Chapter 278: Drank for nothing

Vomit vomit!
As if turning the river to the sea, Jun Buren crouched, spitting acid water out, even almost spitting out bile.
Yang Feng was next to him, patting him on the back, while sighing hypocritically: Brother Jun, you are so impulsive, you drink without asking what is in my bottle. In case I was filled with feces that need to be tested by the imperial physician, how many times do you have to rinse your mouth before you can rinse this mouth clean! "
what? vomit! "
Jun Buren's body shook, and he glanced at him with a look of surprise, and couldn't stop leaning over and vomiting, and the vomiting was much more fierce than before.
Yang Feng raised his eyebrows, curled his mouth with a wicked smile, and looked down at his embarrassed look.
When he finally vomited up, Jun Buren's entire face was completely black, and he yelled at Yang Feng: Ba, Yang Feng, from now on, you are the bastard! "
Hey, brother Jun, how do you curse? "
Looking at him innocently, Yang Feng smiled and shook his head and said: You are a national teacher, you must always maintain your demeanor. "
The fart national teacher, the national teacher also has a temper. Who can keep your grace after drinking your hemorrhoid medicine? Can you? "
Of course I can't, but I haven't rushed to drink hemorrhoid medicine! "
He sighed and shook his head, Yang Feng said with regret: This hemorrhoid medicine was prescribed by the imperial physician only after I spent three taels of silver. It was applied externally three times a day. Within seven days, hemorrhoids can be removed. As a result, you drank it all in one breath, my money. "
Well……
His body trembled, and when he heard him talk about this, Jun Buren couldn't help feeling a little vomiting, and said angrily: Don't tell me about topical application... Uh... Nah! "
Jun Buren vomited again, and Yang Feng shook his head with a smile.
After Jun Buren vomited the stomach acid in his belly again, he straightened up and looked at Yang Feng, but his eyes were red with anger.
Originally, he felt that Yang Feng was going to deal with him without using poison, so he took the medicine without any doubt.
But who ever thought, this kid is not going to poison him, but to disgust him.
In the future, he probably won't even have an appetite for meals. When he thinks of this hemorrhoid medicine...
His face twitched constantly, Jun Buren really had the urge to kill him now, but unfortunately he didn't have that ability, so he had to curse: Yang Feng, where did I offend you? You hurt me like that? "
How did I harm you? "
You don't hurt me, you trick me into taking this hemorrhoid medicine? "
You are the one taking hemorrhoid medicine, I didn't lie to you to take it? "
You said this hemorrhoid medicine is the holy medicine for healing, I just took it! "Jun Buren was roaring, his eyes flushed.
Yang Feng blinked his big innocent eyes, and said lightly: I said I brought you the holy medicine for healing, but I didn't say it was this bottle? You thought that this bottle was the holy medicine I gave you. You drank it in a hurry without asking me for confirmation. Is this to blame me? "
what?
Upon hearing this, Jun was stunned. After thinking about it, he shouted again: If it wasn't for this bottle of medicine, what did you put it on the table for? "
I just put it around, can't it? "
Shrugging slightly, Yang Feng said as expected: I just prescribed a bottle of hemorrhoid medicine at the imperial doctor, and then I came here to see you. Seeing that you have a table, let me put my medicine bottle down, won’t you? Anyway, I'm a guest, so I can't put the things in my hands? It's not something dirty, polluting your table, you don't allow this, is it still a hospitality? "
what?
Suddenly, Jun Buren was stunned again, his lips squirmed, and he didn't know how to refute, he was silent.
Looking at him like this, Yang Feng immediately laughed and said: I just told you that I brought you the holy medicine for healing, that's one thing. Putting my hemorrhoid medicine on your desk for the time being is another matter. Who made you confused? It also made me ran out of money. Should you pay me a bottle? "
I go, are you still a human being? You lied to me to drink hemorrhoid medicine, and actually made me lose money?
With a twitch of his face, Jun Buren almost cried, then took a deep breath and cursed: Okay, Yang Feng, even if I was wrong just now, I made a mistake, I'm sorry, let's go. But you just said that you brought me the holy medicine for healing. If your holy medicine can't let me recover from my injury immediately, you are the bastard. Manly man, can you recognize it in his words? "
With regard to this hemorrhoid medicine, Jun Buren has completely fallen into Yang Feng's trap, and there is no more reason to say, so Jun Buren focused on Yang Feng's previous sentence of bringing him the holy medicine.
It can be said that that sentence is the key.
If Yang Feng hadn't praised his holy medicine so miraculously before, Jun Buren would not have drunk his hemorrhoid medicine so eagerly and fell in love with him.
After all, Jun Buren also wanted to recover from his injury immediately, and the Black Soul Sect still had a lot of work for him to do.
It was his eagerness, coupled with Yang Feng's false propaganda just now, that he fell into this trap.
That's right, in Jun Buren's heart, Yang Feng's holy medicine was a false propaganda that tricked him into the urn, and it must not be true. How can there be such a miraculous medicine in this world that can instantly recover from trauma?
Therefore, Jun Buren grasped this sentence and had to make Yang Feng recognize that he was a bastard.
In this way, it is considered that he did not drink the hemorrhoid medicine in vain, and after seeing Yang Feng, Yang Feng couldn't lift his head in front of him. A man who thinks he is a bachelor has no dignity to speak about.
However, at this moment, the ice lotus in the center of the earth appeared.
A quarter of an hour later, Jun Buren's face twitched, his whole body injury was completely healed, but he was not happy at all.
He felt that he was really tricked by Yang Feng, and that hemorrhoid medicine was drunk for nothing.
If he chooses one of the hemorrhoid medicine and serious injuries of the whole body, he would rather waste his arms and slowly heal his injuries than leave such a humiliating history. Yang Feng made fun of him, ohhhh!
Jun Buren was crying in his heart, Yang Feng shook his big in front of him with a dull face, and laughed: Brother Jun, don't forget to help me go to the imperial doctor and buy some silver pills! "
roll! "
The corners of his mouth flattened, and Jun unkindly felt wronged to death.
Yang Feng gave a wicked smile, shrugged indifferently, and then patted Jun Buren's shoulder lightly and said: Okay, don't feel depressed, don't you just drink Lao Tzu's hemorrhoid medicine. This matter is known to all, you know and I know, there won’t be a third person to know about this, what are you afraid of? You will not lose face. Of course, if you are willing to do me a favor, I won't speak up. "
help? How can i help? "
With a flick of his brows, Jun looked at him nonchalantly, secretly thinking.
Is it possible that he led me into the game this time, not only to make fun of me, but also want to use this to threaten me to help him?
What does he want me to do? What is the purpose?
Thinking of this, Jun Buren's eyes flashed, and he pricked his ears to listen carefully. He also wanted to take this opportunity to inquire about Yang Feng's intentions. Could it be an action against them...