Chapter 2322: The new show begins (below)

This matter hasn't gone deep, it's just a kind of talk, without any value, even if it is He Ming, what can it be? It's useless. Numerous audiences will still pay various entertainment companies with astronomical bills. Commercial companies don't care about it. What does it have to do with them, it's just that the abdominal muscles are cool again.
And there is no doubt that everyone knows that it must be the abdominal muscles brother. This is a super low-level Holmes thinking, because the gift from the name and Guo Bang’s business card are impossible and impossible for other people, like Xiaohao completely Not so "boring". The reality is that Xiaohao has done this to countless people around him, and his family will also rebel. What do you mean? Don't give me a bottle and give someone a complete set? My old lady fights with you!
They are still special waiters.
King Ellen, referred to as Ellen for short, in general, Ellen, also known as Ellen, immediately continued to ask He Ming: "Brother Abdomen has been with a brand-new self-made girl in recent days and has made your daughters obsessed with a huge success. Have fun in the times?"
"Hey, is it the Candy Girl era?" He Ming made a very interesting expression, that is, his body language changed to clasping his hands and ten fingers, while the two thumbs were pressed together and lightly touched. It is not a smile, it is very funny, especially when it appears on the face of Abdomen, it is also "cute" that countless Internet veterans appreciate.
The super stunner female anchor or five teachers and a lot of people in the celebrity area laughed. Ordinary people can’t make such a
tidy
collective smile, so in the past, the audience and the stage performances of the Chinese Spring Festival Gala were all in advance Rehearse it and make it into a show, otherwise any star's brain will be flooded with a roar in the "live broadcast": Long live the well-known, the flower of freedom will bloom all over the land of the flower of evil in China.
How did you let the court stand down?
And the people here, the universe people of this era, all perfect mortals have incredible emotional intelligence, so they can laugh collectively.
Neat and perfect.
After making such an expression, He Ming nodded slightly and said, "Of course, it must be very happy to do variety shows with young and energetic girls."
"Of course. A waste of uncle time." The already very experienced abdominal muscle research expert immediately explained this way on various TV stations, including step-by-step explanations of He Ming's body language and facial expressions, although almost countless viewers could see it at a glance. He Ming's reluctance, hypocrisy.
"Wow, so speaking, do you like doing variety shows with young girls? Not us ‘mature’ people?"
Allen took the opportunity to express his humor again, this time He Ming shrugged easily and raised his eyebrows. Then he said: "Yes, men like young girls, maybe some men are not, but I... yes!"
"Haha!"
Allen started to pick up a cup of exquisite coffee but didn’t drink it. This was a big advertising prop, and then she continued the topic: "Brother Abs, first congratulate you on your incredible, greatest and most successful again. Only you can have this. It is a possible adventure. Now the audience friends and we all want to know some details. So I started asking questions?"
"Okay." He Ming pursed his lips and smiled. It's really boring, and the problem is very nonsense, but the audience just wants to see, just want to understand, after all, now he has long refused to be extracted, memories and other things, so he can only know a super great adventure through primitive methods The thoughts of the client, even though the client is... what thoughts can he have? His grandma's.
Allen took a sip of coffee and then immediately picked up something that was never found on earth in the past. But the very famous food in the universe is called "melaleuca", which is a fig-like fruit with a thousand flavors, usually the size of a baby's fist. She slowly ate and said: "First of all, you should Didn't think of the real process? How prepared are you for it? And how do you deal with unexpected situations?"
He Ming put his left hand on his chin and made a thinker's expression. Because his physical condition belongs to the giant spirit among the ordinary human body, especially the strong and slender hands and feet, he is like a god, believe me. The mortal Napoleon is too pretending to be a super male model of the 21st century. Never believe that a great man is unparalleled, appearance and appearance are the key points. The star is already the most impactful person on the earth in the past, and unless this era is ushered in Otherwise, you can see that a dictator like Saddam is not as good as the actor in his own blockbuster movie. The wealthy king is domineering and so on.
Of course, an actor like the of the mortal dynasty is completely inferior to the of the mortal, super simple, no one is handsome and tall. Domineering. In other words, the actor has failed. No way, the Chinese race is not like the Middle Eastern race to find the big guy easily.
He Ming said after finishing the action of being handsome but even more handsome than really handsome. "To be honest, I have not considered this adventure at all. This adventure is prepared by my Huade Liu Zhongguang brain and is responsible. For almost all issues that need to be considered, I am a simple and direct adventurer. Just be responsible for doing coolies."
"But there is no coolie like yours." Allen showed a classic smile. It is rare that when he eats Melaleuca, there is still no indecent details of the flesh embedded in his teeth. He Ming doesn't care about it, don't care at all. No one cares, including him.
Then it can also be said that she eats fruit or some energy or strength in her mouth to further digest, turn into powder and eat it and then clean her teeth casually.
Allen continued this big adventure topic. He Ming answered almost all the details before the topic was finally over. It was really boring for He Ming, but then Allen immediately said with an expression of abnormal expectation:
"Brother Abs heard that the incredible life essence of that bone is said to have been made into some ultimate products called Ultimate Destiny, Diamond Power, and Sand of Magical Power?"
He Ming said with a smile on his expression: "I really don't know this question. It should be the latest one. Maybe I should go online to check it out? Log on to some of my private information websites to check it out? Because countless jobs have countless people, organizations I’m doing it, and I don’t even have time to look at the information."
"Of course. Find out for yourself, but it's really... the perfect product." Allen laughed again with a classic expression and said to the audience: "Friends, I believe you must be, salivating. "
"Salivating!" Numerous live audiences suddenly yelled in unison in the legal opportunity to yell, and then some of them were indispensable:
"Brother Abs, I love you!"
"XXX look here, I am your fan!"
"I am here! I am here!"
"Alan Allen!"
"Allen get out, let Teacher Kangxi speak!"
But only a few seconds later, he immediately returned to the absolutely silent world again. And the guys who are too much, unless the backstage is too good, it is a top qualification that spends countless money on the TV station, otherwise you will get out next time, don't think, come in!
He Ming understood it, and as expected, the idea that commodities are the best use of countless peerless goodies has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. So, except for the incredible life essence in the bone that has been stored, some of the others, some, and a very small amount are grandly commercialized.
Some products are the kind of incredible life essence like sand, there is only one, but it is matched with some other ordinary super power life essence. Or used for high-grade single-sided gold to strengthen again, as if this is full of infinite possibilities, which is exactly the same as a miracle.
Then there is a feature that the price is so high that you have nothing to say, but some products that really have practical effects and fully utilize the effects are a small cup of incredible life essence. It's all... You can only look at it, because you can't afford it.
He Ming can't afford it either.
Because the seller, it is generally Xiaohao or some of the second generation of abdominal muscles who started the journey of bear children, and their partners, Xiaohao children, Guo Bang children, all gave a super long number casually. Into cash. Okay, you can't afford to sell the multiverse.
"Understood, it turned out to be like this." He Ming nodded. At this moment, there was a teacher, Teacher Wang Zhonghua offered a cup of black tea: "Brother Abdomen, you have worked hard, take a cup of tea and rest, this is..." Started to say advertising words.
"Do you advertise like this? Also. Don't use such a small cup, okay, I just use bucket-sized cups."
Despite saying this in his heart, He Ming drank it very cooperatively and said: "Good tea, good tea." He pretended to overwhelm his head, and his voice was immediately changed to "good bad, good bad" by netizens.
The cosmic people or the earth people are really not birds of this kind of advertisement. But there is no way, you must have it in your life, otherwise how do you know what is the top product?
It can be said that sometimes advertising is a means of proving oneself, and then infinite consumers flood in.
But there is no doubt that this top-quality black tea must be very delicious, like in the past, only a few taels in a year were blown on the earth. What kind of spiritual energy is absorbed? Compared with this kind of tea, the Longjing tea on the table can wash and sleep.
In fact, the production of tea on the earth nowadays is already...a display, and humans on the earth absolutely don't want to consume, unless they are the losers, poor ghosts, and fools who have returned to a state of extreme poverty.
This time it’s Zhao Yaying’s super stunner female anchor who wants to post it on Abdomen again, but she pretends to be very serious: "What do you think about this product, Abdomen? Can it make something greater? The top super power of this era can help break through a hundred cosmic forces."
He Ming thought for a while and said: "If there are enough, it will not be a dream, but a dream come true. But if you try to consume this product, it will really... just go bankrupt."
The people burst into laughter again, and the super stunner female anchor even smiled at He Ming, not because of what He Ming said, but some meaning, and they all knew each other.
She also started to advertise. At this time, she actually picked up an overflowing glass of beer? Then it was sent directly to He Ming. If you change to someone else, touching your fingers is a dream.
Due to the long period of time, the beer company behind this glass of beer, as well as the countless related companies, are all a wild dance: earn money!
Then naturally, the stock skyrocketed!
However, it was only a few seconds before Zhao Yaying asked, so Allen immediately added: "So, those products are all furnishings? But is it possible that these furnishings will be gifts tonight? It was given on the spot with our TV station. The gift of the lucky draw opportunity."
Today, the super stunner female anchor has a big chest and no brains and almost becomes a nympho, but if she knows that in just two hours, what a terrifying great man has been serving a terrible great man with her virgin attributes and extremely large skin and super skinny? "Little brother" knows this state is not surprising.
And the great little brother didn't roar ten times in mere anger, making the super stunner female anchor extremely hot "blasphemy" and it would be worse for him to lose his face and lose consciousness.
So it's really...very dedicated to be able to show. Including my abs. It's cool to have a trick that is not as cool as the other hundreds or thousands of tricks. It's really nonsense to go to "serving the people" for hundreds of hours.
He Ming didn't have the naughty girl just now, just shrugged and said, "Of course there is no problem."
"Wow!" It's just that the countless on-site audiences are very excited, but that's all. The site claims 56 billion audiences but it can only be more, because of the sacrifice of location to accommodate more audiences. There is no way, countless fans can't afford to offend. 56 billion intelligent lives are not a single element for this era, and the entire population of this era is as big as a universe... shit.
Allen continued: "Well, gentlemen and ladies, the private time of Abdomen is over. It is the same as every time, perfect. Next we want to invite a top great man from the earth and human world, in the Abdomen Before the age of my brother, he was already a world-class Uranus superstar, and he is Liu Tianwang Andy Lau! He is now going to announce an amazing news: we are never tired and always at work, a model of human dedication on earth. A symbol of diligence, In this era, the entertainment industry, the big man in the entertainment world, Dehua is going to-let him announce it himself!"
"Damn Allen!" countless audience members yelled very cooperatively, "but we just love you!"
In fact, what about Bird Dehua? They, the universe people are indifferent at all. For example, human beings on the earth can't remember, Dehua, Liu Tian Wang Dehua? Who is it?
Especially in the western world and not in China, people in the Asian world don't know which bird man Andy Lau is?
The meticulously prepared music sounded, that is the Uranus superstar of the earth human world-I don't know if there is water, anyway, He Ming doesn't know the real reputation of the person, and the critics of poison tongue artists and reputation evaluation agencies dare not. There is no need to comment on the "Uranus superstars" of the earth's human world. This is a stupid behavior.
Because the elites of human beings on earth are as scarce as the giant pandas on earth in the past, and your countless bosses are human beings on earth!
And the music background is also the famous song that Liu Tianwang was in the mortal era, not to mention the rise of the abdominal muscle brother He Ming, no one was born, until today. Then He Ming couldn't recognize it, but he was always seventeen or eighteen, oh, okay. Fourteen-fifteen-year-old Liu Tian Wang Dehua came over.
He also sang a meticulously prepared and relatively short song titled: "The Ice Rain Has Been Falling: Not Seen Temporarily".
Then it was over in a very short time. I just believe that countless live audiences or audiences in front of the TV set off countless online searches immediately, making this Liu Tianwang probably hot, and it is really a mess.
Liu Tianwang finally walked to the center of the show. He wore a very chic and moving suit of a top master. Not only was he extremely gentle and elegant, he also successfully expressed his boundless handsomeness as an example of human beings on the earth. He is worthy of being a Chinese star in the earth and human world. The top elite. In contrast, He Ming is a tall and strong peasant's son, a working people, who is in charge of the fringe of urban and rural areas.
Well, there are a large number of "　" general-purpose top bodyguards in the shampoo shops in the fringe of urban and rural areas. If migrant workers don't give money, they also use force to get migrant workers.
But relatively speaking, the current Liu Tianwang is taller than the mortal Kobe in the past, and stronger than the mortal Schwarzenegger in the past.
When he meets fellow fellows of the world, He Ming can only shake hands with others in an enthusiastic manner. In fact, he hasn't been to the earth for many years, right? Well, the average index is almost the same. Anyway, you don't need to do something with the abdominal muscle brother. Today's Super Universe China has long been the top developed civilization standard, at least for the Central Guangbrain who governs the country.
"King of heaven, hello!" He Ming said with a look of troublesome rejoicing. "Since we met on the earth, it is now and now when we meet again. Looking back on the past, there were many sighs and sighs of cherishment, I hope you It's really good."
"Haha." Liu Tianwang laughed several times, and then said seriously: "Thank you."
Although He Ming's doesn't make sense, there is absolutely no need to study it in depth. He is definitely not a pun guy, sometimes just talking boring nonsense, absolutely, don't, deeply understand the words of Brother Abdomina.
It is more superficial than you are trying to understand the farmers' "what to eat tonight?", and get completely wrong results that would not happen.
Liu Tianwang sat down next to a teacher, and Allen immediately said: "Heavenly King Liu, first of all congratulations to your recent investment and shooting of the millionth film, the top film of this era, "The Dragon's Descendant: Goodbye China" 》Has achieved another very successful box office. On average, thousands of top movie blockbusters are shot a year. Your professionalism and work enthusiasm are the high standards of some of the most diligent and intelligent races. You do this for the earth and humans. The best proof of dedication and enthusiasm for work proves that humans on earth can also have this kind of professionalism and unparalleled work enthusiasm. May I ask, what experience do you have and why are you so hardworking? And you want to dislike some What do the working earth humans say?"
Liu Tianwang said sincerely and deeply: "Thank you Dongfanghong Zhiyue for giving me this very influential opportunity. It is an opportunity for the top media platform in countless universes in this era. Then I want to say that this is the Chinese of the earth humans. I am Chinese. Don’t think of people from other countries as Chinese, and don’t think of Chinese as human beings on the earth, because I am Chinese and the Chinese are the smartest, most diligent, enthusiastic, and active among humans on earth. The upward race, other humans on Earth do not have the same diligence characteristics as the Chinese."
"Of course I am not blatant racial discrimination. I just want to explain that my achievements and my enthusiasm for hard work represent the Chinese people. It does not represent the human beings on the earth. It does not represent the very large earth and human world now. ."
"As for the motivation and experience of my dedication and passion for work, I think it should be that I just want to work and want to make continuous progress. Just like that, there is no other reason that can be explained, and I don't want to say about it. The following guidance. Because sometimes some people are very hardworking, some people just never want to work."
"Oh~EbookFREE.me~Thank you. Yes, I made another common sense mistake just now. The human beings on earth are not equal to the Chinese, and the Chinese are not equal to the human beings on the earth." Allen continued to ask Liu Tian after showing a classic smile. Wang Dao: "The film works of Tian Wang Liu about you, as well as some of the works on entertainment information, are also quite amazing to maintain this era. The creation of humans on earth is always the first work and has generally achieved great success. What experience is there? ?"
Liu Tianwang just smiled and looked at He Ming and said, "There is only one secret: because I am an earthling, and I am a Chinese among earthlings. Our planet, our world, has an abdominal muscle brother, so success is It's getting easier."
"Oh! That's the case. If I had my abdominal muscles on my shoulders when I was looking for a job, I would have come out on top."
Allen pointed to the camera and smiled and said: "Here is a famous saying of human beings on earth to describe: Envy, jealousy and hate!"
"Hahaha!"
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