Chapter 74: I'm scratching your beard!

Five minutes ago, when Tang Baoer and Zhen Ling were interacting with Yang An, Jin Dabao was annoyed: "This time! It seems that today's six groups of players are thinking of going together, and are looking forward to interacting with Yang An. Please, the audience jury! Kitako, will we interact with Yang An later? "
Xiao Xiaodongbei also had headaches. The people around him were waiting for him to decide. He finally said resolutely: "Let's have no time to change now. Perform as originally planned!"
Jin Dabao was helpless: "The third position is really not good, the brothers who love to laugh are lucky!"
I really do. The first time I loved the brothers to interact with Yang An, it was called surprise.
The second interaction between Baoling and Yang An was also quite interesting.
But if all the teams interact with Yang An, it will be boring for the audience. Xiao Dongbei, ranked third, will do the same. I am afraid that some people will follow the joke.
Xiaodongbei said solemnly: "This is the first game, and I smell the smell of killing! Brothers, if you don't want to lose, all of you will cheer me up."
Everyone gathered in a circle and folded their hands together: "One, two, three, come on!"
Strength is the last word. The Northeast Folk Art Troupe has been playing for decades. Their heritage is not in vain. From the first act of the audience, the audience began to laugh.
小 On the stage, Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao competed for super powers. A small finger of Xiaodongbei can make a person fall down, and he can chop an enemy five meters away with a single knife in the air.
Jin Dabao was ten meters apart, raised his right hand high, pinched the void, and made a vocal sound in his mouth, doing work to the side of the stage.
Yang An suddenly stared at his eyes, his hands around his neck, struggling hard, struggling as if he was really choked by Jin Dabao.
Jin Dabao was anxious and yelled, "Yang An, wrong! I'm scratching your beard, not your neck!"
I go ... The audience is all laughing and laughing. Is there such a special feature? How did you rehearse beforehand, should you two be so funny!
Yang An was obviously stunned, and uttered a sentence: "It's not my neck, I can do my beard!"
After I finished speaking, he squeezed his chin by himself, grinning with painful fangs, how could he have a beard? This performance was too exaggerated, and the audience watched them lean back and forth, laughing loudly.
Xiaodongbei and Jin Dabao are indeed one of the top comedy teams in China. The popularity is not covered. When the performance ends, the audience stands up and gives applause to them. Jin Dabao is a person who loves to express himself. The audience interacted and pulled a lot of votes.
第四 The fourth Kungfu crew obviously also figured this out. Yang An was called to the backstage before the announcement. The leader Ji Weicheng said: "I want to change the scene and stay with you for the next performance!"
Yang An is a bit worried: "Uncle Ji, it is too dangerous to change the scene. The interaction is a little bit more. The effect may not be good, but it is better than acting!"
Bian Jiwei Cheng said: "Don't worry, this section is cut out from the main drama. We have performed it thousands of times. OK, we should go."
Recording and broadcasting programs is like this, the backstage may have to be prepared for a long time, but the audience are all qualified people, and it will be fine to wait a little longer.
Yang An returned to the stage. In order to wait for the scene layout of the Kungfu team behind the curtain, he began to tell jokes to the audience, delaying time. Anyway, some things were destined to be cut off. Instead, he could say whatever he wanted at the scene, and he even deliberately teased that. His "strengthless" female fan flushed the girl with shame, and other audience members applauded, hoping that Yang An said a little bit more.
Ready prompts came out of the monitor headphones. Yang An returned to the official. Looking at the reminder card, he said, "The following group of players is a world-class Chinese comedy team. Their works have swept through several famous European drama awards. Does Broadway ’s private show specialize in your own show sound very powerful? Applause is welcome! "
The audience cheered, this sounds very tall, world-class, sweeping Europe, Broadway special, who is this?
Because of the little publicity to the Kungfu team in China, the surnames of ordinary bosses are not very clear, but in the entertainment circle of opera, the brothers Aixiao, Baoling, and Xiaodongbei know more about them, and they are talking in the rest area.
"Kungfu! Absolutely them!"
"It's them, it's a stage show of Chinese martial arts. It's so good now!"
"The comedian's show 啧啧, oh I go, I just want to say to the comedian's organizing committee, you are amazing, even the king of the world-renowned small theater can please!"
These three groups are full of admiration, but in fact their hearts are very depressed.
Xiao Dongbei and Zhen Ling remembered the scene where Yang An visited the door a month ago. At that time, Yang An said so well: "The top PK of the top comedy team in China, as long as it can win the championship, the little golden man is yours, and the reputation It's yours. A hundred million viewers across China will love you. Your status in the Chinese comedy world will reach an unprecedented height! "
But after recording the show, they realized that things are not so simple, it is very easy to get the first place, but this little golden man is really not easy to take!
Su Zhenling suddenly uttered a shock, and whispered, "Sister Baoer, to be honest, I am a little bit regretful that I have come to this stage now."
Tong Yi'er looked at her in horror, Tang Bao'er quickly persuaded: "Linger, don't say that, it's best to keep your mentality. Since we have participated, we must do our best and be ashamed!"
Zhen Zhenling nodded, struggling to suppress the sudden negative emotions she suddenly had, and continued to watch TV.
On the stage, the red curtain rose slowly, this is a simple ancient room decoration, window window door, eight immortal table, two rows of yellow flower pear chairs, the word "loyalty" on the horizontal plaque of the hall, beside the dummy wooden stakes, knife sticks Weapon rack.
The hall lights went out, and the searchlights shot in the direction of Yang An in the background.
Yang An looked around and looked up and muttered, "Why me ..."
As the audience laughed, he shifted a few steps to the side. Fortunately, the searchlight moved to the other side and shone on a white-haired grandma.
The grandmother had to be white, bent over, holding a leading cane, wearing a loose white exercise suit, moving step by step, the pace was small, trembling, as if the wind was blowing down.
Yang An instinctively stepped forward to help, remembering that this might be a performance, he stopped.
But the grandmother had to go up a few stairwells, the first two were a little short, the old lady was struggling, and the last one seemed to exhaust her strength. No matter how much she lifted her feet, she couldn't step on it.
Yang An walked over, leaned over to help, and said, "I help you, I help you."
He said that he helped the grandma up the stairs and just let go. The grandma was stunned and almost fell. Yang An had no choice but to reach out and support her ass.
"You ... you ... you take advantage of me!"
My grandmother hurriedly avoided Yang An's hand, suddenly turned back, full of anger, and became angry with Yang An.
The audience laughed, this is a kind of donkey liver and lungs, Yang An even touched the of the old lady, the taste is too heavy!
Yang An's hand touching someone's has no place to put on, crying and laughing: "I'm sorry, I ... I didn't mean it ..."
This is really not his intention. This section is not the content of the previous show rehearsal at all. How can he know that this will happen?
My grandmother looked up and down Yang An, and her tone became tender: "Forget it, being touched by such a handsome guy proves my charm is still there!"
Sahahahaha ...
The audience clapped their hands, and then booed Yang An. The grandma's voice betrayed him. He was obviously played by a young man. He deliberately made fun with the guests!
Yang An can't argue, can't cry or laugh, can only raise his hand to persuade, and quietly exit.
Grandma raised a display card at her feet with a smile, which said "Wonderful show will start immediately". The audience gave applause, cheerful music sounded, the lights on the stage shone, and the main actors of Kungfu officially appeared.
内 The inner door of the "Loyalty" hall opened, the lights were illuminated, and a lay Taoist priest with gray hair and white beard appeared, the voice of the stage introduced: "Grandpa!"
Although Grandpa Xun was old-fashioned, he acted extremely quickly. Several light-duty jumps came to the center of the stage and played a wonderful set of Tai Chi.
Next was Dad, who was dressed up in a boxing suit, and went sideways all the way to the center of the stage.
She's wearing a loose women's martial art cardigan. Her martial arts are extraordinary. Her kung fu is all on her legs.
The drunk uncle appeared holding the wine altar, and after drinking the spirits in the sky, he drunk all the way to the middle of the Zhongyi Hall, but eventually rolled over to the ground, causing the audience to laugh.
Skinny son is good at mantis boxing, and the beautiful and cute daughter is playing Wing Chun.
Although it took a few minutes to perform at the opening, the audience all stood up and applauded, UU reading www.uukanshu. com They think it's worth it!
Yang An, who was on the side of the stage, also gave applause. He felt that all of this was too perfect. Comedy is to be diverse. If the comedy people just cater to the audience to make sketches, it might as well be renamed the Happy Sketch Competition.
最大 The biggest weakness of Kungfu's crew is that their show takes a long time to perform, 10-15 minutes, and can only perform a small scene at most.
就是 That's it for today. After the opening, the Zhongyi Hall welcomed a mysterious guest, called Yi Wuhui Friends.
In accordance with the martial arts rules, the Kungfu family must go to battle and perform performances with guests.
Of course, the mantis man's son was defeated by the guests. The uncle who was drunk was full of jokes, and he broke himself before entering the battle. The guests won the victory without a hit, and laughed at the audience.
Then the daughter, the pretty little girl tugging on the stage, did not expect the guests to throw away the black-rimmed glasses, shake off the old mushroom head wig, and tore off the gray cloth top, turned out to be a handsome muscular young man!
In the cheers of the audience, her daughter was embarrassed to discuss with the guests. She was stopped by the vigilant parents and her grandfather stepped forward to signal the guests to stay for a night and the guests agreed.
结束 After the performance, the audience cheered and sent applause.
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