Chapter 410: What do you want tape for?

But there is also a big risk, such as being unable to get in and be in line with them.
Just when the Wanqing Buddha announced that he would continue to retreat and even the three great beauties of the Nine Heavens Bodhisattva would accompany him to "discuss the Dharma", a loud noise came from outside the door, apparently the mountain gate was attacked, and the entire ground was covered. The huge tremor was like a big earthquake, and the scream of lion roaring skills spread into the whole hall, and their eardrums rumbling loudly.
"come out!"
"Old Tathagata, get out for my grandson!"
"It's been five hundred years, you have suppressed me for five hundred years, you get out, I want to single out with you!"
Li Fei performed the Lion Roar skill, holding a giant stick in his hand and violently bombarding the gate of the Great Zen treasure land.
This top-level profound treasure is the top-level in the end, and its strong defensive power turned out to withstand Li Fei's successive heavy blows, and it was only dented with enough appetite, and there was no sign of breakage.
Li Fei curled his mouth and directly cast Xuanhuang Chaos to transform into a giant bear kid, holding the wishful golden cudgel in his hand, and blasting the huge mountain gate directly with one stick!
Hundreds of demons around him shed tears of excitement.
"How many tens of thousands of years! We have finally reached Buddhism! Previously, our Confucian and Taoist families worked together to deal with Buddhism, but now it's finally the other way around!"
"Feng Shui turns around, come to my house next year! I didn't expect to come so soon!"
"Yes! It's really a blessing for my generation to be able to follow Master Demon Lord!"
"But who is the Tathagata that Master Demon Lord is calling? Isn't that thief and bald called Wanqing Buddha?"
"I don't know, it may be a nickname..."
In the huge hall, before the Buddhas could react, Li Fei led more than a hundred demons, smashed the mountain gate with a stick and rushed into the great Zen treasure.
After entering the great Zen treasure, what you see is a huge Buddha statue with golden light and a height of 100 meters.
Its appearance is really a thousand green Buddha.
"Do you dare to pretend to be a Buddha so ugly? I'm like you!"
Then Li Fei stepped on a statue of the Evergreen Buddha standing in the center.
The colossus fell to the ground, and then Li Fei hit it with a stick.
The Buddhism Mountain Gate was broken, and ninety-nine thousand ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine hundred and ninety-nine buddhists in the infantile and integrative stage flocked to them, surrounded from all sides of the great Zen treasure.
Although these Buddhists are super large and have a high level of cultivation, they are twice as many as the believers of the Confucian and Taoist families, but they are not qualified to live in the great Zen treasure.
Don’t ask why it’s not one hundred thousand, it must be ninety-nine nine hundred and ninety-nine, and it is not making up the number of characters, because the ninety-nine ninety-nine and one hundred thousand are only a difference, but... Hmm... because they pay attention to this.
All Buddhists must work hard to cultivate and achieve a realm or attain the treasures contributed by the Buddha, and then they can evolve from believers to Buddhists, and then they can stay in the great Zen treasure place near the corner of the temple to watch the door like a watchdog. .
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And whenever you think that you are promoted to a Buddha, one Buddha will fall back to become a believer.
Now that Li Fei and others have entered the Great Zen Treasure Land, they only dared to stay outside, blocking the front and back doors of the Great Zen Treasure Land in an airtight manner.
The Wanqing Buddha arrived in a flash, and all the Buddhists knelt down to this Buddha and recited Amitabha Buddha.
Seeing this scene, Li Fei was stunned for a while, he still underestimated this Buddhism's method of brainwashing believers, curled his lips, and looked at the Wanqing Buddha without directly doing it. After all, he could kill this Wanqing Buddha. He couldn't save the 100,000 believers, and his purpose was not to kill people. These people are guilty but not dying. Otherwise, the 100,000 believers who dared to encircle and suppress them would have all been killed and turned into primitive energy.
"What are you doing here? I'll ask you, but you killed my buddhas!" Its voice is like a magnificent ancient bell, and the urge to kneel down when people hear it, and then match it with a full head. "Dabao" looks like a Buddha on TV.
Li Fei directly performed the lion roar technique, and his voice was louder than the opponent and trembling people's minds. Even some Buddhists trembled all over the body when they stopped, and their minds were a lot clearer, and some of them withdrew from the ghostly and weird techniques of the Buddha.
"Correct."
A simple word crushed Wanqing in aura, which made the Nine Heavens Bodhisattva also look at this little guy who seems harmless to humans and animals in amazement.
In normal times, maybe the Nine Heavens Bodhisattva would really play with this big cute baby, but now, they really want to kill this Li Fei immediately to claim credit.
"Sure enough, what are you planning to do today? Give the Buddha an explanation!"
Li Fei swept the other side and said, "Tape? No, why do you want that stuff!"
The Buddha Wanqing couldn’t figure out what the other party was talking about, but the way it contained a lot of Taoism made him even more unpredictable. He would not ask Li Fei what else to say. He is a Buddha and knows everything. If you don't understand what the other party is talking about, wouldn't it make the Buddhists read a joke?
As a result, he pretended to be very profound in such a saying that Li Fei actually understood the Buddha's words, so as to improve his compelling status, but was interrupted by Li Fei mercilessly.
"What the cicada talks about in Buddhism, tape is tape, everyone understands it, but you are bald."
"Oh? There are still things that the Buddha didn't know at this time? You can tell me." Wanqing Buddha pretended to be high and deep.
"The correct usage of ‘confessions’! I’ll teach you!" Li Fei continued as if performing a play.
"Doraemon asked: Nobita! Why do you like Shizuka? Nobita: The author, you are rough, I promise to kill you. Can you not arrange another girl except Shizuka? I don't like Shizuka, should I like Fathu? It’s your sister!"
After performing these with eloquence, Li Fei looked at the Wanqing Buddha earnestly: "Now, you know, you have to find a large roll of tape in this situation, and put the mouths of Nobita and Doraemon. Seal them all! Because they know so much! This makes the author very difficult!"
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"Forget it, you don't understand if you talk to an old wild like you."
Hearing Li Fei calling himself a wild donkey, the face of Wanqing Buddha almost turned into a black lotus Buddha!
Wanqing Buddha was originally a bitter and mean person, and he was also very carefree. In his opinion, the other party destroyed his own eighteen arhats and three hundred vajra, even the Black Lotus Buddha and the Black Buddha Tianlian were ruined. The other party should be content, he did not. Going to trouble them right away is already very good, and the result? Do you think you’re a donkey’s liver and lungs?
Therefore, when he saw Li Fei hit the door, he gritted his teeth with anger.
"I have given you enough face without going to destroy your magic door personally before, so you still dare to come and find fault? My Buddha's grace is mighty, you should kneel down and thank me Buddha!" ​​