Chapter 25: Idiot selling idiot

The incident at Liaoyang Stupid Foods Co., Ltd. passed by for a while, but when the laboratories of the people were really upset, the food industry and the competent authorities were a little nervous. The laboratories were located in the courtyard of Liaoyang Normal University At the time of completion, Liaoning University and China Medical University respectively dispatched branch directors and leaders equivalent to department-level cadres.
Booby Food announced that it will build four distribution systems! Start bluffing enough. But then the big names in these food fields were laughed at by the strategic layout announced by Dumb Food. According to the ridicule of the insiders: China Fools Food Group has established four flagship stores around the world, which are located at the corner of the second floor of the second floor of Muyushi Shopping Center, Liaoyang City; No. 27, Main Street, the first floor of Kyoto Shopping Center, Liaoyang City; and a high school in Liaoyang City No. 322 Opposite Youth Avenue, bedrooms along the first floor of No. 2 building in the dormitory building of Laoji Power Plant; at the intersection of Liaoyang Tiexi Freight Railway and Zhenxing Road, the original railway duty room.
To put it bluntly, there are four foolish food sales counters set up along Liaoyang City's largest shopping mall, the highest-end shopping mall, the most concentrated place of cultural industries, and along the road that the industrial zone must pass. In the beginning, there were only two hundred eggs per counter, a salesperson.
The worst thing is that in the railway duty room, the room was hot and hot, and the uncle who was asked to ask the price did not dare to leave the house: the eggs in the morning market are only two pounds a pound, you broken eggs, skin The thief was so thick that he even offered a price of ten yuan a catty, and the bargain was not enough! What a shame!
But what these people didn't notice is that the eggs of the idiot food are not in bulk, but in bags. They have been weighed before they are placed on the counter, and the weight and price are clearly marked. There is one for every ten kilograms of eggs. The pesticide and chemical fertilizer residual test certificate issued by the laboratory is issued by the Liaoyang City Food Quarantine and Inspection Bureau for the certification of pesticide and chemical fertilizer residual content. At the same time, there is also a certificate from the place of production, the producer to the receiver, the inspector, and the laboratory supervisor Reports and confirmation signatures for the various procedures of delivery, delivery, and sales. The cost of this series of procedures alone is not less than twenty dollars.
The thunder and thunder of Liaoyang Stupid Food Company were small and the sound of the thunder was loud. As a result, a flat fart broke out and it took 1 million to build a laboratory. As a result, four small water pipes were opened to tickle the water. The amount of goods is 800 pounds of stupid eggs, that is, 8,000 yuan, of which 3 yuan 5 for a catty for farmers, 2 yuan for freight, and a net surplus of 2,500 are deducted. But if you deduct the daily wages of the seven signers on the chain, there are 2200 left. I saw a lot of them, but don't forget that there is a cost to test fertilizer and pesticide residues. The reagents purchased from abroad cost 10 yuan per test, which deducts 400. This is not over yet. The safety certificate of the Municipal Food Inspection and Quarantine Bureau has a cost. A blank document is eight yuan, and two yuan are signed and certified by a person, which deducts 400. That leaves 1,200 yuan. Then, you need to deduct 10% of the transportation damage along the way. If you ca n’t sell it, you can only throw 10% of the garbage dump. 160 pounds of eggs are lost every day. As a result, the four counters will have a net loss of 400 yuan a day!
If we calculate the rent again, we will lose 25,000 yuan a year, which is one hundred
two hundred and five
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This time, idiot food has become the laughing stock of the food industry in the province. Someone was secretly angry, so he passed the small account to the public. As a result, all citizens in Liaoyang knew that Liaoyang Stupid Food was not only selling stupid people, but also stupid selling stupid people!
Especially when the salespersons at other people's homes are all beautiful girls and young daughters, you know this stupid food counter, and the salespersons are all dumb guys from Laoshangouzi. The sloppy look is just like "Eggs are two cents, and one dollar is not sold."
Someone asked Wang Bin, just holding your son in such a mess?
Wang Bin smiled: It's okay, he can afford it.
Just kidding, I threw in a million dollars in vain, and what a loss of 32,000 a year.
In the end, the Liaoyang Food Inspection and Quarantine Bureau was also embarrassed. You said that your general food industry came to you to go through the formalities, and you may not come back once a year or two, so it is not bad for these ten dollars. Right? Although this proof document is actually a blank document and then signed two words, it is nothing more than dozens of meat buns.
However, the stupid food is opened one day and one day, and one is sold for one, and the thief insists that the 20 kilograms of eggs be inspected once, and the paperwork is issued once.
This is a "big customer". One month after opening, I have used up the old documents of the past five years, and directly created economic benefits of more than 9,000 yuan for the bureau! Moreover, there is no need to bear responsibility. People are the most advanced scientific laboratories. In our bureau, documents issued in accordance with the conclusions of inspections are reasonable. This security is selling a lot of blank paper for one month and taking so much money. The key people still lose money, and you are not enough friends.
Therefore, a group of leaders of the Food Inspection Bureau also deliberately found Wang Bin, who was not at the top of the dragon, and said that we are also a unit of integrity cooperation. The money in the instrument can give you a discount, and how much you can lose. The subtext is: If one day you lose money, our business will be yellow? A blank piece of paper and a signature cost are overestimated. We are willing to make a long stream of water.
Wang Bin very warmly thanked the director for the intention of going to the door, and took out the tax payment slip of the paper mill that he loved that month. The above is 576,122 yuan.
Then Wang Bin said: Leader, we pay so much to the country in one month, no less than these 88,000. Besides, we all carry out according to the rules and regulations. We pay as much as the regulations stipulate in the bureau. It is not good for you and me to say less to pay this amount of money. And we need so many certificates, but also responsible for all citizens. When the eggs are sold, the inspection certificate and test report are given to the citizens.
The director was glad to leave, and the idiot was willing to pay, and it still paid, then we can feel at ease, Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. My broken office should also be renovated, and by the end of the year it should be a bonus for the hungry blue-eyed men.
Such a "nonsense" behavior of idiot food has made people familiar with the food industry come to the society. In July 1997, a rumor spread in the society: "Bomb food is really great, A pound of eggs and two chickens. Loss of two hundred and five days in three days.
After the final exam, Li Lin saw Wang Ai in a good mood, so he smoothly learned this to Wang Ai. Unexpectedly, Wang Ai laughed out of breath, and it took a long time to slow down. Li Lin is n’t laughing, neither is it not laughing.
The two walked to the school playground with a smile, and said, "Li Lin, this is someone who has settled the bill for us. We have lost money and made everyone clear."
"I never understood, we lose money every day, why are we still doing this?" Li Lin's face questioned.
Wang Ai smiled at him and said, "What do you say?"
Li Lin shook his head. "I don't understand, but in the business, if you lose money, you can adjust the price and increase it by one dollar. Otherwise, you can reduce the price and take the volume."
Wang Ai flossed his teeth and walked to the toilet paper stand outside the school ’s store. After a while, the school team gathered, bought some paper and wiped the sweat. Looking back, Li Lin still had a tangled face, and laughed: "I'll say it again, listen first, You will always understand. "
Li Lin listened.
Wang Aiqing cleared his throat and narrowed his face: "Fool song, creator, Wang Ai. Everyone calls me a fool, everyone knows that fool is good. Fool has a good heart, fool has high credibility. Fool has many friends, but fool has few enemies. You I have a wonderful plan to move Jinshan, and I have a well-established reputation! "