Chapter 52: Gloomy President x God of Cookery

Han Qianling stayed in the small courtyard for two months, and finally couldn't hold on any longer.
If he doesn't go back to the city to take charge of the overall situation and sit in the company, the secretary will probably fly over and write him a 10,000-character blood book.
Last night, the daily briefing sent by the secretary did not even include any text. He just passed two comparison pictures in a faint resentment.
The content above the picture is two numbers. The number on the electronic scale represents the secretary's weight.
Between the top and bottom comparisons, Han Qianling can know through the simplest subtraction that the secretary has lost 15 catties in just two months.
It's not easy. Drinking laxatives every day may not be able to lose weight so quickly.
If this news spreads out, you can envy how many little girls want to lose weight.
Han Qianling looked at the two pictures and fell into deep thought.
Of course, capitalists do not have a scarce resource like conscience. Han Qianling wasn't thinking that the secretary had lost so much weight, and there was no human form.
He is thinking, these days he eats well in the small courtyard, plays well and sleeps well, and has a particularly good appetite. Maybe he has gained a lot of weight?
I don't know if I have deformed, making Luo Jiujiang feel disgusted?
Or does it mean that Luo Jiujiang can't find out this thing every day with ears and eyes, watching subtly?
Thinking of this, Han Qianling called Luo Jiujiang over and asked him about his weight in a tactful way.
Luo Jiujiang is very versatile. As soon as he heard Han Qianling's problem, he instantly reported Han Qianling's weight, even to the next unit.
He said very confidently: "Three hundred and twenty-six catties and 13 taels!"
Han Qianling: "..."
Han Qianling didn't know what expression he should put on at that moment!
After hearing the answer, the system that had been on the sidelines also almost knelt to the host on the spot.
It crashed and asked the host for the first time: [Why is it zero? ]
And no matter from which point of view, Comrade Bai Yueguang is at most one hundred and fifty catties. The host doubled the weight of the person in one breath. Is it because he was afraid that he would not die?
Luo Jiujiang also asked it very suspiciously: [Of course it is zero thirteen taels, how could you ask such a question? ]
It took a long time for them to make gestures between the chicken and the duck before the system suddenly realized.
The host is from another world! Visitors from the world of Xiu Xian!
In his weight conversion unit, one catty equals 16 taels!
The system silently deletes the garbage data generated by its own program at that moment into the recycle bin. He asked his host: [What is the ratio between the number of kilograms and grams that you are used to? ]
In order to prevent Luo Jiujiang from not knowing what "gram" is, it also specifically told Luo Jiujiang: [A dime is one gram. ]
Luo Jiujiang still knows how much "gram" is. After all, he broadcasts cooking every day, and modern recipes are very precise about the seasoning. The salt, sugar and cooking wine are all calculated by grams.
Luo Jiujiang answered undefendedly: [One catty is about two hundred grams, what's wrong? ]
The system sneered, thinking you still asked me what happened? Obviously Gray Moonlight wants to ask you what's wrong.
A man who is 1.88 meters tall and weighs 74 kilograms, you tell him so confidently that he now weighs more than 300 kilograms...
If you are not true love, if you are not a gay, now the host, you may have been kicked by the object!
...
Later, Han Qianling brought this misunderstanding over with a strange expression.
Only shortly after Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling returned to the cold house, Han Qianling gave Luo Jiujiang a special gift.
He had someone specially developed a stand-alone app and installed it in his phone for Luo Jiujiang. It can be used to convert weight, speed, time, area...
system:[……]
These gangsters are really hard to see when they are in love.
It was too polite to ask him to say Hui Yueguang, if he made a systematic move, he would probably give Luo Jiujiang a set of elementary school mathematics textbooks.
...
Take the time back to the night when the secretary was dehydrated and decapitated.
After three reminders and four requests from the secretary, under the threat of weight, Han Qianling finally sent a text message to the opposite party, asking him to book the air tickets for himself and Luo Jiujiang for tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
After thinking about it, in addition to the job explanation, Han Qianling also became a very human boss.
He comforted the secretary, don't be afraid if you lose weight, you will get fat back soon. After all, there is still something called overwork.
secretary:"……"
The secretary was holding the phone with his eyes trembling. It took a whole minute to discern whether this was a joke. His boss had no habit of making jokes before. The name Han Qianling was associated with jokes. It was too frightening.
After thinking about it, the secretary could only draw one conclusion.
So the cook from the South, really gave the boss his head down, right?
...
Luo Jiujiang had promised Hanqianling about going back with him.
Therefore, as soon as Han Qianling proposed to leave tomorrow afternoon, Luo Jiujiang agreed.
If Qianling didn't take him away, it would be a little troublesome. Now he didn't know what the world was thinking about Qianling, and Luo Jiujiang didn't worry about being alone.
Moreover, he had to use aura to cook for the other party.
On the matter of eating, Han Qianling and Luo Jiujiang had a conclusion when they chatted one day.
At that time, the two were mentioning where Luo Jiujiang was going after returning to the city.
Han Qianling joked: "Chef Jiujiang is in the cold house, and the salary to be paid is definitely an astronomical figure."
Luo Jiujiang smiled and shook his head: "You are wrong, the chef is not looking for money."
Han Qianling's face suddenly became more solemn when he heard the words.
"That's bad-since it's not for money, it must be for my beauty."
The two looked at each other and laughed together into the sofa.
Luo Jiujiang's fingers crawled quietly across Han Qianling's thigh, and then he hooked Han Qianling's hand silently.
"To tell the truth, Mr. Han is charming and charming. From the first time I saw Mr. Han, I had this idea."

In the evening, Luo Jiujiang brought this good news to share with Ji Shijie.
Although Ji Shijie keeps making small movements these days, such as moving repeatedly, bringing Liang Xiaojing to the next city, or trying to get on a high-speed rail train bound for the border of the country in the middle of the night...
However, Luo Jiujiang's words counted. Since Ji Shijie smashed the pot and sold iron and went bankrupt to pay off the more than 600,000 debts, Luo Jiujiang has not stopped beating him from time to time.
He just finds him no matter when Ji Shijie escapes to the ends of the world, and then forces Ji Shijie to eat what he should eat every night, so that he can experience the torture that the original owner has suffered.
As for the time to eat... this is adjusted according to Han Qianling's biological clock.
In the beginning, Han Qianling slept very early every day, so Luo Jiujiang went to check in earlier.
But when the night of heavy rain passed, the relationship between Luo Jiujiang and Han Qianling went even further.
Since then, Han Qianling will advance the processing of documents at night by half an hour. This way he can chat and laugh with Luo Jiujiang after finishing his official duties.
They always have a lot to talk about, and they can still have a supper after they have said something.
Therefore, naturally, the time Luo Jiujiang allocated to Ji Shijie was going back.
Sometimes time is delayed until midnight, and there are no fast food restaurants open all over the street, and food sources become a problem.
According to the Geneva Convention, if Luo Jiujiang went to a 24-hour convenience store to buy quick-frozen dumplings and let Ji Shijie eat raw, it would not seem so humane.
It doesn't matter, Luo Jiujiang does this by himself and feeds him cooked food.
Since then, Ji Shijie’s recipes have been based on Luo Jiujiang’s live broadcast on that day and Han Qianling’s supper that night.
Leftover leftovers from all the ingredients, such as the overnight rice on the night before yesterday, the old cabbage gangs that are not needed for fried cabbage, and the black-bone chicken that is not eaten in stewed chicken, and the tomato stalks picked from tomato beef soup...
These food waste and by-products are drawn again, add water randomly at night, boil them into a bucket in a large pot, and then deliver them to Ji Shijie’s home by direct express delivery via Luo Jiujiang brand fresh food.
When the original host was eating and broadcasting, the vomiting behavior was in the late stage. As long as there was enough cream, carbonated drinks or soup to moisturize the throat, it was almost smooth to the point that as long as you lower your head and fold your esophagus, you can vomit out.
Therefore, thanks to Tolin Jingjiang's rich experience, Luo Jiujiang now even prepares vomiting soup for Ji Shijie. How intimate.
When Ji Shijie received this special gift that night, his eyes immediately turned red. He looked at the big red plastic bucket with shaking lips for a while, and finally spoke with difficulty.
"I haven't done farm work, but I have at least read a book." Ji Shijie even had a demented expression, "you...you...isn't it swill?!"
Luo Jiujiang suddenly realized!
He finally understood why he felt a strange feeling in his heart when he was making this mess of stew.
Ji Shijie was beaten by Luo Jiujiang for many days and had already learned how to behave. He didn't dare to talk back to Luo Jiujiang, and could only make his own protest euphemistically.
"Now even the pigs in the country are raised scientifically, you..."
Luo Jiujiang did not understand what scientific pig raising was.
But it doesn't matter. The reason why people can become the overlord at the top of the food chain is because they can learn.
So he called out the system, quickly gathered relevant information, and scanned the light screen at a glance.
After half a minute, he felt that he had understood Ji Shijie's protest, and kindly asked the opinion of the scum: "I understand, you mean you want to change to concentrate feed, right?"
"..."
Silence, silence, silence for a long time.
After silently shutting up and astounding for three minutes, Ji Shijie didn't have a word of nonsense, grabbed the spoon and started snoring and eating.
Although Luo Jiujiang thought that his chaotic stew was not swill, watching Ji Shijie's resignation, he felt that it made sense for him to be used to raise pigs.