Chapter 1010: .Classic action scenes in comedy

Of course, the protagonist of "Kung Fu" must be Ah Xing.
Next, in order to complete the task assigned by the axe gang leader, to join the axe gang and reach the pinnacle of life, Ah Xing began to act.
He brought the fat boy to the pig cage again.
Seeing the fat woman, the renter's wife was there again yelling and scolding the tenant.
"This fat woman screams like a pig, and there is more to die!"
Then he turned his head and whispered to the fat boy: "Learn a little bit!"
Then he took out a handful of darts, took a deep breath, aimed at the charter-in-law, and threw it away.
It was a pity that it was thrown on the ceiling, and the dart was ejected back, and it was actually stuck on his shoulder.
"Hahaha!" The audience on the scene looked at his murderous look and looked at him serious and professional. They thought he was really going to throw darts, but in the end, he reacted the same way as the fat boy.
"Hey, why?" The Fat Boy asked with a puzzled expression, pointing to the dart stuck on A Xing's shoulder.
A Xing became angry from embarrassment: "You come and throw it!"
Then the fat boy took the darts, and as a result, he threw it on the other side of A Xing's shoulder.
Fat boy: "Excuse me, what do you think?"
Ah Xing looked at the left and then at the right: "I think you can go a little bit forward and aim a little bit more, okay?"
The fat boy agreed well, and went forward, and then came to the front of A Xing, holding a flying knife, and aimed at the charter wife, but didn't want to throw the flying knife directly on A Xing's shoulder and threw it out It's just a knife handle!
After throwing the fat boy, he turned his head and saw that there was another knife on A Xing's shoulder, and he asked suspiciously, "Hey, why is there another knife?"
Ah Xing said weakly, "How do I know where you threw the knife?"
Hahahaha!
The whole audience laughed, especially looking at the fat boy's confused look, it's hardly funny.
However, this is obviously not over!
The fat boy looked puzzled: "Is it the same one? There is no reason!"
Then, he pulled out the knife stuck in A Xing's shoulder!
Ah Xing shouted in pain, "No!"
The fat boy quickly apologized: "Ah, sorry!" Then he stuck the knife back.
Ah Xing is incomparably painful, crying without tears!
The scene was stumbling with laughter!
It's so happy!
The fat boy looked at A Xing's painful look, and asked empathetically, "Do you have something to say?"
Ah Xing nodded: "Yes, I'll do something important, and then contact me!"
He said he was about to run.
But I didn't expect to be discovered by the charter wife!
When the charter wife saw Ah Xing and Fat Boy, she was extremely jealous when the so-called enemy met.
The fat boy noticed that the chartered wife was coming up, and he raised an iron cage in a panic, but he didn't expect that the iron cage was full of snakes. After he raised it, the snakes in it all fell out, and they all fell on Ah Xing's body.
This time the audience burst into laughter again.
"Oh, let me go, this male protagonist is sad enough, how do you feel, he is not a protagonist at all, it is totally funny!"
"This is too unlucky. If you have a hidden weapon, you can directly pierce yourself, and you can even be calculated by the fat boy when you escape. This does not require a charter wife to take action!"
"The charter wife said, I just stared at it. I don't need my old lady to take action at all. You just belch yourself."
However, this is clearly not over yet.
The fat boy saw so many snakes, but he comforted Ah Xing: "Don't be afraid, snakes love music the most. Once I whistle, it won't bite people!"
Ah Xing looked at the snake Xinzi in front of him, the twisted snake, and thought of all the previous things, he panicked and said: "I won't believe you anymore!"
But when he saw that the snake was about to bite up, he was eager to try, he immediately counseled, planning to use the dead horse as a living horse doctor: "Trust you again!"
So he whistled!
It's just that he didn't blow it, but when he blow it, two snakes bit his mouth tightly!
"Haha! Snakes like music? Where does it look like this?"
"Nothing wrong, the snake really likes music in the end, so I just bite it and don't let it go!"
"Snake: I hate music, so I gagged your mouth!"
The audience burst into laughter!
Then, the charter woman is here!
As a result, the next plot stunned the audience again.
"Fuck, this special cat is okay?"
"It turns out that it's useful to insert yourself?"
"It's up, it turns out that it can be like this!"
The chartered wife and Ah Xing were incarnations of locomotives, and the audience who watched them were all dumbfounded.
In particular, Ah Xing is still using it as a waste, using the knife stuck in his shoulder as a rear-view mirror, which is really no one!
After some chase wars.
As expected, Ah Xing fled!
Of course "Kung Fu" can't be just funny, and certainly not just funny.
With the name "Kung Fu", of course the theme of the movie is also related to Kung Fu.
After that, because the three masters attacked the axe gang members, the charter wife was afraid of being retaliated by the axe gang and asked the three masters to leave the pig cage.
Many viewers actually see these three masters, and they really feel that they are all masters.
Because these three people really performed very well.
Axe helps so many people, and they have managed to deal with them. Isn't that a master?
The most rare thing about "Kung Fu" is not just the nonsensical funny, in fact, in many ways, it also has a cool feeling of pretending to be slapped.
For example, when the three big masters made the first shot that couldn't bear it, they felt like a hermit master.
She was still a sissy moment before, and turned into a martial arts master in the next moment.
I’m crying for the axe!
However, before the three masters left.
The Axe Gang found the second-ranked killer on the killer list, "A Heartbreak, Where to Find a Friend on the End of the World".
In fact, in Wang Yifan's view, the fighting scenes in "Kung Fu", even if it was the last one, were not as exciting as this one.
The most exciting fight in the whole film can be said to be here.
The three masters were awesome before, but they suddenly became third-rate masters against the two blind killers.
It was solved in twos or twos.
At this time, something that surprised all the audience appeared.
The charter-in-law and the charter-in-law made their grand debut.
These two are actually the masters of the real masters.
It can be said that not only the axe helped the host look dumbfounded, but the audience in the movie theater was also dumbfounded.
Because the images of these two are really far from the masters, but the renter's roar directly crippled the so-called second-ranked killer!
"Fuck, I was wrong. I thought the movie titled "Kung Fu" was just selling dog meat. I didn't expect the action scene to be so exciting!"
"The sound of the piano has turned into a thousand horses, with a heartbreak, where to find a friend in the end of the world, it really is enough!"
"The charter wife is the real cow, okay? It turns out that people's loud voice is not just loud, but they can also directly yell at the assassin!"
"Doesn't anyone think that the charter wife has been merciful? Otherwise, how can we leave them with the white little inner side?"
"Your focus does not seem right!"