Chapter 1008: .Pirate style

The charm of Wulitou is that its plot is often illogical.
Simply put, it makes you completely unexpected.
Or in other words, that is, anti-logic!
It will give people a feeling, how can this be? How can you do this?
But the result is, why can't it? Who stipulates that this can't be done?
There is reversal, always reversing, reversing constantly.
You will find that every character, every character in it, what do you think he is, but the result is often another possibility.
In fact, although there are nonsensical movies in this world, they have not become a climate.
Therefore, many people are a little dumbfounded when they see "Kung Fu"!
Lin Jie and Ou Lang couldn't help but vomit.
"I thought it was a big boss, but I didn't expect it to be a gangster!"
"It's completely different from Lin Tao's previous comedy style!"
"It feels a bit messy, but it's really funny!"
Similarly, in the movie theater at this moment, although the movie has only been broadcast for a few minutes, there is already continuous laughter.
The camera switched, and the next moment, Zhulongzhai, a building with a strong imprint of the times, appeared on the big screen.
The camera was zoomed in, and under the tap, a strange-looking person appeared there who could not help but want to laugh when they saw it.
And what he is doing at this moment is also unbearable.
Is it okay with one mind and three purposes?
Wash your hair, brush your teeth, and take a bath at the same time!
Then, the tap ran out of water!
And the sauce burst, yes, this magical person, the blue man who makes people unbearable in this appearance, the shape at this moment is even more straightforward.
There is still a lot of foam on his head and mouth that has not been rinsed.
His upper body was naked, his pants hung on his buttocks, revealing a piece of white flowers. This shape made this blue man named Jiangbao suddenly become the focus of people's eyes!
"Hahaha!" Someone couldn't help but laugh out inexplicably.
But there are still people who endure and hold back.
In fact, Xingye's movie is really difficult to copy.
In fact, if you imagine it carefully, you will know that Star Master’s movies usually have many supporting roles, but they are often memorable.
For example, Ruhua, in films such as "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" and "Domestic Lingling Paint", there have been glimpses of performances. It can be said that the role of the flower is really rare.
But this role has become a classic.
Every time I play ugly, everyone can always think of him.
And there is also the pomegranate sister in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance". Similarly, many years later, everyone can still remember that Lu person deeply!
In "Kung Fu", the role of the sauce burst is also quite a steal.
He is definitely not a role with many scenes, the third and fourth supporting roles are not counted, but this role has attracted everyone's attention from the moment he appeared on the stage.
But you have to say that Master Xing's vision for choosing people is really unique.
However, in this life, although the directors are different, Lin Tao is indeed worthy of the name of the king of comedy, and his selection is equally unique.
It is hard for Wang Yifan to imagine where Lin Tao recruited this person.
Although they look different, Xiaoguo is the same as before.
Closer to home.
Jiang Bao started his fresh and refined performance.
He looked up, but he squinted his eyes, and shouted with a dumbfounded look: "The charter-in-law, the charter-in-law!"
The window on the top floor was opened, instant noodles, cigarettes dangling from her mouth, and the bloated old aunt poked her head out. That's right, this is a hot woman, the woman who is called the charter wife.
Her appearance is not inferior to Jiangbao. The key is that at this moment, the chartered lady has a fierce look and stares at Jiangbao with a bad look!
Jiang burst open her hands and rarely asked curiously: "Why is there suddenly no water?"
Jiangbao's dubbing is also a must, a very normal line, but the half-baked Mandarin in his mouth has a strong sense of joy!
Then, the window was closed in seconds, and the charter lady went from the fifth floor to the first floor at an unimaginable speed, almost just breathing.
The audience who saw it were all stunned.
What kind of fairy speed is this!
"You don't need to spend money on water?"
The renter's wife is arrogant and arrogant with her hands on her hips: "You bastards, I won't pay the rent this month!"
The sauce bursts but reveals his ass, very firm, and earnestly said: "But I'm half-washing my hair, you shut the sluice!"
The charter wife stared at her: "From today, 246 water is cut off, 135 water cut off intermittently, how?"
However, Jiang Bao still didn't change her face, and looked at the charter woman with a firm and serious look. There was no change at all because of the charter woman's words.
The expression seemed to be still babbling and asking, "Why did I half-wash my hair and you closed the sluice!"
The charter wife walked over and slapped the sauce on the ground with a slap: "Don't think you are handsome, I won't hit you!"
"Hahaha!"
The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"This brother, is it okay to do three things with one mind? Let's find out about the overall planning method!"
"The little firm and bewildered eyes, oh my god, the most memorable thing is the white and tender butt, hahaha!"
"Who can tell me why the charter wife is so hot? What's wrong with this woman?"
"It's not Lin Tao at all. Are you sure this is a movie made by Lin Tao?"
"My violent temper, I was determined to endure to the end, but I didn't expect this brother to make me break the game as soon as he appeared on the stage. Is it okay to stop the water and intermittently?"
The movie continues.
The screen changes, a group of children are playing football, and then the football is kicked out, just in front of a person's heel!
The man kicked his feet and played with the ball in a fancy way, which made several children very envious!
"Uncle, can you teach us to play football?" the children asked excitedly.
Under normal circumstances, to the children, of course it is a promise.
But obviously, this movie has never acted in accordance with common sense.
"Still kicking?" The voice was raised, and the ending was extended.
Then, the man stomped it down, and the football instantly exploded. When the children saw that the ball was stepped on, they burst into tears!
That man, of course, is the leading actor, Zhou Huadong, Zhou Donghua, who is known as the number one comedian.
However, in the past, Zhou Donghua's style was consistent with Lin Tao's, and he followed the civilian route, but this appearance surprised the audience very much.
Especially the audience who often watch movies starring Zhou Donghua.
But in any case, Zhou Donghua's appearance still made the audience laugh!
"Bulling children are so right and arrogant! There is no one!"
"The role that Donghua has played, I am most convinced, even children will not let it go, hahaha!"
The fat boy who played with Zhou Donghua!
The two came to a barber shop together, and what was interesting was that the barber at the barber shop turned out to be the hot blue man before, so hot!