Chapter 19: cold joke

Uh. . . Looks like there is this one. . .
"However, you personally guarantee that you will not deviate"
"Of course, besides, I am not interested in green apples. My favorite is red apples. Understand?"
What, what? Compare her to a green apple? Anyway, she also wants a beautiful woman.
Her voice changed from the high octave just now to the low octave "Can't you stop this?"
"Move here tomorrow, I will eat breakfast and dinner here, clean up the dishes, do the laundry and cook all these things for you."
Dare to call him a high-priced babysitter, with a monthly salary of more than 300,000, she should be the first person in the Chinese nanny industry.
She is not speaking, is it useful? If it works, then she will keep saying it.
The two walked silently to the dining room and sat down.
Erqi looked at the noodles that had been stuck for too long and asked, "Just eat this?"
"Yes, just eat this, and eat this every day," Xian Yu said in revenge. Seeing you let me cook, I would only cook noodles.
I thought he would protest, but after tasting it, he said, "Well, it's good. I will do it in the future."
inverted. . .
If she could really fall, she must have fallen to the ground.
The two no longer spoke, the smell of the air in the air, and the sound of their faces sucking hard because they were hungry for too long.
Halfway through, Elchton was bored.
In the past, he often ate alone and never bored. Why is he so bored today?
He looked up and ordered Xian Yu, who was eating a lot of oil, "Hey, tell a joke to listen"
What? to tell a joke?
Did she make a mistake and stopped her halfway through the meal to tell a joke, who is it?
"I do not speak"
Having finished speaking, she wanted to lower her head and continue to eat noodles.
"Why, you forgot our contract again?"
Rely-come here every time, is there anything new?
She put down her chopsticks, "Okay, I will tell you"
"Neighbor went to the pavilion near the market to take snapshots and took half-length photos. She entered the pavilion and took a photo, and then waited for the photo to be automatically washed. The photo rushed out. She picked it up and exclaimed, "My God, my The photo looks like a monkey!" A woman behind said coldly: "I'm sorry, that's mine, yours has to wait five minutes." Xian Yu laughed when she finished talking.