Chapter 71: Yang An, shameless ~

越 Li Yue complained: "Yang An, you tell me honestly, who are all the players today? When I checked in, I saw Bao Ling and Kungfu, I almost didn't want to say anything!"
Cao Xiaobao also nodded: "Too much pressure, Brother Yang, will we be PK off in the first period?"
Yang An waved and said firmly, "I promise, we will never be PK off in the first phase!"
The two of them were relieved, Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao winked. "Let's just say, if the host dies on the stage in the first period, how shameful! Yang An must say hello to the ticket counting staff."
Yang Andao: "I didn't say hello to the staff. I mean, the votes in the two installments will be accumulated, and the last one will be eliminated. Therefore, we can support at least two shows!"
The smiles of the two were frozen instantly, and they pushed Yang An's chest together: "Who makes fun with you? Is it interesting?"
Yang An hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay, don't make a joke. I've revealed that they have four groups of people who invited me to interact during the performance, so as long as we get a good sign and wait for the moment I play, I promise that all the audience will cheer! So, even if they perform well, they are building momentum for me, and I don't believe that they will not be able to support the third period! "
瞧 "Look at your success! Just want to go to the third period?"
"You're the director, producer, and host, don't you take the first place, are you sorry?"
"Yang Geer, let me tell you, the old guys in the comic dialogue world have been sharpening their swords for a month. They are all waiting to watch our show and watching the jokes of the comic comics. You still plan to stay in the third round and be careful. Their mouths are verbal! "
Yang An was most helpless about this, but he decided to stand up and talk to one another, and he was ready to be accused of being criticized. Someone had to do it first.
6 At 6 o'clock in the evening, the audience began to line up to enter.
Blue Ocean TV invited 500 audiences, divided into 20 generations (20-30 years old, the same later), 30 generations, and 40 generations. This is to count the preferences of audiences of different ages, and adjust the follow-up team for the program group. Provide reference.
Among them, 30 are young people selected from local art schools in Blue Ocean. They are all handsome men and women. These people are the most easily photographed group in the auditorium, which can increase the average face value of the audience.
Another 350 people were publicly recruited from the "Blue Ocean Morning News", "Blue Ocean Metropolis Daily", Huangyi.com, and Blue Ocean.com, and many other media. The audience has been hyping for nearly a month. The audience can't wait to watch this new program. .
The rest of the quota is given to the media and the entertainment industry. These audiences are added as insurance. They are good at interacting with actors, wandering, whistling, good at cooperation, and good at advocating.
On the surface, the 500 public judging panels are fair and independent natural persons, but at least one third of them are under the control of Blue Ocean TV. If Yang An is unable to control the field, or to the extent that the results of the game must be manipulated, these judges You'll get hints for black box operations.
Of course, Yang An does not want to be reduced to the point of controlling the results of the game. Blue Ocean TV is doing this only as a precautionary measure for insurance. After all, this is the first issue of "Happy Comedy". It can only succeed, not fail!
The closer is to the recording time, the more intense the atmosphere in each room of the lounge area.
Yang An and the photographer knocked on the door one by one, and first came to the brother's room: "Come, draw in order!"
Ma Xin was inferred by others, grabbed one in the transparent ball box held by Miss Liyi, and unscrewed to see: "No. 3!"
"This position is a bit awkward!"
号 3 is in the middle, and everyone doesn't like this point very much. In case the first two groups perform extremely well, their pressure will become infinite.
Yang'an said: "Because Xiaodongbei turned to your card, so the number 3 is their order, and your order, I will tell you later!"
Everyone mourned for a while: "What? You still have to suffer!"
Yang An exited the room with a smile: "Have a good rest!"
The second group was looking for Xiaodongbei. Jin Dabao had to draw by himself and looked at a dark-skinned guy. Yang An joked: "Dabao, isn't anyone saying that your hands are black?"
"I'm all black!"
Jin Dabao grinned his teeth, stretched out his hands and stirred for a long time before taking out a ball: "No. 1! My mother! I'm going to cry ... No. 1!"
Xiao Xiaodongbei responded quickly: "Are we going to change numbers with the brothers who love to laugh?"
Yang An laughed: "Yes, they smoked No. 3. Dabao, I can assure you that you can't leave here alive today. The brothers who love to laugh must hate you. You, the black hand, gave them Draw 1! "
大 Jin Dabao was crying, rubbing his hands constantly, and babbling towards the camera again and again: "Brothers who love to laugh are sorry, 俺 nickname is Jin Dahei ..."
Next, Zhen Ling was drawn to No. 5, Kungfu was drawn to No. 2, and Li Yue was drawn to No. 4. According to the replacement rules and sequence, Kungfu and Li Yue changed first, then Li Yue and Zhen Ling changed, so Lin Yunshe was lucky. Ranked 5th.
The last Zhou Jinci on the 6th looks the luckiest, no one grabs him.
一切 It all seems very fair, but what about it?
Yang An designed a rule for forced exchange, just to control the order of performances and adjust the playback process for himself, for example, he can't be the first one to play.
Of course, he can also cheat, leaving a better position for the players he wants to support, the weak players, because he knows which ball is which number, and Li Yue is his own. The scene of the scene, deliberately choose the person who is more in his favor, and forcibly change the number with the other party to achieve the purpose.
Fortunately, the order of the lottery today is not bad, and it is not necessary to use it as a trick. The order of appearance is Brothers Aixiao, Baoling, Xiaodongbei, Kungfu, Lin Yunshe, Zhou Jinci.
分钟 Five minutes before the opening, Yang An was wearing a pretty black evening dress, listening to the headset, holding a reminder card, and waiting for the makeup artist to make his final makeup treatment.
The players in the 26 lounges basically stared at the surveillance TV in the room, guessing what kind of start this would be.
Hai Duan Haishan issued orders in the monitoring system. Employees of all types of work were ready. After the countdown, the studio lighting gradually turned on.
Yang An came out in the sound of music and walked onto an arc-shaped stage channel. He was filled with cheering spectators in front and behind him, and the lights gradually shone on him. The first season of "Happy Comedy" officially started!
五 The audience of 500 stood together and gave Yang An the warmest applause and cheers for a long time!
安 Yang An smiled, looked around, and leaned slightly in thankfulness.
He is really handsome today. The makeup artist changed his hairstyle and made him a little more mature. He became a wise, gentle, cultured, connotative host.
The closest distance between the audience of the "Comedy Comedian" and the host is not more than 1 meter, which is estimated to be the first TV show in the world. Many people are fans of "Jiang Hu Xiao Tan", who are coming for Yang An's new show. Interacting with your idols at such a close distance, many people's enthusiasm have been ignited, and even female fans want to rush to hug Yang An!
After a while, Yang An finally spoke: "Good evening everyone, everyone, I'm Yang An!"
Oh oh oh!
The audience responded enthusiastically, once again sending out applause and cheers.
Yang An Road: "Yang An's personal variety show is about to start!"
Sahahahaha ...
Cries ...
After the audience laughed and coaxed, they followed with a familiar hiss. This is a habit passed from "Jianghuxiaotan". It is an exclusive way of cheering for Yang An. The louder the boo, the more the audience loves him!
I still have a familiar taste and a familiar way of hosting. After more than a month, Yang An finally stood on the stage of the variety show again, which made many people feel emotional.
Yang An laughed: "Tonight, the performance of nearly two hours is too long, and I will lose energy. Everyone should know that I held a personal concert at the 60,000 Workers Stadium in Zhongjing a month ago. Because I was worried about my physical strength, I specially invited the Red Wolf, Mo Wen, Lu Xun and they sang a few songs ... "
Cries ...
The audience almost laughed crazy, and someone shouted after shouting, "Shameless ~"
笑 The smile on Yang An ’s face instantly freezes. The audience thought he was angry. I did n’t expect Yang An to twist it suddenly, pointing at the buddy and saying,
What are you talking about? I hate it ~

Boom!
Most of the audience laughed, this Yang An is even cheaper than in "Mirror House"!
After such a disruption, Yang An seemed to have forgotten his words and asked the audience, "Where did I just say?"
的 The female audience closest to him screamed in excitement: "You are out of energy!"
Yang An nodded: "Yeah ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I'm physically weak ..."
Suddenly he took a small step backwards, looked at the female audience in surprise, the boss with glaring eyes, embarrassed face, and hurriedly said, "What are you talking about? You hate ~"
"Hahahaha!"
There is a male audience who understands in seconds and laughs wildly.
The reaction was a little slower and was reminded, followed by a big laugh, and the studio gradually filled with boos and laughter. A lot of female audiences did n’t understand what the laugh was, but after being reminded by some big men, all of them Blushing, the female audience had Xia Fei's cheeks, but still full of courage, staring at Yang An provocatively.
Yang An returned to a normal expression and said: "Today is really my personal variety show. What I just said is a stand-up cross talk, I hope everyone likes it. But I just said the cross talk was too monotonous, and I would invite other people to the stage, interspersed Perform a few sketches, dance a few dances, sing a few songs or something. "
Cries ...
The audience cheered again. The elder brother who just cheered just now: "Swing together!"
Sahahahaha ...
The audience laughed!
Today's show really became Yang An's personal variety show. Yang An pointed in that direction, pretending to be serious, and warned: "This brother, don't make trouble, we are a serious show ... I Read by card ... Welcome everyone to watch Blue Comedy "Happy Comedy"! "
The applause is thunderous!
Uh ...
PS: vote for free recommendation ~ EbookFREE.me ~ welcome book readers to read, the latest, fastest, hottest serial works are all in ~ EbookFREE.me ~ mobile users please read.