Chapter 91: Dashe Brand Youth Water

He Ming woke up painfully, the time was only 6:30, that is to say, he had slept for less than two hours, feeling the energy of his whole body was endless, and could not sleep anymore. He was almost crying, and could no longer sleep in. Just close your eyes and tell yourself that when I am going to sleep, he will fall asleep, and in one or two hours, he will be fully restored.
　　 Liu Xiaolian is still sleeping sweetly, He Ming is jealous and hateful in his heart. You can sleep late, but brother can't sleep. So He Ming went to help Xiao Yutu grow up quickly and obediently. Liu Xiaolian was angry and annoyed. A few minutes later, He Ming was kicked out of bed.
He Ming sighed and wasted half an hour sleepwalking in the bathtub. He sat on the toilet with a laptop and went online to study national affairs. At 7:30, He Ming packed up a new backpack with an alien backpack and dashed out again. The hotel door, how did you come, how did you get out.
　　 He Ming thought for a while, what should I do today? Oh, by the way, he still has a bottle of water that doesn't appear on the outside, and he suddenly thought of an amazing idea. I asked the hotel security to find a car. The security was a young man from Southern Province. He was very satisfied with the "high-paying" job. Unexpectedly, He Ming, the new boss, would increase his salary. He was not satisfied but proud.
　　 So he flattered the new boss, Comrade He Ming, and the door opener for him was shaking. Before getting in the car, He Ming rewarded him with several thousand yuan, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Go hard, Songjiang's future belongs to your young people."
　　 Seeing in the rearview mirror, the young man waved his hands in excitement, He Ming smiled, the driver shook his head and said, "Where to go?"
　　 "Where the best breakfast in Songjiang is, go wherever you go! Speed ​​over, five times the cost of the car!"
　　 The driver was also overjoyed when he heard this, and I love upstarts too! Use money to kill me.
　　 looked back at He Ming, who was counting and counting with a stack of RMB, and said with joy: "Just go to the seafood shop, it's super delicious, everyone in Alasongjiang loves it!"
　　He Ming came to the seafood shop like this. As soon as he entered, he ordered all the dishes, and each dish was served five. The waiter was dumbfounded when he heard that he was the only one, and soon became even more dumbfounded. He Ming ate all the dishes thoroughly, and the portion of more than a hundred people was almost there.
Swiping the card to pay, tipping wildly, and taking intimate pictures of his fans. It's a pity that beautiful women are a precious resource. The waitresses here and the female fans who have heard of it really make He Ming look enthusiastic and secretly despise , Don't scare me, okay? Just eaten!
　　He Ming escaped from enthusiastic fans. Unlike many little white-faced stars who screamed when they fell into the fan pile, he would make fans scream and rush out like an elephant.
　　 got into a taxi again. After the car started, the driver asked, "Where to go?"
He Ming thought for a while, took out a digital high-definition video camera in his backpack, and said, "I want to find some women who stumbled. You know. Especially old, it's best to be very beautiful when you are young. Do you see the money? I am satisfied. Five thousand yuan is yours."
　　 The driver repeatedly looked at He Ming and his money in the rearview mirror. Qiang smiled and said: "Okay, good sir. No problem." I thought to myself, God like a hunk man is crazy, I'm dead, I'm afraid that I'm not afraid of death or that Chrysanthemum can't keep it.
　　 Ten minutes later, eight o'clock exactly.
　　He Ming got off the car in a dilapidated building, paid the money, and the driver drove away. Anxiously he shouted: "Don't go, I have to take the car!"
　　 The taxi ran faster, rushed onto the road in a blink of an eye and disappeared. He Ming sighed helplessly, who, what is it? Don't make money if you have money?
　　He Ming went to this dilapidated building, a building dating back to the 1950s and 1960s. It has been in disrepair for a long time, and it is everywhere. He Ming walked directly to the roof and knocked at a door.
　　 The driver introduced him to a super product, which was very beautiful when he was young, but now, of course it is not beautiful anymore.
　　 He Ming knocked for a long time, but no one responded. He suspected that the driver lied to him? At this moment, a woman's voice shouted: "Knock a fart early in the morning! Go home and knock your mother!"
　　 He Ming whispered: "Excuse me? Is this Miss Chen's house? I'll make some deals first. You know."
　　 "Understand you X, you go back to your mother, your mother understands!" The woman in the door yelled.
　　He Ming couldn't laugh or cry, and said softly, "Sister, please open the door."
Just after speaking, the door opened. A middle-aged woman about forty years old opened the door and glared at He Ming. He Ming directly took out 10,000 yuan. Very good. He got the way. The middle-aged woman turned into a smile. After looking at He Ming, his eyes were full of joy, "You want me? Great, my old lady hasn't tried you so strong."
　　 After finishing talking about coming to touch He Ming, it's not He Ming who used her to prostitute her. He paid for an old woman to prostitute him.
　　 He Ming smiled bitterly to stop the old woman, and said, "Sister, you have misunderstood, I am not that kind of person. I belong to a cosmetics company and I want to find you to shoot an advertisement."
The middle-aged woman in checkered pajamas was dumbfounded when she heard the words, and it took a long time to laugh and say: "Look for me to shoot an ad? Hahahaha! You silly X is so funny, so funny! Hahahaha!" He Mingdu laughed all the time. Saw the milk shake of her shriveled breasts.
　　 He Ming pretended to be sincere, and said with great enthusiasm: "There is nothing wrong, Miss Chen Meizhu. Our company has heard your name for a long time, knowing that you were beautiful when you were young, and many people like you"
Snapped! The middle-aged woman slapped He Ming, her face was cold and her eyes were cold. He Ming thought to her heart, she felt her pain. As expected, the middle-aged woman Chen Meizhu said coldly, "Your face is very hard and thick. Want to make a commercial? It’s better not to mention when I was young. You know? You don’t understand me and teach you?"
　　 He Ming nodded again and again, Chen Meizhu hooked his finger at the 10,000 yuan, He Ming hurriedly passed it, Chen Meizhu checked the authenticity and found out that it was true. A beam of joy flashed on his face, and he raised his head and continued coldly: "I can shoot your company's advertisement. Ten thousand advertising expenses? Are you hitting my face or your company's face?"
He Ming opened the backpack. There were still 40,000 RMB and 460,000 U.S. dollars inside. Chen Meizhu saw her eyes straight and was about to grab it. But how could she be He Ming’s opponent? He Ming suddenly took out 40,000. Said: "A total of fifty thousand, the audience is not familiar with you, just this price!"
　　 "X, fifty thousand? Give another fifty thousand dollars! Otherwise, I will not do it, and the deposit will not be returned!"
　　 Chen Meizhu hugged 50,000 yuan tightly and looked at the dollars in the backpack. He Ming thought for a while. It seems that going abroad is impossible, and the dollars are useless. He took out fifty thousand dollars, held it in his hand, put his backpack back on, and said, "Okay! I'll give it to you after the filming."
　　 "You stupid X is so cool! It's so cool!" The middle-aged woman was overjoyed, and she was so crazy early in the morning. She gave 50,000 RMB and 50,000 U.S. dollars and asked her to make a commercial? Hahahahahaha!
Chen Meizhu hurried to wear the best clothes. He Ming stopped and said, "No, you can wear a bra. Your dress is very life-like and very real. Don't make up, let alone wash your face, and have eye feces. Want this kind of life! This is the state of exhaustion!"
Chen Meizhu uttered, watching He Ming pick up a high-definition digital camera, and said: "I said after the beginning, you said:'Life is so tired, I think I am a big beauty and become an old woman. My husband also left me. I went to find a beautiful woman. If God gives me a chance, I will say three words to God and return my youth!'!"
　　 Chen Meizhu nodded and said, "It's very simple. Wait, I will say three words to God, it's four words."
　　 He Ming thought for a while, and said, "Yes, four words. Ready, let's start!"
At the beginning of the filming, Chen Meizhu was a bit unnatural. She stammered and finished her lines. She didn’t want He Ming to clap her hands and applaud,
It’s for this kind of authenticity! Now the audience’s tastes have to pursue authenticity. Hypocrisy! Reality is nothing like that! Great! So cool!"
　　 Then He Ming first took a lot of pictures of Chen Meizhu with an alien camera, her old face, wrinkled skin and so on. Also ordered the lines for the next stage.
Then it entered the next stage. He Ming first fixed the high-definition camera and chose to shoot automatically after 30 seconds. Then he looked at his watch and took out the bottle of water that did not appear on the inside. He poured a little on his left hand and saw that the time was 30 seconds. , The red light of the HD camera lights up, indicating that it is shooting.
He Ming immediately made an exaggerated expression and said to the camera: "God heard this woman's sad voice, he sent me down and saw that there was no water in my palm, like oily water. Don't underestimate it. With just a little bit, you will change from an old woman to a young girl. From now on, you will no longer need any cosmetics, just one touch, you will live beautifully. Remember, Da Snake brand youth water is worth having! Especially as a beauty!"
　　 After all, He Ming asked Chen Meizhu to pick up the Master Kong bottle and temporarily written a few crooked fonts on it by the ink pen. Da Snake Youth Water helps you keep your youth forever. There is only one copy in the world.
　　 Chen Meizhu looked stupid and looked at He Ming. Finally, holding the bottle and facing the camera lens, I don't know what to do. He Ming motioned her with his eyes: "Perform, speak lines."
　　 Chen Meizhu's face was very sad. She swallowed a sip of water and tried to show a chrysanthemum-like smile, "Da Snake... brand youth water, you deserve... to have!"
　　 "Very good!" He Ming exaggerated and said to the camera: "Next is the crucial moment. My abdominal muscle brother never disappoints. Be optimistic, open your eyes, a miracle is about to happen!"
After all, He Ming put his left hand on Chen Meizhu's wrinkled and darkly spotted face, and said to the camera: "A miracle has happened, and she is about to regain her youth. Now, in an advertisement, this magical youth has very little water. , Once you miss it, you will never have a chance! As long as the deposit is one million and book now on my Taobao website, remember not to buy fakes, remember, I am in the thousand degrees bar, hey, abs is the only one Genuine seller! The others are scammers, I am not responsible for being deceived!"
　　He Ming painted Chen Meizhu's face and poured a little water, so that her skin was completely restored to the heyday of her youth, and an old woman instantly became a young girl.
He Ming was quite shocked, but he pretended to be even more shocked, and said to the camera, "Is it true? From an old woman to a young lady, you only need to touch it! That's it, change your life and change your appearance. Become a beauty that calls the wind and the rain. It's here again! Come, let us take a closer look at her."
He Ming picked up the digital high-definition camera and took the shot. Sure enough, Chen Meizhu touched the inconsistent face and turned into the state of the best young girl, white and tender, without any blemishes, and the other places without water Old woman state.
　　 Chen Meizhu trembled and stroked her face. It was smooth and tender. She immediately looked in the mirror in the house, and immediately turned back and shouted: "What did you do? Come on, come on!"
He Ming raised the digital high-definition shooting and took half of his body in, and his expression continued to be exaggerated: "Isn't there a miracle happened? This lady is crazy! But understandable, let’s talk about the advertisement again. Youth Water"
He Ming hadn't finished speaking, Chen Meizhu came up to his inconsistency. He Ming continued to shoot with one hand and easily handled her with the other, and said in a low voice, "Do you still want money? Fifty thousand dollars?! Continue! Shoot. Tell me about the lines."
　　 "Give me youth water!"
　　 Chen Meizhu struggled to get rid of He Ming’s hand. He Ming had to stop shooting temporarily. After fixing it, he continued to set the shooting automatically for 30 seconds. After taking the opportunity to pour a little water, Master Kong’s bottle was of course stuffed back into the pocket of his clothes.
When the red light came on, He Ming smiled and said, "The miracle is not over yet. Now, we are going to restore the other parts of this lady!" He said, wiping Chen Meizhu's hands with mixed hands. Neck, arms, she immediately took off her pajamas, put on the three-point pose, and also took off her bra. He Ming quickly stopped, how can she advertise when she's all joking off?
　　 After this, the old woman Chen Meizhu's aging wrinkled skin has recovered. Including the layers of fat on the lower abdomen, and deliberately unwrapping the bra, the rough skin on the inside and out of the water gently wiped it, and it turned into a smooth white jade back.
He Ming's expression is exaggerated, and Warner's acting level is undoubtedly: "Have you seen it? Absolutely real, everything is real, it is a miracle! It is not fake! Pay attention to the Da Snake brand youth water, thousand degrees, "Hey, Abdomen" is The only seller, the only limited edition in the world, once you miss it, you can’t buy it! If you want Dashe brand youth water, please auction it on my Taobao. The higher the price, the deposit will be paid to Taobao first, the price is higher If you have it, you can restore your face, and any part of it will reach the best time of youth. Always be beautiful! Once you have it, you no longer need other cosmetics!"
With that said, He Ming also took the camera to compare Chen Meizhu’s body, from an old woman to a young girl, but the difference between the outside and the inside is the same, only the appearance is restored. Although Chen Meizhu’s eyes are excited , But very weak and old ~EbookFREE.me~ This is caused by the past life, which shows that her health is very bad.
　　 He Ming deliberately didn't take his eyes, and focused on taking pictures of the best place to recover, and then ended, watching the shooting process again, it was wonderful!
　　He Ming threw down $50,000, picked up a digital high-definition camera and was leaving. Chen Meizhu looked at her whole body and said, "I haven't gotten my old mother's ass, breasts, and toes!"
　　 He Ming picks his nose, I will wipe your toes, buttocks, and dry buns? Wanting to be beautiful, He Ming quickly walked to the door, opened the door, and turned around and said: "Just now it was advertising time. Now you want to use Da Snake Brand Youth Water. That's right, buy it."
　　 "I X you!" Chen Meizhu shouted angrily.
He Ming walked out the door and turned around and said, "Thank you for willing to X me. But I will take your kindness, see you next time!" After speaking, Chen Meizhu wanted to chase him, it was basically impossible. The monster at a hundred meters in 8.23 ​​seconds, she is at a hundred meters in 18.23 seconds...
　　Chen Meizhu closed the door, looked at fifty thousand yuan and fifty thousand dollars, she felt like crying for a moment, and then she immediately sorted it out. With this money and the youthful beauty back to her body, she can say goodbye to here and start a new life.
　　 He Ming left this place at high speed, rushed into a small broken internet cafe nearby, opened a computer, uploaded the video, and promoted it through Hey, Abdomina’s account.
　　 Come here, guys, I’m Abdomen, I want to recommend a video.
　　 There is no doubt about how hot he is, no more nonsense, the impact of the detonation of ghost stickers is still going on, at this moment, even if he makes a shit, it can be a big fire.
　　 Now it’s making big news again. People on Youdou website saw his video, glanced at each other, and instantly put it on the homepage, and the hot moment came again! Brother Abs is going to be famous again!