Chapter 2: First time, weird
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Bird Dude Nie Bufan
- 雪原幽灵
- 2302 characters
- 2021-02-01 05:53:42
Zhang Junshi woke up early in the morning, so he called the two guys to take a donkey and went to the "Ji Wo Village" to check the chicken situation.
The branch of Zhang's family has been opened in Xishan City for four or five years, but I never knew that there was a village in the back of the city. Zhang Jun is really strange, don't people from their village enter the city? Mountain road...Well, it’s basically not a mountain road. It seems that not many people have walked. The slopes are also very steep. The donkey that the guy is holding almost can't reach it. If Nie Bufan hadn't pointed it out exactly, Zhang Junshi didn't think there would be people in it.
muttered in his heart, all the way through the mountains. It is said that it will take half an hour, but Zhang Junshi and others have spent half a stick of incense (about thirty or forty minutes) to see the smoke. If the chicken nest village is in front of him, then Zhang Junshi has to re-evaluate Nie Bufan's feet.
The guy said: "I can't think of a village in these few shops."
Guy two said: "I was born in Xishancheng, and this is the first time I heard about it. This place is close to Xishancheng, and it looks like a cliff from the outside. No wonder no one found it."
Looking back, it does look like a cliff. Turning the narrow stream, what appeared in front of a few people was a flat land—well, a relatively flat land, where there were sparsely arranged a few simple wooden houses, surrounded by trees, green vines, and weeds. It seems that no one has cleaned it up. At first glance, it looks like a small village that has been abandoned for a long time.
"Huh? Do you feel panicked suddenly?" The guy rubbed his hands.
The dude nodded twice and agreed: "Uh, uh, there is indeed."
Zhang Junshi also had a tingling scalp, and he felt uncomfortable as soon as he stepped into the village.
Suddenly, a few people stopped abruptly, their eyes all looked forward, and at a distance of less than a few tens of meters from them, there stood a with its head and chest high.
Zhang Junshi recognized it and said calmly: "Well, it's Brother Nie's pet, Flower... Flower girl."
"So..." The guy stretched out his trembling fingers, and said in horror, "Are these all around?"
Zhang Junshi looked up, and he was instantly stiff. I didn't know when there were swarms of roosters around, among the grass, on the roof, on the branches, between the cliffs... Visual inspection, countless... They stared at the big beans. His eyes are fierce, and the strangest thing is that there are so many chickens together, there is no sound, no panting.
"Gong... Son, are you sure you are here to collect the chickens, not to be collected?" Dude 2 couldn't help holding the donkey's neck, trying to seek comfort.
Zhang Junshi's face also turned blue, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and said: "Go on, just a bunch of chickens, can you eat you?"
said, walking forward first.
The two guys looked at each other. When they were about to lay down their lives to accompany the gentleman, there was a "slap" in their ears. The two of them heard about their reputation, and saw Zhang Junshi raising his right foot with a tangled expression. The viscous liquid was dripping down drop by drop... It turned out that an egg was trampled.
"Quack...Quack..."
The rooster standing not far away suddenly made a weird cry. Then, all the chickens around screamed "quack", and the deadly mountain col suddenly became a sea of chicken sound waves.
Nima, is this mocking him? Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and walked into the weeds, rubbing hard.
That was an egg just now, an egg! Who is all right to throw the eggs! Don't you need money for eggs? Don’t you want money?
The two guys were terrified at first. When they saw Zhang Junshi's appearance, they couldn't help but want to laugh, just to save his face, they could only endure desperately.
"Let's go!" Zhang Junshi backed his hands, strode inward under the attention of the chickens, with a strong momentum of going away.
He wants to see, what the is this?
"Nie Bufan" There are chickens besides chickens, and they don't look like a human being. Zhang Jun has no choice but to open his voice and shout.
"Hey...coming." Without Zhang Junshi shouting a second time, someone responded not far away. I think so, this place is just a bit bigger, it can spread all over the mountain with one voice, and ghosts can hear it.
Not long after, Nie Bufan, who was dressed very abstractly, appeared in front of a few people and smiled warmly at them, "You are here, welcome, come in and sit down."
Zhang Junshi walked towards him and asked, "Where are the other people in this village? Why are you and a group of chickens alone?"
Nie Bufan patted his chest and said, "I am the village head of Jiwo Village. The chickens you see are villagers."
Zhang Junshi’s raised foot paused in the air for two seconds, then gently put it down, hesitating: "This whole village is the only one living in you?"
"I lived with a group of chickens."
Okay, Zhang Junshi sorted out some messy thoughts and entered Nie Bufan's room.
In the house...like a chicken coop. The stool is missing feet, the table is cracked, there is a pile of debris on the bedside table, and there are grass scraps in the cup...
"Please drink tea." Nie Bufan politely served tea to the guests.
Zhang Jun is silent.
The man whispered: "My son, isn't this little brother a chicken essence?"
"Nonsense, there are no gods and ghosts in the world?" Zhang Junshi whispered, but in his heart he was fighting between heaven and man.
"Sit all, there are not many stools in the room, so you can sit on the bed." Nie Bufan brought them a plate of boiled eggs and peanuts, the latter bought them in the city yesterday.
The two guys didn't dare to sit, they stood aside with unnatural expressions, but Zhang Junshi glanced between the stool and the bed, and finally decided to sit on a relatively safe bed.
"Slap", a similar voice sounded again.
Zhang Junshi maintained a rigid sitting posture, and his entire face showed signs of crookedness.
"Ah! Is there an egg on the bed?" Nie Bufan pulled Zhang Junshi up, looked at Zhang Junshi's buttocks first, then ran out of the house and yelled: "How many times have I said it, don't Make a nest in my bed! Whoever committed the crime today will take the initiative to come forward, and I will deal with it as appropriate and take it lightly!"
The surrounding chickens were catching bugs, digging, digging, chatting, and none of them looked at Nie Bufan.
"Your courage is getting fatter and fatter! Wait, wait for you to look good!" Nie Bufan uttered a few ruthless words, turned and walked back to the house, and smiled embarrassingly at Zhang Junshi: "Sorry, there are too many suspects. It’s impossible to catch the murderer for a while and you will be victimized."
"I just got my clothes dirty and didn't suffer!" Zhang Junshi has never been so embarrassed in his life, but today he has eaten enough.
The guy stepped forward and said, "My son, do you want to change your clothes."
"Change, I must change it." Nie Bufan nodded and said, "How can you let San Gongzi go back in this dirty clothes?"
Zhang Jun really felt a little more comfortable, but for a moment he felt something was wrong, and he asked, "Who is... Zhang San?"
"Isn't it you?" Nie Bufan answered while looking for clothes in the cabinet.
"Cough, Zhang Junshi next."
"Oh, I see." Nie Bufan handed him a set of old clothes, "Hey, let's just take a look, Jun San."
"..." Zhang Junshi took the clothes, endured forbearance, and said, "Under Zhang Junshi, the only son in the family." The word "independence" was also emphasized.
Nie Bufan waved his hand: "I know, I know, you have said it several times, I remember."
There are ghosts when I remember! Where did the "three" come from?
Zhang Junshi unfolded his clothes with a green face, and a hole immediately appeared in front of him, through which he could see the smiling face of Nie Bufan on the other side.
"Excuse me... how do I wear this?" Zhang Junshi squeezed his clothes and took a deep breath, reminding himself to be calm and be calm.
"Didn't your get dirty?" Nie Bufan took the clothes over, folded it, then went around Zhang Junshi's waist, pulled up two sleeves to tie a knot in the front, and said with satisfaction, "This will not just cover the back Stained?"
Zhang Junshi admits that although he is not as particular as the elder brother of the famous family, he has always been well dressed, and now he has been acting like this, the image of his own good son is like posting a wanted order.
He finally knew why Nie Bufan would dress like a wandering artist...
Zhang Junshi looked at the two guys who were suffocating their smiles and were dying, and said in a tone as if they were a teenager: "Don't say anything else, just take me to see you." ("Take me directly. Look at your chicken, right", because jj river crab has the last two words, only to realize that this sentence really needs river crab...)
"Okay, come with me." Nie Bufan readily agreed, leading them out of the house and walking towards Hou Lin.
After leaving the house, Zhang Junshi and others felt like seeing the sun again.
Not long after walking, I saw a huge stone cave with a height of more than 30 meters appeared in front of me, with openings on all sides, like a mushroom pavilion with fences at the entrance.
Zhang Junshi looked inside, there was no chicken.
"Where is the chicken?" Zhang Junshi asked.
"Wait, this time is when they let the wind go." Nie Bufan replied casually, and then no matter what their expressions were, he shouted around, "Flower one, spend two, spend three...you hurry up and take you The hens are back, and we are going to pick up the guests!"
"Puff!" Zhang Jun really did not vomit blood.
"Is this... still a chicken?" The two gangs were full of horror, watching the roosters pop up like bubbles, and then went into the woods and called "Wow". After a while, they saw a group of mothers. The chicken was rushed back.
Nie Bufan opened the fence, and while watching the hens enter the fence, he introduced: "These are broilers, they are stupid, about 400, you pick whatever you like."
Zhang Junshi looked at these lively hens, his mind was a little confused, did the chickens be raised like this? No wonder the meat feels so good, it's all trained...Apart from other weird situations, chicken is indeed a good product and it is worth long-term ordering.
"Oh, okay, pretty good." Zhang Junshi no longer knows what to say. Everything he has experienced today has made his receptive ability go beyond the zero point and reach the state of returning to the original and returning to the real, everything is indifferent.
Besides, this Nie Bufan is really interesting. Having lived for more than 20 years, I have never seen such a person or a village like this.
"Then it's settled, you just need to send someone to pick up the goods on time in the future." Bufan Nie was full of smiles and was in a good mood. In the future, he finally has money to pay and can exchange some delicious things.
Zhang Junshi nodded, beckoned to the two guys and asked them to catch the chicken.
The man moved quickly and quickly put 30 chickens into cages. Pay with one hand and deliver with one hand.
Zhang Junshi added: "If the cooperation is stable in the future, we will close by month."
"No problem." Nie Bufan happily sent them to the entrance of the village.
"Huh? Where is our donkey?" The man exclaimed.
Several people looked over at the same time and saw only a rope left beside the wooden post where the donkey was originally tied.
"You went to find it, did you ran into the woods?" This place is not big, and the donkey should not be far away.
Nie Bufan touched his nose and was silent.
Dude searched for a long time but couldn't find it.
Zhang Junshi felt aggrieved: "Forget it, if it is still in this col, it will always be found, please take care of Brother Nie."
"sure."
After leaving, Zhang Junshi and others left this weird chicken coop village exhausted physically and mentally. Turning around and looking back, they could see Nie Bufan enthusiastically waving goodbye to them.
I collected 30 chickens and stuck a donkey, Nima, it's too cheating!
"Hey." After the few people left, Nie Bufan suddenly squatted down, facing a gray chicken in the corner, and smiled, "Welcome to Jikou Village, I will call you gray from now on."
The gray chicken's eyes were trembling with tears.
"Don't be afraid. Although it is a chicken, it is also a chicken with wisdom. As long as you don't leave the village casually, you are free. Come and meet your brothers and sisters."
Nie Bufan stood up and stretched out his hand in the direction of Ji Wo Village.
"Come on, Hui Hui, welcome to Ji Wo Village!"