Chapter 72: You can't do that.

After briefly introducing the voting rules of the 500 jury, Yang An said, "Today's first contestants, they represent the newcomer of Chinese comedy. The boss behind them is a very talented and very handsome young man, haha ​​... ... "
The audience laughed out of courtesy, followed by a few echoes, but felt inexplicable. What did Yang An say and laughed?
Yang An continued: "It took them less than three months to bring the hilarious variety show" Jianghu Xiaotan "to a high level of 1.35% in the country, please love brothers!"
Oh oh oh oh ~~
The audience then reacted. Is n’t Yang An the boss of the brothers who love to laugh? This guy even boasted in front of the TV audiences across the country. No wonder he laughed so sadly, hehehehe, this shameful ~
There are many people who like the brothers who love to laugh. The applause sounds, the stage gradually darkens, the spotlight hits the huge red curtain, and the curtain rises slowly.
The stage layout is very simple, a sofa, a large screen behind the sofa, a microphone stand, nothing more.
Oh!
The audience cheered and shouted, and applause was given to the actor Bai Yutang. He was wearing a black dress, white shirt, black bow tie, costume and hairstyle exactly the same as the host Yang An!
Baiyutang stood in the center of the stage, looked around, bowed deeply to the audience, and his actions were exactly the same as Yang An!
"Good evening, audience friends, welcome to the recording site of" Jiang Hu Xiao Tan ", I am the director Yang An!"
Woo ~~
The audience on the stage booed, as if Bai Yutang didn't hear it, he drew his ears, and the hissing was even louder. He finally laughed with satisfaction: "I really love this kind of booing!"
Ha ha ha ha ... The audience is happy, it turns out that this product is really imitating Yang An, and the imitating is quite similar!
Bai Yutang turned around and shouted, "Brothers and guests on the stage come on, the first show, slippery, ready to record!"
The music sounded, Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei appeared with all the members of the Laughing Brothers.
One of them was holding an axe, dancing an axe, and came out from the screen divided into two sides. The most unbearable thing was that they were all wearing black dresses, all imitating Yang An!
Yang An lowered her head and laughed, unable to look directly at her forehead. These guys, when they first came up with the idea, almost didn't laugh at him. Is this the laughing brother? Obviously it is the axe to help!
This link, Cai Xiaofei is responsible for the funny.
At the moment when the music was fixed, everyone had to hold the axe to pose the POSS. Cai Xiaofei was originally fat. He was too hard, the dress buttons collapsed, and the black coat was split on both sides, revealing the white shirt inside, but Cai Xiaofei chose a short shirt, and when he lifted the axe, the belly button and waist fat were all exposed!
Cai Xiaofei quickly put down his axe and pulled the tight-fitting suit awkwardly, but his body shape determined that this was impossible. He yanked hard and even tore the white shirt into pieces, making the audience laugh!
"Big brothers love to welcome artists from all walks of life to record the program, we will definitely treat every guest in good faith!" Shouted Bai Yutang.
The audience laughed, the black suit, raised an axe, a group of unreliable show groups, did any artists dare to record the show?
Others stepped down in sequence, ready to start recording slippery.
Ma Xin said in a dilemma: "Guide Yang, the 22.5-degree was not built. How can I record it?"
Bai Yutang said: "Our program has limited funding and we have no money to prop up!"
Ma Xin shook his head again and again: "How can I play slippery without a slope?"
Cai Xiaofei asked: "Guide Yang, do you want the audience to watch the program with their heads tilted?"
Bai Yutang said rightly to the host: "Tiring your head to see how tired it is, of course, you can't embarrass the audience! Remember, we are a serious and funny team, this professional quality is definitely there! Come, camera brother, Can you tilt your machine diagonally? "
I looked at it crookedly?
The camera is tilted?
The audience laughed loudly. Is this really 22.5 degrees? You guys are really serious and funny, they are really professional!
The photographer in the market shouted, "You can't do it!"
Bai Yutang clapped his hands, and said to the two helplessly: "Listen, the camera can't do it, and the audience can't tilt their heads, what can I do? The program group has no funds, and the game cannot be recorded.
Cai Xiaofei and Ma Xin shouted in unison: "It doesn't matter, the brothers who love to laugh have a way to overcome difficulties!"
any idea? The audience was all curious, and saw Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei sitting on the sofa. Bai Yutang picked up a field record board from the ground and snapped the board: "Action!"
I saw Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei suddenly leaned to the side, simulating the posture of being on a slope.
Bai Yutang, holding the microphone stand with one hand for support, leaned quickly to 22.5 degrees, and under his feet, he could not resist the gravitational force, and continued to slide backward, trying to move upwards.
Wow!
The audience cheered, thunderous applause, and the audience exclaimed. The three simulations are very similar!
The laymen watched the excitement, the laymen watched the doorway, and the rest of the group of players watching the show in the lounge were also surprised.
Xiao Xiaodongdong pointed at the TV and sighed, "I know him, Bai Yutang, and the pillars of Changbai Mountain Repertory Theatre. He came from a traditional opera performance. The basic skills of stage performance are very solid. It turned out to be very powerful!"
大 Jin Dabao said: "This is really real kung fu, but it is so tiring. The brothers who love to laugh are really hard to fight!"
Xiaodongbei was depressed: "I know that coming here is definitely not a good stubble! Whoever loves to take the lead, who else is next? Li Laogen or Bao Ling? Isn't this a comedy show, the first scene is like this Do you want to be so exaggerated! "
In another room, Tang Baoer and Zhen Ling sat together and applauded.
Tang Baoer said: "Bai Yutang's acting skills are getting more and more exquisite. Look at his steps and the flexibility of his body. Isn't it particularly smooth? Linger, let's perform the second performance. It's a lot of pressure now. Yeah! "
Zhen Zhenling stood up: "Let ’s go, let ’s go backstage for the show! The best way to decompress is to stop watching him!"
I feel pressured not only by the Baoling team, but all the contestants are all mixed and uncomfortable.
The photographer faithfully records the expressions of each group of players. The more entangled the players are, the television viewers will like to watch in the future!
On the stage, Bai Yutang shouted, "Music!"
The fierce drumbeat sounded. This is the Red Wolf version of "Swing Together". This song has spread all over China in this month. Streets and lanes are singing, countless bars, night shows, rock music festivals, TV music shows, Every singer has adapted it.
Now, the songwriter Yang An is also on the scene, and the fake Yang An played by Bai Yutang is also holding the microphone and dancing hard. He is standing on the flat ground, and he has to tilt his body to pretend to be standing on the slope. It's much more difficult to dance than to stand on the slope!
The audience stood up, raised their hands and followed the music. Hi, Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei on the sofa also stood up, crooked their bodies, and twisted their bodies, but Cai Xiaofei stood unstable and fell down in front of the sofa.
"Stop!" Bai Yutang suddenly shouted to stop, the music stopped, Ma Xin tilted his body and looked at him with Cai Xiaofei lying on the floor.
"Our" Jianghuxiaotan "must keep improving, details, pay attention to details, remember that we are serious about funny! Cai Xiaofei, have you fallen? Are you recording slippery? Do you know where you are wrong? ? "
Every time I asked, Cai Xiaofei nodded once, and finally came to his senses: "Yeah! I will slip down after I fall ... But! Yang Dao! Yang Dao! Why do I lie on the ground?"
Bai Yutang returned to the microphone stand: "You want to recruit yourself, don't blame me, who call us the poor crew!"
The expression on Cai Xiaofei's face is much better than crying, which is too difficult for people!
The audience laughed, this poor crew was too dumb, isn't that difficult?
The music continued. Bai Yutang and Ma Xin danced crookedly. Cai Xiaofei gritted his teeth and took off his jacket. His back turned out to be a miniature skateboard with wheels. He lay down on the ground, raised his butt, and began to slide to the side of the stage. The audience laughed.
The end of the slippery session is followed by Copy's no-aliasing and the dark room. At each step, the crew will encounter such problems, but the phrase "love to laugh brothers can overcome difficulties!" Has been said three times, deep Deeply implanted in the hearts of the audience.
The last link, the mirror house.
Baiyutang pointed to the two: "Today's mirror house is a scene of execution. You two play the executioner and bring the sword!"
After the two returned to the screen ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Ma Xin held a toy knife and drew it onto a person, the blade will retract.
蔡 And Cai Xiaofei was holding a wide-bladed butcher's meat cleaver.
Bai Yutang looked around: "Where are the guests? We can't do it!"
Cai Xiaofei said: "Guide Yang, the show crew has no money to reimburse for the fare, and the guest was detained by my brother."
"Bring up my brother? We have no money, and our guests have no money?"
Sad music sounded, Bai Yutang sighed: "Don't think that this will knock me down Yang An. I have gone through more difficult situations! The brothers who love to laugh can overcome the difficulties!"
The three of them shouted together, and then looked at Yang An on the side of the stage together.
Yang An was originally sitting on a high stool, stared at by a few people, immediately got up, and asked with caution: "What do you want to do?"
The audience laughed and gave his applause to Yang An.
What do you want to do? Can't see it yet? The mirror house is the most well-known and loved and hateful smile, isn't it Yang An's tricky guest? My big host, now they want to fix you!
The three of them came over, shook one step at a time, shrugged their shoulders, leaned on their chin, and whistled softly, as if the three lands were flowing.
Baiyutang smiled and said, "Brothers, did you see that there is a guy who looks exactly like me, don't use makeup, just bring it to the mirror room!"
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