Chapter 656: Speech

As the world's amnesty, the magnesium country has always been the focus of attention from all walks of life. The speech that Xiao Luo released before the bombing of the White House has long been spread around the world. The media in various countries have reported this matter. It can be said that On this day, the attention of the whole world is here, Washington, White House.
The netizens in the magnesium country have paid great attention to this matter. Some people uploaded photos of the White House garrison on the Internet, and immediately let the whole network boil.
"Oh, Shi丶t, it turns out that someone is going to blow up the White House, or else the government will send so many people to guard."
"This is already entering the first-level alert state. What is the situation, is it a wave of terrorist attacks?"
"Damn, it must have been the enemy citizens who survived the previous two wars. They came to revenge our Magnesium."
"Shut up, how many terrorists are coming, how much the federal government will kill, let the benevolence of God go to hell."
"Support the federal government, defeat the terroristism!"
The netizens of the Magnesium State have posted messages on the Internet. Of course, the terrorist attacks once again came, and a panic condensed in the sky above the Magnesium, like a haze, shrouded the country.
At this moment, President Oba of the Magnesium State gave a speech in the office building of the Ministry of National Defense, the Pentagon, in order to appease the mood of the citizens. The major online video websites and CBS TV stations broadcast live broadcasts of the speech.
Oba radiantly stood on the rostrum, using his high-pitched and confident voice to appease the mood of the citizens of the Magnesium, and at the same time said that he would bring the criminals who issued terrorist statements to justice.
"Don't be nervous, don't be afraid, don't worry too much. Everyone must believe in the federal government. I believe that I will definitely give you a satisfactory explanation. I will swear in the name of black people and will wipe the terrorists from this world." Except, let us..."
Just as he was passionate, as if speaking in a speech, all the live broadcasts suddenly switched to another picture, and a guy wearing a mask appeared in the live video of major online videos and CBS.
"what happened?"
Oba’s anger turned to the Minister of Defense, while the Minister of Defense turned to the FBI’s director, and the FBI’s director questioned the next level.
After some investigations, the FBI director stepped on the stage and whispered to Oba: "His president, the major platforms that broadcast this conference have been destroyed, and all the pictures are automatically transferred to another place."
"He is destroying?" Oba pointed to the mask mask people appear on the big silver screen.
"It should be him."
The Secretary of the FBI was embarrassed, and then he was afraid of Oba, adding that "President of the President is assured that I have ordered the masters of the computer field to go all out to fight back the control of the various platforms and will soon return to normal."
"Are you sure?"
Oba’s cold questioning, the speech of a national leader’s speech was actually hacked successfully, and the picture was directly transferred to the hacker. It is conceivable that in the future, many countries’ leaders will talk about it after a meal, This will be a joke spread around the world, and Oba's already dark face has become darker.
The FBI Director, the Minister of National Defense, the Minister of the Interior, etc., and other members of the Magnesium Cabinet have been horrified, and secretly ordered the subordinates to switch the screen at all costs and to smash it out.
At the same time, the Magnesium country is up and down. Who can think that the original live broadcast of the President’s speech will suddenly jump to another place, and there is also a person wearing a mask.
"This guy, is he the Almighty God?"
Sarah Michel looked at her computer at home, her face showing an incredible expression, and of course she knew that this was Xiao Luo.
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai also saw this scene in the auditorium of the University of Washington. Unexpectedly, the live broadcast of the president’s speech was interrupted, and then it became an inexplicable picture. This is simply unimaginable.
"How do you become a person wearing a mask? What is the situation?"
"It feels like we are Chinese. After all, what he wears is a mask of the face. Is it the big day that the Internet has threatened to blow up the White House a few days ago?"
The two face each other and they all saw the shock from the other's eyes.
Huang Ruoran and Wang Ling are on the spot. Who can think of this happening, it is too unbelievable, and some people dare to play the president of the Magnesium.
At this time, Xiao Luo, wearing a mask, spoke.
"Everyone, good morning, I am very happy to talk to all the citizens of the Magnesium State under such circumstances. First of all, let me know, don't be nervous. I am not a terrorist. I will introduce myself first. My name is Xiao Han because we are the first. I met once, so many of you will definitely ask, Who? Hu Chacha is the last name of my great-grandmother, and the answer to my credit card security question!"
Ok?
Hearing here, some Magnesium people feel very interesting. I think that the person wearing the mask will speak more humorous than the President.

When I was still in elementary school, as one of our courses, I had to go to work in the fields, saying that there was a small quarry on the right. Those people used explosives to blast the rocks. From there, I learned that the speed of light is fast. After the speed of sound, the speed of sound is about as fast as the splashing rock.
My father is a man with a bad temper, but occasionally, he will try to use jokes to inspire me, but his jokes are so bad that when I was seven, one day he asked me, oh, son, Why do you say that tofu is better than the socialist planned economy?

Xiao Luoton paused and said, "Why do I say? He said that Lao Tzu said that it is better than the socialist planned economy. It is better than the socialist planned economy, because Lao Tzu is the truth!"
"Ha ha ha..."
See here ~EbookFREE.me~ The citizens of Magnesium, who were in a state of tension, couldn’t help but laugh, and even most people laughed, because the speech of Xiao Luo is just the right Western humor. , the smiles of these magnesium people are very accurate and in place.
In the Pentagon, there are also cabinet members who can't help but laugh, but Oba has a black face, so that all those who want to laugh and dare not laugh can endure the slightest movement.
When I heard someone whispering a report saying that the live broadcast rating was more than five times faster than that of the previous one, Oba’s face was as dark as the ink. This is not to say that his live broadcast is not as good as one. Is the molecular live broadcast attractive?
On the live screen, Xiao Luo then used his own language to humiliate and provoke the majesty of President Obama: "When the dark-skinned Oba became president, I believe that everyone can become president. I hope that one day in the future. My son can also become the president of the Magnesium State.
Then I must first let him learn two languages, Chinese and English. He may ask me why I want to learn these two languages? Then I will tell him that once you become president of the Magnesium State, you must sign the legal provisions in English and talk with your creditors in Mandarin.