Chapter 277: Hemorrhoid medicine

Knocking! Knocking!
Master, Brother Jun, are you at home? "
Outside Jun Buren's room, Yang Feng came out from the emperor and ran straight here, knocked gently on the door, but there was no response from inside.
Yang Feng's eyes wandered, thinking about where else could he go if he didn't come back to heal his wounds?
Could there be any conspiracy?
It just so happened that while he was not at home, I went in to find out.
Thinking about this, Yang Feng raised his foot and was about to kick the door in, but he didn't have time to kick, but after hearing a creak, the door opened.
Jun Buren stood in front of the door and watched Yang Feng's volley kick, but he didn't kick it out. He was startled: Daxia Yang, you are..."
Oh, nothing. I just knocked on your door for a long time and saw that you haven't opened it. I wonder if you will be humiliated because of today and find a short sight. As soon as you wanted to break the door and save it, you opened the door. It's fine, I'm relieved, ha ha ha! "
After kicking, Yang Feng casually found an excuse and smiled awkwardly.
When Jun Buren heard it, he nodded slightly and smiled: Unexpectedly, when Jun is the most excluded and helpless now, the first one to visit and care about you is actually Daxia Yang. Thank you, please come in! "
Nodding slightly, Yang Feng walked in.
Jun Buren owed his body, although his two arms could not move, after all, he was a master of the third-order peak of Shuling. Just after Yang Feng entered the door, he gave a look, and the door was immediately closed.
Then, Jun Buren's eyes condensed again, and the teapot on the table floated immediately, pouring two cups of tea, one cup glanced at Jun Buren himself, and one cup drifted towards Yang Feng.
Wow, this is fetching from the air, it's fun.
This kind of technique that can do everything automatically without having to do it is actually very simple, and Yang Feng can do it too.
It's just that every time he casts a spell, he consumes mana, so this kind of small magic skill is generally unwilling to use it and waste mana.
But after seeing Jun Buren's performance today, I found it quite interesting.
After he has more believers, the amount of blue is unlimited, but he can lie on the bed every day, this kind of spell, whether eating or drinking, automatically jump into his mouth, it is very refreshing to think about it.
This is the life he has been yearning for for four years in college, the ultimate lazy person, he won't have to get out of bed in the future, hehe!
Daxia Yang, please have tea! "
At this moment, Jun Buren smiled at Yang Feng and pulled him back to reality.
Yang Feng nodded slightly, and after taking a sip of fragrant tea, he looked at Jun Buren's two arms and couldn't help but shook his head: Oh, it's so cruel. That old man is too domineering, how can he be so cruel? Anyway, you are also a national teacher, and you have worked hard for the country for so many years. Why is this old man so headstrong and doesn't know how to stop? Ordinary discussions, but still so serious, alas! "
There is no way, who makes inhumanity suspicious, this is the old ancestors teaching inhumanity, inhumane gratitude! "With a slight smile, Jun Buren said lightly.
Yang Feng raised his brows, pretending to be puzzled: What is the meaning of Brother Jun? Are you saying that the old man intentionally hurt you? "
To be honest, since the nearly half of the Black Soul Cultist of the Manchu Dynasty was unearthed by Daxia Yang, his unkindness had been alienated by his Majesty. "
With a long sigh, Jun Buren murmured: But it’s not to blame your Majesty, who allowed most of these people to be promoted unkindly? Your Majesty will suspect that inhumane collusion with the Black Soul Sect, and then alienate, is also reasonable. But the conscience of heaven and earth, when it was unkind to promote officials, was really for the capable, not half selfish. As a result, he promoted so many evil spirits of the Black Soul Cult, and he was shocked by Huren, and felt ashamed of Divine Grace, alas! "
Having said that, Jun Buren cried alone, with a pitiful look.
Yang Feng looked at him coldly, curling his lips in disdain.
Ah, ah, it’s this time, are you still acting? Why don't you go to the Oscars to get a actor and win glory for your country?
But he was acting, and Yang Feng was also acting. It was just an instant, the disdain on Yang Feng's face turned into a look of regret, and he wanted to pat his shoulder...Uh, it was at first sight, so he changed direction. It patted him on the chest.
Jun Buren was stunned, what are you doing, taking advantage of Lao Tzu's two arms are gone, and hitting his chest?
But he couldn't help sighing and comforting him: Brother Jun's heart is a lesson from heaven and earth, everyone has misunderstood you. But I believe that you are a loyal minister. Is the pillar of the court, my role model. "
Wow, you can be more silly than me, I am afraid that among all these people, you are the one who doesn't believe me the least.
Targeted me from the beginning, hum!
His face shook, Jun Buren's mouth turned up, and he smiled slightly. Although his heart looked like a mirror, his mouth was still grateful: Daxia Yang is the only one who knows me in the world. Thank you Daxia Yang for your understanding. "
Oh, you're welcome. I am always very accurate. After I first met my brother, I knew that you are a great man who is loyal, affectionate, loyal to the emperor and serving the country, and is a great friend and a trustworthy confidant, but... well, anyway, I appreciate you very much. That's it, hahaha! "
Yang Feng was laughing, but Jun Buren trembled, sneered and shook his head.
He wouldn't believe Yang Feng's flattery.
bump!
Immediately afterwards, Yang Feng patted a small porcelain bottle on the table and solemnly said: Brother Jun is seriously injured, and I am worried. Today, I bring the holy medicine for healing. Brother Wangjun, don't dislike it. "
Oh? Holy medicine for healing? What a holy law? "
Anyway, those five old guys were injured so badly just now, and now they can walk around alive! "
What is really so amazing? "
When the eyes lighted up, Jun was shocked.
Because of how badly the iron suit was injured by Yang Feng before, he had seen it with his own eyes. If he could jump around now, then this medicine would be truly magical.
With a faint smile, Yang Feng said to himself: This is my Yang family's magical medicine. No matter how much you hurt, you will recover instantly. I lie to you and I am the bastard! "
This……"
The eyelids couldn't stop shaking slightly, and Jun Buren pondered for a while, thinking in his heart, this kid wouldn't play any tricks with him.
This bottle of medicine is actually poison?
But on second thought, it's impossible. With his perverted strength, if he wants to kill himself, it is no different from pinching an ant to death. Does it take so much effort to poison it?
Besides, in his capacity, he vowed to guarantee the purity of this medicine, and it should be true, otherwise he would be the bastard, no one would bury himself like that, especially the master.
Thinking about this, Jun Buren immediately looked happy, bowed slightly, and smiled: Thank you Yang Daxia for giving the medicine, Jun Mou is grateful. "
Without saying anything, Jun Buren's eyes widened, and the vial on the table flew up immediately, and the cap flicked, and it gurgled into his mouth.
It's just that the smell of the medicine is a bit weird, and in the spicy, there is a bitter and cool smell.
And after drinking it, I didn't seem to feel anything. Although I didn't feel sick after taking it like poison, I didn't feel any improvement in my injury.
Jun Buren felt a little weird. Yang Feng sat in a precarious position, squinted at the corner of his eyes and watched him drink, then stood up anxiously and shouted: Oh, brother Jun, what are you doing? Why did you drink my hemorrhoid medicine? I just got it from the imperial doctor! "
what? Hemorrhoid medicine? "
vomit!
With a twitching face, Jun Buren looked at Yang Feng's innocent face with horror, and then his stomach tumbled, leaning over and unable to stop vomiting, cursing in his heart.
Yang Feng, you fool me...