Chapter 20: to tell a joke

Erqi's mouth twitched, trying to laugh, but he held back.
"This joke is average, you tell one more"
She stopped laughing, whited him, and continued, "Little Penguin one day asked him "milk" "milk", ""milk" "milk" "milk" "milk", am I a penguin? "Yeah, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad and father, am I a penguin?" "Yeah, you are a penguin, what's wrong?" "But, how come I feel so cold?" "
After finishing this joke, Xian Yu himself had a chill, a joke.
"Do you only sneer?"
"Yeah, otherwise you give it a try"
Erqi remembered a joke that he accidentally saw while browsing the web yesterday.
[The female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and then asked: "Children, what is this?" The children replied in unison: "Ass!" The female teacher ran out of the classroom crying and asked the principal to complain: "The children laughed "People." The headmaster entered the classroom and said with a serious expression: "Why did you make the teacher cry? Ah! I also drew an on the blackboard!"]
After finishing the speech, he looked at Xianyu expectantly, waiting to see her laugh with no image.
But what he waited for was Xiu Yu's eyes.
"Please, this is a joke for many years, I have read it n times, is there anything new?"
This sentence aroused Erqi's fighting spirit. In any case, today she had to make her smile without a figure.
He thought for a while and said: [During the Nanjing Massacre, a Japanese soldier went to the toilet one morning and looked down: he found that he had an egg that turned green, and he was terrified. Do you think you have done too much bad things? I heard that there is an old Chinese doctor who specializes in treating difficult and miscellaneous syndromes, so he went to see a doctor.
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"Doctor, what do you think of me?"
The old Chinese medicine doctor carefully looked at it for a long time and said: "With my many years of medical experience, I have never seen such a strange disease, I think it is safe to cut it!"
The Japanese soldier thought: I still have a single wheel gun, so just cut it.
So the old Chinese doctor helped him cut an egg.
A few days later, when the Japanese soldiers went to the toilet, they found that their other egg had also turned green, so they hurried to an old Chinese doctor.
"You see what's wrong with me"
The old Chinese medicine doctor looked left and right. "Based on my many years of medical experience, you may have deteriorated. Young man, it's important to save your life. Also cut it."
The Japanese soldiers thought: so too.
So the old Chinese doctor cut him another egg.
However, within a few days, the Japanese soldier's stick also turned green.
This time the Japanese soldiers were really desperate to come to the old Chinese doctor.
"Doctor, what do you think of me?"
The old Chinese doctor thought for a while and said, "With my many years of medical experience, you are wearing off!"]