Chapter 3: Thief

　　 After returning from Ji Wo Village, Zhang Junshi didn't sleep well for a few days. When he closed his eyes, he felt a group of chickens jumping in his head, almost demon-struck. In the daytime, as soon as I heard a chicken cry, I couldn't help but look around vigilantly, for fear that a chicken suddenly popped out of a few shops. The two guys also had lingering fears about the chicken nest village. When they talked with people they knew, their tone was mixed with exaggerated horror and endless admiration.
　　 Thanks to the big mouths of the two guys, the name of the chicken nest village spread quickly in a short period of time. The biggest impression was that there were countless chickens there, but only one person lived.
　　 So the thief came.
　　 upholds the belief that it is a fool to take advantage of it, and that it is a fool to have a good chicken and not steal. This evening, he was fully prepared and entered the chicken coop village alone in the dark.
　　 Then... there is no more.
　　The art of war is clear, knowing oneself and knowing that the enemy will never end in battle. This night, he made a serious mistake of paralyzing and blindly underestimating the enemy, so that the moment he entered the chicken coop village, he was doomed to a tragic ending. Before he touched the side of the chicken coop, he was overwhelmed by a tuft of fighting chickens, and there was no time to call for help, and he fell into the chicken shavings...
　　 "So courageous! Dare to come to our chicken coop village to steal chickens?" Nie Bufan hung a pajama, straddled on the bed, folded his hands on his chest, condescendingly watching the poor Xiao Xiao lying on the ground.
"Uncle forgive me, the kid has eyes but doesn't know Taishan!" Xiao Xiao almost cried. He held a messy chicken coop, his eyes were blue, and there was still something yellow and white full of peculiar smell on his face. The beggar still wears the beggar’s leaky outfit. Well, a quarter of an hour ago, it should be intact. It is as pitiful as it is.
　　 "My uncle hates Xiao Xiaoxiao the most, you say, how did this happen?"
　　 said, the fighting chickens around listening collectively shouted.
　　 Xiao Xiao shuddered, and said in a trembled voice: "If you want to kill, you have to scrape the ears, just keep me away from these chickens."
　　 Nie Bufan touched his chin, and nodded after a long while: "Well, if you admit your mistakes and have a good attitude, I will punish you to stay and serve in the chicken nest village until our brothers and sisters are satisfied."
　　 Xiao Xiao had a horrified face, and shouted: "Please forgive me, uncle! You should give me a happy one!"
　　 "Isn't that fun enough? I asked you to help raise chickens, but I didn't want you to make chickens!"
　　 Xiao Xiaomo said with tears: "I...I...Can I go home and see my old mother, can I tell her a little bit?"
　　 Nie Bufan said with contempt: "Don't think I don't know, you are an orphan, and you want to lie to me, let you sleep with Ms. Hua tonight."
　　 Xiao Xiao's eyes widened, and then said dejectedly: "So you know it, then I'll admit it."
　　Nie Bufan would know him nowhere. It was just a swindle of him. I didn’t expect it to be true.
　　 He proudly said: "Don't think I don't know what you are fighting. Pay attention, you know that every chicken in our village has special skills, some can travel thousands of miles every day! Do you want to escape? You can be caught back in the blink of an eye."
　　 Xiao Xiao had a face full of disbelief.
　　 Bufan Nie waved his hand: "Brother Ying, show your hand."
　　As soon as I finished speaking, I saw a black chicken spread its wings, swish and rushed to the beam of the house, the speed was really like a blast of lightning, and it was empty.
　　 Xiao Xiao looked sluggish. It took a long time to cry: "I admit it, I really admit it, you are really a chicken god!"
　　 "Very good!" Nie Bufan folded his legs and said with an aura, "From now on, you will be the sinful servant of the chicken coop village. My uncle gave him the name "Chicken Servant"."
　　 Xiaoxiao cried a face, and begged: "I have a name, and my name is ‘earthbump’."
　　 "Bah, it's unlucky, we live under the mountain, dare you call it a landslide!"
　　 "That...that's okay to call me Xiaotu."
　　 "Chicken servant and chicken servant, you choose one."
　　 "..." Xiao Xiao grieved like a little daughter-in-law who had been turned, and said sadly, "I think the name Chicken Servant is very good, very good."
　　 So, the second human was finally ushered in in Jiwo Village.
　　 Several days later, it was the day when Zhang Junshi came to collect the chickens. When he led the two guys to the chicken nest village again last time, all he saw were lying dead. It turned out that in the past few days, several thieves were recruited in Jiwo Village. Without exception, all of them were killed in battle.
　　 Zhang Junshi took the two servants and walked carefully to Nie Bufan’s residence. When he saw him, he asked, "What's the matter?"
　　 Nie Bufan looked over there and said casually: "They all came to steal chickens. One was not convinced after he was caught, and he found a few accomplices to smash the place, and that was the end."
　　 "You... did you deal with it alone?" Can't tell, this kid still has a special skill.
　　 Nie Bufan waved his hand and said, "No, didn't I say that earlier? I have a bodyguard."
　　 Zhang Junshi immediately showed the image of Flower Girl Yingwei...
　　 "Ah, don't talk about this, this time I will collect the chicken, and I will bring you some daily necessities by the way."
　　 "Oh?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up, and he took over the things his buddy had brought over, including tableware, tea cups, bedding, clothing, etc.
　　 "San Gongzi, thank you so much, you are a good man, I am thinking about buying." Then he beckoned to the two guys and asked them to help carry it into the backyard.
　　 Zhang Junshi turned a deaf ear to the name "Zhang San", and followed Nie Bufan into the house. This time it was messier than last time, and the bed was decorated with feathers. With lessons learned, he never dared to sit anymore, he was also very vigilant, and he was determined not to make a fool of himself.
　　 At this time, Nie Bufan brought a basket of eggs from the back room and said with a smile: "The courtesy is going to come and go, this will count as my return."
　　 Zhang Junshi didn't care much at first, but he stopped immediately after a glance. He pointed to the basket and asked hesitantly: "This is... an egg?"
　　 Nie Bufan nodded, and laughed: "Although it looks a little special, it is definitely an egg produced in our village."
　　 Okay, Zhang Junshi originally wanted to collect some eggs, but now it seems that he still underestimates the fright that this person in front of him brought him.
　　 I saw dozens of eggs in the basket. They were large and small, and the small ones looked like bird eggs. The big ones were as big as a slap. It was hard for him to imagine what kind of chickens were born. Not only that, some eggs have markings, dots, and lines, which are quite artistic.
　　 Zhang Junshi carefully picked up one, examined it carefully, and said leisurely: "Can you take me to the place where they lay eggs?"
"Of course, please come with me." Nie Bufan greeted enthusiastically and led him to a somewhat dilapidated house. Compared with the stone cave we saw last time, this chicken coop is much more normal, walking at the door. The noise of the chicken inside can be heard outside.
　　 Nie Bufan opened the door and asked Zhang Junshi to go first. As soon as he stepped in, the cries of the surrounding chickens stopped abruptly, and there was a strange dead silence in the chicken coop.
Zhang Junshi stopped stiffly, and carefully looked at the situation inside, only to see a large group of hens staring at him upright and stupefied, brooding, walking, grinding beaks, flapping wings, lying down... all were present. The static state is like being pressed the pause button.
　　 "What's wrong?" Nie Bufan stretched out his head and looked around.
　　 When the hens saw Nie Bufan, they immediately resumed their actions and continued to do their own things, clucking and making noises, as if everything was an illusion just now.
　　 Zhang Junshi immediately felt that the heart he had just hung fell back to its original place, and he walked in with ease. Originally in his capacity, these things were handled by the guys themselves, but I don’t know what mentality he was in, he could not help but want to come and explore, just like looking for abuse...
　　 looked around pretendingly and calmly, Zhang Junshi really found that a lot of characteristic eggs were vaguely visible in the haystack of a place. He even saw a pebbly-sized egg exposed behind a hen who had just stood up.
　　 is really chicken...
　　 Zhang Junshi’s outlook on life has a tendency to be subverted again.
　　 Nie Bufan smiled embarrassedly: "Don't look at these eggs as a bit peculiar, they taste absolutely good."
　　 Is this just "a bit" peculiar? Whose chickens lay so many eggs, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Zhang Junshi would definitely not believe this fact.
　　 But he doesn't doubt the taste very much. The chicken that I picked up here last time is several times more delicious than before, and the store has gained a lot of popularity.
　　 He hesitated for a while, and said, "Well, this time I will collect a hundred eggs and go back and try."
　　 "Okay!" Nie Bufan turned and shouted outside, "Ji Mu, Ji Mu."
　　 Chicken breast? When Zhang Junshi was puzzled, he saw a slender man in his twenties running over and smiling: "Come on, Lord, what's your order?"
　　 Nie Bufan pointed to Zhang Junshi and said, "The third son of Zhang wants to buy some eggs. Go and sort a basket next to you."
　　 "No problem, I will go now."
　　 Zhang Junshi curiously asked: "This is?"
　　 "Oh, I'm also a thief, but I have a good attitude. After I was caught, I changed my mind and decided to help here to compensate for the crime."
　　 Zhang Jun Jianruan was silent for a while before he said: "Recently, there are often thieves here?"
　　 "Fortunately, there are only a few, mostly suppressed."
　　 Zhang Jun couldn’t help but feel sympathy. These thieves have come to the chicken coop village to steal because they can’t figure it out!
　　At this time, two gangsters in a mess came over.
　　 Zhang Junshi asked: "What's wrong with you?"
　　 "I was besieged when I went to catch a chicken just now..." the guy said angrily.
　　 "Haha." Nie Bufan laughed carelessly.
　　 Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Nie Bufan.
　　 "Well, I'll let the chicken servant cage you later."
　　 The two guys were relieved.
　　 "The smell here is too strong, let's go back to the house and rest."
　　 Zhang Junshi backed his hands and nodded noncommittal. After returning to Jiwo Village, there was no problem at all, and he was quite proud.
　　 "Girls, stay well. If you have anything you want to eat, look for it yourself, give birth when you want to, and stop when you don't want to, just do it yourself."
　　 Zhang Junshi made a stir, turned his head and cast a complicated look at the chickens...
Snapped! A tuft of warm things suddenly fell on his head, Zhang Junshi stiffened for a while, and when he looked up, he saw a spotted chicken squatting on the beam of the room, lowering his head and smiling at him yinly.
　　 The two guys covered their mouths, their eyes widened.
　　 Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and said: "Why are there chickens on the beam?"
　　 Nie Bufan glanced at him sympathetically, patted him on the shoulder, and said with relief: "Anything is possible, please be sorry."
　　 Zhang Jun was really frantic and walked out with a blank expression on his face.
　　 Why is he always hurt? Does he have to bring some souvenirs back every time? This is not scientific!
　　 He was finally convinced that he came here to look for abuse, that is to look for abuse!