Chapter 21: A face

After listening to this joke, Xian Yu's face was green, and she woke up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."
Erqi looked at her back in a hurry. "Is my joke not funny?"
Xian Yu rushed to the bathroom and closed the door, lying on the toilet lid and laughing.
Grandpa's, even telling such a joke, although it was funny, she did not dare to laugh in front of him, because this joke is a bit ridiculous.
Enough laughter, tidy up and return to the dining room.
By this time Erqi had already eaten and was waiting for her.
He still did not give up, he must tell a joke to make her laugh.
As soon as she sat, Erqi began to talk about [the doctor asked how you broke, you said: I think there is sand in the shoes, I helped the pole to shake the shoes, I shook and shook... A fool passed here, thinking I was electrocuted , I picked up the stick and gave me two sticks! ]
After listening to Xianyu, he pouted his lips and said, "I heard it, it's too old"
Stop ignoring him and continue to eat the remaining half bowl of noodles.
Erqi narrowed his eyes and searched for laughter in his head. After a while, he nodded and said:
[A foreigner took a 50-yuan ticket and shook it in front of the conductor: Have you seen it? Have you seen it? ...
It’s silly to buy a ticket. I just took out a 100 show: Have you seen it?
Finally, I realized that the person wanted to go to "Jianguomen!"]
Speaking of the last sentence, Nian Yu's mouthful of noodles spewed out, and finally couldn't help but smirk on the table.
When she smiled enough to raise her head, the handsome boy on the opposite face was staring at him angrily.
This look made her lie on the table and continue to laugh.
"Did you laugh enough?"
"Wait, wait"
"Can't wait, hurry and get the "hair" towel"
Xian Yu took the "Mao" towel and threw it to him, laughing and saying, "I also have jokes about the bus, do you want to listen?"
Irchy
Seeing that he did not refuse, Xianyu said: [There is a beautiful lady who took the paper towel from the bag and wiped the seat vigorously after getting on the bus. When she was about to sit down, she put a fart and a gentleman beside him listened When I arrived, I said humorously: Miss really loves hygiene. After wiping it for so long, I have to blow it! ]