Chapter 32: Huh, which little yellow croaker are you?

A new day...
No, it should be a new night. Shen Fengyue sat on the bed in a trance. It took him a while to turn to the window, watching the sunset, and the dusk was faint, and she whispered: "It's night..." The voice was low and hoarse, and he made a sound My throat hurts.
He pinched the small piece of soft flesh in front of his neck, kneaded it, hung his head, frowned, and looked painful.
"Yeah, it's night, it's time to eat." The system said coldly, and when he saw his pain like that, he sneered, "What is it, it hurts? Now I know it hurts? What did you do last night? It's so hilarious, can't you persuade you? The bitter fruit of your dry and sore throat is what you insisted on being a wheat bait last night!"
"..." Although I know that the system is caring about myself, my tone is so bad.
Shen Fengyue got out of the bed softly, shaking the quilt three times and spreading the entire bed before going to wash.
When the system saw that he didn't say a word, he became more and more proud, thinking that he was choking Shen Fengyue: "It's nothing to say! I'm all for your good. Look at how many voices you yell and win others. To the ground."
"You..." Hearing this, Shen Fengyue brushed her teeth and the corners of her mouth twitched.
The system said: "Do you want to tear it?"
Shen Fengyue: "..."
The system also said: "We are not called tearing, women are called tearing. As big men, we should have our own vocabulary."
Shen Fengyue endured the pain and squeezed out three words: "What's that called?"
The system whispered and said: "Pull the crotch."
Shen Fengyue had a black line on her face, and tried her best to resist the urge to explode the system, persuading herself to be loyal to the ears. He is a wise monarch, and he can’t just draw a loyal minister who dares to admonish—though this loyal minister’s mouth is true. It's too cheap.
"Eat fish for dinner tonight." Shen Fengyue walked to the window sill after washing and telling the system tonight's dishes. Before the system had time to remind him that the fish had been stolen, she saw that Shen Fengyue had walked to the window. Before, looking at the empty window sill, he was silent, so he swallowed the words back.
A breeze blew by, bringing the breath of the salty sea.
Shen Fengyue took the wind, turned his head to look at the little seagull tied to the leg of the table, his eyes were shining, and his murderous intention became even more serious.
The little seagull moved back a few centimeters, fluttered its wings, tilted his head and looked at him, squeaking in his mouth, and sent a lovely light wave to Shen Fengyue, trying to get out of it.
However, Touching Heaven touched itself, except that Shen Fengyue was not touched, he still kept his original movements, without even turning his eyes. So the little seagull fell to the ground with a squeak and played dead strategically.
"Tsk." Shen Fengyue knew that this little thing was so clever, and didn't bother to care about it, so she cooked a meal and ate a small bowl next to it.
The little seagull sniffed the scent of food, quietly opened a gap in his left eye, and after peeking at Shen Fengyue's departure, he licked up to eat with confidence.
Day by day, Shen Fengyue lived a happy fisherman’s life who came out early to go fishing, and later came to sing folk songs with the sharks. She didn’t know if it was because of singing songs every night. Shen Fengyue’s lung capacity is now much larger, and his voice has changed. Loud, you can hear clearly when you shout 100 meters away.
Shen Fengyue wanted to find a chance to catch that sharkman many times, but was unable to.
There is a saying among Chinese people that where you fall from, you will fall into it next time.
Summer in March, the fishing ban. In order to ensure the ecological balance of the sea area and allow marine fish to reproduce steadily, the government did not allow fishermen to fish in the past few months, so Shen Fengyue has been panicking during his leisure time.
That day, Shen Fengyue was full again and went out for a walk. He took off his shoes and stepped barefoot on the soft sand. The sea water swelled over his ankles from time to time, and then backed back.
Stepping on the shallow blue water, people seem to merge with the sea. Shen Fengyue has been in this world and this sea for such a long time, both physically and emotionally, he has a close connection with him.
Before they knew it, they went farther and farther, already deviating from their daily routine. Shen Fengyue fingered the sea, looked into the distance, and said in a spirited manner: "System, look, this is the world I laid for you!"
The system also cooperated with him and said: "May I be like a star, like a moon, bright and clean every night, and my concubine only wishes to stay with the king."
Shen Fengyue was shocked when she heard this, he stopped after a staggering foot.
The sudden atmosphere is embarrassing.
"Uh, cough, um, um." The system reacted to what it said just now, and hurriedly used a cough to cover it, and then changed the subject, "Um, I think I will vomit when I eat fish, what do you think? "
The topic turned so stiff and abrupt, Shen Fengyue saw it through and didn't say it, and smiled kindly: "You are a little tired, but you don't have a mouth. Just smelling, what is tired of it?"
The system choked for a while, and Wan Zun said, "Oh, even if I use the smell, why can't I smell it? By the way...hey, Shen Fengyue, do you see if there is one lying next to the huge rock in front of me? thing?"
"Tsk, there is no drafting of lying." Shen Fengyue sniffed, unmoved, and by the way, he still piled a small sand dune on the spot with his feet.
The system interrupted him: "Stop making trouble, I'm serious, go and take a look, I glanced at it as if something was lying there, it was dark and it looked dark."
Hearing this, Shen Fengyue fixed his eyes to look there, his eyesight was not as good as the system. At this time, although the bright moon was hanging high, the stone happened to be in the backlight of the moonlight, and it was only black from a distance.
"you sure?"
System: "Yeah. You should go and see, in case something is rushed up. Do you think it's that shark?"
Shen Fengyue thought about it and thought it was OK. He discussed with the system: "Yes, I'll go and take a look, if it's that shark, we can grab it easily. In case it's something else dangerous, Why don't you retreat quickly."
Thinking like this, I was witty. Advance can be attacked, and retreat can be defended. In theory, it is foolproof.
So Shen Fengyue approached that thing. The thing was in the form of a human, lying next to the boulder. The upper body was like a human, confirming the upper body. So Shen Fengyue was excited and hurried away. When he approached, the first thing he looked at was the lower body of the thing. The result was two white flowers. Straight legs, and not wearing pants, show two farts in the night breeze.
"..."
Seeing this situation, Shen Fengyue choked silently. This is too degenerate.
In the end, he really couldn't stand it, took off his shirt and left his upper body naked, and threw it to the lower body of the man, just covering the two ass.
After solving the hidden danger that caused him to grow needle eyes, Shen Fengyue cared about the person. He squatted in front of the person, patted the person's bare arms, and asked softly: "This brother, wake up, wake up, Are you still conscious? Are you still alive? Hey...you, fuck!"
As soon as he got started, the person raised his head and was so scared that Shen Fengyue thumped to the ground with a scream, and then moved back several steps very quickly.
"What the hell!"
This "person" is not exactly human. He is half-humanized and half-humanized. Although his body is human, it shows clues in small places.
The first is the ears. He has long, curly black hair like seaweed, entangled around his body, originally covering the ears perfectly, but as he raised his head, pulling part of his hair down, those ears He stretched out the hair eagerly and exposed it.
Pointy, like a small fan, with a faint light hitting it, and the fine scales refracted Lingling's light.
The exposed eyes are very open, and the eyes are more black than white. After seeing the light, his eyes shrank sharply, turning into a small black spot, spreading out, and finally becoming an appropriate size, and then moved before Shen Fengyue's eyes.
It's hard to describe this kind of movement. It's not up and down, but push and pull back and forth.
There are a few small scales on his face, some clinging to the skin, and some restlessly tilted up. Shen Fengyue, who has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, saw her, her hands were itchy, and she wanted to step forward to help him tear it off, but she didn't dare.
An even stranger scene happened. His nose had two holes, and then began to change, slowly bulging to create the bridge of the nose, the mountain root, and a nose formed under Shen Fengyue's eyes-a collapsed nose.
He raised his head, opened his mouth, and made a grunting noise at Shen Fengyue. Due to the dim moonlight, Shen Fengyue saw clearly that there were three gaps on each side of his neck, and was constantly moving, closing and closing.
Shen Fengyue guessed that it should be the cheek, closing and closing it was breathing and filtering the air.
But this thing is really ugly to him, and it is ugly to him, it is still ugly!
System: "Fuck it! It's ugly to me. Except for the crazy woman in the last world, I have never seen such an ugly thing in such a long time."
Frightened that the system began to swear words regardless of professional ethics, Shen Fengyue agreed with her real name in her heart.
When the ugly thing just raised his eyes, it happened to meet Shen Fengyue's white chest, and he immediately looked up with shame, grunting.
The system didn't look at it and urged Shen Fengyue to go quickly: "Let's go, let's go, it's so ugly, I can't stand it anymore."
Shen Fengyue got up from the ground, patted the sand on his hands, and cleaned the sand on his body. He didn't even want to take his clothes back, so he turned and left.
"Guruguru!" Seeing that he was leaving, the ugly thing hurriedly murmured for help.
Honestly speaking, the sound of ugliness is quite unpleasant, like using a pen whose nib has been worn out and rubbing sandpaper. He used this unpleasant voice to make a gurgling bubble sound. Although he couldn't understand a word, the sorrow and prayer contained in it reached Shen Fengyue's heart and made him resonate with it.
Shen Fengyue's movement of raising her foot paused, and she turned back one hundred and eighty degrees, staring down at the ugly thing on the ground.
It should be stranded and calling for help. Shen Fengyue thought to herself.
Seeing that his attitude had changed, the ugly thing turned around, and his eyes suddenly burst into surprise. He raised his head to look at Shen Fengyue, his eyes met, and the three cheeks on his neck were closed horizontally, motionless.
Shen Fengyue looked at him and saw that his eyes were full of tears, faintly as if there were small stars hiding in them, shiny.
Weirdly cute.
A sudden evaluation rose from his heart, and when he understood what he was thinking, he immediately shook his head violently and threw this hopelessly distorted aesthetic out of his mind.
What's all this?
"Tsk, let's do it, I'll help you, don't run aground stupidly in the future." Shen Fengyue was moved with compassion in her heart, and warned him whether the ugly thing could understand her or not.
"Gurulu."
"Don't mess around, I'm here to help you, drag you back."
"Gurulu."
I don't know if the ugly thing understood human nature, and it really didn't move, except for the occasional grunting sound, it quietly waited for his actions.
There are two, one is raw and the other is ripe.
Shen Fengyue grabbed the two ankles of the ugly thing and dragged him into the sea violently. When the ugly thing realized what he was going to do, he grumbled and grabbed both hands forward, as if reluctantly.
"Tell you not to move! Move!" Shen Fengyue patted him, a soft and elastic touch came from under the cloth through the cloth. After realizing where the photograph was taken, he hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry. You fart."
The ugly thing was much more honest after being beaten by him, and finally was dragged back to the sea smoothly.
As soon as his body touched the sea, his legs instantly turned into fish tails. He stood in the water, staring at Shen Fengyue: "..."
"Don't thank me, I'm leaving." Shen Fengyue swam to the land and said goodbye to him.
Seeing his leaving back, the ugly thing was so angry that he slammed the sea with his tail, was startled by the spray, and made popping noises.
Shen Fengyue thought he was thanking him, and then said, "Hey, go back. Don't thank me anymore, I know it all, I understand it!"
Ugly: "..."
With a flick of his tail, he jumped into the sea and swam toward the deep sea, strangling many fish along the way.
Ugly stuff: so annoying!