Chapter 1035: ? Deliberate deviation

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Like a tourist, Su Ming looked around at the buildings on both sides of the street. In New York a few decades later, there is really a kind of dark energy, the smell in the night is like Gotham.
Deadpool followed behind him, cutting his intestines with a knife, and then throwing it on the ground.
Just now the death knell used Deadpool's neck as a spool, took out the cancerous intestines and wound it on it, and tied a few knots. Now Wade has difficulty speaking.
"Why?"
He asked the question with difficulty, not sure why his cousin strangled himself with his intestines, and used a large egg beater to stir in his stomach.
Su Ming, who was walking in the front, didn’t turn his head, and said in a relaxed tone:
Just try to kill you. You were hurt very badly just now. I thought it was a good opportunity. If you can strangle you with your intestines, then Don't you need to go to Santa Claus?"
"Oh." Deadpool nodded, chopped off his head with a knife, straightened his intestines, and put his head back in, with a grateful expression: "Cousin, you still love me, but the process is too painful, I still Did not die."
"It's okay, we have a chance. Just try it slowly." Su Ming's footsteps are very relaxed, and the sewage outlet on the street is faintly heated: "Let's go to Spider-Man next. You first find a car wash to wash yourself. ."
Wade looked around and saw an automatic car wash room. He knocked out the door lock with a gun, went in the engine, and then walked into the active jungle formed by the big brushes. He turned his head in an unmanned direction and whispered:
"My friends in the audience, my cousin actually said that I was going to see Peter. Should I let him go? My cousin is too dark. Peter's brain is not very good and his resistance is poor. In case the dark virus infects Peter, in order not to Let the little spider become a zombie, I am afraid I can only kill Dutch brother. What? You said that the death knell just abused me? Because the negative sound wave'love to hit a small report' warhead betrayed me? Of course I know, but like me Handsome people always have to pretend to be confused, otherwise the lumbar spine and kidneys will not be able to stand it."
The long-haired roller brush came from all directions with great strength, and Wade flew up and down in the foamy sea of ​​detergent like a flat boat.
He sighed, posing as a reclining Buddha, and was slowly sent to the end by the conveyor belt: "My cousin is that kind of person. I tell the truth. He sees his shortcomings but never corrects. Oh, forget it. , After all, you can’t force it, it’s enough that there is only me in the world who is perfect."
Coming out of the assembly line, Wade shook his body like a wild dog after swimming.
"Just now there was a barrage saying that my cousin can actually lock Santa’s position easily? Actually, I can too, but wouldn’t it be fun?" Under the red and black mask, Wade’s pizza face showed a smile: "Actually I just need to find Domino to join the team, and I can find Santa Claus when I walk around on the street, but do you know why rich people have to take a chef when they go hiking?
"What are you talking to yourself? Hurry up!"
Su Ming saw Wade standing outside the car wash room dancing and dancing like an electric shock. He also let out a weird laugh, and yelled helplessly.
"Come on!" Wade ran to his cousin like a little girl, turned his head and whispered: "Audience friends, click a wave of attention, double-click 666 to make me feel better. Let’s do that. Today’s live broadcast is For Christmas with my cousin, don’t go away, don’t say I’m dark, I’m a sunny man!"
This year’s Christmas is not too cold. There should be no match girl who will freeze to death next to the trash can. The city is brightly lit, and the two people walking on the road can hear the laughter from the residential buildings from time to time. And music.
The public security situation in Queens and Brooklyn is slightly better, at least the trees on the streets are wrapped in small lanterns, and the roads at night are brighter.
Wade squeezed a big snowball in his hand and was tinkering to make it look rounder. This is a Christmas gift he is going to give to Little Spider.
"Slade, we're there."
Su Ming raised his head and looked at the small second floor in front of him. This is Peter's home. Even if he is across the road, he can smell some delicious dishes.
Of course, it would be better if Deadpool wasn't around, as he had no appetite at all now.
"They seem to be eating at home." Su Ming could see a corner of the restaurant on the first floor, with shadows shaking under the yellowish light.
"Mei cooks very well." Deadpool didn't raise the bar this time. He stretched out his hand to hold Su Ming, and the two hid behind the bushes in front of Peter's house. The stairs covered their figures.
"Have you eaten?" Su Ming glanced at him. It is impossible for Spider-Man to eat with Deadpool. Little Peter is not the kind of hero with a particularly strong willpower.
"No, but you see who it is." Wade lowered his voice and pointed in the direction of the door.
I saw that Aunt Mei happened to send someone out. The middle-aged man wore an exquisite handmade suit and had an ecstasy moustache, but he was not serious.
"Although I am very busy, I am going up and down several million every minute, but it is not impossible to stay for dinner. After all, I also like Peter very much. He is a good boy." Although the middle-aged man said that, his eyes looked like Staring at Mei like a light bulb, it was about to emit light.
The young Aunt May’s mouth twitched, but still maintained her ladylike demeanor: "No, Mr. Stark, you'd better spend Christmas Eve with your girlfriends."
"Well, Peter, if you want a'Uncle Step' anytime, remember to call me."
Tony didn't bother, he blinked at Peter, raised his hand and made a call gesture.
"Ha ha"
Peter was standing behind Aunt May, and all that was left was a dry smile. He didn't want any step-uncle at all, and he hadn't even heard of the word steuncle.
It seems that Iron Man, the playboy, is eyeing his Aunt May. What should I do? After a while, you have to check it online.
Tony didn't care either. He never cared about other people's eyes. He smiled at Mei that he thought to be chic and then turned down the steps, stood on the side of the road and said, "Friday, start the armor."
I saw nano armor flowing out of his body's skin, quickly forming pieces of armor plates and mechanical structures, chucking assembling a complete iron man, and then Tony's feet spit fire, his hands full of girlishness on the sides of his body. Fly into the night sky.
Watching Iron Man disappear, Aunt May’s face fell off. She stabs Peter in the head with her finger: "I have no objection to you being a superhero, but you are not allowed to learn from him? If you also become a scumbag, I I'll break ties with you!"
"I see, aunt, but Iron Man is a hero. He saved our world." Peter shrank his neck very honestly and turned back to the house.
Mei closed the door, maybe because of the cold wind, maybe because of Tony's greasy feeling, which made her arms get goose bumps.
She quickly touched the back of her hand and exploded her hair like a cat: "Don't argue for the scumbag."
"I didn't, auntie." Peter waved his hand quickly: "Rich dude or something, I hate it the most."
"Well, boy, let's get ready to have dinner and wash our hands. We both shook hands with him and need to be disinfected." Mei rubbed Peter's head and her expression eased. After all, today is Christmas Eve, so we can't use the same Teddy. Stark disturbed the mood.
She put her hand on Peter's shoulder, and the two of them left around the door, and the sound of footsteps faded away.
"Fack, I am obviously the one who saved the world. The Iron Man has taken my credit again and owed my commission. I have to kill him." Wade jumped out of the grass and drew the knife behind him. He raised his head to discern the direction Tony was leaving.
"What about his contract with you? Let me see." Su Ming stood up from behind the bushes and reached out to Wade.
Wade lowered his head to look at the footprints on the ground, and said to him: "It's that way anyway, verbal agreement, yes, verbal agreement, you know?"
Su Ming's eyes became sharp, and he saw the truth: "He didn't hire you at all, did he?"
"Yes, didn’t I go to the Avengers for the previous incident, and found out what time machine they were studying~EbookFREE.me~ I said,'Time machine only needs a dc12 sports car with a super engine' , They didn’t believe it, and they didn’t even bother me. So I said, "I can fix Thanos, you are all scum." The Iron Man replied without looking up, "You can fix it. You money', cousin, do you think this is an agreement?"
Wade said aggrievedly, the white eyes on his mask looked listless.
Su Ming tilted his head and thought for a while: "This sounds like something like'You can do me handstand and fly', or'You can do me go to FAK's fifth-speed electric fan'. I support you in asking for a salary. The salaries of our mercenaries must not be in arrears, and millions of dollars will not come easily."
Deadpool's small eyes were bent into crescent shapes, and he was happy: "Iron Man's weakness is women. I have a nice blond wig and a chiffon dress in my pocket. I can pretend to be a woman and hook him up. He slapped me when he had sex! Um! It ended up with him."
As the plan said, Wade also danced with excitement, and the carbon-sodium-steel knives reflected brightly under the moonlight.
""Su Ming looked at Wade with a look of inferiority: "You don't have a more feasible plan? He can't sleep with you as long as he sees the red and black mask under the wig?"
"Well, that's a problem, how about you try?" Wade tilted his head.
"Haha." Su Ming smiled without saying a word.
"Cousin, your hand slipped again?" Wade looked down at the big hole in his stomach. The Godkiller was changing from an ice cream to a round tool to a machete.
"No, this time it was my weapon that slipped by itself."
Su Ming approached the window, poked half of his head out from under the window sill, peeping at the dinner process of Peter's family, ignoring the dead waiter behind him.
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