Chapter 581: 1 soak your urine to wake you up
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Wilderness Lucky God
- Luo Qin
- 1892 characters
- 2021-03-04 05:36:26
In the live broadcast room at this time, the audience talked a lot. Naturally, many audiences are young people who like to watch martial arts, and naturally they are very eager to worship the heroes of martial arts who walk the world with swords!
"666"
"6666"
"Unexpectedly, Teacher Huang is also a gentleman!"
"Hahahahaha... I didn't expect that the former teacher Huang was in the second grade, and he also checked various martial arts cheats!"
"Mom, have you seen it?! Even Teacher Huang used to be in the second grade. I am now in the second grade. Is it wrong?!!!"
"Served! Great! Teacher Huang is mighty!"
"If it weren't for Teacher Huang, I almost believed the anchor, I'll just say it! How can iron sand palms develop those white and tender hands? This is not scientific at all!"
"Tomorrow's hot search: shock! I didn't expect Teacher Huang to be such a person when he was young!"
"Puff—you are a little skinny upstairs!"
"Hahahahaha-come to the editorial department to report tomorrow, our editorial department lacks talents like you!"
"Hey hey hey hey! What the is going on?! Is it really hot? Isn't it really a show just now?! Then why was the anchor okay at all?! I just saw the anchor grabbing directly with his hands without wearing gloves. There is nothing on hand!"
"Solve! I'm curious how the anchor did it?! Is it because the anchor has a thicker skin?!"
"Puff—upstairs, telling the truth, be careful that the anchor will hit you along the network cable!"
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When everyone heard Huang Lei's explanation, they all smiled. Everyone had a second year of secondary school.
Then everyone continued to look at Ye Tian. Now, what else can you explain? !
After Ye Tian was surprised, he was very calm, there was no panic on his face, and even his heart was stable!
In this position, dare to fight with him? !
Bronze slag, crushed to death instantly!
But he was also a little bit embarrassed in his heart. Sure enough, it is not easy to lie now, and all will be suspected. Lying must be well-founded. Otherwise, at this time, he doesn't know how to explain it. !
"Well, I didn't expect that Teacher Huang Lei was involved in martial arts. Most of what he said was correct. Indeed, the so-called martial arts cheats on the market are fake, and the real and genuine products are passed down in the same vein. All are assisted by special drugs."
Ye Tianyi said solemnly: "The early stage of iron sand palms does cause the hands to become very thick. Both the back of the hands and the palms are covered with calluses. When you start practicing, the palms will be bruised and even peeling! You must wash your hands after practicing. The secret recipe washes it, disinfects it to remove swelling, strengthens the muscles and bones, and is firm inside and out!
At the time of success, the epidermis of the palm's exercise area is really thick, the muscles and bones and surface tissues have greatly improved the adaptability to the external environment, the knuckles are flexible, the muscles and ligaments have grown very strong and powerful, and the skin! Minor injuries! The worst will die! "
Everyone is very fascinated by it. This kind of thing that ordinary people can't touch makes everyone yearn for God.
mysterious! It is a very unique charm in itself!
Speaking of this, Ye Tian paused, raised his head up to the sky 45 degrees, and said with a calm and indifferent face: "Of course, this is just an ordinary achievement. For many people, this is already the peak achievement, because even if it reaches this This level requires at least 10 to 20 years of hard work. This is the peak period of ordinary people’s learning, but I am different. I have an extraordinary talent, and it took only five years to reach an ordinary person. What is impossible, on top of this great achievement, a new realm has been developed, the realm of iron sand palm perfection, returning to the basics, and reaching this realm. My hands are smoother, more flexible, softer and softer than ordinary people. In order to be tough, but also more resistant to high temperatures, ordinary attacks and high temperatures will not damage it at all."
What Ye Tian said was serious, and everyone heard it with seriousness.
Whether it is the few people around him, the collective staff of the program group, or even the audience in the program live room, the barrage in the program group's live room is very few, almost none.
Because everyone is quietly listening to Ye Tian's bragging!
Of course, Ye Tian was really bragging, but if everyone thought he was bragging, he didn't know.
Looking around secretly, seeing everyone listening seriously, Ye Tian's heart was full of infinite guilt, this kind of deceptive taste...well, ah, oh... actually it's pretty good!
Pop!
Ye Tian patted his palms twice, awakening everyone from their dreams, and then said seriously:
"Well, there are some things that you can't just talk to you. As for whether you believe it or not, it's not my business, you just take it, listen to me talking to everyone! Don't take it seriously!"
True or false, false and true, true and false, false and true.
He Ling and Huang Lei looked at each other with suspicious eyes. Should this be believed, or should they be believed? Should I believe it?
It doesn't sound like fake after all!
But is this the truth? !
He Ling shook his head at Huang Lei, he couldn't tell the truth from the fake anyway.
But Ye Tian is a great dramatist, he knows this.
And at this moment.
Zhao Liya walked up to Ye Tian and asked expectantly: "Ye Tian, can you...can teach me the iron palm? I want to learn! I can endure hardship very much!"
Ye Tian was taken aback, looking at the girl with a look of expectation, blinking desperately, pretending to be cute, and a few dots appeared in his heart. Isn't this kid a fool? !
Did you just say everything for nothing? !
As Zhao Liya said this, a large number of barrage appeared in the live broadcast room of the program group.
"Anchor, I want to learn too, and I will suffer too!"
"Anchor, accept me as a disciple! Although I am a man! I can bring tea and water, and warm the bed!"
"Puff-hurry upstairs! Toxic! Toxic!"
"Anchor, teach me, I am a once-in-a-millennium wizard! I am sure I will learn it soon!"
"Anchor, I am a once-in-a-generation wizard! Just tell me the secret, I can teach myself!"
"Nima! Shame on you guys?!"
"Damn! Didn't you believe it before? It's too shameless to beg the anchor to accept a fart apprentice! Anchor, this group of guys have been scolding you just now, but I have always believed in you. You should accept me as an apprentice! "
"Upstairs, you little bitch, you are the most shameless, you called the most fierce before, don't think I don't know your ID!"
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Why does Zhao Liya want to learn?
Because she looks at Ye Tian's hands, they are white, tender, long and beautiful. If she can have those hands, she can keep them so beautiful without using skin care products. She wants them too!
Isn’t it just bitter? For the sake of beautiful hands, I am willing to endure hardship!
Women for beauty! No matter where it is, it will use a hundred and twenty minutes of thought.
As for what other conditions Ye Tian said, talents, etc., she automatically blocked them. Since it can be so beautiful, why do you want other things?
Besides, she is so cute, who doesn't want to accept him as an apprentice.
"Child! Are you dreaming? Do you want me to wake you up with a pee?!" Ye Tian said unceremoniously, looking at the second fool's expression.
Even if he could, I didn’t hear the many conditions he mentioned earlier, even if he was talented, it would take five years to achieve success and to re-develop a new level. Ordinary geniuses need ten to twenty years of uninterrupted efforts. You just want to learn when you talk about it. How can there be such a good thing? !
What's more, this was originally he was bragging! What other iron palm can be given to her?
"puff--"
"Cough cough cough cough--"
Ye Tian's undisguised straight man's blow made the few people next to him unbearable, and almost laughed, and quickly covered his embarrassment with a cough. The words were too straight, and Zhao Liya's expression was frozen on the spot. .
"Hum╭(╯^╰)╮"
Puffed up his mouth, snorted, this guy was really damned, he completely ignored her cuteness.
If you refuse, then refuse! In such a vulgar language, saying that she would wake her up by peeing, isn't this guy without the burden of idols at all? !
You don't want face, I don't want face!
At this moment, Huang Lei suddenly came over with something in his arms, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.
As soon as he saw what Huang Lei was holding, Ye Tian was suddenly covered with black lines!
I saw Huang Lei step forward and said with a smile: "Ye Tian, I was obsessed with martial arts when I was young, and I was very obsessed with these internal and external skills. I didn't expect that one day, I would actually meet, and it would be a big opening. Vision, there is such a rare opportunity, then you can show it, let me see you, and end my youth dream!"
Hearing Huang Lei's words, many people's eyes lit up! The eyes are piercing, with a hint of excitement!
Yes, there seems to be a good show!
Ye Tian looked at the sincere smile on Huang Lei's face, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he secretly complained, "This old man is very bad!"
However, there was no expression on his face, and at the same time he admired in his heart. See how good people are saying this! What a quality! Even the acting skills of the celebrity level are used, and people can't fault it.
It makes him feel embarrassed not to agree, just such a small request, why are you embarrassed not to agree?
Don't think he didn't see He Ling and gave Huang Lei a thumbs up. These two bad old men are very bad!
That's right, what Huang Lei brought from the yard were five red bricks with fresh soil on them!
Ye Tian asked with a harmless smile on his face, "Oh! What do you want me to do with Teacher Huang?!"
"Aren't you good at iron palm?!"
Huang Lei said immediately: "Just split the slabs! I also moved five yuan~EbookFREE.me~ or you just pick up one piece and cut it off. Just show off the excitement. Please also clarify to the audience that you are really kung fu, you must not mislead the audience!"
Huang Lei still saved Ye Tian's face. Although he moved five yuan, he said he would split one by one! Prevent it from making a fool of yourself!
As for splitting a brick, Huang Lei has some understanding of Ye Tian during the past two days. At least he has great strength and good physical fitness. A brick can't stump him!
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