Chapter 269: Bragging Doug

\"Said that after the Doomsday War, as the God created by God and Demon, the women were heartbroken in this meaningless war, and finally became discouraged and turned their body into the three worlds of darkness, Created countless creatures, including us humans..."
　　　　\"Crap!!"
　　　　\"Blow Blind!!"
　　　　\"Hurry up to the topic!!"
　　　　 For Dougou Hu Shengong, the audience expressed their protests. This really wants him to continue from the end of the war. Without a month of kung fu, don’t even think about the birth of his grandfather. www..
\"Cut! You impatient little bunnies." Doug was unwilling to make a few clicks, and finally felt that the anger was hard to commit. To be honest, he really wanted to say that he had been in his a year and a half. The hard work of the month, combined with the pressure when facing Andalil, made the cowhide in his stomach look like a sudden finding of a gap after a few months of constipation.
　　　　\"Let’s start with the formation of Harogas, and let your little cubs open your eyes to understand the unique geographical environment of our hometown, and save time to go to Harogas to be treated as a bun by others..."
　　　　\"Ce, this one still uses you to say?..." It is also a boo burst, especially barbarians. A large part of them came from Harrogas, and it took Doug to add more.
\"Okay, let’s take the rise of our great barbarian family, let you babies get a glimpse of the savage history of the barbarian." Doug was angry, this group of little cubs who don’t know what to do, always let themselves be The to be pulled back again.
　　　　\"We don't need..." Everyone was unhappy, and a few adventures who knew more about Doug were eager to go. They just spotted this guy's strong desire to perform, and walking an audience is like cutting off his flesh.
\"Okay, sit down for me, and start from the third floor of the tomb. His grandfather. Sooner or later, you little bunnies will regret running because of less listening to Grandpa Doug’s words. [m]" Doug gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth, as if he felt a heavy back in the and turned back into a whole body. That kind of feeling was uncomfortable.
\"Let’s talk about the Ratmen first, everyone knows that these little guys are less than half a meter tall, the thieves are slippery, and they are shaking with a kitchen knife or a spear all day. Some will blow the needle, which is extremely dangerous. "Doug said with a sullen face, and the rest of the adventures also nodded their hearts, no matter whether they had really seen the squirrel in it, they knew that these small things were not easy to provoke, and fell on the third floor of the tomb. At least one quarter is because they are planted in their hands.
\"But how do you know how Uncle Ben dealt with them? I don’t know, let me tell you. When the Ratman is present, Uncle Ben goes one stop so that any spear chopper can be cut on the body, and then drink it like this With a loud voice. Just put those weapons in the muscles, no matter how the ratmen can't pull them out, and wait for all the weapons to be caught. Grandpa I shook them away with a single hand, the ratmen without weapons , That’s not like playing with it." Doug shook his head and almost turned his nostrils up to the sky.
　　　　\"Boss Doug, in case they put their spears in you, can they still be caught?" a barbaric man with a hip-hop face smiled and suddenly laughed at the adventure. The man's complacent. Female coy.
　　　　Doug stared fiercely at the little barbarian, ignoring his words. Continue to say: \"Once, an elite ratman refused to accept and wanted to challenge me, this guy was clever and wanted to poke my eyes, guess what, flash? Wrong! Uncle I just blinked my eyelids, Clamping the tip of its spear, unable to move, hahahaha—" Doug's arrogant laughter echoed over Camp Roger, and even the most ferocious wild dog nearby was terrified.
　　　　\"However, this is what the uncle can do, you little rabbits, don't learn." Stopping the laugh, Doug wiped the corner of his mouth to talk about the foam, and said with confidence.
　　　　\"Oh!" Everyone responded unanimously, if anyone really believed the bragging king Doug, there must be something wrong with his brain, and he would not be wronged even if he died.
　　　　 Then, it was his turn to be expelled. This group of mummy fire masters once chased the three of Lal on the third floor without a ladder and no door to the ground, but it was different when he arrived at Doug.
\"These clothes racks, old and uneasy fireworks were scattered everywhere, and they often blackmailed squirrels and dark demons, which seriously disrupted the friendly and harmonious order on the third floor of the tomb. Uncle I was an atmosphere at that time, so I beat them one by one. , Finally taught all the clothes rods, don't believe it, don't believe you go to the third floor to see if all the noses of the clothes rods are big and red, tell you, this It was my Doug."
　　　　\"Hush--" Everyone roared in unison, who did not know that the deportation had a big red nose, which is the second characteristic of their dry body.
\"Since then, these clothes rods are more obedient than their sons, don’t you know? Once I washed my clothes and had no place to dry, I pulled a clothes rod nearby, and it didn’t dare to put a fart. I voluntarily laid it on the wall and let me dry the clothes until it was dry before I ran away." Ignoring everyone's coaxing, Doug continued to pull, and it made everyone laugh.
After almost a few hours of nonsense on the third floor, Doug finally brought the topic to the fourth floor, and this time the adventurers began to gradually withdraw their smiles, and their faces became dignified, after all, Andariel was in Camp Roger But talking about the ruthless role of the tiger, how many high-strength adventurous teams fell to her feet due to a momentary negligence.The huge throne made of the bones of adventure, and the back of the throne is full of mountains. Flogging.
　　　　On the old note of Doug, don't talk about Andalil, even standing in front of her face-to-face does not change color, it is really alien, he continued to talk eloquently.
\"Andalil is worthy of being one of the four demon kings, and his strength is strong, and it is only a big deal inferior to Uncle Doug. Seeing the three of us broke in, she roared, and her shot was a poisonous aura, The dark green poisonous gas, the black pressure pressed against us like a locust, I see the situation is not good, although I am not afraid of this poisonous gas, but there are still two supporting teammates behind me, at this critical moment, my uncle Flashing, taking a deep breath, and spurting out suddenly, blowing the sky's poisonous gas away, finally letting the supporting teammates survive the crisis, seeing that I am more powerful than her, and Andariel can't care about it. , With a group of younger brothers, I wanted to come here to bully the younger, I saw the two quickly to deal with the rest of the monsters, but I rushed forward and fought against Andalil for a life and death..."
\"Don’t say, boss Doug’s bragging effort is really possible to blow away the poisonous aura." It was the little barbarian who spoke, and everyone nodded in agreement, feeling that Doug was just there. Duan is indeed the most likely to become a fact. Of course, the probability is less than 1 in 10,000.
　　　　\"Stinky boy!!" Doug smiled and scolded the empty glass, and was hidden by the clever little barbarian. Everyone was happy, and the waiter silently recorded this account.
In this way, it is nothing more than the version of countless adventures that defeated Andalil, but who is Doug, how can this vigorous battle be ended like this, of course, he said that he will Andalil ninety-nine times Bursting chrysanthemum, when the opponent's life is less than one-tenth of his life, Doug's face sank~EbookFREE.me~ Just when we thought that victory was about to come, the whole hall suddenly shook, and I was Andalil, who was lying on the ground, suddenly burst out with a green awn, the wound on his body healed quickly, and there was a yelling laughter in his mouth..."
　　　　Here, even if he knew that Doug was bullshit, everyone could not help but stretched his neck and stared at Doug, only to see this old note suddenly glared, making it a Saiyan burst.
\"The hall is shaking more and more, the rocks are falling, and the dust is full of sky. At this moment, Andalil suddenly stood up from the ground, bursting into the air of her body, she stared at me directly: You are indeed worth it Dear master, I have to admit that I am not your opponent, but hum... after this self-creation, I have never had a chance to use it, you have this qualification...
After talking, Andariel suddenly opened his eyes and waved his hands, and countless dark green gas gathered in her hands, and the more they gathered, the more they almost condensed into substance..." Doug said, dancing and dancing. Lips.
\"At this moment of life and death, I remembered my mother, my father, my grandfather......, I remembered the home of our barbarians' soul-the top of Atre, countless memories flashed from my mind, I With a long sigh, he nodded to the gefu next to him-it's time to use his ancestral skills."
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