Chapter 433: The teachers don’t have the style of my abs

Chapter 433: The teachers don’t have the style of the abdominal muscle brother
It took 20 minutes to quickly enjoy a super meal, including eating up 20 desert sea crabs in one go... So I used up 2 bottles of high-quality soy sauce. If it wasn't for the gods and demons, the tongue must be numb.
However, the life of the gods and demons is perfect. After eating 20,000 bottles, the body will automatically handle everything without any bad reactions.
Then there was only five minutes, after hurriedly brushing his teeth, he poured a half bottle into his mouth. It was definitely "My Yida", and he left the hotel. The disc has been waiting for a long time, and many fans screamed. , A group of people stood there like a ghost, and then appeared above the disk.
More than ten seconds later, He Ming came to the sky above his junior high school, stopped at a kilometer, and looked down from the sky, with super vision clearly seeing:: Several relatively large white buildings constitute the main body of the school. Six or seven years have passed. Too much change; on the left there is a large playground as big as a football field, surrounded by colorful flags. The playground was densely packed with rows of students.
It’s almost the same. None of the students can sit on the chairs comfortably. Many students stand with their heads up and look up at the sky. Many people point to the big trucks on the wide oil parking road on the other side of the playground. point. The joy of smiling is beyond words.
Of course, more students, looking at luxury Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mercedes-Benz... He Ming’s super vision clearly sees the way many students look at sports cars: sleepwalking, panic, domineering...
The students with domineering eyes looked determined to win. He Ming thought, definitely in order to inspire himself, expect Goddess of Luck to love domineering and unparalleled.
I'm definitely not confident in my heart-just kidding, so many people draw a lottery, one in seven to eight thousand chances, too... nonsense.
With fewer people in the school, He Ming found that it was obvious that the students were not as amazing as they used to be. I have read the school information before and I know that it is because their generation is at the peak of the population, so the number of primary school students is as high as tens of thousands, and the number of junior high school students is as high as 15 thousand.
In addition, because Malanshan City is not well developed, families who are capable, wealthy, or value education for future generations go to the city. They would rather work and arrange for their children to go to school in the city.
There was a smile at the corner of his mouth, He Ming thought, sure, necessary, absolute, after today, maybe just thinking about now, they are destined to cry without tears, or have been tortured by their collapsed children, crying silently in their hearts-ah, old God...I can’t afford an Apple phone...And, God, the students from the capital’s private noble middle school want to transfer to Abdomen’s school, of course, not for boring Apple phones, advanced laptops, etc...but In order to establish a relationship with the abdominal muscle brother, will he die in the future?
I really don’t know the blessedness in the blessed land! No wonder suffer and be poor for a lifetime.
Looking at the table below, at 11:58, He Ming's heart moved, and the disc fell quickly and steadily. Suddenly a large number of students shouted with unprecedented passion and boldness, "Ah, the aliens are here, no, abs. Here comes brother! Abdominal muscles come here!" Hundreds of major radio stations around the world surged up immediately.
They rushed here from elementary school at high speed a few minutes ago.
Time is too tight, I still have time to eat, how about them? Boil it for a while, and wait for the abdominal muscles to start talking nonsense, there must be time to eat a wonderful little snack, green vegetables, radish, boiled meat, not much, not much...
Falling on the ground, He Ming waved his hand towards the rostrum and walked on the red carpet. The junior high school students seemed to welcome the God of life, so enthusiastic, passionate, and screaming-yes, every supermarket this afternoon , The golden voice of major pharmacies must sell well.
"How are you? I don't think I need to introduce myself anymore, right?"
"No, no! God of the earth, long live the abs!"
"Who doesn't know the Abdominal Muscles brother at the End of the World? In my deep boudoir's dream, he reads his brother's words, looks long for love, and reminds the heart!" A middle school student with glasses attracted He Ming's attention with a very noisy voice.
He Ming was stunned for a moment, and then he clapped his hands at the man: "Good words, good words! You are so talented!" Chen Ziqi and others around him couldn't help but laugh. What a talent, he came up with crooked words instantly.
The shooting team, various shots naturally scrambled to take this scene. The people around the world who had just had lunch or were preparing for dinner began to laugh again, but because of cultural errors, the subtitles of Citi People translated into: "Who in the world? I don’t know Brother Abs? Women are calling brother in a spring dream. Thinking of brother, my heart hurts..."
The appeal of this live broadcast is so huge, naturally, some experts quickly made the original translation on the Internet.
As a result, Citinet netizens shouted: "Cheating!, what a bastard, get out of here! Quickly replace this ignorance of Chinese culture!"
The scene was very noisy, with young heads pouring up everywhere. He Ming couldn't help sighing. Compared with elementary school students, junior high school students are roaring packs of wolves, including female wolves. Please don't scream so much. I am not a star, I am a national leader... and elementary school students are silent lambs. Very quiet little lamb...
Therefore, it took a lot of time to shake hands with the junior high school students. The scene went into chaos, and one after another rushed to He Ming to shake hands. The excitement was equal to Jin Sun approaching the elementary school students cordially and Justin Bieber fell among a group of fans. Fans...Of course, both of them are rich people, who have already practiced toad kung fu, and will not be exhausted.
He Ming understands them. In this world of China, elections have been implemented at the grassroots level and in certain places, including prefecture-level cities. After the founding of the People’s Republic of China, the people have always been in a state of freedom, and freedom inevitably produces individuality. The so-called personality means that a Chinese person in a certain time and space looks at Citigroup, so the passion flying is incomprehensible and very envious, a state of understanding but not being able to do it.
And now, these students at the scene are in this state, and because they are junior high school students-like almost everyone, He Ming is also a junior high school student, knowing that this age group is very passionate, like a world , The colorful and wonderful world suddenly opened up in front of your eyes. Don’t say anything else. Just looking at the chick is not about feelings, but whether the face is pretty or not, whether the stand up...
To put it simply, start estrus and compete to express yourself like a beast. For mating rights.
And Huaxia did not suppress them. In addition to not being too presumptuous, such as bullying other students to prove themselves men. Another example is early love, because the latter will give birth to some bad conditions-big belly.
Therefore, so many passionate and unrestrained people gathered around, which belonged to one of the most loyal and ardent fans of abdominal muscles on the planet.
My heart is relatively calm, with a cynical mentality. In fact, the superintelligence agrees with Solomon's knowledge that it is just the self-love and self-pity of a low-level carbon-based monkey. If you don't use language packaging, you will be melancholy or neurotic. To put it more simply: stupid...b.
Well, the masks were almost washed away by the fanatical fans, He Ming quickly regrouped, gave up his own style, replaced the golden sun's performance mode, and shouted: "Come back to school to see the younger brothers and sisters, everyone has a good life. Do you need to work hard to study?"
Due to the effect of the abdominal muscles, as soon as they were replaced by ordinary people shouting, they would definitely be despised by a group of high-profile junior high school students picking their noses: "Where is the neurosis? Didn't see the uncle's left face with a'bitterness?' A'b'? It is recommended to look from left to right, of course, you can also look from right to left... In winter, my little brother is very cold, even if you are a man, you don’t mind."
Instead, He Ming shouted, naturally flattering, everyone is innocent, cute, well-behaved and sensible junior high school students. Never be late, leave early, never compete with the teacher, never have any thoughts about beautiful female classmates...
The staff came in to help, and finally escorted to the rostrum. And teachers, men and women in beautiful clothes, in the global live broadcast, especially without the corner of the eye, light telepathy knows that they have played the most tender moments of their lives in various shots, including those with well-developed limbs. The physical education teacher, who is rare and well-dressed, played the level of deceiving the lesbians to be more gentle on the night of their own destruction, smiling, and let everyone sit back.
The junior high school students who were fortunate enough to shake hands with He Ming became heroes, or female heroes, doing their best to show off; if they didn’t hold their hands, they didn’t even see them at close range, they couldn’t wait to shed tears until they sat back in their chairs. : Not for the abs, but for those idiots.
Usually a selfless, homeless person who can pluck the stars and lay the moon for them, but at a critical moment, I know the truth that everyone, especially the female seniors, often talks about, how simple, sincere and charming.
That is: the man can be trusted, the sow will go up the tree.
Translated into a literary style, that is: When a man can rely on, you might as well open the window to see your sow. She was smiling while holding flowers on the tree.
Sitting on the rostrum, He Ming glanced at him, and saw rows and rows of eyes that seemed to look at God, look at Tathagata, and see his father’s hot and moving eyes. He immediately gave a bitter smile in his heart, feeling that this did not match his dream. It doesn't feel at all. In his dream, he will take the heavenly soldiers and generals, stepping on a colorful cloud, and return to school. All the classmates, teachers, crying and clamoring to be his little brother and dedicating to his soul all.
But how is it possible to come back many years later? The person in memory can still study abroad for seven or eight years, just to wait for him? Many years later, the abdominal muscles come to visit? That's not funny. In reality, many classmates either don't go to university, or they've already created the next generation, and they are busy on the road of trials that are corrupt and suffering in an instant.
My gaze stayed for a while on the familiar scene nearby, and finally stopped in front of my classroom: I recognized it at a glance, because just like the elementary school, the teacher was decorated with lanterns and colorful flags, flowers and so on. No shortage.
It's definitely a firefly in the night, like a walking on Chunxi Road and surrounded by a height of 1.7 meters on both sides.
In the classroom of the elementary school, He Ming took a break in the middle of his speech, and then went in and took a look. It turned out that he had nothing to say. His desk, no, it should be said that the seat he had sat in became a first-class, high-level , Noble, a desk and chair made of yellow rosewood, no, it should be said that the emperor's throne...
It is really a blessing for the abdominal muscle brother, and the latecomers enjoy it.
Of course, He Ming decided to wait and see, sit down, take photos...mainly because, compared to the immortal life, everything now passes too fast, maybe in the future there will be no chance to even remember. Forever buried in super intelligence, so clear, so long, so strange memory.
Let the feelings flow quietly, He Ming felt that he was divided into two people, one sitting here, the other walking quietly in the memory... a memory caused by my current identity and ability: I am so strong, But I was once so weak but so happy? Of course, you have to choose, not to live forever in that kind of memory and life, but to the present self. If you continue to be lucky, you must kill the sun demon, shock the multiverse, and become a powerful and demon among the mighty gods and demon! A legend forever and ever.
Of course, this kind of memory, this kind of arrogant heart, is directly positioned by the super intelligence: the very stupid carbon-based monkey's common inherent stupid idea! I hope you don't act stupidly because of this.
And another person, with a natural face that is extremely fascinating, incredibly handsome, gentle, and handsome, is destined to make many female students on the scene, more women in front of the TV, and a deep understanding of the sentence: "In the most correct age, encounter The worst person, Sister Feng fell in love with Nicholas? Cage, tragedy."
The perfect creature in perfection spoke with a perfect voice and began to say perfect words:
"When I returned to my alma mater many years later, my heart was full of tears, and the smile on my face could not conceal the sorrow in my heart. It is difficult to rejuvenate a country, life is not easy, and I am getting a little trivial result (people around the world are beginning to cry again:'Brother, you are God, isn’t it a success? We are Nyima Air?’) I returned to my alma mater, one is to have a simple look, and the other is to see everyone, and talk about the experience of the pioneers in life, so that it is convenient for the juniors and sisters. Go a little bit crookedly. Of course, before speaking, distribute the meeting ceremony first, so that everyone can speak in a more pleasant and rewarding environment."
A large number of staff who have been preparing for a long time began to work, and the junior high school students on the spot were all, "Oh oh oh!"
"Posted, posted, posted!"
Of course, junior high school students shout, "Brother Abdomen, every word of your speech is the mantra of God and the truth of the Buddha. Sincere, true, and wisdom. We wish you every day, every moment, every second Speak to us! This is the opportunity of my generation who have waited for countless reincarnations! Classmates, don't you think?"
Another spectacle brother excitedly shouted, the next moment, he enjoyed the first time in his life, no, it quickly became a wonderful taste.
"It's extremely correct, like the sun on your head, the abs is the truth!"
"On that day, I shook all the sutra buckets, not for superfluousness, just to touch your fingertips. That month, I was crawling on the mountain road, not for admiration, just to stick to your warmth. That year I turned to the mountain, no To cultivate the next life, just to meet you on the way." Another row of female students read love poems together?
He Ming smiled and didn't even look at it. Let's go to bed, go to bed early and grow up, without acne.
However, He Ming heard that poem for the first time. When he turned off the microphone, he said to Chen Ziqi beside him: "Not bad, good poem." As a result, someone in the entourage said: "Poems on the Internet are not original."
"One time I waited for a thousand years, my clothes became wider and he didn't regret it. The sun is up, my brother will return." It was the glasses brother, because he was at the front, shouting a new word.
He Ming knows that Ah is absolutely original, because no one was waiting for "brother" in the past, he was still a man, no, boy, so many talented boys.
The meeting ceremony is distributed from back to front, and those who get the gift endure to open it, and on the surface it is flattering, but on the inside it is for the limelight. After all, live broadcast globally, there is absolutely only one chance in life. I definitely want to go home and make a video, the treasure will die.
Junior high school students already have elementary thinking skills, so they understand a truth: when you get an iPhone, you can play whatever you want day and night. Brother Abs only spoke once, and if I miss it, I'm absolutely sad.
Therefore, people around the world are eye-opening, not to mention the domestic hilarious. Citi people admire the Chinese from beginning to end, from hair to toes, "It's so terrible, all of them confess beautiful poems without thinking, with confident smiles, how charming. In comparison, our country is like them. A student of this age would be dumbfounded to multiply and multiply the number within a hundred digits. Including adults who need the help of a computer or mobile phone. It's stupid!"
All the great writers are possessed, and their literary talents are so full that their language teachers are moved. If they hear it-and now, the teachers will never hear any beautiful and moving language, because they have gone to play on the iPhone, God , Or two for one person? He just laughed out of his teeth.
Since the country has not yet been founded, the exchanges with the world are very wide, and because the country is relatively poor because of the richness of the people, even if education is more important to the country, the teachers are relatively poor, especially in poor places like Malanshan City, where there are only public schools and teachers. Our wages are in the municipal government's finances.
Therefore, it has been poor, poor! This valuable product of Apple mobile phone is still the latest version (a version that exceeds a certain time and space) once it is held in your hand, and then it is a high-end laptop that you can’t put it down, and everyone does not choose Apple computers-because of the existence of the Internet, about the prizes Everyone knew that the best kind of notebook should be chosen, it is the most valuable, and it is not a problem to run down almost all high-configuration games on the market.
Well, during the self-study class, I will be blessed, playing in Battlefield, or Call of Duty 9, some idiots' stupid behavior under hormones must be very calm, and there will be no bad thoughts of madness in the past.
However, the teachers’ eyes brightened and they knew that this was the beginning... Especially the teachers of He Ming, who took ten times the reward and swallowed their saliva, using all the restraint in their life to control themselves, not to show the best of themselves. Yes, the most wonderful, the one who brought everything, honor and wealth is the same as that student, don’t laugh!
Ten Apple mobile phones, at most one hundred thousand fast; ten high-end laptops, at most one million! What is ten times luxury? At most millions! What is a big Benz? At most one million, maybe Ferrari, Lamborghini, nothing, at most two million.
So what about the treasure of science and technology — the most likely one on the Internet is the "anti-cardiovascular aging agent"... Of course, it is better to remove it than "anti-"
Just as modern civilization is inconceivable to primitive civilization, the high technology of the dead world, even a very backward potion, is so developed on the earth that it has passed through a thousand years!
And for such a medicine to eliminate cardiovascular aging, the most conservative doctors dare to say that if an elderly’s cardiovascular system is restored to its youngest moment and maintained for a long time, then the life span will increase by 40 years. In a word: it's too easy!
The reality is helpless and hopeless. Of course, the monopoly is helpless, painful, and swears at this kind of medicine, which is clearly priced at 30 million yuan, regardless of the image, because... Whether it is the rich man or the scalper party, every moment and every second, there is only one sentence "Sorry, it’s sold out..."
There is absolutely no customer service, no gentle and kind response, because this is the arrogance of the monopolist.
Brother does not beg you, only you beg brother.
Therefore, when the teachers looked at the materials, they would almost inadvertently find out, and then spread the news to each other in "horror"-first, there were so many kinds of medicines, not money as money. Then there are many multinational companies and large foreign groups, such as Microsoft, Apple, etc., which are definitely creditworthy, and they actually release it directly on the official website. Yes, 100 million yuan is required for anti-cardiovascular aging drugs, unit: US dollars.
What a moving number? Many young teachers finally couldn't help it, their saliva flowed down, and the giggle finally came up. Including He Ming's teachers.
When caught by the camera, people all over the world sighed. Facts have proved that the kind of obscene smile of the abdominal muscle brother needs a strong heart, because looking at their teacher, how embarrassing, silly, how unbearable to witness...
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