealing small oil chickens, let him know... Hmph, hehe..." Yan Wu squinted his beautiful eyes, showing his desire I have an ugly smile.
Cut, if the threat is useful, my lord, I have no bones left!
"When will Tao Er come back?" I was unambiguous and asked him directly.
"It's three days slow, and if it's fast, you can see him during dinner."
Alas, "When did he leave?"
Yan Wu despised me. "You are full of little oily chickens, so you didn't care when Tao Er left?"
I flattered and smiled: "Where, I still care about you, I knew Yan Xiaowu must stay at home and wait for the master to call me!"
Yan Wu twitched his mouth. "He left yesterday and said that he was going back to Baihong Villa. The owner of the house put aside his big business for you to make money and raise the ‘court man’ for such a scourge. It’s really sad for those who hear it, and those who see it shed tears!"
What kind of genius doctor do you think he is going astray. He wants to go to the tea house to tell the story, and the restaurants have to go bankrupt. He wants to be a lobbyist. We Chen Guo had already entered Kuma and set off Nanshan!
"Xiao Wu, my leg is not hurt, you let me down." I hung around his neck and said after seeing Tang San Qiaosi's sight.
"Just tell me, do you want to abolish Tang San Qiaosi's martial arts?" Yan Wu asked me seriously.
"Farewell. Didn't they show their true ability when they quarreled?" If the firepower of the young master Tang Sect and the young master secret door were to be fully opened, my Li Mansion would have been in a mess.
At the beginning, I said that family fighters are not allowed to use force. I really am a visionary-among this group of people, I am the weakest in combat effectiveness.
Whenever I think about this, worry comes from it, and it cannot be broken...
I looked at the position of the sun, and thought of the half-little chicken that had been thrown in the flower garden. Seeing the time, the master should get up too, why don't we go to some cakes?
After slipping away from the back door of Yanyuan, I went straight to Shenyuan.
Shen Yuan is hidden in the bamboo forest, and when you look at it from a distance, a coolness blows on your face, making me feel relaxed and happy!
Before people arrived, I shouted: "Master, Yuer is hungry..."
In the Xiaozhuxuan, the fairy in the white clothes and the blue silk shawl is my master.
Without saying anything, I crawled directly onto his lap and nestled in his arms, and smelled the tea fragrance on his body that was different from Yanwu. I sighed comfortably. The scent of medicine on Yan Wu's body was good when I first met him, but after a period of time, I smelled it and changed my color.
Our Lord Shen of the Li Mansion is really different. He is solemn and solemn, gentle like water, and elegant like a chrysanthemum...
The master rubbed my heart and said with a smile: "Just came from Yanwu?"
I sighed, "Master is fortune-telling."
The master smiled and pulled out a herbal stalk from my hair. Then Yan Wu, loves to make these be careful. I knew he would not wait to see my master because I called others screaming, only the master is special. .
I held him and rubbed the tip of my nose against his chest. "hungry……"
He must take a half-hour nap every day at the time. After waking up, he will drink tea and eat some refreshments, then dance, read ink, read books and play chess. This habit is like a day for several years. If someone interrupts his rest, he will not Furious like Tang San Qiao Si, but the arc of the corner of the mouth will be reduced by three points, and the smile in the eyes will be reduced by seven points. My master has always come down from the court. He is very gentle and must have a very smile in his eyes. Someone once said that when there is no smile in the eyes of Lay Dongli, it is when the country of Chen is destroyed.
Although this is not true, it is not far away.
Shenyuan’s refreshment chefs are first-rate and unique and delicious. Even a carnivore like me can’t help but move my index finger.
I almost ate two dishes with the master's hand, and sucked his index finger by the way. I looked up and saw a pale pink behind his ears. The ripple in my heart, even the heartache of losing the little chicken was cured.
"Yu'er, don't steal little oil chicken in the future."
My smile froze on my face.
Why don't you just steal a little chicken? What is it, it seems that I have committed a crime, and the master is still so heartbroken...
The master gave me a hug and kissed my forehead-really perfunctory-knowing that the former Prime Minister has a thin face, I will be content. "Yu'er, you are not in good health. You must take good care of yourself. Don't be greedy for a while."
Master Master, really is a good teacher.
"It's been a long time, I haven't eaten meat for a long time..." I was depressed, I was worried, I pulled my hair. "Master, there is no meat to eat, it will die..."
"I've seen the recipe that Yanwu arranged for you. How can there be no meat?"
"Ah!" I wanted to cry without tears, "It's all medicated food, without a bit of oil and water, I want to eat delicious and greasy roast chicken!"
"Yu'er..." The master sighed again. I blinked my eyes and looked at him, swallowing my saliva at his white and slender neck. My eyes were like autumn water with smoke, and my lips were like cherry blossoms. No wonder so many people broke love for him. Intestine, he stuck a flower on my tuft of cow dung...
Pooh! Zhuge Liang has said that it is not appropriate to belittle oneself and to refer to unjust!
"Master, it's okay if you don't eat little chicken." I scratched the wall-if there is no wall, just scratch the master, "Let me eat you!"
As soon as the words were spoken, I knew that I had violated the lust.
No way, for the master nympho, this problem will not be corrected for many years. When I met him when I was seven, I knew I had been planted in this life.
The master's body stiffened, but he probably got used to it, and soon returned to normal. "Wait when you don't steal it." The master said lightly, making me stare at Venus.
Don’t steal it, just eat it honestly?
The words of the ternary champion Shen Dongli cannot be understood on the surface...
I held my cheek in contemplation, took another hit on my forehead, and looked aggrievedly over my forehead. I saw the master staring at me in shame, anger, shame, and anger, which I called "angry". "Don't think about it."
Master really understands me...
I ate and drank, and lay in my master’s arms and listened to the piano for a while. After listening to the master telling a few stories in a low voice, my eyelids gradually sank, and I realized that there was a very important thing that I had not done yet, what is it... …