Chapter 700: Yue Yue is a big dirty turtle!
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 2021-03-01 09:52:47
Lie on the rope for less than 5 seconds, Xiao Yueyue took the initiative again.
The nagging on his body is very thick, swinging and affecting the balance. Although he didn't flip forward again just now, he can't carry his stomach. The place where he wears the baoyi still feels pain.
This posture doesn't work, change it again!
Xiaoyue first lifted one foot across the rope, and her two hands were tightly crossed to pull the rope, intending to lie on it.
"No ... no ... oh oh, there ... heh ..."
I did not expect that as soon as I was on the rope, the eggs between my legs would be caught by the rope. If the show was not finished, my precious eggs would be broken up first, then it would be a big loss!
This wo n’t work, that wo n’t work, Xiaoyueyue is going crazy.
The heroes were laughing at him, Huang Xiaolei patted him on the shoulder, and laughed and let him admit defeat. Xiaoyue Yue had no choice but to turn to Yang An for help.
Yang An raised his hand to summon him, and taught a few words of experience in his ears. Xiaoyue Yue was overjoyed, returned to the rope, first took the golden silk robe and wrapped her right calf, and then the right leg was over the rope Wrap your right foot and right leg with a rope twice, so that your right leg is firmly tied to the rope.
"That's a good idea!"
Huang Xiaolei couldn't help but praise, and saw Xiao Yueyue struggling to support the rope with her right leg, holding her hands firmly, her body slightly deflected, she successfully lifted off the ground, and hung on the rope.
"Come on Zeng Shaoxia!"
"Zeng Shaoxia, you must hold on!"
The Mingjiao shouted one after another, Xiaoyueyue clenched his teeth, and the sweat on his face gradually grew. He persisted, and saw the camera aimed at himself. He almost gritted his teeth and said, "I must ... Mediation ... both sides ... hatred ... Master ... revenge ... when is it ... "
Xiao Yueyue felt the hot pain in her leg, and it was estimated that it was almost worn out. There must be a place in which the golden silk robe was not protected.
But he has come to this point, and he must not easily lose words. He is the protagonist. What is sweat for him to win? What is bleeding? He had Ming Brothers in his heart, and his faith was supported by righteousness and love!
At the corner of the eye, the assistant director held up the red flag, Xiao Yueyue's body was soft, and she let out a breath, and the whole person broke down suddenly and rolled off the rope.
"Zeng Shaoxia persisted longer than Huang Women, Zeng Shaoxia won!"
The director announced the result and showed the timer to the camera. 70 seconds was enough to win.
"Zeng Shaoxia mighty!"
"Little chivalrous!"
"Good job!"
"Zeng Shaoxia! Zeng Shaoxia! Zeng Shaoxia!"
The Mingjiao shouted joyfully, shouting Zeng Aniu's name, and moved Xiao Yueyue, whose legs and legs were not very convenient, to his heart. He felt that it was worthwhile to do so, and unknowingly, he substituted for Zhang Wuji Here, they deliberately sink into the plot, these people are no longer group performances, but real Ming Brothers.
Huang Xiaolei's fist: "I'm convinced that I've taken it orally!"
Xiaoyue Yue fisted and waved her: "Girls, let's go back to the husband and teach the son, what are you going to fight?"
Huang Xiaolei laughed and returned to the Emei faction. In this battle, the Emei faction lost first.
"The Shaolin School is willing to teach Zeng Shaoxia's martial arts skills!"
It's Wang Baoqiang's turn. The tasks listed by the directors are fair. Winning or losing depends on strength.
Yang An borrowed the abrasive plaster from the assistant's side and helped Xiao Yueyue apply a little. Xiao Yueyue relaxed a lot and fisted Wang Baoqiang: "Excuse me, the monk's name?"
"The old dharma is rounded out!"
Wang Baoqiang couldn't stand the heat. After reporting his name, he raised his hand and waved it, and threw the puppet to the side, raised his body upright, and a small wind blew, making him cooler and more comfortable.
Xiao Yueyue thought it was a provocation, and she took a step back: "How are you going to be a monk, Yuantong?"
Wang Baoqiang said: "We are better than internal forces! Also, I am Yuanbao and Yuantong is my teacher."
Xiaoyueyue dumbfounded: "Aren't you right, Yuanbao? Are you internal?"
Yang An next reminded: "Zeng Shaoxia, the Shaolin School has Jiuyang Divine Power. Although it is not a complete version, it is also the supreme inner power mentality!"
Xiaoyue Yue was reminded, yes, but Zhang Wuji, he got the full version of Jiuyang Divine Gong, and the shaolin temple was the incomplete version. Whoever is more powerful can tell at a glance.
The production team sent props. One person held a large block of ice. They were not allowed to borrow external forces, such as smashing, falling, and throwing. They could only be melted with their bodies. Whoever melted first quickly proved that the deeper the internal force.
Big summer is certainly more comfortable than this, both of them are willing!
Wang Baoqiang didn't wear a shirt, directly picked up the ice cube and applied it on his body, as if he was taking a bath with soap.
Xiaoyue Yue has the same appearance. He has a lot of meat. He puts ice cubes under his armpits and his waist and abdomen. A cool feeling comes from his face. The contented under-looking look makes the crowd look around. Laugh straight.
As she rubbed, Xiao Yueyue still did not forget to hit the other side: "Master Yuantong, how about you taking a bath?"
Wang Baoqiang snorted, "Do you care if I wash?"
Xiaoyueyue laughed: "Look at you, black mud is washed out, rub it!"
Wang Baoqiang was really obedient. He rubbed his waist and fell down a little mud pills. He twisted it and looked in front of him. His fingers were misplaced and he bounced hard.
"You are disgusting!"
Xiaoyueyue escaped the hidden weapon and scolded, Wang Baoqiang grinned and did not explain.
This is ice brick, not soap. It's too ugly to do this. The camera is facing the camera. Wang Baoqiang finally puts on his body and rubs his face against the ice brick.
Xiaoyue Yue was a little irritable: "Can I eat?"
There was only laughter around, no one said no, it was edible!
Xiaoyue Yue rubbed his hands quickly, rub off some of the dust, and put it in his mouth to bite.
Click!
Bite off a small horn, but this is not enough, it is too hard to bite at all!
In addition, Wang Baoqiang washed his face and washed his arms. The ground was wet, and the water around him was misty. It seemed to melt faster, indicating that the internal force was deep. Xiao Yueyue could not lose!
Unsure of himself, Xiao Yueyue looked at Yang An again for help, and Yang An laughed: "Zeng Shaoxia, first of all, you should stand in the sunshine!"
Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized that she was hiding in the shade because she was afraid of the heat. Isn't that stupid!
He changed to the sun and looked at Yang An again, until Yang An said next.
Yang An spoke again, grinning: "Second ..."
What's next? He didn't know what to say. Instead, he looked at Xiaoyueyue's waist and belly. He wanted to remind you to put the ice bricks in your clothes, crouch and hold them, and try to let the ice bricks be covered by you in all directions. Cover your skin so that it melts quickly.
Xiaoyue Yue was a little stunned. The expression on his face was weird. At first he was confused, then thought of something, his eyes widened, it was unbelievable, and at last he came to realize that his determination was determined.
"For the Ming dynasty, I once ran out of a cow!"
Xiao Yueyue took a tragic oath, stood in the sun, and unfastened his belt under the large court.
The onlookers all exclaimed, covering their eyes, blushing, and dare not look at it again.
The men all cheered loudly, applauded, and shouted loudly.
Xiao Yueyue shoved the ice brick somewhere, sandwiched it with his two legs, covered it, squatted down, his mouth became o-shaped, his eyes rolled upwards, and his expression crooked.
Yang An was stupid. He definitely didn't mean this, and this scene must not be shown on TV to the audience. This Nima absolutely ruined the three views!
He quickly shouted, "Sister Zeng, I let you put it in your arms and cover it. I didn't let you put it there. This section is awkward!"
The laughter of the audience laughed aloud, screaming awful, Xiao Yueyue came to her senses, and turned out to be in trouble. She stood up quickly and smiled awkwardly without knowing: "Sorry, sorry, I'll take it out, and Take a photo, I'm sorry, brother, I'll take a photo again when I pose! "
Fortunately, this is a recorded program. If live broadcast, Xiao Yueyue will definitely be scolded by the netizens as a big dirty turtle, and it will be a big deal!
Wang Baoqiang really laughed. He even took the ice cubes as soap to take a bath. He did not expect that Xiaoyue Yue, the Lich King, was even more disgusted. When he saw Xiao Yueyue digging the ice bricks from his crotch, he laughed all over Soap, ah, it was an ice cube, flew out with a bang, hit a few rolls on the mud, slipped far, and landed right in front of Xiaoyueyue.
Wang Baoqiang quickly trot a few steps, squatted down to pick it up, Xiao Yueyue screamed, "Come on, Master Yuanbao is going to pick up soap!"
People around have not recovered from Xiao Yueyue's hilarity just now.
Wang Baoqiang was so frightened to stand up straight ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Soap was not picked up, his smile turned into a crying face, looked at Xiaoyue Yue resentfully: "What do you mean?"
Xiaoyueyue has put his ice cube on his belly, squatted to cover the heat, and stretched out a hand, pointing at the ice cube covered with a layer of sand on the ground in front of him. Pee! I said that you can't use external forces. If you want to do this, you are fouling! "
Wang Baoqiang squatted down again and reached out to pick it up.
"Pick the soap!"
Xiao Yueyue burst into tears, and angry Wang Baoqiang grabbed the ice cube and fled quickly.
The actors at the scene laughed today probably longer than a year, especially the Ming Jiao people behind Yang An. They were so imposing that they laughed and waved their fists to cheer.
Wang Baoqiang was crazy. The remaining ice cubes were not big, but there was ash on it. He always felt dirty after scrubbing his body. He was so troubled by Xiao Yueyue just now that time was delayed and he could not win.
"Ahhhh!"
Wang Baoqiang rubbed his hands desperately. After rubbing off the ash, he began to rub his body and take a bath. Xiao Yueyue squatted there uncomfortably. He also stood up. The ice brick in his hand became a popsicle. The popsicle became smaller and smaller, and became a popsicle.
Click!
Xiaoyue bit a piece, chewed it twice, and bit a piece again.
When Wang Baoqiang couldn't see anything right, he didn't have much left. He went to bite, but it was a little thicker, and he didn't bite.
The two red-eyed, and competed at the final speed. After Xiao Yueyue snapped everything, her mouth was filled with ice cubes, and she raised her hand with a sobbing motion: "Five ... Seven ... It's over! Hehe"
In summer, Xiao Yueyue was desperately opening her mouth and vomiting white mist.
Wang Baoqiang has nothing left to eat, he can only watch the director announce: "Zeng Shaoxia won!" To be continued ~ EbookFREE.me ~ friends, you can search for "blue book", you can immediately Find this site.