Chapter 86: Abdominal storm

He Ming drank a cup of Qimen black tea made by Zhou Qingyun. To be honest, he was not very particular about drinking tea. He usually just tasted the tea with a bottle of Master Kong black tea, but Zhou Qingyun was different. How could he be so rich? Don't pursue the standard of living.
Today, He Ming went to Dongtianfudi early in the morning and was busy killing ghosts underground in the afternoon. Under the protection of the inner guard, Zhou Qingyun's family also had a tiger, free porters and free bodyguards, and He Mingsan Followed by my subordinates, they went shopping everywhere, buying advanced things.
　　 In the past, I could only experience eye addiction through the high-end glass counter, but I couldn't afford the goods, but now I see it and buy it.
　　 The Chinese economy in this world is very prosperous, because it has basically moved towards a capital road under socialism. It can be said that it has adopted the high organizational power and high concentration of socialism, and also adopted the high freedom of capitalism and the rule of law and democracy.
　　 In this way, a large number of pre-war landlords, local tyrants, and big capitalists have not been hit, so the economy is prosperous, the rich are getting richer, and a large number of rich people with huge consumption power have formed.
　　 But the poor are still poor. The country adopts the policy of making the people rich and the country strong, and the chairman and other top leaders like to play hegemony and the army. Of course, they cannot do without a large amount of military spending.
　　 So there is only one result, the rich are the rich, the poor are the poor, and once the poor become the rich among the rich, shopping spree is absolute, and you can see what to buy and what to buy.
　　 He Ming showed a mean smile on his face. The network address he posted was specially processed by the network department of the internal security forces. In other words,
　　 It is difficult for anyone to find him through his Internet location. To find him, he must first engage in a very fierce battle with the Network Department of the Internal Security Forces, but at that time, He Ming had already changed his position.
　　 So, He Ming can post freely. In his own bar, he has a special ID that belongs to him. The name is, Hey, Abdomen. Actually, it is taken from Hey, Hitler. It is arrogant.
He Ming created a post and thought quickly in his mind. Zhou Qingyun also smiled and looked at him, knowing that He Ming was about to come up with a bad idea again. Looking at it, Zhou Qingyun also felt that He Ming was taller, stronger and better. Basically I went out 175 cm and came back 177 cm this morning. 95 points of coolness becomes 99 points. The brightness of the eyes changed from 100 points to 120 points.
"My husband is getting better and better, I don't care about the reason." Zhou Qingyun thought, using a laptop to surf the Internet, and began to post a post saying, "Brother Abs is going to be shocking. How many fans He Ming has." Ah, the atmosphere started to explode instantly.
　　 He Ming has created a post called, My Hell, which is completely real.
　　How are you evening? I am the emperor himself. I will post a photo to prove it-He Ming posted a photo, which immediately triggered a large number of replies. However, the technology of the China Network in this world is very advanced. The host and the replies can be separated, so a large number of replies will not affect He Ming's posting, the host who is not very popular, immediately went below several thousand floors.
　　 Just from noon to afternoon today, I found the indescribable nightmare in an abandoned building. There are pictures and the truth.
He Ming began to frantically send pictures. The grimace in the mirror immediately caused a lot of screams. Some people thought it was a PS, but soon there were more and more pictures with text, "Look, real grimace. It is angry. Isn’t it scary?! I’m not scared to death or I won’t be able to post!"
　　 After sending out the grimace in the mirror, Zhou Qingyun was screaming just now. He Ming drank a cup of Qimen black tea. I heard that this is the top black tea, and it tastes better than Mr. Kang's black tea. He Ming looked at the comments, and most of them expressed fear, truth, and the first time they saw it, it was incredible.
　　 But this is just the beginning.
　　 He Ming smirked and put on a heavyweight photo. It was the moment when the "crow" was killed. There were countless grimaces, various animals, various lives, some of which must be alien creatures, unprecedented and unheard of.
　　He Ming doesn’t feel fear because he’s too strong, just like you don’t fear a ghost that will die if you breathe. But to other people, the unknown is very terrifying, especially this kind of monsters, and Zhou Qingyun dared not look at it as soon as she saw one.
　　 "Remember today, the highlight is coming! Happy time, scream in surprise, remember to turn on the light in the room, don't look back!"
　　 After He Ming made the prediction, he immediately posted all the photos of the killing of "The Crow". No one answered the whole post. After a while, the first comment appeared, "I'm suffocating. It's too real."
　　 "Not a PS?"
　　 "God! Abs? Brother Devil!"
　　 A large number of photos came out one by one, and there was a moment of silence. A large number of replies expressed fear, horror, and horrified reply: "Brother Abdomen, are you a human or a ghost?"
　　 "How is it possible? Real ghosts?"
　　 "It's horrible, I can't stand it!"
　　 "God, Tathagata Buddha!"
　　 "Fear, real, really don't know what Abdomen did?"
　　………………
　　 He Ming replied, I killed it and saved another baby.
　　 began to put photos of the baby tentacle monster with a hundred eyes, dense eyes, suddenly hairy all over, Zhou Qingyun only looked at one, vomited, went to the toilet and vomited.
　　 He Ming’s phone rang at the same time, he answered his second sister, and the second sister screamed in surprise on the phone: "It's disgusting! What did you do? Where did you go? Nah... Nah...!"
　　 He Ming smirked and said, "Take up as much as you like. It's good for your physical and mental health."
　　 and typed on the Internet: "Cool, very artistic, right. But if you think this is the end, then it's nonsense, this is the beginning."
He Ming also put up all the photos of the Hundred Eyes Tentacle Cub, including his close photo with it, the photo of eating wild food, the most famous one, it became popular in an instant, and it was quickly broadcast to the entire network. He Ming followed Hundred-eyed tentacle cubs bite a Quanjude roast duck together, with a text saying: "Quanjude, I and strangers love it."
　　The people at Quanjude Company must have someone surfing the Internet. If they are not afraid of customers vomiting in the store, they can zoom in and put this photo next to the roast duck. This is amazing.
　　 He Ming looked at the post, Zhou Qingyun vomited back and sat directly in his arms, gasping and saying: "Husband, what did you do? It's disgusting! Super disgusting! I vomit so uncomfortable."
　　He Ming rubbed her and pretended to be gentle and comforting, in fact, it only satisfied the desire of brotherhood, Zhou Qingyun vomited too hard and didn't care at all.
He Ming took out the 73-carat pear-shaped diamond from his LV wallet. Zhou Qingyun's eyes were straight, and she immediately grabbed it and said, "What a big diamond! God! How many carats? 73 carats? !"
　　 After asking how many carats, Zhou Qingyun said pitifully: "Is my husband for me?"
　　 "I will give you a kiss."
The two kissed immediately, and while He Ming was kissing, he was able to type and say: "Next, it is a real nightmare journey. Remember this monster, in any of your deepest and most terrifying dreams, you are lucky enough to be able to See it. It’s so evil, don’t forget to prepare toilet paper. Of course, I’m not asking you to fly, and I hope to wipe your pants. Because then you will lose control and lose control of your little brother, he (she) I’ll be so scared to cry!"
He Minggang wanted to post a photo. The strange-looking internal guard Zhang Hui walked in, holding a heavy black mobile phone and said: "Head, the phone above." After all, he glanced at the computer and looked very bitter. He Ming knew she was sure. Vomited.
He Ming gave her a bad look. After answering the phone, he heard Dami Liu smiling bitterly over there and said, "He Ming, it's time to stop. The storm you have caused is big enough and it has caused a big impact. ."
　　 He Ming said: "NO! This is my freedom to post. There is no discussion on this point. I have not lost the secret, and the secret of that place is still kept."
Liu Huo sighed and said: "Well, you continue to post, but you have to remember that you can't post everything about the transaction I mentioned on the Internet. You can't search for everything about the transaction yourself. You Already a big person, a very sensitive person, there are a large number of countries, and unexplainable spies are investigating you. Please remember to me, this is a confidential phone, you want to talk to me using this, other phones can only tell you that you are here. I found something. I said yes, that's it."
　　 "OK. Don’t forget to read the post, it’s so cool!"
　　 Liu Huo said: "I am going to sleep. I have returned to Beijing, and my wife has eaten the treasure, and the situation is very good. I am a little excited."
　　 "I understand you, today you are more passionate than your son, brave and invincible, shooting to kill the enemy and creating new lives."
"……Okay, bye."
　　He Ming hung up the phone, licked his tongue, and typed excitedly at the computer: "Warriors, accept your challenge."
He posted a picture of the Cyclops. To be honest, even He Ming thought this guy was too perverted, disgusting, and evil. He was completely out of man’s ability to bear it. With just one photo, he just asked you to post. Post!" "Don't post too disgusting!" "Not disgusting enough, keep posting" all the voices disappeared.
　　 He Ming knew that everyone was frightened, so he started posting one by one with a short story.
　　 I came to the last room. I know there is a super monster waiting for me. I have thought about many processes, but I can’t think of it as cool...
　　 It did not disappoint me, it was very evil and very cool. However, I am a party member, and party members are not afraid of the underworld or ghosts...
　　 Fight hard, fight hard... (Actually, He Ming was abusing monsters at the time).
　　 I stepped on its head, looking up at the sky 120 degrees, I am not melancholy, I just want to smoke...
　　 The last battle... (No blood at all.)
　　 The death of BOSS, death is just the beginning, it hurts to see my blood!
　　Finally, He Ming also added the closing words, everyone is not the abdominal muscle brother, you should run away if you encounter a strange one.
　　 After the live broadcast, there was silence for more than ten minutes, and then a lot of speeches burst out in an instant.
"I have seen this kind of cyclops in my dreams, but it is very vague. In my dreams, I am like a slaughtered lamb, but in reality it is the abs, the lamb to subdue the emperor." Normal youth 'S reply.
　　 "In the deepest dream, the most terrifying cyclopean snake, the more terrifying brother uniform..." This is the reply of the literary youth.
The second force youth never disappoints: "Use the nunchaku, oh, oh, use the nunchaku, oh, oh...Listen to the abdominal muscles, don’t let yourself hurt, stay away from strange things, life will better……"
　　 He Ming smiled and tears came out. He appreciated the comments for more than ten minutes. During this time, Zhou Qingyun got a big pear-shaped diamond and was afraid of the ghost in the photo, so she ran to her sister Zhou Xuewei. Then the two returned together.
　　 Zhou Xuewei's dress is very and charming, with a red sweater and black skirt and black silk on her legs, because the heating in the room is not cold at all.
　　 She sat down on He Ming's lap and asked quietly, "What a big diamond, why don't you give it to me."
He Ming looked at the post, with an exaggerated smile on his face, without turning his head: "Because you are not my wife. And don't say that I am your wife. Now monogamous, you know, I don't want to break the law. ."
　　 Zhou Xuewei nodded angrily, and suddenly attacked He Ming's chest, went to get his wallet, He Ming immediately covered her chest, his strength was not pulled by Zhou Xuewei at all.
It’s hard to do, Zhou Xuewei said humbly: "You are so cruel, there are good things for my sister! I want to tell my mother, don’t marry Xiaoyun to you!" After that, she still used the snake waist, 100 Fenmei legs adopt the tactic of beautification, and fiddle with He Ming's key points.
He Ming reluctantly took out his wallet, took out the edge of the spiritual bead, tore it in half, and said: "This thing is the same as the tree of life, only so little, but one gram can restore a woman to 3 years of life, youth, etc., Become more beautiful, here is one and a half gram, you are 24 years old, right? It happens to be 20 years old—"
　　 Zhou Xuewei immediately bit one and a half gram in He Ming's hand, and immediately swallowed it, and licked He Ming's fingers frantically. He Ming withdrew and said, "Why lick me?!"
　　 there was one and a half gram and a half, and was snatched away by Zhou Qingyun who screamed at her.
He Ming heaved a sigh of relief and looked at his watch. It was almost eight o'clock and it was time to leave. He looked at the post and turned his eyes to a good idea to end today’s good show. In this way, a super post that might not be in a century has been covered. How can it be done without a good result for the giant of ten million buildings?
　　He Ming took out the original Shakyamuni in the pistol box and took more than ten clear shots with the alien high-definition camera to make sure that everything was taken in and perfect.
The two sisters of Zhou's family only took a look, then noticed the changes in appearance again. He Ming turned around and warned his wife: "My wife, don't eat randomly. Your sister has become younger and more beautiful. You have eaten the tree of life and are eating. Your Bobo will grow again!"
　　 "I hate it!" Zhou Qingyun groaned, and looked at her sister again. Zhou Xuewei, who was 100 points, became a hundred and twenty, so beautiful that she was inhuman.
　　 Zhou Qingyun was very envious. Zhou Xuewei looked at herself in the mirror, very, very... She fell in love with herself.
　　 "Go go, don't take my place."
He Ming squeezed Zhou Xuewei’s beautiful away, and typed with a lewd smile:
I want to say goodbye to everyone. Although we have not met each other, we only know each other on the Internet. But in my abdominal muscles brother, there will always be Everyone, so before I say goodbye, as a saying goes, after darkness, there is light. After admiring the demons and ghosts, I will give you an appreciation. One of the greatest gods on this planet is Prince Gautama. He was born with a finger The sky, one finger, it is said that the sky is above the earth, I am the only one!"
　　 "He is not the king of authority, but among the poor, he is not that king, but wants to become a Buddha. That's right, he is the Buddha of the Tathagata! Big Shakyamuni!"
　　 "There is nothing wrong, it is his authenticity!"
After He Ming finished typing, he put his head on the photos. Such things, the ancient Bayeux, the indescribable and beautiful Sanskrit, were all overwhelmed. After a few minutes, this post appeared on major Buddhist forums and Buddhist websites. Post, the speed is amazing.
　　 "Some people say, Did Brother Abdom go to to kill monsters? He got the original Tathagata Buddha?"
　　 "It's incredible, I have nothing to say, the abdominal muscles subdued the emperor Taishan Space Brother, he should be called the miracle emperor."
　　 "The magic emperor is better! And the devil brother! Always be brother! Undefeated brother!"
　　 "I agree with Brother Devil! Top ++++++ fan!"
He Ming typed: "Okay, I'm leaving. There is no comment. The real Buddha is sold at a high price, starting at one billion US dollars. Whether it sells or not depends on the mood. After all, I also fall in love with this authenticity~EbookFREE.me ~Zhou Qingyun and Zhou Xuewei were also attracted. They watched the Buddha’s authentic works and kept admiring them. Even Zhou Ma also heard the news. She believed in the Buddha a little bit. Although she could not understand Sanskrit, she kept chanting, Omitabha.
　　 "Wife, do you want to go back to Songjiang with me? I have something to go back." He Ming said. Zhou Qingyun knew that he was going back to Songjiang, and just discussed it with her mother and sister, so she didn't go back.
He Ming put away the authentic Buddha, put it back in the box, and in Zhou Qingyun's reluctance, went to Chai Ting's room to take a look. She was also very satisfied with the luxurious room. The kid chewing beef jerky and watching the big TV Before playing the game. Four puppies and three kittens were rolling on the pile of beef jerky, and their stomachs were full.
　　 He Ming rubbed the kid's face. He was much closer to He Ming, so he rarely called his uncle.
"Okay, this is your New Year's money. Renminbi and U.S. dollars are 10,000 yuan each." He Ming took out the money. Seeing so much money and a pile of dollars that he hadn't seen before, He Ming immediately stared wide and round. I can't stop reading it.
　　 His cute appearance made everyone laugh. He Ming said something to Chai Ting and then said goodbye to the Zhou family. I got in a car with an inner guard and went directly to the airport. Coming out of the Beer City underground, his security level has improved again. In Zhou's family, there is already an internal guard team of more than ten people, and they are equipped with weapons.
　　 In the car, He Ming touched his chin and thought, how much can the cultural relics on the military aircraft sell? The sensation that caused today is cool, right?
　　 If He Ming is a bit sensible, he knows what kind of storm he has caused, just like the third world war on the Internet. But even if Erbi Youth knew the result, he just picked his nose and said with contempt: "Look at Brother's post, go with the chairman, don't mess with Chinese people!"