Chapter 269:

"After saying that after the Doomsday War, God, the creator of God and Demon, was heartbroken by the meaningless wars of the women, and finally became discouraged and turned his body into the three dark worlds, Created countless creatures, including us humans..."
"Crap!!"
"boast!!"
"Hurry up to the topic!!"
For Dougou Hu Shengong, the audience has expressed their protests. This really wants him to continue from the end of the war. Without a month of kung fu, don't think about the birth of his grandfather.
"Cut! You impatient little bunnies." Doug was unwilling to make a few clicks, and finally he felt that the anger was hard to commit. To be honest, he really wanted to say that he had been a year and a half for these months. The hard work and hardship, combined with the pressure when facing Andalil, made the cowhide in his stomach look like a sudden finding of a gap after a few months of constipation.
"Then let's start with the formation of Harrogas, and let your little cubs open your eyes to understand the unique geographical environment of our hometown, and save time to go to Harrogas to be treated as a bun by others..."
"Ce, do you still use this to say?..." It was boos, especially barbarians. A large part of them came from Harrogas, and it would take Doug to add more.
"Okay, let's start with the rise of our great barbarian clan, let you babies get a glimpse of the savage history of barbarians." Doug was furious, this group of little cubs who don't know what to do, always let themselves be The to be pulled out is blocked again.
"We don't need..." Everyone was unhappy, and a few adventurers who knew more about Doug were rushing away. They just spotted this guy's strong desire to perform, and walking an audience is like cutting off his flesh.
"Well, please sit down for me, and start from the third floor of the tomb. His grandfather. Sooner or later, your little bunnies will regret running because of less listening to Grandpa Doug's words." Doug gritted his teeth. Dao, as if he felt a heavy feeling in the anus, all turned backwards, and turned into a total body burden. That kind of feeling was uncomfortable.
"Tell you about the Ratmen first. Everyone knows that these little guys are less than half a meter tall, and the thieves are slippery. They are holding a kitchen knife or a spear all day. Some of them will blow needles, which is extremely dangerous. "Doug said with a sullen face. The rest of the adventurers also nodded with their hearts. No matter whether they had really seen the powerful Ratmen in it, they knew that these little things were not easy to provoke, and adventurers who fell on the third floor of the tomb At least one quarter is because they are planted in their hands.
"But do you know how Uncle Ben dealt with them? I don't know. Let me tell you. When I found the Ratman, Uncle Ben went forward and let any of those lances and choppers cut on my body, then I drank like this. Force. Just put those weapons in the muscles, no matter how the ratmen can't pull them out, and wait for all the weapons to be caught. Grandpa I shook them with my bare hands, and the ratmen without weapons , That’s not like playing with it." Doug shook his head and almost turned his nostrils up to the sky.
"Boss Doug, in case they put their spears in your buttholes, can they still be caught?" a barbarian with a hip-hop face smiled and suddenly made the adventurers full of laughter. The man's complacent. Female coy.
Doug stared fiercely at the little barbarian, ignoring his words. Continue to say: "Once an elite ratman refused to accept and wanted to challenge me, this guy is clever and wants to poke my eyes. Guess what, flash? Wrong! Uncle I just blinked my eyelids, Its spear tip was caught, unable to move, hahahaha—" Doug's arrogant laughter echoed over Roger's camp, and even the fiercest wild dogs in the vicinity were terrified.
"However, that's what the uncle can do. Don't learn it, you little rabbits." Stopping the laugh, Doug wiped the corner of his mouth and said, not confident.
"Oh!" Everyone answered unanimously, if anyone really believed the bragging king Doug, there must be something wrong with his mind, and he wouldn't be wronged if he died.
Then, it was the turn of the unlucky expelled. This group of corpse fire mages once chased the three of Lal on the third floor without a ladder and no doors to the ground, but it was different in Doug's mouth.
"These clothes-hanging rods, old and uncomfortable fireworks scattered everywhere, and often blackmail squirrels and dark demons, seriously disrupting the friendly and harmonious order of the three floors of the tomb. Uncle I was an atmosphere at that time, so I beat them one by one. Finally, I have taught all the clothes rods, don’t believe it, don’t believe you go to the third floor to see if all the noses of the clothes rods are big and red, tell you, this is I played Doug."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
"Since then, these clothes drying rods are more obedient than their sons, don't you know? Once I washed my clothes and had no place to dry them, I pulled a clothes drying rod nearby. I consciously laid it on the wall and let me dry the clothes until it was dry before I ran away." Ignoring everyone's coaxing, Doug continued to pull, and it made everyone laugh.
After almost a few hours of nonsense on the third floor, Doug finally brought the topic to the fourth floor, and this time the adventurers began to gradually withdraw their smiles, and their faces became dignified. After all, Andariel was in Camp Roger Here is a talk about the ruthless role of the tiger, how many high-strength teams of adventurers fell to her feet due to a momentary negligence, the huge throne made of the bones of the adventurer, and the huge pile of mountainous corpses behind the throne, It is the best lash.
As for Doug’s old note, let’s not talk about Andalil. Even standing in front of her face-to-face doesn’t change color. It’s really alien. He continued to talk eloquently.
"Andalil deserves to be one of the four demon kings, and his strength is strong, and it is only a big deal inferior to Uncle Doug. I saw that the three of us broke in. She roared, and her shot was a poisonous aura, ink. The green gas, the black pressure is like a locust rushing towards us, I see the situation is not good, although I am not afraid of this gas, but there are two supporting teammates behind me helplessly, at this critical moment, my uncle flashed , Took a deep breath, and spurted out suddenly, blowing away the toxic gas from the sky, and finally let the supporting teammates survive the crisis. Seeing that I am more powerful than her, Andalil can’t care about it. With a group of younger brothers, I wanted to get more and less bullying. I saw the two quickly deal with the rest of the monsters, but I rushed forward and fought against Andalil...
"Don't say, Boss Doug's bragging effort, it is really possible to blow away the poisonous aura." It was the little barbarian who spoke, and everyone nodded in agreement. It is indeed most likely to become a fact, of course, the probability is less than 1 in 10,000.
"Stinky boy!!" Doug smiled and scolded the empty glass, and was hidden by the clever little barbarian. Everyone was happy, and the waiter silently recorded this account.
To put it this way, it is nothing more than the version of countless adventurers who defeated Andalil, but who is Doug, how can this vigorous battle be ended like this, of course, saying that he will be Andalil 99th The second burst of chrysanthemum, when the opponent's life is less than one-tenth, Doug's face sank.
"Just when we thought the victory was about to come~EbookFREE.me~ The whole hall suddenly shook up, Andalier, who was lying down on the ground when I was beaten, suddenly burst out of a green awn, and the wound on his body healed quickly , A yawning laughter in his mouth..."
Speaking of which, even knowing that Doug is bullshit, everyone can't help but stretch their necks and staring at Doug, only to see this old note suddenly glared, making a Saiyan burst.
"The hall is shaking more and more, the rocks are falling, and the dust is full of sky. At that moment, Andalil suddenly stood up from the ground, her body exploded, and she stared at me directly: You are indeed worthy of respect Master, I have to admit that I am not your opponent, but hum... after this self-creation, I have never had a chance to use it, you have this qualification...
After talking, Andariel suddenly opened his eyes and waved his hands, and countless dark green gas gathered in her hands, and the more they gathered, the more they almost condensed into substance..." Doug said, dancing and dancing Lips.
"At this moment of life and death, I remembered my mother, my father, my grandfather... (omitted), the home of our barbarians' soul-the top of Atre, and countless memories flashed from my mind I gave a long sigh and nodded to the Gefu next to it — it’s time to use the ancestral skills.