Chapter 96: Martial arts

After waiting for a few people, Cao Shulin was very angry: "Is this cooperation? Is this tacit understanding? Do you two talk about cross talk? Teacher Hou, let's give the children a demonstration and tell them what is cross talk. ! "
The audience applauded, Hou Jian arched his hand, and the two stood in the middle and began to speak.
I didn't say a few words, but also because of the size of the door, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian even started fighting!
The two old guys, with old arms and legs, played harder than Yang An and Cao Xiaobao just now!
That exaggerated action, the two of them hit the bottom of the table together, almost knocked over the table, and then hit it, they will surely hug in a ball, roll on the ground, slap on the ground!
Yang An and Cao Xiaobao rushed to persuade the fight, but is this really a fight?
Yang An certainly helped his master Cao Shulin. What about Cao Xiaobao? Cao Xiaobao also helped his father to pull the bias!
The audience laughed and watched Hou Jian being pulled by Yang An and Cao Xiaobao, and Cao Shulin was playing wherever he could. He jumped his head, shook his head, shoved his chest, and lifted his feet ... Unfortunately Didn't hold it!
In the hall of Zhe Lin Yunshe, she laughed for half a minute before stopping for a moment. Crosstalk fans who knew Wu Xun saw this kind of innovation, and they really laughed and were extremely happy.
I have never seen an audience of Wu Xuntu before. When I saw such a lively scene on the stage, I also pulled the partial frame to such an extent. I also felt fresh and interesting. My muscles on my face were smiling.
The platform finally separated, and Hou Jian looked angry: "Hey, I said, what did you guys pull me just now? Cao Xiaobao, I'm your master!"
Cao Xiaobao explained, "But is he my dad?"
When Hou Jian heard this, Hou Jian became angry, and turned his sleeves to stab him again: "Co-Master, there is no father Jin Gui, right? Did you deliberately pull me so that your dad could pinch me?"
The audience laughed, it turns out that you are still an understanding person!
Cao Xiaobao saw Hou Jian's fist terrified and hurried back.
Yang An quickly guarded Cao Xiaobao. The two walked to the side of the table holding Cao and stood Cao Shulin in a teaser position. Hou Jian was pulled by Cao Shulin and stood on the far left of the stage.
Unknowingly, the four became the most classic standard position for martial arts trainees, and one can see at a glance who they are targeting today, not others, but Hou Jian!
Cao Shulin pointed at Cao Xiaobao and yelled, "Cao Xiaobao, did you know that in the past it was called bullying and destroying the ancestors? How can you not help your master? And Yang An, I am also very disappointed in you! You think you It ’s very good to be on
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, is n’t it? You are also the one who called me a master. Today, I ’m going to train the disciples in front of the audience of 300, and I ’m going to Hou Teacher revenge! "
The audience's eyes are bright, and applause and cheers are sent out. Today, this martial arts practitioner is a bit interesting. This is to hit Hou Jian! Hurry up! Hurry up! Get some new tricks!
The first training was Cao Xiaobao, and Lao Tzu managed his son's righteousness. Cao Shulin took the folding fan and pointed at the table: "Cao Xiaobao! Hold your head here, come, hurry up, take the initiative to stay here. I must draw you today. ! "
Cao Xiaobao was of course unwilling. He shouted, "Where to put it? Where to put it? Why should I be beaten?"
When Cao Shulin couldn't control it, he started to roll up his sleeves and started to shout, "Don't stop me!"
Cao Shulin's left hand grabbed Cao Xiaobao's chest. Hou Jian also grasped Cao Shulin's right arm. When the two sides disputed, Cao Shulin raised his shirt and slammed out, shouting: "Go to you!"
For a moment, Cao Shulin overturned Hou Jian. Hou Jian was unstable. He suddenly fell on his feet and rolled to five steps away!
Cao Shulin drank, "Will you change?"
Cao Xiaobao immediately answered: "Change!"
Cao Shulin put down the folding fan and laughed: "Oh, if you know something wrong, change it. This is a good boy!"
The audience looked at the contrast, the three of the teacher, the apprentice, the father and the son were very happy, the poor Hou Jian was overturned to the ground, and the audience burst into tears with laughter, oh oh yell.
Hou Jian stood up holding the old waist, tremblingly approached, Cao Shulin turned back, and asked curiously: "Oh? Teacher Hou, what's the matter with you?"
what's wrong? Overturned by your Cao Shulin, don't you know yet? Cao Shulin looks so stupid, let alone how funny!
Hou Jian was also depressed, and asked, "Do you care about him?"
Cao Shulin wondered, "Yeah? What's wrong?"
Cao Xiaobao is still excited, pointing at Hou Jian arrogantly, "My father hit me, why are you lying down?"
What a word?
How do you say that?
I ’m not big or small, do you know the rules?
Everyone who Cao Xiaobao said was angry, Hou Jian couldn't help but step forward to kick the child, Cao Shulin was furious: "How did you talk to your master? Do you dare to talk back? Do you dare to talk to your master? choke?"
Yang An quickly stopped Cao Shulin and said, "I think Xiaobao is right!"
Cao Shulin screamed angrily: "Yang An, do you follow suit? Don't you think I dare not hit you? Do I train with you today?"
The three pulled again, and Hou Jian followed suit to join the battle group. Cao Shulin sang loudly and erupted endless force. He threw Hou Jian to the ground with one arm again, holding Yang An's clothes by the way and asking, " Will you change it? "
Yang An immediately replied: "Change!"
Cao Shulin put down the folding fan and laughed: "Oh, if you know something wrong, change it. This is a good boy!"
Poor teacher Mr. Hou, this time the fall was more severe than before. I rolled on the ground for several laps and it took me a long time to get up. It is estimated that the old arms and old legs are almost broken!
Cao Shulin smiled: "Mr. Hou, look, I have revenge for you, the children are willing to change. Are you particularly happy at this moment?"
Hou Jian said: "This is revenge for me? I have been beaten twice! Who is happy?"
When Cao Shulin heard this, the door was raised again, and he folded his sleeves and waved a fan: "Today I and you both end!"
Crackled, Cao Shulin knocked on the table, then hurled back to look at Hou Jian.
Huh!
Hou Jianfei backs back, walks like a fly, 愣 is a few steps back three meters away, not afraid to get close to Cao Shulin, his hands also made a defensive gesture, this is really scaring urine!
The audience laughed. The martial arts trainer was so funny. Teacher Hou was afraid that he would be like this. He looked at the three masters and his sons and acted in unison, approaching each other and chasing Hou Jian on the stage. Hou Jiandong hid in Tibet. Several people acted like eagles and chicks. The scene was super happy!
Woo ~
300 viewers booed, and they really couldn't laugh.
He chased around, and the four returned to Wu Xun's standard position.
Cao Shulin shouted: "No matter what the child doesn't care about, he won't be able to come out! If he doesn't hit the house for three days, there will be so many people watching today. Don't discipline the two of you. The signboard of Lin Yunshe will be ruined by you! Come! "
I yelled at someone, and there were more than a dozen people who came out in the background. Even the cooking chef came on. The girl who reported the scene was counted. She really brought all the people from Lin Yunshe to the stage. What about Li Yue? Li Yue, a big fat man, is so conspicuous everywhere, so glorious. Of course, he is also in the crowd!
After this group of people are standing in Hou fitness, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao take a few steps back in shock and look at each other, this is really fun!
Cao Shulin shouted, "Children need to be in charge, small trees must be cut! Do you want to go to heaven! Do it!"
Hou Jian followed suit, pointing at Yang An and Cao Xiaobao and saying, "Fuck them!"
Hurrah, a group of people gathered around, surrounded Hou Jian, and struck up on the ground.
Cao Shulin beckoned, his voice eased a lot: "Come and come, do you know I'm good for you? The Chinese nation pays the most attention to respecting the teacher. This is the traditional virtue we must promote!"
Yang An and Cao Xiaobao bowed again and again, thank the teacher for teaching.
Sahahahaha ...
The audience is really powerless this time.
闹 This station is so noisy!
Cao Shulin, Yang An, Cao Xiaobao, do you want to be so cheap!
打 While hitting Mr. Hou, he said what kind of morality and morality he respected and respected the teacher. The contrast is too big, too big, too big ...
After more than a dozen people smashed away, I saw that Hou Jian had even torn his coat, wearing a white-lined undershirt, and his clothes were torn into rags, and there were bloodmarks on his face scratching his nails!
Wu Cao Shulin looked down, pointed at Hou Jian and said, "Yo, Teacher Hou, you miss something!"
Hou Jian panted and waved, "Who missed it? Who the are you with? Are you helping me?"
Cao Shulin pretends to be stupid: `` You look so pretty! ''
Hou Jian waved his hand: "What is beautiful? I am dressed up ~ EbookFREE.me ~ what do you say when you go back?"
Cao Shulin said: "Simple! Just say that someone peeked at the other five people, was found by Zhang Sheng, and chased and tore!"
Wu Houjian pointed at the three of them and had nothing to say, shaking his head and sighing.
Suddenly Cao Shulin snapped, and the folding fan re-taped the table again, shouting with his sleeves and shouting, "No! I want to fight for Teacher Hou! I will teach you today! Come, Teacher Hou, come here ..."
Hou Jian was terrified, and he dared to argue. He immediately ran to the background.
The applause continued, and the audience could not stop laughing for a long time.
In twenty minutes, there was a burden for almost every few words. The group of four people performed particularly well, with a great sense of rhythm. As a master of the field, Cao Shulin knew where to say, where to leak, where Should hold it, wherever he goes, he also changed the method to let each actor move, and finally made this comedy dish!
Sister Bao Bao continued to come to power. At this time, Hou Jian had to put on a coat again and continued talking with Cao Shulin.
Nothing happened between Yang An and Cao Xiaobao, they chatted in the background and exchanged experiences of talking cross talk.
As for making five more?
Anyway, Bao Bao was lost to Cao Shulin. What's the matter with Yang An?
However, Cao Xiaobao didn't think so. Hearing the audience in the front hall again chanting five troubles, and his father was there deaf and dumb again, trying to confuse him, Cao Xiaobao's heart also tickled: "Yang brother, this fifth more What the is going on? "
Uh ...
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