Chapter 73: Tell your kid to drink tofu brain!

Yang An stepped back quickly and said, "I warn you, don't come ... Hey, hey! Help, help!"
A group of people in black rushed from the backstage. It was the rest of the brothers who loved to laugh. They suddenly blocked the back road, seized Yang An, and forcibly pulled to the center of the stage.
The audience laughed, all applauded, and the artists in the lounge also laughed and applauded. Everyone guessed that this is the most popular part of the "Jianghu laugh"-anti-rectification Yang An!
Yang An was struggling, but he could only protect his hair and shouted, "Hair, don't scratch my head, pay attention to my hair! And clothes, this is A Ni Ma's dress, 10,000 yuan One set, be careful not to rip it up! "
Bai Yutang grabbed the trademark of Yang An's suit and looked at it. He was furious and said, "It's you! We are the mud horse, and your kid is obviously wearing Armani! Hey, the salary was not paid last month, You can afford Armani, brothers, what do you do? "
Ma Xin raised his foot to kick: "Stop him! Tell your kid to drink tofu and put sugar on it!"
Yang An shouted: "Kicked wrong, kicked wrong, I am a salt party!"
Cai Xiaofei was even more angry, kicked over with a big kick: "Tell your kid to drink tofu brain and put salt!"
Yang An: "I ... I drink two bowls at a time, a bowl sweet and a bowl salty!"
Bai Yutang added the last kick: "Tell your kid to drink tofu brain!"
Yang An almost fainted!
The audience laughed awkwardly, shouting, oh oh, this boss Yang, anyway, no one inside or outside is pretending to act like this, this can't be grudged by the people under him!
After the turmoil and coaxing, Yang An was resisted, tied her hands, and held by several black men who could not move.
Cai Xiaofei came up with the butcher's cleaver, Bai Yutang shouted out loudly, "Are you wrong?"
Yang An nodded quickly: "I was wrong, I was really wrong ... But brother, you didn't act like this during rehearsal!"
The audience laughed! Everyone can guess that the interaction with the host or the audience on the stage must have been rehearsed. Who knows that Yang An will be turned into this by his brother team. This character is really funny!
Bai Yutang shouted, "It's rare to catch you once, and it's comfortable for two full minutes! I ask you, did you get paid last month?"
Yang An nodded repeatedly: "Fafafa!"
Tong Baiyutang was not satisfied yet, took out a stack of train tickets from his right pocket: "Is the train ticket coming to the contest reimbursed?"
Yang An smiled bitterly: "Report newspaper!"
Bai Yutang took out a stack of food and beverage invoices from his left pocket: "Eat two thousand!"
Yang Andao: "Reporting!"
Bai Yutang digs another stack: "Big health is four thousand!"
Yang Andao: "Report newspaper! Wait for a while! Great health?"
The audience laughed loudly, Bai Yutang looked awkward, and suddenly raised the volume: "Big health care is not willing to be reimbursed, stingy! Brothers, let's count the new hatred! The mirror house recording begins, the executioners, practice!
The mirror house begins, the execution scene, the executioner Ma Xin wants to cut off Bai Yutang's head, the executioner Cai Xiaofei wants to cut off Yang An's head.
Contrast habitually, Ma Xin chopped a thin carrot with a small toy dagger and chopped it off with difficulty.
Then Cai Xiaofei picked up the butcher's chopping knife, and easily cut the thick white radish into two pieces, and then he smiled at Yang An hehe.
The audience exclaimed, this is not a joke, Cai Xiaofei is holding a real knife, extremely sharp!
Yang An also saw it, constantly struggling, shouting for help, but the man in black held him tightly, and he couldn't break free.
Bai Yutang laughed loudly: "Execution!"
Yang An struggled hard, the whole person fell to the sofa, the man in black rushed to hold it, Cai Xiaofei also crouched, and there was chaos on the court.
Suddenly, with a scream, Cai Xiaofei, a fat man, stood up quickly to avoid, but the butcher knife in his hand was gone. He pointed at Yang An who was no longer struggling on the ground and whispered to Bai Yutang, "Yang Yang, it's broken, I really Cut it down ... "
The crowd was startled, and the men in black were frightened, and they all dispersed and retreated to the background.
Yang An was lying on the sofa, not knowing whether she was alive or dead. Bai Yutang and Ma Xin looked around and quickly took Cai Xiaofei to the side and said, "Since he has been killed, now that he has been killed," Jiang Hu Xiao Tan "is our three Be a boss! "
"That's right! This stingy boss, even big health care is not willing to be reimbursed, deserve it!"
"That's it, let's go now and go back and share the spoils!"
"Fighting locals, splitting fields, splitting women, hahahaha, go!"
The cheerful music sounded, all the brothers who loved to laugh exited, and the audience gave warm applause.
But as soon as the curtain fell halfway, I saw Yang An tremble and stand up, and a butcher's chopping knife was cut on his face door in this way, with the blade from the center of the eyebrow, along the bridge of the nose, and the acupuncture point to the chin. .
Yang An held this prop chopping knife in his mouth, made a look of weakness that was severely cut, leaning on the sofa, pointing in the background, shouting vaguely: "Come back ... you guys who have no conscience ……come back……"
The audience laughed and gave the warmest applause and cheers to the brothers of Aixiao. The curtain fell and the first team performance was over!
Soon, the laughing brothers came out from the side of the stage, bending one by one, and clapping with the audience on both sides of the aisle.
Yang An held the prop machete in his hand, and in front of all the audience, bite a small pole on the blade with his mouth, and showed it to the camera to see the details. The tragedy on that face was amused.
"Dangerous moves, children must not imitate!"
Yang An joked and introduced: "Brothers who love to laugh are the comedy team I took the lead in setting up, Ma Xin, Cai Xiaofei, Bai Yutang. They are all very good young comedians! Before we did the show, we really encountered many difficulties in the early stage. But the brothers who love to laugh are never afraid to overcome difficulties and face difficulties. This is a small achievement today. Come, let us all bow to the audience and thank you for your continued support! "
The audience applauded to everyone who bowed. Yang An let them out without much introduction. This was mainly to avoid the suspicion of canvassing.
Yang Andao: "Look, I said that today is my personal variety show, you just don't believe it. Now I feel a bit physically weak and need to rest, so, then, I will call another team to replace my team. , They are my favorite comedians, and I want to say to them, do n’t leave after school, we love laughing brothers and want to associate with you! Applause please!

The audience laughed and guessed that it was the Baoling Art Troupe, because the brothers who love to laugh are bachelors, the Baoling Art Troupe are all women, everyone is a companion in the comedy industry, Yang An turned out to be a matchmaker!
"Bao Ling!"
"Must be Baoling! I said, comedians can't stop asking them!"
"The two women can hold up the whole day!"
还未 The entertainers who haven't played yet watch TV and all swear swear.
Sure enough, the curtain opened. Tang Baoer was wearing an OL suit, with exquisite makeup, long shawl hair, black frame glasses, black stockings, high heels, sitting elegantly on an office chair, slowly tasting with a glass of red wine, which was perfect. The example of a woman aroused cheers from the audience.
Baoling is best at using the visual impact on the audience. This sketch is called "My Struggle". Tang Baoer is the chief designer of the jewelry company. Rural girl Zhen Ling is a college student who comes to apply for it. Zhen Ling finally struggled with her own efforts and broke through obstacles. , And finally won everyone's recognition and proved himself.
Zhen Ling took her own designed necklace and handed it to Tang Baoer. Tang Baoer took out her designed necklace and told Zhen Ling what is a boutique.
The two women were dissatisfied with each other and each wore their own necklace. Colleagues also talked and split into two factions.
Tang Baoer stopped other people from talking, pointed at Yang An, smiled at the audience, and asked, "Women are not beautiful, shouldn't men comment?"
"Yes!" The audience laughed and cobbled, echoing in unison.
Yang An pointed at herself, with horror in his face, and asked awkwardly in a laugh, "Is it me again?"
The audience laughed and someone shouted, "Yang brother, come on!"
"Choose one you like!"
"Sister Zhen Ling is your true love!"
宝 Tang Baoer smiled with a smile, proudly gave Yang An a kiss, and then twitched his fingers, and Yang An stepped on the stage involuntarily.
Cries ...
The audience cheered again, and Tang Baoer stepped on the cat step to greet him. He deliberately reached out and stroked and played with Yang An's bow tie. He then circled around him, held his chest up, showed the necklace around his neck, and blew up like a blue orchid: " Do you like me?"
Yang An quickly closed her eyes, raised her hands to perform the monk's chanting, and smiled bitterly: "The color is empty, the color is empty ... female donor, please let the poor monk go west ..."
The audience laughed, Tang Baoer snorted and turned away.
I saw Zhen Ling also wanted to learn to walk with cat steps. Her body walked like a Garfield. In the laughter of the audience, Yang An stepped back in two steps: "What do you want to do?"
Zhen Ling took Yang An's arm by one hand, and held him in his arms with the same strength, and held up the necklace on her chest with her other hand ~ EbookFREE.me ~ with a charming smile: "Am I beautiful?"
Yang An turned back: "Staff, take a pot, I want to vomit ... oh, don't yell at me, don't yell at me, as long as you promise to persuade others to associate with our laughing brothers at night, I will admit you nice……"
The audience was all laughing and crazy, Zhen Ling came back proudly, and after being recognized by Yang An, she finally became the company's jewelry designer!
The performance of Wu Baoling's team ended, and all the cast members stood in a row to thank the audience.
Yang An applauded: "Thank you for the wonderful performance of the Baoling team. You guys helped me pick the ten-minute field, I am very grateful."
Tang Baoer pouted and laughed: "As long as we don't steal your limelight."
Yang An Road: "Of course not. 唉 I ask, most of Baoling's members are girls, right?"
Tang Bao'er said, "In fact, there are also two men, one is the driver and the other is moving. The two occasionally play a supporting role."
Yang An asked again: "Are you still recruiting men?"
Zhen Zhenling laughed and patted Yang An's arm and said, "It must be as handsome as you!"
Yang An clapped her hands and was overjoyed: "The brothers who love to laugh are all handsomer than me, so let's go. Take a break and wait until the festival is over!"
The audience gave applause to Baoling's team. Zhen Ling did not forget to play with Bao Bao in the audience seat and sell votes by the way.
Just five minutes ago, when the Baoling team interacted with Yang An, Xiaobeidong and Jin Dabao and others were already waiting in the backstage preparation area. They looked at each other after seeing the TV picture, and their hearts sank.
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