Chapter 1009: .My sauce burst, kill the protagonist in seconds

And the style of painting here is still very strange, the sauce burst is still the sauce burst, and the half-exposed egg is still exposed to the air!
Sauce Burst: "Who wants to cut his head?"
A Xing: "My big brother!"
Ah Xing was staring at Jiang Biao Bai Huahua's butt, but Jiang Biao turned his head, but gave Ah Xing a honeyed smile, which made Ah Xing very embarrassed.
But the audience laughed once again.
"Hahaha!"
"Soy sauce: I'm very white, right?"
"The fascinating smile of the sauce burst brightened!"
"Hahaha! This sauce is so good to steal the spotlight!"
But although the sauce looks so terrible, it's exquisite craftsmanship when you cut your hair.
Click, click, cut the fat boy's hair in a few seconds!
"After cutting, thank you, fifty cents!"
Seeing that the fat boy's hair was cut beautifully, Ah Xing exclaimed, "Wow!"
Jiang Bao said proudly, "Isn't it beautiful?"
As a result, Ah Xing's words once again made the audience feel the charm of nonsense.
"Why do you cut it so beautifully? Why did you make it so beautiful? Find the difference?"
At the same time, the fat boy shook the fat on his chest quite cooperatively, staring fiercely at the sauce burst.
It's just that the shape, the trembling fat, and the eyes that look ruthless, but are actually cute, but they suddenly make people laugh.
A Xing: "Big brother, don't be angry, he is my friend, I will tell him!" As he said, A Xing pulled Jiang Bao aside.
"You have seen it too, Big Axe Helper, with two axes on his chest, he kills people without blinking. You cut his hair so beautifully and deadly, do you know?"
But Jiangbao has a dull face, um, as innocent as ever, but very firm!
Shaking his head calmly: "I don't know!"
Ah Xing continued: "So you really are, na, I talked to you very well, you pay some medical expenses, can I help you settle it?"
But the goose, the sauce burst indifferent: "Not good!"
"Hahaha! After doing it for a long time, it was actually touching porcelain!"
"Oh, let me go, this is the freshest and most refined touch porcelain I have ever seen!"
"Return the axe to help the lord, and also two axes on the chest, um, um, the axe that will shake, it's scary!"
The movie continues.
Soy sauce and salt don't get in, but Ah Xing perseveres.
"You have also seen that our axe helper is not that easy to provoke. It is inconvenient for you to help you out this time. It is inconvenient for you to come out and set up ten tables and eight tables, or half a table!"
Jiang Bao stared at Ah Xing with his little blurred eyes: "Oh, so you want to blackmail me!"
The tone of his speech is very special.
Speaking is not fast, especially the three words blackmailing me, very hard, but what is even more rare is that his little blurred eyes are too good!
"Hahaha, I want to lie to me, you are far from it!"
"As clever as I am, I finally understand it!"
"Brother Hua is very tired, I have been talking for a long time, and then you can figure it out!"
"Hahaha!"
It can be said that at this moment, it seems that Jiang Bao is the real protagonist, and Zhou Donghua's Ah Xing has to stand aside!
"Big brother, big brother!"
"Huh, hush..."
As a result, the fat boy fell asleep!
But this is hard to beat Ah Xing.
"You, you are dead, my elder brother will kill people as soon as he wakes up, wow, look at him, he will soon wake up, right away!"
However, the goose, the sauce burst, is posing as a sorrowful posture: "I am not afraid, even if I kill one me, there will be thousands of me!"
It can be said that this is definitely the best time for the sauce to burst.
What a star, what a fat boy, stand aside!
Next is Ah Xing who wants to challenge the pig cage.
As a result, the contrast between each one was too great, and all the viewers were overjoyed.
Then, the charter lady made her debut!
Jiang Bao pointed at Ah Xing: "He blackmailed me!"
A Xing: "Oh, fat lady, you are the person in charge, right?"
The charter wife is still the same as before, with that dress, pajamas, curly hair, and a cigarette in her mouth.
She took off her slippers.
Directly at Ah Xing's face.
"Fat woman?"
A Xing threatened: "Oh, axe help!"
The charter wife, continue to complain: "Axe help?"
Ah Xing looked at the fat boy: "Big Brother!"
Then, his face was in close contact with the renter's slippers again.
"Big brother!"
A Xingli Li Neilun: "You have to pay for the soup and medicine!"
The charter wife, as always, hit the world with a pair of slippers: "Soup and medicine!"
Ah Xing finally collapsed: "My own man, auntie"
"My own person!"
The charter lady is chasing after her!
Ah Xing jumped away and was beaten and swollen, but he still looked arrogant: "You are kind of you, I'm a human!"
The charter wife said with disdain: "With a dead mouse in her waist, posing as a hunter, I see who you call it!"
A Xing took out a firecracker from his trouser pocket and lit his mouth, still muttering: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of soldiers will meet you!"
After finishing talking, he threw the cannonball outside the fence, and confidently threatened the charter wife: "Wait for you to die, don't go, you, buy a coffin!"
At exactly this time, a group of people walked outside, and the leader happened to be the attendant next to the former axe gang leader. At this time, the hat on his head was exploded and smoke was still coming out.
The second in command of the Axe Gang: "Who threw the firecracker?"
A Xing: Brother is his own!
The audience immediately became amused.
"Oh, I'll go, is it okay to meet thousands of people?"
"This look is also fresh and refined!"
"This way of shouting is okay!"
"Is it really from the Axe Gang?"
"...My own person, this desire for survival is full in an instant!"
Then, when Ah Xing planted and said, the charter wife could not carry the axe.
As a result, when the second in command of the axe was looking for someone.
The charter lady once again told the audience what is meant by speed!
That speed is simply shocking!
Not to mention the second in command of the Axe Gang, even the audience was stunned.
When I hit Ah Xing before, I was so arrogant, but when I saw the real axe gang, they disappeared in an instant.
The performance of bullying and fearing hardship before and after this is simply incisive and vivid!
The subsequent plot is an eye-opener for the audience.
The people in Zhulongzhai seem to be the bottom, but in the end, they are hidden dragons and crouching tigers.
A few people cleaned up the axe gang members.
An exaggerated individual flies in the sky.
But the charter wife is unkind, saying that if they do things, they will cause big troubles.
Suddenly, the charter wife became a public outrage!
And A Xing and Fat Boy were almost hacked to death by the Axe Gang, but the leader of the Axe Gang, that is, Brother Chen, saw A Xing’s talent for unlocking the locks, leaving the lives of both of them, and they promised that as long as If two people can kill an individual, let them join the Axe Gang!
Ah Xing wanted to go high, thinking that this was a good opportunity, as long as he killed the charter wife, he could join the Axe Gang.
Although "Kung Fu" is a nonsensical style, the basic plot is still very clear.
At this time, the plot began to become clear.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in Zhucang Village, the axe gang can't handle it.
But Ah Xing, the protagonist, still makes the audience unclear, because at this time, Ah Xing doesn't look decent at all!