Chapter 53: Gloomy President x Knife Sword God

Luo Jiujiang, who appeared once every night, was like an inevitable nightmare, and the ordinary red plastic bucket he brought up every day almost became Ji Shijie's nightmare.
Ji Shijie now shivered subconsciously when he saw the red bucket.
If things go on like this, his stress state is about to evolve to the point where he is unconscious when he sees red.
According to Luo Jiujiang's observation, apart from bullfighting, there should be no creatures such as Ji Shijie that are so sensitive to red in the world.
In addition, Ji Shijie's career has not developed smoothly.
He left Lin Jingjiang because he wanted to train Liang Xiaojing into his new cash cow.
Liang Xiaojing has a sweet voice and is photogenic, even if he doesn't have stage fright.
Although there are less than 10 million people like this in the country, there are 8 million people, but compared to Lin Jingjiang, who has been drained of value, Liang Xiaojing is undoubtedly a gold mine waiting to be excavated.
So the two of them hit it off.
Ji Shijie quickly completed Lin Jingjiang from insulting, to abandoning, and then to death, rushing to the happy life he once thought.
Yes, self-righteous.
The current live broadcast market is not like it used to be, it is a new thing with low competitive pressure. At that time, as long as you have the courage to enter the water, you can easily make an impression in the hearts of the public.
Nowadays, various methods are in full bloom. Some of Lin Jingjiang's routines when he started his family were too old, and some of them were not suitable to match Liang Xiaojing because of gender.
Although everyone knows that as long as ingenuity can attract attention, it is easier said than done!
Anyone who has ever built a business from scratch knows that the hardest thing is always the first step in "starting a business."
As for the latter, whether it is the bottleneck period or the opponent's suppression, that is another difficulty.
Under Ji Shijie's planning, Liang Xiaojing is obviously much more popular than when she first came to Ji Shijie, and the number of fans is also increasing day by day.
But it is not enough.
Although she can already make some small money, making small money is not the purpose of her specially looking for Ji Shijie!
She is going to be popular, be the first line in the Internet celebrity, comparable to the average celebrity person!
Relative to this goal, Ji Shijie really disappointed her.
What disappointed Liang Xiaojing wasn't just that Ji Shijie didn't make her a hit?
To be honest, Liang Xiaojing couldn't see Ji Shijie's state in her heart.
...Look at what he looks like now? A little bit of trouble, he is all in all.
Because he is still a big man, Liang Xiaojing is more calm than he is a woman.
These days, Liang Xiaojing strictly implements the plan, and rarely does the elementary "overeating and vomiting" live broadcast of the primary kind.
This made her mental state better than before, which also made Ji Shijie even more languid and nervous.
After watching Liang Xiaojing, Ji Shijie first bumped himself into a bruised face every midnight, then yelled and refused to admit that he was sleepwalking, insisting on going to the police station to call the police.
Okay, because he was also his boyfriend, Liang Xiaojing from the police station accompanied him.
As a result, the police comrades were delayed for a whole day, and no doubts were investigated.
Then Ji Shijie wanted to move.
Liang Xiaojing managed to save some small money in his hands, but he was not in charge and knew that chai rice was expensive.
Two days ago, he borrowed 20,000 yuan and didn't say what it was for. He only said 100,000 yuan was urgent. Now he wants to rent another house and let Liang Xiaojing pay?
The rent for this house is still three months away. What is Ji Shijie doing?
Liang Xiaojing had a big quarrel with Ji Shijie over this matter, and finally took this reason and typed the IOU according to Ji Shijie, and by the way also added the 20,000 yuan I borrowed before.
Of course, she didn't understand why Ji Shijie shook as if he had Parkinson when he heard the word "IOU".
Finally, I signed the IOU and moved the house. Isn’t he right?
No, the next morning Ji Shijie moved into the rental house, the swelling was worse than ever.
Liang Xiaojing; "..."
What's the matter, the degree of sleepwalking has increased when you recognize the bed?
If his moths only reached this point, Liang Xiaojing would swallow nothing.
But I don't know why. From a certain day, Ji Shijie began to vomit in the middle of the night, and the flushing sound rang in the bathroom over and over again.
Every day, he has to vomit for an hour or two when he is in the middle of the night, and he is vomiting for an hour or two when he is full of dreams.
Then I saw him the next morning. Ji Shijie always looked languid and silently refused the breakfast she brought, sometimes even when he saw that the breakfast was mixed vegetable soup, he would vomit again.
Slowly, Ji Shijie began to get the peculiar vomiting smell of emetics.
This kind of smell is not noticeable by the person himself, but to outsiders, it is particularly clear.
The human heart, liver, spleen and lungs are all packed in skins, and the digestive system has been stuffy in the skins for more than 20 years. How can it smell good?
Liang Xiaojing also smelled the smell of Ji Shijie, only to realize how dangerous and disgusting the road she was walking on.
In this way, the mystery that the flush toilet repeatedly sounded in the middle of the night was solved.
Liang Xiaojing is somewhat familiar with Ji Shijie's state.
She just doesn't understand, it's obviously that she is the one who does the food and broadcast. Ji Shijie is an agent and a photographic copywriter, why does he vomit every day?
Then one day, Liang Xiaojing was too annoyed and wanted to sleep all night long.
So that day, she cleaned up the refrigerator and food cabinet at home, locked the anti-theft door, and quietly took away Ji Shijie's door key.
The new house they rented is on the seventh floor, so even if Ji Shijie ordered the takeaway, the door would not open, the window would not be able to deliver, and he couldn't eat anything he wanted.
He can't eat air, right?
But Liang Xiaojing found that she still underestimated Ji Shijie.
At more than one o'clock in the middle of the night, Ji Shijie began to throw up frantically again. His vomiting sound and the sound of the toilet bowl sounded in turn, and it took another full hour to stop.
Liang Xiaojing first wanted to sleep with a pillow covered her head, but when she wanted to understand something, she couldn't sleep at all.
That night, Liang Xiaojing sat on the bed alone, feeling that she could not sleep all night, always thinking about a deep and terrible problem.
Ji Shijie every night... you can’t eat shit, right?

Ji Shijie was curled up in the room watching Luo Jiujiang's live broadcast.
He didn't know why he still paid attention to Lin Jingjiang. Even when Lin Jingjiang changed the live broadcast platform, he also downloaded the APP software that Lin Jingjiang quit.
Later he wanted to understand that he was probably... to confirm today's dinner in advance.
...
After the contract time of the current live broadcast website was fulfilled, Luo Jiujiang moved to the video platform under the name of Han Qianling in accordance with the content of the newly signed contract with Han Qianling and the broker's commission was 1% before tax.
Every day, he will set aside one to two hours for live broadcast. The app under the name of Han Qianling is extremely popular among young people, so Luo Jiujiang's fan base has mostly passed by intact.
As for the remaining fans...it depends on the editing of the system.
You know, this video APP under the name of Han Qianling mainly launches short videos. Short, flat and fast videos are undoubtedly also the current entertainment trend.
It just so happened that Luo Jiujiang Knife Faqi was extremely fast, and one second of peeling was also waiting. The system also intercepted the fragments of his cooking, combined with various divine songs, combined with the homepage push, and soon won a lot of attention.
In addition to "666", many people think that Luo Jiujiang uses video software for special processing.
But every time at this time, there will be a lot of old irons in the comments, telling them that this performance is not a filter, it is the master of UP.
Yes, even though Luo Jiujiang was fried, steamed, boiled, fried, fried, braised and stewed every day, the old irons still hit him as a swordsman through the appearance of his cook.
There are rumors: @清江江清 Although God can stew pigeons, go to the sea to cook the king, and braise bamboo rats in the mountains and forests, he is actually a ninja!
Luo Jiujiang: "..."
Today, Luo Jiujiang will start broadcasting as usual, and the live content is the most challenging dish in the public’s perception, Vince Tofu.
Adjusting the proper angle of the camera is always a matter of the system, so Luo Jiujiang does not need to worry too much. He only needs to pick up a kitchen knife to start work.
As soon as the live camera was turned on, fans keenly discovered that he had changed the background.
This time, the shooting location in Luo Jiujiang is no longer between the bright and clean kitchen pots and stoves in the small town, but has been replaced with a cooking table decorated with high-end marble.
How to put it, even the kitchen utensils are shining in this place, and it really makes people feel the breath of money.
This is the big kitchen of Hanqianling Villa.
Han Qianling seldom has the habit of staying at home to eat, so although this kitchen started at 3 million just for renovation, in fact, since the day it was built, the stove has not been opened several times.
Until it met Luo Jiujiang.
Han Qianling leaned on the door frame not far away, carefully avoiding the direction of the camera.
With a slight smile in his eyes, he looked at Luo Jiujiang's clear and straight back and listened to him skillfully coping with the problems in the live broadcast room.
"Well, the dish we are going to cook today is the familiar Vance Tofu."
"Everyone knows that this is a dish that tests knife skills. Because everyone has always been interested in my knife skills...Huh? Are you dissatisfied?"
"Ah...what everyone means is that similar videos have been watched many times. It's not too rare, right?"
Luo Jiujiang smiled slightly: "Then we won't cut a straight knife this time."
"In this case, the kitchen knife is not easy." Luo Jiujiang thought for a while, walked into the depths of the kitchen, and selected a shiny steel knife from the kitchen rack that was half an adult's arm. "We still Use this."
The barrage turned upside down.
-"Fuck anchor, you are a tiger head knife..."
-"It's too late, then it's fast, the anchor pulled out a thirteen-ring gold-backed mountain knife in the blink of an eye."
-"No kidding, with the strength of the anchor, this saber cuts the horse to the point where everyone sees it."
-"You can't conceal the anchor. If the kitchen knife doesn't go well, you need to use the Qinglong Yanyue knife. You really are not a serious cook."
Luo Jiujiang calmly carried out his live broadcast content: "As everyone said, you all think the tofu shreds of Vance Tofu are straight and monotonous, so we will cut it out of patterns today... eh? Picture? You old iron have a lot of ideas."
The barrage was already laughing.
Luo Jiujiang also laughed, and then dragged his voice: "Then synthesize the Qingming Shanghe map, and then synthesize the straight wire. Let's round up and cut a dragon pattern."
No one knows why he suddenly turned his head back when he was talking about this, and smiled at the place behind him that the camera could not take.
The author has something to say: This is how Jiang Jiang’s weight formula was calculated yesterday.
One catty = 16 taels
One catty = more than two hundred grams
One tael = less than fifteen grams
Mainly refer to the Jin Dynasty weight calculation method.